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The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 10:55pm On Apr 26, 2018 |
Hi guys Share your experience the first time you bought cond*m. here is my 1st exp.. I passed almost 2 vilages to buy d thing to avoid being got by a known person. The 1st shop i entered i had to change my mind n go for Vitamin C caus of too many ppl inside. I quickly left an found another with 2 ladies inside,my heart-beat was playing samba,their eye fixed on me,my heart almost feld off. With wisperin tone'giv me dat thin'i was pointin @ it,she pretended an askd again;imagin d shame on my fez.. |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by eezeribe(m): 12:13am On Apr 27, 2018 |
Simple steps for a first time male buyer : 1)look for a drug or grocery store with a male attendant 2)wait for customers to leave the shop 3)enter and make your purchase 4)remember to buy many packs at once 5)zoom off with speed of light For a first time female buyer : 1)make sure the sales personnel is your fellow female 2)repeat steps 2 to 5 above. 4 Likes |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Bluezy13(m): 12:41am On Apr 27, 2018 |
Immaturity 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by QueenSuccubus(f): 12:43am On Apr 27, 2018 |
Why it sounds like buying a condom is a TABOO in ur area ? Nextime if bitches will look at you as if u killed someone just bcoz u wanna buy a condom...Juz tell the hoodrats this line... 1.( Eye to eye contact is very important) You ask her... DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?( while holding that box of condom) IF YOU DON'T HAVE.. HOW MUCH IS THIS? I swear she will blush coz she won't expect that from you...After you pay, u tell her this last line... NEXT TIME DON'T SELL CONDOMS HERE IF YOU WILL LOOK AT ALL UR CUSTOMERS LIKE WE KILLED SOMEONE... Then walkout. Put that condom in ur bag or pocket... 12 Likes |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Nobody: 12:52am On Apr 27, 2018 |
eezeribe: Are we actually buying condoms like this? I guess this is why HIV has finished Africa |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 7:33am On Apr 27, 2018 |
I was forced to asked a lady if she never use condom befor bucause of d way she was looking at me when i told to giv me condom. I later bleed the girl up n down. infact she always remove condom from their shop for me pound her. 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 12:02pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
when i remember the drama |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Opentokwowledge: 12:12pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
My first time of buying a condom pack was unevetful. I no even send nobody cos my hormones were raging at the time; The girl was ready for penetration inside...These days, I just order the shop keeper to throw two packs up cos I live on the third floor. 3 Likes |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
. . What's condom
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
I'm here to
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 12:28pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
I'm here to share free beer to those that came/will come/shall come to read comments
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 12:33pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Supreme01:Smh.continue lying 3 Likes
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 12:34pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Opentokwowledge:Lazy Nigeria youth 2 Likes
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by ikbnice(m): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
When has buying condoms become a taboo? No wonder we have cases of STDs and unwanted pregnancy. Ma'am, please give me Durex or Kiss. Simple as that. You will be surprised that she would be the one to ask you how many. 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by austyn0(m): 12:39pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:Bad badoo baddest. |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 1:27pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Auladimeji: if u think i de lie,i dere my house come beat me |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 1:32pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Supreme01:You dey try me oh!
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 1:42pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Auladimeji: I told u to stop blowing weed,now u see ur life
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Auladimeji(m): 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Supreme01: 1 Like
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Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by olaleks007(m): 3:40pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Me: give me condom He/she: handover it to me Me: tear the box immediately and unveil the real sachet then put it my pocket and pay. Then I wink to whoever is there. I walked out swagaliciously 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by kyutepanda(f): 3:52pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
olaleks007:be lying you hear 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by kyutepanda(f): 3:52pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
olaleks007:be lying you hear 1 Like |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by olaleks007(m): 5:12pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
kyutepanda: Lol..come,,,let's go and buy it together if u really want to comfirm |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by bottlecap: 5:35pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
eezeribe:legend |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by OKUCHI11(m): 5:40pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
Opentokwowledge:onyeke ooo.... somebody should please give this guy... that Putin_Pussy..meme |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by chukzyfcbb: 9:06pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
This is why Nigeria's population in the last 20yrs has hit 78% because people have refused to do the needful. Fear of getting seen at a chemist shop has led y'all to withdrawal method, further arguing that its a style for skilled men. MUGU. Our mumu don too do for this country |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by Supreme01: 9:55pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
chukzyfcbb: i wont blame u i blame your leader for the hardship that as affected your common sense. |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by oyetpel(m): 10:22pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
What are the names of the best condoms one can buy in Nigeria? |
Re: The First Time I Wanted To Buy That Thing. by fiercehillz(m): 11:28pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
There is nothing to be shy about here...go in, maintain a straight face, ask for your favorite brand, buy lots of packs and then pay...or you can buy from a big shop whenever you are doing your routine shopping. Get your lotions, body sprays, roll-ons, etc and then add some packs of condoms...push d shopping cart, pay and get your stuff packaged for you with a big thank you from the sales personnel. |
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