chrisley the dunderhead aka lezz aka postmann

Have you ever taken out time to fervently check the slip-ups that might be so evident in you trying to be three different persons?

Have you ever thought of the way you give yourself countless mentions when referring to yourself in either second or third person? yet you have never complained of any new moniker spamming your mentions!

Mistakingly, you forget your postmann account has dissed parentally, something which i made obvious by calling your attention to it!

it is obvious nairaland defines your net worth, you are the nairaland mod that was sacked, all you do is wallow in pains of what goes on in your entire life, but trust me, as soon as you leave NL, you resume your life's harshness...which means this is the only arena you could assume relevance!

you would not get rid of me so soon brah!

chrisley:



U hav always asserted dat lezz is postmann and now lezz is Chrisley?

U are such a clown Edimolu.. pls let go of such preconceived notion and stop peddling falsehood

De incessant punches lezz has slugged on ur batterd esteem have made u have impaired reasoning.. calling everyone dat torments u lezz

Since are so mentally unhinged not diffrentaite btw lezz n postMann I can be of help.. hang on n be my guest for a benevolent tutelage

*Lezz stays in delta while postmann resides in lagos
*lezz insults ur whole family but postmann doesnt
*lezz is a savage diss improvisor while postmann garnish it wit poetry
*lezz use Mercedes E-class while postmann uses camry but Edimolu2 is still strugglin wit a petty chemist shop
*Lezz is an uninhibitted casanova while postmann is a bit reserved
*lezz is so lethal while postmann leaves you unconscious


Edimolu If you still haven't noticed all these differences in their style of writing then i feel so sorry for your sanity

And pls I am not lezz.. Am just a fan

You deserve a follow!

postmann:




I had to let out a good laugh at the emboldened. I know exactly what you meant. Postmann doesn't on his own go for an opponents parents except when the opponent took the first shot towards mine or someone's very close, like l.ezz.

But that being said, ub.unja should demonstrate enough common sense to single out individual opponents from an entire country, else I'll make his nairaland sojourn a nightmare.

That's it. That was about a week or two ago. And it says it all. Chrisley, that's for your benefit.

postmann:


So you gave up on your futile effort on grammatical pontification? The sheer impudunce in your standing as a grammar authority is beyong self-indulgence. It is rather the absence of awareness of self, and the faluire/inability to disconnection hope from reality.

The reality is that you're that same sickle cell-ed wobbly, bedeviled by psycho-traumatic incidents, poor grades, inferior genes and a compromised DNA. The cumulative effects result in ill-tempered and fractious soul at war with himself and the world.

Your hope is to have a grammatical flair similar to mine. But i wasn't in JSS 2f like you in my junior secondary school days. Unlike you i was always ahead of the learning curve with a handful of edimolus feeding from my exam scripts (little wonder you can't survive without a mouthful of my grammatical nutrition).

You hate your betters and at the same time copy them. Man, that makes you a 21st century wizard with serious inferiority complex and as inferior as a cheap Chinese product in a down town shop.

"I quote you this once" doesn't mean I'll quote you once. It means I'll quote on this occasion or this time/session.

I'm definitely not responsible for your lower-than-average intellect. Even at an early age, you were already lagging behind the learning curve, being in JSS 2f, a class reserved for dullards. Little wonder you've metamorphosed into a drongo.

NIGGA! stop spamming my mentions with ill-articulated gibberish like a visionless man who lacks inner direction and is void of potentials!

Still the same cheeky-verbiages, lol...abeg o, make i ask you, who are my betters? you lezz? you? one who lays pride to a 2000 naira power bank? one who begged a 19 year old to date him, to cover up for his sex-starvation!...lol...i should envy you indeed!...lol

"seek first to understand" a four-word sentence that doesn't seem to manifest in your addled brain, all you do is jump into my mention like a man short of the necessary vitamins for brains and talents!

@bolded! i agree....so what was the need to then quote me just immediately i submitted my comment! or do you think i was making emphasis on you quoting me in the unforeseeable-future? nah nah! i called your attention to you quoting me immediately after foolishly admitting you would quote me just that once! Do you now see why i asserted you argue stupidly?

you should always assume you know less and think more, no one is putting a gun to your head, always engage yourself before you reply me else i'd make you look the fool like i just did!

postmann:


You deserve a follow!

you deserve a follow means you do not know chrisley that much yet he knows a lot about you shey? see the way your poor sense of reasoning keeps giving you away!..lol

he deserves a follow indeed! please follow him

ode

edimolu2:

NIGGA! stop spamming my mentions with ill-articulated gibberish like a visionless man who lacks inner direction and is void of potentials!

Still the same cheeky-verbiages, lol...abeg o, make i ask you, who are my betters? you lezz? you? one who lays pride to a 2000 naira power bank? one who begged a 19 year old to date him, to cover up for his sex-starvation!...lol...i should envy you indeed!...lol

"seek first to understand" a four-word sentence that doesn't seem to manifest in your addled brain, all you do is jump into my mention like a man short of the necessary vitamins for brains and talents!

@bolded! i agree....so what was the need to then quote me just immediately i submitted my comment! or do you think i was making emphasis on you quoting me in the unforeseeable-future? nah nah! i called your attention to you quoting me immediately after foolishly admitting you would quote me just that once! Do you now see why i asserted you argue stupidly?

you should always assume you know less and think more, no one is putting a gun to your head, always engage yourself before you reply me else i'd make you look the fool like i just did!

Stop talking nonsense, Lezz is not Postmann. Can't your brain articulate?

chrisley:


I know you've been so hurt by lezz/shroud in the past and the trauma has lingerd thats why u cudnt let go of thoughts of him and consequently you stalk him

The name lezz has stuck in your memory n even resonates in your dreams.. but I can give you a prescription for mental exorcism

And here it is - Get your ass off that dilapidated chemist shop n get your hussle on and make money.. cos obviously idleness n indigence has dampened your sense of reasonin making you feel everyone is jobless like you to lavish precious time on e-brawls.. av been here for over two years but just few posts cos I gat beta tinx to do with my time..

Chew on that

Oouch!!!! This is bad!!!

postmann:



Absolute rubbish!!! You have no answer to my free-falling assault.

Let me take this to another level:

Is this really you?? Poor little sub-urban junkie! With your third grade made-in-Aba t-shirt and a roadside eye glass over a face conditioned by the harsh realities of joblessness complete your virtual profile as a big time failure and a classless swine.

So this is the idiot with whom I've been exchanging banter. Damn!!!

is the bolded even english? i can sense your tensed nervousness and agitation!

made in aba indeed! hahahahahaha...lezz you would just diss even without thinking, any real gee would know that v-neck t-shirt aint no cheap material!

iidiot! the picture has been there over two months now, and you have checked it repeatedly in time past during our duels, so why are you acting surprised like you seeing it for the first time!...you are a complete-idioot

How can you even possess such diminutive thinking you could troll me with my own picture, me? are you mad? i will dash you over a thousand pictures with me not repeating the same cloth..... have you gone bankrupt with words? that it is my dressing you would now attack?

i for wear Gucci of 4 million naira na, cos i wan go enjoy life! idiiot , now you'd get offended if i tell you you have the brain might of a child!

wait make i go dig up that picture where yhu were looking like a militant! very whack dress sense, a 40 year old using a yellow belt with a cutlass baggy tie!

lol..wait for it!

chrisley:


I know you've been so hurt by lezz/shroud in the past and the trauma has lingerd thats why u cudnt let go of thoughts of him and consequently you stalk him

The name lezz has stuck in your memory n even resonates in your dreams.. but I can give you a prescription for mental exorcism

And here it is - Get your ass off that dilapidated chemist shop n get your hussle on and make money.. cos obviously idleness n indigence has dampened your sense of reasonin making you feel everyone is jobless like you to lavish precious time on e-brawls.. av been here for over two years but just few posts cos I gat beta tinx to do with my time..

Chew on that

stop hiding behind true hurt! your futile albeit subtle attempt at using shorthand to evade suspicion is the lamest ever..lol

By the way, lezz who asked you what you do with your time? you who does e-brawl faster than your mother cums upon dick-drilling has the effrontery to call me jobless...you would love to know what i do offline right? lol...you would browse on google tire!

lezz is so busy yet he has been on this thread for over 5 hours having a back and forth with someone who has no life right?

so even this chrisley(lezz) now knows i once took a picture near a chemist shop when i took my babe's phone to the engineer!

it is obvious you use this account to like your posts, hence validating why you have few comments, now your first account affliates with postmann and lezz right!

at least your whorish mother was stable!

Emmanystone:

Stop talking nonsense, Lezz is not Postmann. Can't your brain articulate?

keep walking dunce! no one is putting a gun to your head to comment!

ode!

Lol

When this una rivalry go end

Emmanystone:

Stop talking nonsense, Lezz is not Postmann. Can't your brain articulate?

waste no time with the inbred. He knows. He's been stripped of whatever is left of his dignity so wild allegations are his new weapons.

postmann:


Trust me, that pic was seen last night and i was stunned.

Your t-shirt is beyond cheap and your eye glass is a roadside grade, made of cheap plastic. Your t-shirt and glass go for about a thousand box.

Like your rough-wooden chemist shop, your world is that of hopelessness and despair. What we regard as profile-worthy always reflect our taste, class and social background. And yours is a pitiful image of a wretched dude locked up in his own delusions.

I saw the t-shirt. Materials made of those bedsheet Hausa people hawk around.

What were you expecting a chemist man selling made in Aba drugs without NAFDAC certification.

postmann:


Trust me, that pic was seen last night and i was stunned.

Your t-shirt is beyond cheap and your eye glass is a roadside grade made up cheap plastic. Your t-shirt and glass go for about a thousand box.

Like your rough-wooden chemist shop, your world is that of hopelessness and despair. What we regard as profile-worthy always reflect our taste, class and social background. And yours is a pitiful image of a wretched dude locked up in his own delusions.

God will forever punish your destiny for throwing that pathetic lie! hahahaha, na by force to talk nonsense! you saw the picture for the very first time yesterday yet deemed it fit to troll me with it today just about the time you went bankrupt with verbals.....lezz ode ni eee!

let me help you! the spec costs 100 naira only, and the t-shirt costs 400, infact i bought 3 for 1k...and the jean? i got for 500 naira, and the footwear was my khaki boot! the neck-chain costs 100 like the spec,now that you know all that,knack your head for wall...lol

hahahahahaha ,Nairaland is a forum where nonentities like you are given voice to assume being rich, which is why i have and never will boast about money,am not rich, at least not yet, am sometimes broke sef? but should i assume dangote's pikin on an online forum? nah! that aint me...i wish you Godspeed in that!

but bros if you were that rich, why did you beg for 1000 naira recharge card offline? why were you laying pride to owning a mere 2000 naira power bank! you know one thing with faggôts like you? when you have nothing to say anymore is when you switch to money terms like an unbalanced idiot!

ode!

Shroud:
I saw the t-shirt. Materials made of those bedsheet Hausa people hawk around.

oya lets compare dress sense na....keep quoting yasef...i swear am very free today, which is why i keep pummelling you so hard!

ode!

Shroud:
waste no time with the inbred. He knows. He's been stripped of whatever is left of his dignity so wild allegations are his new weapons.

I see.

edimolu2:

God will forever punish your destiny for throwing that pathetic lie! hahahaha, na by force to talk nonsense!

This is the beginning of your pain. I'm postmann and i have my own way of stabbing my victims in the heart with a hot-red dagger. Take a look at the time on the screenshot, it was yesterday.

edimolu2:

let me help you! the spec costs 100 naira only, and the t-shirt costs 400, infact i bought 3 for 1k...and the jean? i got for 500 naira, and the footwear was my khaki boot! now that you know all that, knack your head for wall...lol

Oh, please spare me another Ik Ogbonna-esque save face retraction.

edimolu2:



Nairaland is a forum where nonentities like you are given voice to assume being rich, which is why i have and never will boast about money am not rich, at least not yet, am sometimes broke sef? but should i assume dangote's pikin on an online forum? nah! that aint me...i wish you Godspeed in that!

Stop wallowing in self pity, bloody wizard. Im so reserved online that i don't and never had a profile pic. I can only boast of my intellect. And only 2 nairalanders have seen my pic, one being lezz.

edimolu2:


but bros if you were that rich, why did you beg for 1000 naira recharge card offline? why were you laying pride to owning a mere 2000 naira power bank! you know one thing with faggôts like you? when you have nothing to say anymore is when you switch to money terms like an unbalanced idiot!

ode!

The words are yours but the evidence is the audience's.
(Postmann)


Next?

edimolu2:

keep walking dunce! no one is putting a gun to your head to comment!

ode!

Awww shi.iit, the guy is a Cow.

edimolu2:

oya lets compare dress sense na....keep quoting yasef...i swear am very free today, which is why i keep pummelling you so hard!

ode!

comparing dress sense with you? Gosh! The mere thought of it.

Everything about you is incomplete like your DNA.

Funny the only two thread you ever opened in Nairaland is seeking help on how to manage your sickle sell.

How old are you, boy? A jobless idiot begging a Nairaland group to accept you after you were thrown out?
A sexually frustrated suicide-magnet with erectile dysfunction who relies on tramadol and drugs to get an erection and still begs a Nairalander on how to apply drugs to achieve 5 minutes erection.

A sickle cell sufferer with breathing difficulty who was begging an online group (league of monarchs) for acceptance?

A chronic onanist who begs a teenage lad (harddon) on Nairaland on tips to sleep with his own neighbour?

A complete pussified ugly, unkept pm-sending bandit who stalks marine, bumbae, Adereola, for pity dates and was blocked on WhatsApp like a social plaque?

All 3 ladies are my offline friends. And two of them belong to a group in Nairaland you were begging to be part of and you were discarded like a human plaque.

Envy go kill a worthless, aimless blot of humanity like you.


Your life here and offline is filled with rejection, loneliness and dispare. See your black lips. Trying to smoke your frustrations and rejection away.

Did you even complete 9 months in your mom's yeast infected ovum? See the shape of ya nose like your mother's pussy lips!

Dejected scum! All the girls in NL you ever hit on and stalk for dates are my offline "friends" and you're blaming me for your rejection but pretending you're just trolling me because of how I troll others

You must be as dumb as your dick-gagging mother who mistook an Arab for a whiteman and spread her legs like a bonobo-chimpanzee.

Bastard!

Screenshots are coming just relax.

Animal with a parents still producing children with deficient DNA in the 21 century.

God will destroy every living member of your inferior bloodlines. Edimolu aka edimolu2 zeelord zandha etc.

postmann:




This is the beginning of your pain. I'm postmann and i have my own way of stabbing my victims in the heart with a hot-red dagger. Take a look at the time on the screenshot, it was yesterday.



Oh, please spare me another Ik Ogbonna-esque save face retraction.



Stop wallowing in self pity, bloody wizard. Im so reserved online that i don't and never had a profile pic. I can only boast of my intellet. And only 2 nairalanders have seen my pic, one being lezz.



The words are yours but the evidence is the audience's.
(Postmann)


Next?

hahahahahahaha! see blunder again....can't you successfully counter claims without making severe blunders!

my pain has just begun? who are your victims? me? lol..your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is whack...you are the one who quoted me and yourself to ignore me, but my words sting brutally than the bee, you couldn't let go but to cry foul for vindication pfft

lezz not you, not your father, infact not your whole generation combined can ever bring me pain! an online pain? Perhaps you couldn't figure i deliberately said all that to reveal how much you have become intellectually spent!

you claim i wallow in self-pity? how na? did i ask you who has ever seen your picture? see the way your brain cells keep fluctuation and you getting all emotional like a silly biitch!

should i pity you now? hell no...we would do this till i become busy yet again...

unbalanced-idiot!

do not stop the picture trolling...God i so much love myself! so paste them some more...i haven't been able to come up with that picture where you bested the gorilla in ugliness and a clownish-weirdo in dressing!

mumu

postmann:




This is the beginning of your pain. I'm postmann and i have my own way of stabbing my victims in the heart with a hot-red dagger. Take a look at the time on the screenshot, it was yesterday.



Oh, please spare me another Ik Ogbonna-esque save face retraction.



Stop wallowing in self pity, bloody wizard. Im so reserved online that i don't and never had a profile pic. I can only boast of my intellect. And only 2 nairalanders have seen my pic, one being lezz.



The words are yours but the evidence is the audience's.
(Postmann)


Next?

bro, have you seen this idiot stalking lala and marine and Adereola? He was even begging to be included in their WhatsApp group.

See how petty and jobless this sickle cell buffoon is! Begging for Nairaland offline group.

This same idiot called edimolu/zeelord / edimolu2 measuring dick with me.

This online and offline castaway. Nairaland outcast.

Shroud:
comparing dress sense with you? Gosh! The mere thought of it.

Everything about you is incomplete like your DNA.

Funny the only two thread you ever open in Nairaland is seeking help on how to manage your sickle sell.

How old are you, boy? A jobless idiot begging a Nairaland group to accept you after you were thrown out?

A sexually frustrated suicide-magnet with erectile dysfunction who relies on tramadol and drugs to get an erection and still begs a Nairalander on how to apply drugs to achieve 5 minutes erection.

A sickle cell sufferer with breathing difficulty who was begging an online group (league of monarchs) for acceptance?

A chronic onanist who begs a teenage lad (harddon) on Nairaland on tips to sleep with his own neighbour?

A complete pussified ugly, unkept pm-sending bandit who stalks marine, bumbae, Adereola, for pity dates and was blocked on WhatsApp like a social plaque?

All 3 ladies are my offline friends. And two of them belong to a group in Nairaland you were begging to be part of and you were discarded like a human plaque.

Envy go kill a worthless, aimless blot of humanity like you.

Your life here and offline is filled with rejection, loneliness and dispare. See your black lips. Trying to smoke your frustrations and rejection away.

Did you even complete 9 months in your mom's yeast infected ovum? See the shape of ya nose like your mother's pussy lips!

Dejected scum! All the girls in NL you ever hit on and stalk for dates are my offline "friends" and you're blaming me for your rejection but pretending you're just trolling me because of how I troll others

You must be as dumb as your dick-gagging mother who mistook an Arab for a whiteman and spread her legs like a bonobo-chimpanzee.

Bastard!

Screenshots are coming just relax.

Animal with a parents still producing children with deficient DNA in the 21 century.

God will destroy every living member of your inferior bloodlines. Edimolu aka edimolu2 zeelord zandha etc.

yawns, before i read, i thought to myself, maybe lezz will give me something new, do you know how boring you must seem? making me read all that yet again!

but seriously how can a 40 year old man be so boastful that he has 19 year olds as friends offline, when you become so confused is when you say this!

*i have virtually sent pm to all the nairaland girls(God how is this even possible)
**i send pm to bumb.ae(God of nazareth!) anyways the thread to which she falsified that is still existent!

fearlez! no jokes, one will know who is sex-starved between us, one should know who carries woman matter for head, you are the one who is so glad and boastful some teeny-weeniess have you as a friend offline!






oyaaa, letssssss go there! God i so love screenshots, post them biitch, i swear on your mother's distended-cunt i promise to make you look the fool!

i guess am gonna enjoy this!

By the way, don't affiliate accounts that aren't mine with me...if you mention edimolu, zeelord and this account, then am guilty...

but zan.dha, toza.ra, zandhaza.raz etc aren't mine, even a dumbo would have figured that out a long time!

Lol u two need to put on gloves. If you guys happen to be in same state no excuses. You guys are over hear writing essays about your disdain for eachother.

Shroud
edimolu2

Shroud:
bro, have you seen this idiot stalking lala and marine and Adereola? He was even begging to be included in [b]there[/b]WhatsApp group.

See how petty and jobless this sickle cell buffoon is! Begging for Nairaland offline group.

This same idiot called edimolu/zeelord / edimolu2 measuring dick with me.

This online and offline castaway. Nairaland outcast.

olodo..gbagaun lord!

keep quoting yourself, ode!

included in whatsapp group? ehn? which one?, moku oooooo.. this idiot would assume anything just to have the last say!

me i dey beg to dey whatsapp group meant for ladies or for who exactly?, am confused abeg..

chrisley:


I know you've been so hurt by lezz/shroud in the past and the trauma has lingerd thats why u cudnt let go of thoughts of him and consequently you stalk him

The name lezz has stuck in your memory n even resonates in your dreams.. but I can give you a prescription for mental exorcism

And here it is - Get your ass off that dilapidated chemist shop n get your hussle on and make money.. cos obviously idleness n indigence has dampened your sense of reasonin making you feel everyone is jobless like you to lavish precious time on e-brawls.. av been here for over two years but just few posts cos I gat beta tinx to do with my time..

Chew on that

bro edimolu/edimolu2/ zandha/ /zeelord is a league of monarch reject. His life is as horrible offline like it is in Nairaland.

After getting blocked by teenage girls , he got thrown off the group and was pleading to be accepted back.

Do you believe all the girls he ever wanted in Nairaland including bumbae, marinee, optional, Adeola are all my offline friends?

So he blames me for his rejection. Does it begin to make sense how sad,angry and bitter this frustrated animal is? And to get verbally beheaded by me is just too bitter and unbearable.

All his claim of just trolling me for trolling others never made sense. But now we know why he hates Lezz and claims to want to destroy my rep.

Abeg, which rep I get. Maybe the girls are comparing his pathetic plastic life to mine so he think wild accusations will make them see me as the bottomless, dregs of humanity he is.

Let's feel pity for this sob called edimolu, aka edi-frustrated.

Blue3k2:
Lol u two need to put on gloves. If you guys happen to be in same state no excuses. You guys are over hear writing essays about your disdain for eachother.

Shroud
edimolu2

i will beat the shii outta that bastard, am young and energetic while he is in his early forties, his bones are already worn out from an aggressive poverty that has been bestowed upon him, beating him is gon be like snatching a candy from a two year old!

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edimolu2:


yawns, before i read, i thought to myself, maybe lezz will give me something new, do you know how boring you must seem? making me read all that yet again!

but seriously how can a 40 year old man be so boastful that he has 19 year olds as friends offline, when you become so confused is when you say this!

*i have virtually sent pm to all the nairaland girls(God how is this even possible)
**i send pm to bumb.ae(God of nazareth!) anyways the thread to which she falsified that is still existent!

fearlez! no jokes, one will know who is sex-starved between us, one should know who carries woman matter for head, you are the one who is so glad and boastful some teeny-weeniess have you as a friend offline!






oyaaa, letssssss go there! God i so love screenshots, post them biitch, i swear on your mother's distended-cunt i promise to make you look the fool!

i guess am gonna enjoy this!

By the way, don't affiliate accounts that aren't mine with me...if you mention edimolu, zeelord and this account, then am guilty...

but zan.dha, toza.ra, zandhaza.raz etc aren't mine, even a dumbo would have figured that out a long time!

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But I did give you something new.

*I have never once until here, told anyone you take tramadol for your erectile dysfunction.

* I have never told anyone that you even needed help on how to administer it, you had to seek help in Nairaland

* I have never told anyone you were thrown out of league of monarch and was pleading to be accepted back.

You're a plastic bastard.

Why are you always claiming recycle or old stuff when you're beheaded factually.

And when am I going to be 45 years. I have been 40 since 2014 in Nairaland



Serial reject! Lonely frustrated animal. Zeeslave! Aka zeelord