Here is how to date like a man and not like some typical Nigeria kids calling themselves men

1. Open doors. It never hurts
to be a gentleman.


2. Flowers don't suck. They
can be pretty cheesy, but no
woman is going to stab you in
the face for bringing her
flowers. If you want to start a
first date of romantically, it's
never an awful idea.


3. A fun date is always better
than a fancy date. White
tablecloth restaurants are
awkwardly formal. The kind of
divey place with incredible
comfort food and skeeball in
the back is almost always going
to make a better date. But really
just put some kind of thought
into planning something
according to what you think
she, specifically, would be into.


4. You don't need to wait
three days to call. The three
day rule is bullshit. Don't
hammer her with texts and
friend requests five minutes
after meeting her, but it's OK to
call her a little early if that feels
natural.


5. Ask her about herself. This
sounds basic, but a lot of
people just yammer on about
themselves when they get
nervous.


6. Play it cool. Don't freak
yourself out and start asking
her if she's having fun or if her
dinner is good 80 times in an
hour. Ten times in an hour is
more than enough to gauge if
she's having fun or not. JUST
KIDDING. Don't ask her. Just
assume she's having a good
time unless she runs away from
you screaming. Then it's OK to
ask.


7. Bring condoms, but don't
be presumptuous. Always be
prepared, but don't think that
means you're going to get laid.


8
Be straight with her. If
you're not looking for anything
serious, tell her. If you want to
break it off, tell her. Being
mean for a two minute
conversation is still way nicer
than just gradually becoming a
dick and waiting for her to end
it.


9. Never send an unsolicited
dick pic. Times it's OK to send a
dick pic: 1. She asked for a dick
pic. 2. She sent you nude pics
(without you asking) first

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10. Don't talk about exes.
This is never a good idea. Ever.

Mehn..... All these relationship experts, make una carry una wahala flee far from me.


Teach me how to make millions rather

all these things just to enter honey-pot? when brothels plenty for town. you'll even demand suck in brothels and it'll be done to you.
op, you no get if you dey do all these things because of your dick

Lol abeg jare

Shedrack777:
all these things just to enter honey-pot? when brothels plenty for town. you'll even demand suck in brothels and it'll be done to you.
op, you no get if you dey do all these things because of your dick

me I be virgin.no woman has ever open my zip

klassykute:
Lol abeg jare

if can't do dis den u are a kid

swiz123:
Mehn..... All these relationship experts, make una carry una wahala flee far from me.


Teach me how to make millions rather

send ur acc no

tspouse:
send ur acc no

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tspouse:
send ur acc no

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tspouse:
me I be virgin.no woman has ever open my zip

what da Bleep! hahahahahaha! indeed an innocent virgin. LMAO

Timagex:
3083438478

wen did I say u should send ur acc .

Maybe u should send it to lalasticlala

Shedrack777:
what da Bleep! hahahahahaha! indeed an innocent virgin. LMAO

am very serious

tspouse:
wen did I say u should send ur acc .

Maybe u should send it to lalasticlala

Who knows wen God wee pick my call

Timagex:
Who knows wen God wee pick my call

God will surely do

tspouse:
God will surely do

amen sire

Shedrack777:
all these things just to enter honey-pot? when brothels plenty for town. you'll even demand suck in brothels and it'll be done to you.
op, you no get if you dey do all these things because of your dick

My brother's neighbour got stabbed by a who.re last night. Best be careful and stay off patronising the ladies of the night. Who knows? It could be you getting stabbed next even after paying for services they still want to rob you. Live responsibly bro.

Deji63:


My brother's neighbour got stabbed by a who.re last night. Best be careful and stay off patronising the ladies of the night. Who knows? It could be you getting stabbed next even after paying for services they still want to rob you. Live responsibly bro.

why did you want to scare me?