The quest to leave Nigeria is so strong attimes that we feel we might never miss anything from the motherland. However after sometime we quietly miss some stuffs which can only be seen back home.

I miss:
Suya
Pumpkin leaf soup
Over-speeding on the highway without thinking of speed cops lurking to give you a ticket
Legend Extra stout�


I dont however miss the way naija girls ask for transport fare each time they visit...lol

Crap

Nothing absolutely nothing

As in if there was a word less nothing than nothing
Then that would be it

lestat:
Nothing absolutely nothing

As in if there was a word less nothing than nothing
Then that would be it

....then it's either you're still in naija or you just traveled out

Apart from my family and friends back home, honestly nothing.

I miss agoin beans with agege bread.
I miss my mom's cooking.
I miss the fish and chips in Abuja.
I miss the gra~gra in 9ja especially in Lasgidi.
I miss my fam there.

Mariangeles:
....then it's either you're still in naija or you just traveled out

go and come regularly for over 10 years bro

In naija currently, and I say it again I kiss nothing. You won't understand

lestat:
go and come regularly for over 10 years bro

In naija currently, and I say it again I kiss nothing. You won't understand

There must be something you miss when you travel, you're probably just too angry to admit it...

Our guy that finally traveled to Turkey after so many failed attempts told boys he was coming home to visit after less than a year of staying...
Boys be like "come naija come do wetin...aboy you better stay there first" baba had no choice but to stay put...boys have spoken

chukxie:
I miss agoin beans with agege bread.
I miss my mom's cooking.
I miss the fish and chips in Abuja.
I miss the gra~gra in 9ja especially in Lasgidi.
I miss my fam there.

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Mariangeles:
There must be something you miss when you travel, you're probably just too angry to admit it...

What I miss is life out there, my condo, my car, my friends , my favorite bar, comicon, fast internet , clean environment, civilized people, a society that works, excellent health care. A Congress man that actually respects people in his ward, a government that realizes how powerful the people are. Good food, I mean really good food. A powerful currency

I could go on and on. Anyone who lives and travels regularly can't ever say there's anything they miss here beyond the negatives, cutting taxes, avodimimg paying for services, police that you can control with money etc these are not things a.normal well adjusted adult should miss

So once again there's nothing to be missed about Nigeria

lestat:


What I miss is life out there, my condo, my car, my friends , my favorite bar, comicon, fast internet , clean environment, civilized people, a society that works, excellent health care. A Congress man that actually respects people in his ward, a government that realizes how powerful the people are. Good food, I mean really good food. A powerful currency

I could go on and on. Anyone who lives and travels regularly can't ever say there's anything they miss here beyond the negatives, cutting taxes, avodimimg paying for services, police that you can control with money etc these are not things a.normal well adjusted adult should miss

So once again there's nothing to be missed about Nigeria

Okay!
After all said and done, there's no place like home...and Nigeria is the only place on earth you can truly call home

chukxie:
I miss agoin beans with agege bread.
I miss my mom's cooking.
I miss the fish and chips in Abuja.
I miss the gra~gra in 9ja especially in Lasgidi.
I miss my fam there.

Lol....your mind de there jare.

No matter how much naija is screwed, we all have some childhood fantasies which we miss

Its crazy how little kids here shout and make a fool of themselves, but in naija, one hot slap from mama will reset to factory setting...

lestat:


What I miss is life out there, my condo, my car, my friends , my favorite bar, comicon, fast internet , clean environment, civilized people, a society that works, excellent health care. A Congress man that actually respects people in his ward, a government that realizes how powerful the people are. Good food, I mean really good food. A powerful currency

I could go on and on. Anyone who lives and travels regularly can't ever say there's anything they miss here beyond the negatives, cutting taxes, avodimimg paying for services, police that you can control with money etc these are not things a.normal well adjusted adult should miss

So once again there's nothing to be missed about Nigeria

Bros you de vex oh. Dont you miss the fact that naija police will always coect bribe rather than issue you a ticket which will screw up your insurance fees

Holocene:


Lol....your mind de there jare.

No matter how much naija is screwed, we all have some childhood fantasies which we miss

You're right. Whenever I travel to 9ja, the first thing I usually do after passing through security at Lagos airport is to buy one meatpie and a chilled bottle of Maltina at any of the shops at the arrival area. After welcoming myself to 9ja through the meatpie and Maltina ritual, I'll step outside into the scorching heat, and inhale a lungful of the Lasgidi air before heading home. There's something bizarrely refreshing to me about the air in Lasgidi. The satisfaction I derive from my two rituals is priceless.

My grandma efo riro. Leaf vegies soup � �

For those saying they miss nothing, your lives back in Naija must have been pretty depressing for you.

I miss a lot. Especially the food and the women

Me I miss the bursting down there ,I miss my garri,akara and much more.

Mille:
For those saying they miss nothing, your lives back in Naija must have been pretty depressing for you.

I miss a lot. Especially the food and the women

Bad guy...naija girls de give headache but dem no sabi say no. I hate having to ask for oral consent first before i chop my okro soup

Just came back from my holiday in Nigeria........

I missed calling Mustapha...come go buy card and fuel for me
I missed Iya Shakira buka......chai, so many fuku, shaki and inu eran
I missed my mum's food
I missed all the gra-gra.....danfo, agbero, maruwa, etc

I missed every every but......... I love my life at my present location jare
God bless Nigeria
God bless Merkel

femo86:
Just came back from my holiday in Nigeria........

I missed calling Mustapha...come go buy card and fuel for me
I missed Iya Shakira buka......chai, so many fuku, shaki and inu eran
I missed my mum's food
I missed all the gra-gra.....danfo, agbero, maruwa, etc

I missed every every but......... I love my life at my present location jare
God bless Nigeria
God bless Merkel

Deutsche land one way!

For my bro, he always buys Ijebu garri and beans, plus Ankara material when he lands.

HeWrites:
I MISSED flight back to Nigeria.

Nice pun

HeWrites:
I MISSED my flight back to Nigeria.

Aren't you supposed to be a comedian bro? I mean how else can one attain this level of savagery if not through hardcore comedy

kenevision:




Aren't you supposed to be a comedian bro? I mean how else can one attain this level of savagery if not through hardcore comedy

Lol

femo86:
Just came back from my holiday in Nigeria........

I missed calling Mustapha...come go buy card and fuel for me
I missed Iya Shakira buka......chai, so many fuku, shaki and inu eran
I missed my mum's food
I missed all the gra-gra.....danfo, agbero, maruwa, etc

I missed every every but......... I love my life at my present location jare
God bless Nigeria
God bless Merkel

The first thing i will do is to chop the leaf wrapped rice they sell. That rice de burst my brain. Followed by correct goat meat peppersoup....


Chooii...see as i de torture myself thinking about food

Holocene:



The first thing i will do is to chop the leaf wrapped rice they sell. That rice de burst my brain. Followed by correct goat meat peppersoup....


Chooii...see as i de torture myself thinking about food

I just came back from my villa bro, the kain bush meat, goat pepper soup and palm wine wen I drink no get duplicate

NOTHING

drakeli:
NOTHING

You miss Nigerian company, if not, you won't hang out here. You will be around people of your new country but since you de show here regularly, you de miss us die. Guy, if something carry you here in future, I'm willing to take you to my villa for some bush meat and chilled palm wine, you won't forget that trip.

Oboy,na fufu and egusi soup.once l land na to head to the nearest buka first.

The imperfect perfectness of Nigeria is what I miss