I decided to narrate my own experience with a slay queen after a thread was created about how a slay queen with UK location took to her heels after she was spotted fetching water in the village .
THE EXPERIENCE
I met this slayqueen at a friend’s party.had some fun,took her out and all but this slay queen eats only rice whenever we’re out so I asked why and she replied that rice and noodles are her best food,so which other food again do you eat I asked and I received the first shock when she replied that she only eat rice and noodles I was like you mean you’ve never ate any other food and she said yes...lol then I know I’m in for a long thing.
So there was a day that I was sick and I had to break one of the brothers rules which states that“never invite a slay queen to your home” because once they see an apartment where they can be taking pictures and videos for Snapchat and turning head like slowpoke while putting out the tongue without saying a word then my brother relationship don start be that. So I called her to come and help me cook and maybe do some cleaning.
After slay queen came I asked what she’ll be cooking for me and she said rice, no problem since it’s her best food then she should be very good at preparing it so I’m ready to eat the best rice ever. I put on the generator for madam slay queen so she can blend some pepper but thank God I was there as madam just put all the pepper in the blender at once without a drop of water! I had to help her and she told me her blender at works like that but what do I know? This is the blender I can afford,so I went inside the living room only for ms slayqueen to come asking for matches to light gas stove!, I had to teach her how to light it that it doesn’t need matches,I want to stay with her there but she was feeling uneasy and embarrassed so I went in again.my mind wasn’t at rest so I went back to the kitchen only to meet some burnt offering she called plantain,I knew it was because the gas was burning too high so I had to teach her how to control it, and for the rice it has become so soft with plenty of water still on it then I know I’m in for a long thing!. And when she’s about making stew she first fried locust beans!,then the pepper and she put almost everything she found in the kitchen from curry to thyme,fried rice seasoning,jollof rice seasoning and spice and she was about adding green pea when I got to the kitchen.
She served the food and it turned out to be the worst rice I’ll ever see or eat. I manage to eat little and she couldn’t eat it as well or perhaps she was forming.
WHAT I DID
I packed the both her plates and mine,went to the kitchen to wash it all, I put the remaining rice in the pot inside a container and place it somewhere she wouldn’t see it because I’ll never let it waste though the stew was a no no, when she came into the kitchen and found everything clean she was visibly embarrassed and asked what I did to it,told her to never mind!. She asked if I won’t allow her into the bedroom? I said sure and she asked me to join her, she threw herself at me but I only fingered because I knew what she was up to.
Most of these slay queens that’s all they have to offer with their fake lives..lest I forget after fingering and I went to the bathroom to cleanse my hands, on coming back she asked if her thing is smelling which I didn’t reply and she told me it’s micotin that she used that she has toilet disease!.I almost fainted! Told her I need to go out, arranged for her to be picked up to the nearest bus stop and gave her transport fare that won’t leave her with more than 200 naira change.
That’s my experience with a slayqueen,I’ll like guys to always share theirs too.

Lalasticlala front page pls

You guys use the word "slay Queen" indiscriminately and unnecessarily. Stop abusing the word!!

She may be one of the girls here calling boys broke niggars up and down.

this is me wondering how a supposedly ill préèk had the miraculous strength to help his supposed slay queen with the cooking, and cleaning of the kitchen


and worse he even had reserved strenggth to later finger the said slay queen



why you no just use the small strength take cook better food chop instead of this whole fiasco wey con happen?


anyways what do i know




#Slay queens are dumb sha esp the local ones




gto later

how is she a slay?

dollyjoy:
You guys use the word "slay Queen" indiscriminately and unnecessarily. Stop abusing the word!!

Are you a slay queen?
Can you now explain to us what a slay queen is.lol

Na which tribe dis girl be?

mrhollu:
I decided to narrate my own experience with a slay queen after a thread was created about how a slay queen with UK location took to her heels after she was spotted fetching water in the village .
THE EXPERIENCE
I met this slayqueen at a friend’s party.had some fun,took her out and all but this slay queen eats only rice whenever we’re out so I asked why and she replied that rice and noodles are her best food,so which other food again do you eat I asked and I received the first shock when she replied that she only eat rice and noodles I was like you mean you’ve never ate any other food and she said yes...lol then I know I’m in for a long thing.
So there was a day that I was sick and I had to break one of the brothers rules which states that“never invite a slay queen to your home” because once they see an apartment where they can be taking pictures and videos for Snapchat and turning head like slowpoke while putting out the tongue without saying a word then my brother relationship don start be that. So I called her to come and help me cook and maybe do some cleaning.
After slay queen came I asked what she’ll be cooking for me and she said rice, no problem since it’s her best food then she should be very good at preparing it so I’m ready to eat the best rice ever. I put on the generator for madam slay queen so she can blend some pepper but thank God I was there as madam just put all the pepper in the blender at once without a drop of water! I had to help her and she told me her blender at works like that but what do I know? This is the blender I can afford,so I went inside the living room only for ms slayqueen to come asking for matches to light gas stove!, I had to teach her how to light it that it doesn’t need matches,I want to stay with her there but she was feeling uneasy and embarrassed so I went in again.my mind wasn’t at rest so I went back to the kitchen only to meet some burnt offering she called plantain,I knew it was because the gas was burning too high so I had to teach her how to control it, and for the rice it has become so soft with plenty of water still on it then I know I’m in for a long thing!. And when she’s about making stew she first fried locust beans!,then the pepper and she put almost everything she found in the kitchen from curry to thyme,fried rice seasoning,jollof rice seasoning and spice and she was about adding green pea when I got to the kitchen.
She served the food and it turned out to be the worst rice I’ll ever see or eat. I manage to eat little and she couldn’t eat it as well or perhaps she was forming.
WHAT I DID
I packed the both her plates and mine,went to the kitchen to wash it all, I put the remaining rice in the pot inside a container and place it somewhere she wouldn’t see it because I’ll never let it waste though the stew was a no no, when she came into the kitchen and found everything clean she was visibly embarrassed and asked what I did to it,told her to never mind!. She asked if I won’t allow her into the bedroom? I said sure and she asked me to join her, she threw herself at me but I only fingered because I knew what she was up to.
Most of these slay queens that’s all they have to offer with their fake lives..lest I forget after fingering and I went to the bathroom to cleanse my hands, on coming back she asked if her thing is smelling which I didn’t reply and she told me it’s micotin that she used that she has toilet disease!.I almost fainted! Told her I need to go out, arranged for her to be picked up to the nearest bus stop and gave her transport fare that won’t leave her with more than 200 naira change.
That’s my experience with a slayqueen,I’ll like guys to always share theirs too.

bro,i fil ur plight,hws ur health nw? nd pls does a lady avin toilet disease means shes aving STD ?

When the shít hits the fan like that, it's had to not feel embarrassed for them.
The naughty part of me actually thought you had soiled your hands with chilly pepper hence why you chose to finger her.
Ha, that would've been something.

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Lol. It is a wah! Why you nor con fvck na? She burn your plantain, spoil the stew and still went Scott free?

dollyjoy:
You guys use the word "slay Queen" indiscriminately and unnecessarily. Stop abusing the word!!

All I know is that slay queens charge double what normal ashewo charges.

Lol

SoapQueen:
Na which tribe dis girl be?

Babe tribe doesn't matter na, they are all slay queens

mrhollu:
I decided to narrate my own experience with a slay queen after a thread was created about how a slay queen with UK location took to her heels after she was spotted fetching water in the village .
THE EXPERIENCE
I met this slayqueen at a friend’s party.had some fun,took her out and all but this slay queen eats only rice whenever we’re out so I asked why and she replied that rice and noodles are her best food,so which other food again do you eat I asked and I received the first shock when she replied that she only eat rice and noodles I was like you mean you’ve never ate any other food and she said yes...lol then I know I’m in for a long thing.
So there was a day that I was sick and I had to break one of the brothers rules which states that“never invite a slay queen to your home” because once they see an apartment where they can be taking pictures and videos for Snapchat and turning head like slowpoke while putting out the tongue without saying a word then my brother relationship don start be that. So I called her to come and help me cook and maybe do some cleaning.
After slay queen came I asked what she’ll be cooking for me and she said rice, no problem since it’s her best food then she should be very good at preparing it so I’m ready to eat the best rice ever. I put on the generator for madam slay queen so she can blend some pepper but thank God I was there as madam just put all the pepper in the blender at once without a drop of water! I had to help her and she told me her blender at works like that but what do I know? This is the blender I can afford,so I went inside the living room only for ms slayqueen to come asking for matches to light gas stove!, [/b]I had to teach her how to light it that it doesn’t need matches,I want to stay with her there but she was feeling uneasy and embarrassed so I went in again.my mind wasn’t at rest so I went back to the kitchen only to meet some burnt offering she called plantain,I knew it was because the gas was burning too high so I had to teach her how to control it, and for the rice it has become so soft with plenty of water still on it then I know I’m in for a long thing!. And when she’s about making stew she first fried locust beans!,then the pepper and she put almost everything she found in the kitchen from curry to thyme,fried rice seasoning,jollof rice seasoning and spice and she was about adding green pea when I got to the kitchen.
She served the food and it turned out to be the worst rice I’ll ever see or eat. I manage to eat little and she couldn’t eat it as well or perhaps she was forming.
WHAT I DID
I packed the both her plates and mine,went to the kitchen to wash it all, I put the remaining rice in the pot inside a container and place it somewhere she wouldn’t see it because I’ll never let it waste though the stew was a no no, when she came into the kitchen and found everything clean she was visibly embarrassed and asked what I did to it,told her to never mind!. She asked if I won’t allow her into the bedroom? I said sure and she asked me to join her, she threw herself at me but I only fingered because I knew what she was up to.
Most of these slay queens that’s all they have to offer with their fake lives..lest I forget after fingering and I went to the bathroom to cleanse my hands, on coming back she asked if her thing is smelling which I didn’t reply and she told me it’s micotin that she used that she has toilet disease!.I almost fainted! Told her I need to go out, arranged for her to be picked up to the nearest bus stop and gave her transport fare that won’t leave her with more than 200 naira change.
That’s my experience with a slayqueen,I’ll like guys to always share theirs too.

You should be glad, she didn't set you and the whole house on fire

This is serious well I can't believe this ooooh

aro1:
bro,i fil ur plight,hws ur health nw? nd pls does a lady avin toilet disease means shes aving STD ?

Not necessarily. There's really no such thing as toilet disease. It's just that some infections can be contracted from using the toilet. STDs are in a class of their own.

aro1:
bro,i fil ur plight,hws ur health nw? nd pls does a lady avin toilet disease means shes aving STD ?

I became very okay and healthy when I realized say I don bite pass wetin I fit chop

izaray:
You should be glad, she didn't set you and the whole house on fire
And I’ll set her on fire too

stupidity:
Lol. It is a wah! Why you nor con fvck na? She burn your plantain, spoil the stew and still went Scott free?

We guys should learn how to refrain if lady throw themselves at us at times, they can reject advances and why can’t we? , and for you info Bro the thing they pain them well well.try it and thank me later

Can't stop laughing.. I can never disgrace myself like this.. I dont form what is not... I be real ajepako with class sha

Interactions with such girls are fun..
Be enjoying every bit of the forming and lies

mrhollu:
I decided to narrate my own experience with a slay queen after a thread was created about how a slay queen with UK location took to her heels after she was spotted fetching water in the village .
THE EXPERIENCE
I met this slayqueen at a friend’s party.had some fun,took her out and all but this slay queen eats only rice whenever we’re out so I asked why and she replied that rice and noodles are her best food,so which other food again do you eat I asked and I received the first shock when she replied that she only eat rice and noodles I was like you mean you’ve never ate any other food and she said yes...lol then I know I’m in for a long thing.
So there was a day that I was sick and I had to break one of the brothers rules which states that“never invite a slay queen to your home” because once they see an apartment where they can be taking pictures and videos for Snapchat and turning head like slowpoke while putting out the tongue without saying a word then my brother relationship don start be that. So I called her to come and help me cook and maybe do some cleaning.
After slay queen came I asked what she’ll be cooking for me and she said rice, no problem since it’s her best food then she should be very good at preparing it so I’m ready to eat the best rice ever. I put on the generator for madam slay queen so she can blend some pepper but thank God I was there as madam just put all the pepper in the blender at once without a drop of water! I had to help her and she told me her blender at works like that but what do I know? This is the blender I can afford,so I went inside the living room only for ms slayqueen to come asking for matches to light gas stove!, I had to teach her how to light it that it doesn’t need matches,I want to stay with her there but she was feeling uneasy and embarrassed so I went in again.my mind wasn’t at rest so I went back to the kitchen only to meet some burnt offering she called plantain,I knew it was because the gas was burning too high so I had to teach her how to control it, and for the rice it has become so soft with plenty of water still on it then I know I’m in for a long thing!. And when she’s about making stew she first fried locust beans!,then the pepper and she put almost everything she found in the kitchen from curry to thyme,fried rice seasoning,jollof rice seasoning and spice and she was about adding green pea when I got to the kitchen.
She served the food and it turned out to be the worst rice I’ll ever see or eat. I manage to eat little and she couldn’t eat it as well or perhaps she was forming.
WHAT I DID
I packed the both her plates and mine,went to the kitchen to wash it all, I put the remaining rice in the pot inside a container and place it somewhere she wouldn’t see it because I’ll never let it waste though the stew was a no no, when she came into the kitchen and found everything clean she was visibly embarrassed and asked what I did to it,told her to never mind!. She asked if I won’t allow her into the bedroom? I said sure and she asked me to join her, she threw herself at me but I only fingered because I knew what she was up to.
Most of these slay queens that’s all they have to offer with their fake lives..lest I forget after fingering and I went to the bathroom to cleanse my hands, on coming back she asked if her thing is smelling which I didn’t reply and she told me it’s micotin that she used that she has toilet disease!.I almost fainted! Told her I need to go out, arranged for her to be picked up to the nearest bus stop and gave her transport fare that won’t leave her with more than 200 naira change.
That’s my experience with a slayqueen,I’ll like guys to always share theirs too.

OP you Sef dey form, cuz for my eye that dodo no bad like that.

On the slay queen matter, OP, No dey follow all this slay queens up and down.... Never invite them to your house if not it don be for you.

Be like you they hungry this afternoon..

ninetiethcrown7:



OP you Sef dey form, cuz for my eye that dodo no bad like that.

On the slay queen matter, OP, No dey follow all this slay queens up and down.... Never invite them to your house if not it don be for you.

Barzinime:
Be like you they hungry this afternoon..

Guy, who no dey hungry by this time, unless you just chop.

But serious look that dodo for the rice it no bad... The only k-leg whey dey that plate na the oil. The oil too plenty

The people you attract are a reflection of you. Didn’t u see she was a slay mama from miles away. Go for classy if u feel you’re in their league.

dollyjoy:
You guys use the word "slay Queen" indiscriminately and unnecessarily. Stop abusing the word!!

Do u really know the meaning of ''Slay Queen'' ?

Maybe you can define your own concept of Slay Queen ?

PrimadonnaO:



Not necessarily. There's really no such thing as toilet disease. It's just that some infections can be contracted from using the toilet. STDs are in a class of their own.

pls explain better to me,cos dia was a tym my gf was sratchin her privates,nd she told me its toilet disease, can it be STD,nd shes just tryin to hide tins

LMAO

Lmao

Lol

She asking for matches to light the gas cooker shouldn't be a cause of embarrassment na

Not all gas cooker has automatic ignition