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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 4:39pm On May 07, 2018 |
rvp20182: What has being a Muslim got to do with boozing?? Yea Islam prohibit drinking of alcohol, and so does Christianity(ye can drink but don't get drunk ) . But it hasn't stopped Nigeria and other countries in the world from alcohol consumption. Or is Kenya any different? Meanwhile, can u explain how ur country with a population of 48m consumes over 9,000 litre of booze a year while Nigeria with over 180m people consume just over 12,000 litre per year?? 2 Likes |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by naijalander: 4:56pm On May 07, 2018 |
See the way Kenyans lick white yansh
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 5:29pm On May 07, 2018 |
naijalander: You must be on KK right now. A Nigerian who knows Kenya King is a drunkard. Ruto is a religious man, I doubt he does anything besides soft drinks unless you have contrary evidence. Just in case you didnt know, the Kenyan govt earns Ksh 70/= per beer bottle in taxes. So anyone who drinks beer in Kenya is a good citizen. Better than Nigerians who dont pay tax and instead use the money to run away. And its a liberal industry, even women are brewing big https://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/12/business/tabitha-karanja-kenya-beer/index.html 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 07, 2018 |
naijalander: Nigerian village kids would do the same, petty man. You are mad that this white yansh isnt in your country. Kwanza ulitoka kenya wewe? |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 6:38pm On May 07, 2018 |
kikuyu1:I am hard pressed to call you stupid if not for the fact that I happen to be in a good mood. What the hell do you mean counties can't impose tax? Do your counties not collect property tax and entertainment tax and others I don't have the time to say now?Are those not taxes?Or like your brother RSVP you think income tax and VAT are the only kinds of taxes? Even Lagos does not collect VAT and Company taxes?
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by jason14: 6:40pm On May 07, 2018 |
TayserMahiri:wetin we wan use white people do ? so its now a must to have white people in a country? is there an award for having d most white people ? why are u talking like an ape |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:47pm On May 07, 2018 |
kikuyu1:it's just so unfortunate that a man of ur calibre is posting this jargons. U stoop so low by asking if there's anything we actually CAN comprehend on any level without looking sternly into d mirror. Ask urself, is it possible to collect tax without imposing it?? . Well, I culled this from ur referential vacuous person's post. 2) An Act of Parliament may authorise the national government to impose any other tax or duty, except a tax specified in clause (3) (a) or (b).I pray u comprehend d emboldened. |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 07, 2018 |
obaaderemi:lol..... I think the man is in his quarter-to, let's take it easy with him. 2 Likes |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 10:07pm On May 07, 2018 |
shervydman:Lol @quarter-to. 1 Like |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 10:10pm On May 07, 2018 |
obaaderemi: That RVp guy actually said that Nigeria revenue from tax is very low cus (according to his word) Nigerians don't pay tax... Now he is crying foul that Lagos state alone generate more IGR than all their counties combined cus their counties don't levy tax. How funny... |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 10:11pm On May 07, 2018 |
jason14:Lol,that one has been damaged by nairaland. I can see he is trying to get his mojo back.
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BelovedGodwin(m): 10:18pm On May 07, 2018 |
It Will Be Better If Nigeria Could Wake From Its Deep Sleep And Prove Itself Has The Truly Giant Of This Great Continent Africa. |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BelovedGodwin(m): 10:21pm On May 07, 2018 |
It Will Be Better If Nigeria Could Wake From Its Deep Sleep And Prove Itself Has The Truly Giant Of This Great Continent Africa. I Know Nigeria Can Do It And "What Is Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Well" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 10:33pm On May 07, 2018 |
Danielnino00:In one breath they said Nigerians don't pay tax. In the same breath they said Lagos makes more money than their 47 counties put together because Lagos levies taxes. Suffering &smiling put them in this brouhaha. 4 Likes |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 10:36pm On May 07, 2018 |
BelovedGodwin:Nothing can stop that, bro. |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by naijalander: 3:20am On May 08, 2018 |
Spoken like a true alcoholic looool TayserMahiri: |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 6:05am On May 08, 2018 |
Again reading thro the comments of your guys explain why Nigeria is the butt of jokes globally. Zero Critical thinking. We've looked at Nigeria budget - that include revenues - both at state and federal level - and the difference btw Nigeria and kenya came down to few billion dollars.Well I think you should I have quit at that point. You see the budget consist of revenue+ debt/deficit financing - and of course how realistic those projections are. I did look at you internally generated revenue and I was shocked! In 2017 - Nigeria Federal IFIS - collected about 4 trillion Naira with 1.4 trillion coming from petro-dollars - in total taxes it collected - is mere 12-13B dollars - with 1/3 of it's coming from oil.In 2017 - All the Nigeria states collected just slightly less than 1 trillion Naira - with Lagos collecting 1/3 of that - that is another 3B dollars - with Lagos collecting about 1B dollars.[/b] In total - Nigeria's states and federal gov - collected taxes worth [b]15-16b dollars (depending on which exchange rate one uses). In 2017- Kenya Revenue Authority - collected 14B dollars...and all counties combined collected (from levies & fees) around 1b dollars.. So in conclusion..Nigeria the giant of 200M people with supposedly 500B dollar economy manage to collect as many taxes ($15B) as kenya the dwarft of 50M people with 88B economy - and about 4.5B of that from oil. So if you remove oil - nigeria total taxes is about $10B - against kenya's $15B . The paper tiger can only raise about the same tax (minus oil) that Tanzania raise...whose GDP is 10 times lower than Nigeria - I mean over-cooked GDP. obaaderemi: 1 Like |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by kikuyu1(m): 9:04am On May 08, 2018 |
rvp20182: Its a pity not a single Naijjan can at least attempt an explanation-but that fact itself explains the existence of this very thread. A few pages back I showed how our teachers,cops and docs EARN 3X 'the Giant!' Imagine,they couldn't comprehend the kshs naira exchange is 3.7 so they assumed their guys are actually paid more! Naij has jokes! |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:07am On May 08, 2018 |
jason14: But you came to see white people in Kenya |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:11am On May 08, 2018 |
obaaderemi: So you know I got that MOJO mojo ˈməʊdʒəʊ ~a magic charm, talisman, or spell. ~influence, especially magic power. You better pray my magical power doesnt descend on you. I was shocked you came back after I vanquished you. You have 9 lives like a cat. |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:12am On May 08, 2018 |
naijalander: I aint an alcoholic butt fvck it I do drink |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 11:50am On May 08, 2018 |
So the Kenyans with their invincible minds... Someone bought real estate in Kisumu City, where stands an old colonial era building that is not supposed to be demolished as per govt heritage rules. So the guy is like ok, why not build on top.
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp20182: 12:08pm On May 08, 2018 |
While Nigeria paid tonnes of money to foreigners to build and launch their sat (each I think cost 30M dollars ) - Kenya's UON has build it's small satellite and it's will go blasted to the space - all these for something like 1M dollars. Known as the First Kenyan University Nano Satellite—Precursor Flight (1KUNS-PF), the satellite is a product of University of Nairobi, in collaboration with Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA)’s Japanese Experiment Module “Kibo Programme” and United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA). The 10-by-10-by-10 cube satellite will have several benefits for Kenya which include weather forecasting, earth mapping, environmental and animal observation and will also be used in assisting the multimedia sector in the country. https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2018/05/kenyas-first-satellite-blasts-off-friday/ 1 Like |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 12:17pm On May 08, 2018 |
TayserMahiri:Talking like a child as always.I keep sending you to your dictionary. It's clear I made your day using that word for you.See how you jumped. Anyway yours was an ineffectual spell which I already damaged. Now that you admit you are trying to get it back I am obliged to ask, "Have you lost your job again,Odhiambo?"
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:46pm On May 08, 2018 |
obaaderemi: How did you damage it? It took you months to recover. I cant lose my job because instead of being employed, I employ people. And now that every Kenyan is called Odhiambo, how about every Nigerian to be called Oba ? |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:53pm On May 08, 2018 |
So the new Ethiopian PM looks like Mr. Pretty. Not so sure he will handle the madness that was spiraling out of control in Ethio. But he is Oromo which means he has kidu half the issues settled. He was in Nairobi just to confirm that the mutual defence pact is still solid. Hati13, Ednite.d
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by obaaderemi: 12:53pm On May 08, 2018 |
TayserMahiri:I couldn't even remember who you are until now. So you remember me? I must be your nemesis without really knowing it. By the way many Nigerians will gladly welcome being called Oba. I can't say the same for Kenyans and Odhiambo however. But why did you have to quickly quote me when I never quoted you, Odhiambo?
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 08, 2018 |
In the spirit of Kenyan drinking, (as one Nigerian by the name Naijalander would have it); Presenting the Nairobi Wine Week & Festival (7th to 13 th May, 2018) at ArtCaffe, Nairobi, Kenya
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:03pm On May 08, 2018 |
Some more Nairobi Wine Week That last snap is all Kenyan presidents in one Kenyatta, Moi, Kibaki, Uhuru, Obama No apologies 1 Like
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:05pm On May 08, 2018 |
obaaderemi: Dont you worry yourself Oba. You will soon know why. |
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 08, 2018 |
The Magnificent Two Rivers Mall, Nairobi
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 3:34pm On May 08, 2018 |
TayserMahiri:Hey TayserMahiri, His appointment has so far reduced the tension in Oromia region. Some Oromo that hated the government to death are surprisingly becoming straight supporters of the government after his appointment. He said “when we are alive, we are Ethiopian. But when we die, we are Ethiopia”. There are others who are more qualified for the job but he was appointed to reduce the Oromo tension. What was that mutual difference? I really liked the pics, especially the last one. 1 Like |
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