this is one of the most funniest thread I have read on nairaland today

https://www.nairaland.com/4482744/promised-new-phone-photos

neezar:
this is one of the most funniest thread I have read on nairaland today

https://www.nairaland.com/4482744/promised-new-phone-photos

You and that OP are crazy.

Ibime:
Roma restore some pride.

From 5-0 to 7-6.

One fraud should learn from this instead of continuing to open his team's nyash for duggystŷle.

Could it be the same person riding your league doggy style

raumdeuter:


Could it be the same person riding your league doggy style

Bayern get penalty ignore. Give questionable red cards. Allow offside goals and before you know it, it is 6-3 on agg.

In 5 years, all you'd keep hearing is RM raw-dogged Bayern. Only few will remember how it actually happened.

Eruditor:


Bayern get penalty ignore. Give questionable red cards. Allow offside goals and before you know it, it is 6-3 on agg.

In 5 years, all you'd keep hearing is RM raw-dogged Bayern. Only few will remember how it actually happened.

What we remember is 5-0, including a 4-0 home defeat, not this 6-3 you are quoting here.

If you failed to miss the reference, Roma coach just saved his teams reputation by pulling back to 7-6 against the same Liverpool team that rawdogged Fraudiola 5-1.

On BBC today, a newscaster talking about Nigeria said, ...the way Nigerian politicians commit Pep is alarming...
Pep has embezzled so much money, he's earned a global recognition for it

Ibime:


What we remember is 5-0, not this 6-3 you are quoting here.

If you failed to miss the reference, Roma coach just saved his teams reputation by pulling back to 7-6 against the same Liverpool team that rawdogged Fraudiola 5-1.

Who will save the English Pep League from being dogged by Guardiola by this weekend how many league records would have fallen

Most wins
Most points
Most goals scored

raumdeuter:


Who will save the English Pep League from being dogged by Guardiola

Fraudiola is consistent in dogging teams with lesser players until he meets his mates and get dogged. We call that flat-track bully.

Ibime:


Fraudiola is consistent in dogging teams with lesser players until he meets his mates and get dogged. We call that flat-track bully.

Are you saying that the English Pep League, players manager and entire league is inferior to Guardiola. That he is even winning the league from a golf course

Most wins
Most points
Most goals

Hail Fraudiola who is raw dogging the EPL

Ibime:


What we remember is 5-0, including a 4-0 home defeat, not this 6-3 you are quoting here.

If you failed to miss the reference, Roma coach just saved his teams reputation by pulling back to 7-6 against the same Liverpool team that rawdogged Fraudiola 5-1.

Exactly my point. 2 Sergio Ramos headers from setpieces and a CR7 Freekick. But people who don't watch football will think RM were carving Bayern open at will.

As for 5-1, Offside Salah, Penalty disallowed, Legit Jesus goal disallowed. 3-1 (2 mins into second leg), struck bar from Silva, legit Sane goal disallowed again and manager sent to stands for saying "that was a goal" to the ref.

Argument: Pep has been very poor in UCL semis.
Retort: Pep won the EPL gangnam style.


Whataboutism (also known as whataboutery) is a variant of the tu quoque logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent's position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument, which is particularly associated with Soviet and Russian propaganda. In Nigeria, it's referred to as"amala turning"

Egbon Dayo must be related to Putin.

raumdeuter:


Are you saying that the English Pep League, players manager and entire league is inferior to Guardiola. That he is even winning the league from a golf course

Most wins
Most points
Most goals

Hail Fraudiola who is raw dogging the EPL

Just like at Bayern, he can bully all the lesser teams with worse players all he wants but we all know what happens when he meets his mates, we start hearing of 5-0, 7-0, 99-1 and the likes.

Leyqute:
Argument: Pep has been very poor in UCL semis.
Retort: Pep won the EPL gangnam style.


Whataboutism (also known as whataboutery) is a variant of the tu quoque logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent's position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument, which is particularly associated with Soviet and Russian propaganda. In Nigeria, it's referred to as"amala turning"

Egbon Dayo must be related to Putin.

You came late.

Argument: "Let come and prove himself in the EPL, tikitaka doesnt work in England, He will not win a spoon in England. He is a fraud, Fraudiola" bla bla

This season wins the league in record time, setting points record, goals records wns records

creee cree whats that sound? Oh goalpost shifting

What we actually mean was Pep cannot do it in the CL. The same CL he won twice destroying the god of the EPL

Why does he need to come to the EPL to prove himself in the CL?

Crickets, tucks tail in shame but but but Fraudiola *Repeat till fade**

Leyqute I hail o

Eruditor:


Exactly my point. 2 Sergio Ramos headers from setpieces and a CR7 Freekick. But people who don't watch football will think RM were carving Bayern open at will.

As for 5-1, Offside Salah, Penalty disallowed, Legit Jesus goal disallowed. 3-1 (2 mins into second leg), struck bar from Silva, legit Sane goal disallowed again and manager sent to stands for saying "that was a goal" to the ref.

Don't catch heart attack on Pep behalf oh.

Someone disgraced the great defending champions and back-to-back finalists Bayern who were fresh off a 7-0 thumping of Barca the previous year. Someone disgraced them 4-0 in their home ground and you are telling us about Sergio Ramos header.

There must be one rule for Pep and another rule for other managers.

Is header not part of football?

raumdeuter:


You came late.

Argument: "Let come and prove himself in the EPL, tikitaka doesnt work in England, He will not win a spoon in England. He is a fraud, Fraudiola" bla bla

This season wins the league in record time, setting points record, goals records wns records

creee cree whats that sound? Oh goalpost shifting

What we actually mean was Pep cannot do it in the CL. The same CL he won twice destroying the god of the EPL

Why does he need to come to the EPL to prove himself in the CL?

Crickets, tucks tail in shame but but but Fraudiola *Repeat till fade**

Punchline right there.

Ibime:


Just like at Bayern, he can bully all the lesser teams with worse players all he wants but we all know what happens when he meets his mates, we start hearing of 5-0, 7-0, 99-1 and the likes.

So you are saying the entire EPL players, coaches and teams are inferior to Fraudiolas? The fraudiola that cannot win in the EPL

Are you saying Chelsea, Man Utd, etc are not Man City's mates? Interesting times

Ibime:


Don't catch heart attack on Pep behalf oh.

Someone disgraced the great defending champions and back-to-back finalists Bayern who were fresh off a 7-0 thumping of Barca the previous year. Someone disgraced them 4-0 in their home ground and you are telling us about Sergio Ramos header.

Is header not part of football?

Bayern lost a close 1-0 game at Bernabeu. It happens. 2nd Leg they are 69% with the ball and worrying RM. Then in quick succession and against the run of play, 2 goals from Sergio. That is 3-0 on agg. already. That is my point. You can keep shouting 5-0 but that is how it happened.

raumdeuter:


So you are saying the entire EPL players, coaches and teams are inferior to Fraudiolas? The fraudiola that cannot win in the EPL

Are you saying Chelsea, Man Utd, etc are not Man City's mates? Interesting times

When Fraudiola came to EPL and was handed team not that much better than his rivals (but still marginally better), we saw how he was disgracing himself last season.

He had to point and kill and use Sheikhs spending power to turn EPL into Bundesliga before he could become flat track bully again.

We've always said that Pep is incapable of taking inferior players to victory and he is yet to prove us wrong. All Peps victories have come with far superior players, and when you level the playing field, he has always disgraced himself

airmark:


Don't stake on that bro. I saw loop holes in Liverpool's midfield. Real will outscore them, Modric and Kroos won't joke with outside of the box shots.

I am still consulting to know if to stake on it or not.

Liverpool has a porous midfield. Kross and Modric plus Casemeiro would eat them raw.

12months ago

Ibime:
Everything we said about Fraudiola is being manifested live and in living colour in a competitive league at last.?

12 months later

The same poster is now crying how Guardiola has removed competitive from the adjectives used to describe their league

Hail Fraudiola who remove competitive from the dictionary of EPL fans

Ibime:


Just like at Bayern, he can bully all the lesser teams with worse players all he wants but we all know what happens when he meets his mates, we start hearing of 5-0, 7-0, 99-1 and the likes.

I won't put it past him in a game of two legs

Eruditor:


Bayern lost a close 1-0 game at Bernabeu. It happens. 2nd Leg they are 69% with the ball and worrying RM. Then in quick succession and against the run of play, 2 goals from Sergio. That is 3-0 on agg. already. That is my point. You can keep shouting 5-0 but that is how it happened.

Every game with Pep is wipe out. Tell us how Barcelona wiped him out 3-0 in 1st leg then took it easy on him in 2nd leg, or how Klopp wiped him out 3-0 in 1st leg.

Has Pep ever been in a tie against superior opposition and given his fans something to hope about in the last 30 mins?

Ibime:


When Fraudiola came to EPL and was handed team not that much better than his rivals (but still marginally better), we saw how he was disgracing himself last season.

He had to point and kill and use Sheikhs spending power to turn EPL into Bundesliga before he could become flat track bully again.

We've always said that Pep is incapable of taking inferior players to victory and he is yet to prove us wrong. All Peps victories have come with far superior players, and when you level the playing field, he has always disgraced himself

See the point and kill players

Walker never won anything big in his career
Ederson never won anything in a top 5 league
Sterling never won any league title
Sane never won any league title
KDB never won any league title
Delph bench player for most of his recent career
Otamendi never won any title in a big 4 league
Laporte never won any league title in his career
Jesus never won anything in Europe

People come and see the superior players Fraudiola used to bully the league with
Lets compare some of the opponents
should we?

DDG EPL winner
Valencia EPL winner
Jones EPL winner
Young EPL winner
Matic EPL winner
Smalling EPL winner
Alexis Copa America winner
Pogba Serie A winner

Ibime:

Has Pep ever been in a tie against superior opposition and given his fans something to hope about in the last 30 mins?

City vs Chelsea this season. Most Chelsea fans lost hope with 90mins left on the clock

Ibime:


Every game with Pep is wipe out. Tell us how Barcelona wiped him out 3-0 in 1st leg then took it easy on him in 2nd leg, or how Klopp wiped him out 3-0 in 1st leg.

Has Pep ever been in a tie against superior opposition and given his fans something to hope about in the last 30 mins?

You made injury excuses for Jupp yesterday (deservedly so). Find out all the injuries Pep had against Barca in that tie. He contained MSN for 75mins away till Messi happened. Incase you don't remember, those 3 goals were late and had nothing to do with tactics. Messi happened.

You say Barca took it easy on him but will not say Klopp took it easy on Roma.

Double standards: One for Pep, one for all the other managers in the world.

raumdeuter:
12months ago



12 months later

The same poster is now crying how Guardiola has removed competitive from the adjectives used to describe their league

Hail Fraudiola who remove competitive from the dictionary of EPL fans

Thanks to Sheikh Mansoor who did a PSG on EPL.

raumdeuter:


See the point and kill players

Walker never won anything big in his career
Ederson never won anything in a top 5 league
Sterling never won any league title
Sane never won any league title
KDB never won any league title
Delph bench player for most of his recent career
Otamendi never won any title in a big 4 league
Laporte never won any league title in his career
Jesus never won anything in Europe

People come and see the superior players Fraudiola used to bully the league with
Lets compare some of the opponents
should we?

DDG EPL winner
Valencia EPL winner
Jones EPL winner
Young EPL winner
Matic EPL winner
Smalling EPL winner
Alexis Copa America winner
Pogba Serie A winner

Yes, Just like Kolarov, Clichy, Zabaleta, Sagna are EPL winners and he led them to disgrace.

raumdeuter:


See the point and kill players

Walker never won anything big in his career
Ederson never won anything in a top 5 league
Sterling never won any league title
Sane never won any league title
KDB never won any league title
Delph bench player for most of his recent career
Otamendi never won any title in a big 4 league
Laporte never won any league title in his career
Jesus never won anything in Europe

People come and see the superior players Fraudiola used to bully the league with
Lets compare some of the opponents
should we?

DDG EPL winner
Valencia EPL winner
Jones EPL winner
Young EPL winner
Matic EPL winner
Smalling EPL winner
Alexis Copa America winner
Pogba Serie A winner

Same people: Firmino is better than Jesus. Otamendi is useless. Stones is useless. Salah is better than Messi.

Same people: he has the best players in the league that is why he won it.

raumdeuter:


See the point and kill players

Walker never won anything big in his career
Ederson never won anything in a top 5 league
Sterling never won any league title
Sane never won any league title
KDB never won any league title
Delph bench player for most of his recent career
Otamendi never won any title in a big 4 league
Laporte never won any league title in his career
Jesus never won anything in Europe

People come and see the superior players Fraudiola used to bully the league with
Lets compare some of the opponents
should we?

DDG EPL winner
Valencia EPL winner
Jones EPL winner
Young EPL winner
Matic EPL winner
Smalling EPL winner
Alexis Copa America winner
Pogba Serie A winner

De Lima never won CL, just saying

Ibime:
Thanks to Sheikh Mansoor who did a PSG on EPL.

Lets pretend Chelsea didnt spend 260M this season alone from ROmans pocket or that Man Utd didnt break the entire Europes wage bill to finish far distance behind Fraudiola

ToyinDipo:

De Lima never won CL, just saying

He won a world cup. Which is bigger than every and anything

Ibime:
Yes, Just like Kolarov, Clichy, Zabaleta, Sagna are EPL winners and he led them to disgrace.

And he took a bunch of players who have never won anything to destroy the most competitive league in a spectacular way