Stats: 3,190,326 members, 7,940,306 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 September 2024 at 10:19 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Literature / Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon (236047 Views)
My Personal Demon 18+ / INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon / Yoruba Demon From A Joke To A Tribal Insult (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) ... (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) ... (30) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by YINKS89(m): 7:23pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
sheikshegetto:he's yet to complete his mission dre dats why. |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 7:42pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Yoruba demon sir, please don't go thinking I'm a nice pesin like this o... Infact your awesome awesomeness on the keyboard or with the pen inspires my comments. Abeg, you're good sir! In Ycee's voice - Ain't nobody badder than! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by chidiogojessy(f): 9:56pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
wow
very nice story.
keep me updated please 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by SunFlow(m): 10:07pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
uncle sheikshegetto, you are good. even if na next month, i will wait 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 12:01pm On Apr 05, 2018 |
OP thanks for the dedication!! the uncle above me said he can wait for 1month, not when you read, re-read and read from beginning you will cry for update after 2days. *from experience keep the fire burning sheikhs 4 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Sensitivity1254: 4:43pm On Apr 05, 2018 |
Bro, thanks for the dedication. If at all any assignment carry you enter Bauchi, I owe you drinks. 1 Like |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by kcowen(m): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2018 |
Now I must come out from my closet,have been following this thread from the beginning,later lost interest cos of refreshing every seconds but I was confess I laughed today till my colleagues thought I have gone bunker,they even started following.... Thanks for making us smile |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2018 |
kcowen:im glad you enjoying the story.. ![]() |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by HelenBee(f): 8:45am On Apr 06, 2018 |
This Helen has some of my Characters. sheikshegetto Keep the good works,and em why don't you just choose a particular day you'll be updating so we'll know when to check for new updates? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 9:35am On Apr 06, 2018 |
HelenBee:Thanks dear, but about the issue of choosing a particular day, i tried it once and failed to meet up as promised cos of one thing or the other... All the same it's not a bad idea, we'll see how it goes... Cheers. 1 Like |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by bimberry1307(f): 10:06am On Apr 06, 2018 |
sheikshegetto:guy you're too good. was laughing so hard at work as if I won a lottery. I'm glad I came back to this thread 4 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 5:01pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
bimberry1307: ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 5:24pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
bimberry1307:glad to have you back ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by OhGeeBee: 4:43am On Apr 07, 2018 |
Helen must be the sister cord of her fellowship. Had a girl like that sometimes ago. She'll open the door wide whenever I'm around during the day. Always saying she's the sister cord and all sort of fellowship excuse. But when hunter wanna hunt it's prey patience is needed to achieve it. It's a pity I cast out every spirit of shyness in her down to the belly of Poseidon. Ride on sheikshegetto. More gals to your demonic self bro. 4 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Eawwal(m): 8:06pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
Bros, no forget us oo 1 Like |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by tomgab(m): 9:55am On Apr 16, 2018 |
Started reading this piece I by 6a.m and am through now. Winks. More please 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Funnas(f): 12:02pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
oya,ghost mode deactivated sharp sharp,sheikshegetto,u too much 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Porn storieS are bad for my health Donn wanna start cumin at random 4 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Seunfunmi18(m): 1:56pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Lilisticlili:This is starting to put me in menopause ma'am. |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 2:09pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Seunfunmi18:how do you mean? |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Seunfunmi18(m): 2:12pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Lilisticlili:Just kidding lilisticilili. I actually need to contact you. How will that be possible? |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Seunfunmi18(m): 2:13pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Lilisticlili:I actually saw one of your post in the Islam newbies. Am a newbie also. So we need to make contact |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 2:17pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Seunfunmi18:you are a guy,I can't deal am sorry |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by mjay05(m): 3:01pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
Nice one boss 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by fabianiweka: 1:10pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
Why you no won finish the story. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Sensitivity1254: 3:54pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
fabianiweka: Iweka, nwelu ya ndidi. He will finish it. Ife erika kwanu!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 4:11pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
Sensitivity1254:lool..... Update tomorrow 2 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by itsandi(m): 4:40pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Sensitivity1254: 5:04pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
sheikshegetto: Oite, bro |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 1:49pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Mjay05 Funnas tomgab Eawwal OhGeeBee bimberry1307 BiadeFolar HelenBee Kcowen Sensitivity1254 Uniquejames Sunflow aod1 gurumarstk tnktosin chidiogojessy YINK89 enonche85 Vhally Damoguy Gody05 moorevic osuofia2 Ehmjay Dotman2210 hadow naijafox felsunseg fabianiweka 5 Likes |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 1:55pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
The following weekend after my stay at Karen’s crib was the first time I met her besties in person. So far it had been glimpses from a distance and a mention here and there. And according to Karen, she don make mouth about how fine I was to them as my head don swell tire, so I began to look forward to meeting them. Since I got to her place, my vain self made sure I was all dressed up so as to not disappoint, taking painstaking time to shave and prim everyday since Karen told me they were visiting… but the idiots kept dragging feet until I grew tired of waiting and relaxed…to be tushing up everyday can be hard work at times. Unfortunately at that period, they decided to come over and I am sorry to say that they met me at my worst. That day, I had just taken my second helping from a bowl of pap, the akara oil all over my mouth like that of an irresponsible child, my stomach bulged with overdosed eko to the point of near bursting, it was there that Karen and her friends, two ladies and a dude came in to and met me fanning myself with my top, trying unsuccessfully to ease myself into a comfortable position to adjust my stiff tommy. That was a bad start to making a first impression. Shame no gree me talk well when Karen introduced them. The guy's name was Jude, all tall, immaculate and clean I disliked him on the spot, and the way his mouth curled up in amusement as he glanced down at my pot belly wasn’t helping his case in the friendship department at all. Why today of all days, I cursed under my breath as I tried to salvage a little bit of dignity cos I just be like Karen's arrant houseboy standing before them. on a normal day with my abs and sixpacs, today has to be the day they showed up. The first chic Karen introduced as Valerie wrinkled her nose down at me in distaste as if I reek of akara oil, the other chic Precious’s expression wasn’t any better either as both of them literally sniffed their greetings, flounced by me to settle down without another word. Luckily they ignored me after that I was able to slink away into the bedroom to hideout until they had left, I’ve never felt so ashamed of in my life. To my chagrin, Karen whom I was expecting to be angry at me for embarrassing her in front of her friends simply shrugged off my concerns in amusement. Her words; they don’t see you like I do, they saw you at your worst and simply judged you on the spot, all the better for me cos I need not worry about my babes snatching my ugly boyfriend. Anyway I don’t blame her, if I had walked up to her like that the first day we met I had no doubt she would have made sure she make me regret the day I was born. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 2:01pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
It took me a while getting over my bruised pride, I made sure I was going to let them know I don’t give a hoot about them the next time they showed up, return their cold greetings with ice block greetings of my own and ignored them until they were gone. One weekend, Karen told me about a pool party a friend of hers was hosting, because of a certain memory about the last pool party I went to, I bid her farewell and hope she had a good time. “What do you mean, have a good time? Boy you’re coming with me.” She said with a finality that bordered on no further arguments. Sometimes I don’t know if I had to remind her that my mother was still hale and hearty and her postion wasn’t vacant to be bossing me about. I’m a grown man who need not do what he doesn’t want to do so I agreed to go with her to the party not because I want to but because she made me….grown man in a relationship my ass. Have y'all ever been to a party of law students? On a normal day, yunno those folks can be proud to a point of annoyance cos I don’t know whether it’s the fact that they believed themselves superior to the other departments or the black and white attires they strut around in that makes them look like casket undertakers to me. But believe it or not, the ajebutter law students from private unis are the worst and I was unfortunate to be accompanying my ajebutter law student girlfriend to a party full of them…Irony Ayee!! Like the classic Karen that she was, she waltz into the party already in full swing getting the attention she craved as everyone’s eye’s followed her in as she held on to my arms like a queen in court…what a drama queen. In the blink of an eye we were soon swamped by her friends and admirers. Jude strolled over, as sleek and immaculate as ever(the tall bastard) both Precious and Valerie hanging on his arms. He recognized me on the spot with a mild nod of his ororo oiled head, and a raised eyebrow to acknowledge how different I look compared to the first time meeting. His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was. 12 Likes 1 Share |
(1) (2) (3) ... (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) ... (30) (Reply)
Choices / My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe / Bloodline.......part Two[Blood And Diamonds]
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42 |