Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

She must be Superman's cousin.
For her to move an inch wen sporadic shooting was going on

Even mopols will still hide but your gf just moved an inch

Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

she missed her exam because of me.

She insisted and begged my family members (particularly mumsy) that she wanted to be the one to donate blood for me when I was sick even though my brother was going to do that. She was crying (in fact WAILING) until she was allowed. The thing weak everybody. If you come think am, na distance no allow us work. Osas was sweet, lovely and homely!

Outfinity:
She insisted and begged my family members (particularly mumsy) that she wanted to be the one to donate blood for me when I was sick even though my brother was going to do that. She was crying (in fact WAILING) until she was allowed. The thing weak everybody. If you come think am, na distance no allow us work. Osas was sweet, lovely and homely!

Truly, she was obessed about you

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

You must be related to childofdoom then.

I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that.
So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

I've done so many things for love.


Life though.

I'm willing to do more because love is worth it.

An ex took my phone and text my friend that I couldn't come out to watch an Arsenal match we had agreed to watch together. When I was about to leave, she confessed to what she had done. I didn't want to rescind the text and tell my guy what happened so as not to look emasculated for my guy eye. I decided to call and make up a lie. When I asked why she did it, she said whenever I go out to watch an Arsenal game, and we perform badly, I'm always withdrawn and she wants to make the best out of our weekend together. I couldn't stay mad at her. Instead we watched the game from our hotel room and alas Arsenal lost the game 3-1 to Manchester Utd. at home!

I woke up one morning with a crazy urge to piss on her, she led me to the bathroom, knelt down and told me to let it out.

Never really done any crazy thing out of love except buy her phone and disvirgin her (she's my ex now tho), tho on her own part she had asthma and ran 100meters just to meet me on a bridge where I wanted to jump in, then life was miserable for me, if only she held on a bit longer and never fell in love with another man I for d flex her life by now

Earthbound:
An ex took my phone and text my friend that I couldn't come out to watch an Arsenal match we had agreed to watch together. When I was about to leave, she confessed to what she had done. I didn't want to rescind the text and tell my guy what happened so as not to look emasculated for my guy eye. I decided to call and make up a lie. When I asked why she did it, she said whenever I go out to watch an Arsenal game, and we perform badly, I'm always withdrawn and she wants to make the best out of our weekend together. I couldn't stay mad at her. Instead we watched the game from our hotel room and alas Arsenal lost the game 3-1 to Manchester Utd. at home!

In Wenger we trust.

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

UDUJ:


Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

When everyone was running around, she stood her ground. Her demeanor showed it.

That's why I said it was crazy

Really cool story bro

UDUJ:


Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

DonPiiko:
Really cool story bro

The Don I greet thee

How was your day?

Fine but tiring, how your ends boss?

UDUJ:


The Don I greet thee

How was your day?

Jamie90:


When everyone was running around, she stood her ground. Her demeanor showed it.

That's why I said it was crazy

Then she must have really been in love. Such is rare. Actually most ladies are like this initially, they love with all their heart until one demon does what they do best. Then they end up taking it out on other guys after that.

DonPiiko:
Fine but tiring, how your ends boss?

Same thing here bro, but the moolah must be made so we keep on keeping on

I think the craziest was in my 200level my then chic left portharcourt to Abuja to come see me. She just went straight to my family house and camped there, my mother walked her out and wouldn't let both of us have private moments together. I miss that chic, She got married recently.

Very true, the future is bright May God bless our hustle

UDUJ:


Same thing here bro, but the moolah must be made so we keep on keeping on

SoapQueen:
I've done so many things for love, including almost converting to Islam.


Life though.

I'm willing to do more because lovue is worth it.

. Lols so you've allowed a Muslim guy to eat and clean mouth hmmmm .

The must amazing thing is for her to have a taste of my poo telling me it smell like chocolate and taste like shoprite bread








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TarOrfeek:

I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that. So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

lolzzzz

Jamie90:



You must be related to childofdoom then.

who's he/she?

NnamdiN:
who's he/she?

He parades himself as the most unfortunate guy on nairaland

A tattoo that covered his whole back ......it was not love it was sheer madness.

Earthbound:
An ex took my phone and text my friend that I couldn't come out to watch an Arsenal match we had agreed to watch together. When I was about to leave, she confessed to what she had done. I didn't want to rescind the text and tell my guy what happened so as not to look emasculated for my guy eye. I decided to call and make up a lie. When I asked why she did it, she said whenever I go out to watch an Arsenal game, and we perform badly, I'm always withdrawn and she wants to make the best out of our weekend together. I couldn't stay mad at her. Instead we watched the game from our hotel room and alas Arsenal lost the game 3-1 to Manchester Utd. at home!

I just laff at girls dat tink dey can break an ardent arsenal fan's heart,wen probably dey are used to heart break from der team..

MissRaine69:
A tattoo that covered his whole back ......it was not love it was sheer madness.

a tattoo of you?

richythePH:



a tattoo of you?

Yes.
And we were not in a relationship. I did not know of his existence until a picture of the tattoo was sent to me by friends.