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Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by adex3g(m): 12:21am On Apr 20, 2018 |
Only real Nigerians:- 1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in His presence). 3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still. update "dying tinz" 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping wit champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding. 8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki". 11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent. 12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 13.Where every lady without a car has a car charger in her bag. 14. Where even yahoo boys was also scammed by MMM. . Are you a real Nigerian? SOURCE: Nigerian Online Community |
Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by billynoni(m): 12:24am On Apr 20, 2018 |
OP add where you get beaten right now for the wrongs you haven't commit yet by your Nigerian mum. |
Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by Suleimangaroba44(m): 12:56am On Apr 20, 2018 |
;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o ;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o
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Re: Funny Things Only Real Nigerians Do by Suleimangaroba44(m): 12:58am On Apr 20, 2018 |
billynoni:;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o ;Di am a real Nigerian life na so e be o
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