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Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by martineverest(m): 9:37am On Apr 29, 2018 |
kullozone:really sad...... poverty and bad govt have made many Christians foolish in church 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Nobody: 9:39am On Apr 29, 2018 |
adextetoo: Seriously, today is my second and last week was my first. I went to church like 5 times last year nd I intend to beat that 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by martineverest(m): 9:39am On Apr 29, 2018 |
johnmario50:lord chosen testimony that caused uproar 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Omuneizzy6(m): 9:40am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Church praaaaaise the loooord jesus christ has done a miracle in my life and that of my family. You see, i have been thinking on how to give fowl(Chicken) to this our daddy here ( pastor) but the devil is too mean, I had felt and trained this fowl after so many years, this fowl grow up and when i prepare to give to pastor the fowl died. I told the devil,you are a liar. I went to the market to buy another fowl and after i reach my house the fowl died. I never stop i went and buy another bigger fowl getting to my junction the fowl died on the way... I told daddy to pray for me that i dont know what is happening to my life and my family. So he prayed for me.... Now i am here with fowl money to redeem.... Church praaaise the lord..... 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by OBTMOS(m): 9:40am On Apr 29, 2018 |
At Christ embassy. A lady said she was been chased by a dog and when she turned back, the dog was holding money in the mouth, exact amount of money she was looking for to pay her school fees.........Jesus, I felt like living that church immediately but na my babe carry me go so I no wan fall her hand. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by CarlosTheJackal: 9:41am On Apr 29, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:I know that NL has been attacking the Christian faith unjustly but i think we need to call out the excesses going on in the church because we can't continue to condone it if we really need genuine Change in the Church. Why didn't you attend service? 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by tetula123(m): 9:41am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph:f*ck seun and all his Mod. your comment is an eye opener, can't believe I was actually laughing till I saw your comment. 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Olatara(f): 9:42am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Wizkhalifa2:Liar. |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Wizkhalifa2:Smart woman. It had to be tested to determine if the returned penis had been damaged ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Eleganza33(f): 9:45am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Lol no vex maybe na vegetables she go buy CarlosTheJackal: 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by CarlosTheJackal: 9:46am On Apr 29, 2018 |
princetunex:There is great joy being in the Lord's presence. I never attended church for ten straight years as an adult because i was forming agnostic but today there is no greater joy that fills my heart than being in God's presence. please try to improve and see the riches and glory of God in your life 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by CarlosTheJackal: 9:49am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Eleganza33:Vegetables of #700 won't fill up two bags |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Nobody: 9:51am On Apr 29, 2018 |
CarlosTheJackal: I'll improve. thanks 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by TrumpDonald2: 9:54am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph: Well, its because you Christians are making mockery of Christianity. Tell me if the comments people are making are false? Churches are springing up on daily basis, with false doctrines, breeding hatred and greed among members etc. When people like Freeze try to draw our attention to the wrongs of these 'god of men', its people like you that will still condemn him. Bottom line, Nairaland Mods are not to be blamed. Your so called Pastors are. 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Eleganza33(f): 9:55am On Apr 29, 2018 |
CarlosTheJackal:lol it also depends on d type of bag she went with. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by coldFLARES1(m): 10:02am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Some Sunday in 2005 or there about, at the Church if God Mission, Praise Centre in Warri, an elderly man (in his 80's) came out to testify about how he overcame an health scare. In his opening remark, Papa told the church that Jesus/God told us to occupy till He came and didn't ask us to go and meet him, as a result he would he here alive till Jesus comes to meet him. It got me really laughing. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Nobody: 10:03am On Apr 29, 2018 |
7Alexander:Hahahahaha |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by iboboyswag(m): 10:07am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph: Oga goan siddon! Is it the mods that make testimony time in most churches a clownish affair or maybe they are responsible for the gluttony that is being exhibited by almost all of the cloaked brethren? Until the church look inward and purge itself of its greed and cancer... The people are not blind and they will continue speak what they see. Show us the light, and we won't speak of darkness! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by ChiefSweetus: 10:08am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph:I am glad someone beat me to this. It shows there are still some discerning and perceptive minds yet to delete their accounts. Nice one bro. Cannot overemphasize the relevance of your comment/observation. 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by tenmariner: 10:09am On Apr 29, 2018 |
An elderly man once gave a testimony for under 23 Nigeria team winning tru penalty shootout.. I just deh nod my head that day. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by philip0906(m): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2018 |
TrumpDonald2:You miss the context. The poster rightly admitted that Christians and Christianity has its own issues. But... Just look at the problems caused by Islam around the world, from terrorism to radical extremism to violence and unrest, yet on Fridays you'll never see ONE thread or topic that depicts Islam in bad light or attempts to make mockery of the religion. Worst still you have to swear allegiance to Allah before making any comment. That's what the poster means. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Hapigirlxoxo(f): 10:15am On Apr 29, 2018 |
trustworthy1: Lol. So all those hair stylist are sinners. Nawa oo. Over religious is even a sin sef 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by zicoraads: 10:23am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph:Seun, this is the unbridled truth. Lalasticlala, there exists certain issues in Islam that are controversial and can also be debated on. You protect them, but pour scorn on us. Seun, you can practice whatever you decide to practice without pouring scorn on Christendom. 9 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Dheco(m): 10:24am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Wizkhalifa2: Guy, You Can Lie For Whole World |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by sandrahnaub(f): 10:28am On Apr 29, 2018 |
blakky97:Okay ![]() |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by sandrahnaub(f): 10:29am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Mznaett:Lol yes o |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by yoyouyou(f): 10:31am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Koph: Makes me sad, I tell you. Especially the cyber attacks on our Fathers in the faith. It's sad. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by Nobody: 10:37am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Wizkhalifa2:
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Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by BluntBoy(m): 10:38am On Apr 29, 2018 |
CarlosTheJackal: I hope you feel God's presence everywhere around you and not just when you go into a church building? I notice many Christians have limited God's presence in their lives to a church building. 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by BluntBoy(m): 10:42am On Apr 29, 2018 |
yoyouyou: Who are your fathers in the faith? Those men who call themselves are no different from you. How can you call them fathers in the faith. If the Apostles and the other unnamed disciples called themselves our fathers in the faith, it would be understandable because they were the ones that brought the faith to us as directly handed down to them by Christ Himself. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest And Most Unnecessary Testimony You Have Heard In Church. by davidbanner(m): 10:42am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Wizkhalifa2: brother why u lying, brother why u lying, why u fucking lying,, oh O my God! Jon Bosco , u too dey lie |
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