AyamConfidence:
zx62pf3

Put 10 k on top am and smile to the bank

AyamConfidence:
zx62pf3

Put 10 k on top am and smile to the bank

Eagba:
correct guy. Even if not for distance, the girl want am this night. She can't deny it

illswift:
Sharply brother ;DSharply brother

Shugavee:
The craziest thing i hv done is fall my fone on the ground when my ex broke up with me on phone!! My new bb bold 5 !!

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

TarOrfeek:


I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that.
So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

MissRaine69:




Barren is the field where my fcuks grow......

SoapQueen:
I've done so many things for love.


Life though.

I'm willing to do more because love is worth it.

TarOrfeek:


I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that.
So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

CrescentMoon:


I just realized that the most daft people can only be found in Nigeria. I know you and what you are capable of saying. I can never in this life think your tattoo story is false. There is also one idiot up there that said my weird story is untrue. They think crazy things only exist in movies. If it isn't crazy, will I share it in the first place? Very useless country and people! I'm a Nigerian though.

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

philosophie:
there was this particular girl that kept coming for me for more than 6 years, can't really explain why she was so into me, started after we left secondary, lived in the same street got admission into the university different schools but same state and she never gave up, till we graduated. I'm sorry I took advantage of her weakness cos whenever I need that cash real bad she was my best option and never disappointed, tried to get me have sex but I avoided that cos I was afraid she might get pregnant for me in the slightest chance. She later gave up on me and then I realized she could have been the one for me. The table turned and I was the one coming for her, though not as long as she did cos I found out she's fine with someone else. Lolz irony of life. if I'm to choose anyone any day anytime, I'd go for her. may be its true that you can't eat your cake and have it

UDUJ:


Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

Chikita66:
I won't go out of my way to please anyone, I can be a lil stubborn especially when am uncomfortable with something, I love with my heart o but I keep my brain intact, that's is why I move one easily after a breakup cos I don't put my mind completely.

CorGier:
I woke up one morning with a crazy urge to piss on her, she led me to the bathroom, knelt down and told me to let it out.

MissRaine69:


Yes.
And we were not in a relationship. I did not know of his existence until a picture of the tattoo was sent to me by friends.

bujebudanu1:


She must be Superman's cousin.
For her to move an inch wen sporadic shooting was going on

Even mopols will still hide but your gf just moved an inch

raphrinco:
Lovely one are you serious,I sent you a mail ...I finally met an angel like you am blushing..

Jhamzy:

Hhmmmm! Your words are deep. You must have a forgiven heart. And I can perceive hope in your words as well. But only genuine love is worth it.
Would love to know you if you dont mind.

SmellingAnus:
are you a Catholic or a Cele?

godofuck231:
You are definitely a lover, as for you may the Lord grant you a husband that will love you like my love for orijin, may your husband never sleep well if you are not by his side, may your children reek of the love your husband as shown you. It's is said, it will be, ijn

TarOrfeek:


I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that.
So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

Chikita66:
I won't go out of my way to please anyone, I can be a lil stubborn especially when am uncomfortable with something, I love with my heart o but I keep my brain intact, that's is why I move one easily after a breakup cos I don't put my mind completely.

AyamConfidence:
wehdone sir....we are watching you both from the high places

You don collect her figures

Abi you no dey like petite ladies?

Jhamzy:

Work on your anger honey!

greenprince:


Imagining this with an S8 is giving me nighmares.