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Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by HappyPagan: 7:52am On Apr 12, 2018 |
And he pointed upwards. 'Heaven is in the sky. It is where God lives with his angels. When you die, it is where you will go.' 'And where is hell?' His arm moved downwards. 'Hell is down, way down, hot and boiling with lava. It is where all who are not children of God will burn forever' 'Hmm, Uncle, I do not agree o.' 'Look at this small child. What do you think you know?' 'Uncle, where does gold come from?' He pointed towards the ground. 'Crude nko?' Same response. 'The plants that feed us and our livestock?' Uncle paused... 'what are you saying?' 'Heaven is below your feet. That's where the greatest riches lie.' Good morning, my people. In a former life, I was the son of a heavenly rebel. With logic, reason and wit on my side, I fought valiantly alongside fellow rebels and woke men, slaying the apostles and pentecostals, one butterfly to another. But even the mightiest of warrior tires and weakens, as the battle tarries. So I went yonder, far away, for spiritual enlightenment and renewal. To become fresh and anew, my own Easter. Now I'm back. I've walked the online libraries seeking information and knowledge. I've received power to break free men from the Cross of Calvary. I am here to deliver the slaves from the unrighteousness of Yahweh, to deliver those possessed by the Holy Spirit. Come, all ye who seek healing, for your minds and souls. Come, drink from the well that nourishes. Come taste of the forbidden fruit and free yourself from Eden, God's prison. Come and receive light. Drop your cross and be free.. Ndewo. 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by GodsMopol: 8:34am On Apr 12, 2018 |
[s] HappyPagan:[/s] This is meant for the trash can |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by FOLYKAZE(m): 8:40am On Apr 12, 2018 |
GodsMopol: Religitard like this one not hard to find. 1 Like |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by HappyPagan: 9:30am On Apr 12, 2018 |
FOLYKAZE:My nigger, good to see you. Lost my old password. sonofluc1fer. |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by HappyPagan: 6:41pm On Apr 13, 2018 |
GodsMopol:GodsMopol, enforcer, jailer, and prisoner. |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by TrajansKong: 7:01pm On Apr 13, 2018 |
My broda, Heaven is in the sky. If we obey Jesus we can be like Him and join Him there to reign and rule with Him forever. New wine. New skins. Free at last! 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by ponziponzi(m): 4:14am On Apr 14, 2018 |
TrajansKong: This picture is from the book of Mormon, do you belong to the Mormon sect? 4 Likes |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Tozara(m): 1:07am On Sep 14, 2018 |
HappyPagan: Damn. I've really missed a lot. Never knew you've been back for this long. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Primesky(m): 10:36am On Sep 14, 2018 |
HappyPagan: How can a man see death and destruction, and still choose to fall head first into it?. How wise is it for you to invite people to come eat the forbidden fruit?. It means you know what you're doing!. Every decision has a consequence. It's absolute foolishness to play with things God frowns at and takes serious. Repent before it's too late!. Jesus Christ saves. |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by HappyPagan: 9:25pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky:How can a man see such a beautiful world, then bury his head in Abraham's bosom? Primesky:He who forbids, must understand why it is forbidden. A fruit like no other, a tiny bite will rip your mind apart. It is the note the fruit that's forbidden, it's fear that restricts you from reaching out to wisdom. Primesky:Oh, Bleep your God, my man, wish him a hearty little Bleep from me. It's the weekend, tell him to go bath in some river in Omoku. Primesky:Jesus Christ only saves those who need saviors. I'm my Savior, God. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by JeromeBlack: 10:28pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: Repaint! For the condom of God is at hand. Christ is coming again. 2 Likes |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Primesky(m): 8:54am On Sep 16, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: May God have mercy on you. |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Primesky(m): 9:12am On Sep 16, 2018 |
HappyPagan: In the beginning, this was the same lie Satan told Eve. He invited her by deception to eat of the forbidden fruit. What was the result?, death, decease, conflict and fear. Now, you are encouraging the same thing, does anybody need to be told who you're working for?. You love the world made by God, and yet hate and disobey Him. How wise?. Is it not because you have breath in your nostrils that you can spew the things you are saying?. Yet you do not know that God holds your life in His hands. You need to thank God because He is not a man, otherwise you wouldn't be here a second more. But don't take His love and patience for granted. Repent and receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal saviour, only then will you truly live. |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Horus(m): 9:43am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Where Is Heaven? Chistians do not realise that the bible that they read today is an English translation. What was the word Heaven in the original language before it was translated into english? |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by HappyPagan: 10:41am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Primesky:Satan told Eve the truth. Knowledge banishes God, ignorance makes him relevant. Primesky:Conflict arises from greed, struggle for resources, etc. Suggesting that natural conflicts are the result of a rib woman eating some mythical fruit years ago just makes the smartphone in your hand kind of worthless. Primesky:Who told you the world was made by God? How much of the world have you seen? How much of the world has your feet covered? Primesky:A sly threat? or the usual tactics of using fear to win your arguments, where commonsense and logic have tossed your arguments in the bin bag? If you had the powers God claims he has, I'm sure you'd have killed me by now. Thank man you are not God. Primesky:I can't give my life to a Jew that died 2000 years ago. Wetin concern me concern the nigga? 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by EzeIgboNwaChukwu(m): 1:38pm On Sep 16, 2018 |
FOLYKAZE:I remember this man. you're a 40 year old pagan that rejected the gospel that prophetudeme preached to u and macof but it all fell on deaf ears. God is Still merciful to you by keeping you alive. I pray you repent before it's too late |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Primesky(m): 5:25pm On Sep 16, 2018 |
HappyPagan: Really, all if these makes sense to you?. Is alright!. So with all your logic and common sense,all you can reason out is to defend the devil and hate God?. This is very disappointing. Seriously, you're siding with Satan against God?. Well the way that leads to destruction is often if not always garnished with flowers and roses, but the end is an endless ditch. Be very careful!. The devil is a liar, a thief and a deceiverb. He decieved Eve, and by that disobedience by Adam and Eve, sin and death came into the world with its attendant misfortune. Stop defending the lair!. Now using common sense and logic, can you please tell me who created the world and the universe, please don't tell me big bang, otherwise, tell me how order can come out of caps of it's own accord and establish laws. Do well to explain with your logic and reason. Yes, lest I forget, the life you have now is not your own, that's why it will leave you someday. Be wise about how you use it. It us a trust |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Sep 16, 2018 |
HappyPagan:and follow someone who doesn't know his left from his right,may God forgive you.at least you can not BELIVE in heaven and still get killed by your science fictions |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by dungas30(m): 5:16am On Sep 17, 2018 |
TrajansKong:WHAT CAN U SAY ABOUT THE STORYOF BABEL. WHY WERE THERE LANGUAGE DISTORT ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE |
Re: Uncle, Where Is Heaven? by macof(m): 11:50pm On Sep 27, 2018 |
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:prophetudeme, i know that must have been one crazy psychotic nairalander You should repent and beg your ancestors for forgiveness for all the insults you have dealt on them. |
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