rvp20182:
It's obvious Nigeria consume a lot more brew than they should...if you consider 50% of pop is muslim...then it become obvious most of South Nigerian are permanently stoned - while the North Muslim are codeined - so basically Nigeria is another zoo like Zoomalia.

Kenya has drug problem but we've been fighting it - regulating the alcohol industry a lot and things are turning.

What has being a Muslim got to do with boozing?? Yea Islam prohibit drinking of alcohol, and so does Christianity(ye can drink but don't get drunk ) . But it hasn't stopped Nigeria and other countries in the world from alcohol consumption. Or is Kenya any different?


Meanwhile, can u explain how ur country with a population of 48m consumes over 9,000 litre of booze a year while Nigeria with over 180m people consume just over 12,000 litre per year??

See the way Kenyans lick white yansh

naijalander:



Whatever helps you sleep tonight. Uhuru is probably feasting on a bottle of Kenya King as we speak. Ruto is on his 35th carton of Tusker for today alone.


Abeg shift!

You must be on KK right now. A Nigerian who knows Kenya King is a drunkard.

Ruto is a religious man, I doubt he does anything besides soft drinks unless you have contrary evidence.

Just in case you didnt know, the Kenyan govt earns Ksh 70/= per beer bottle in taxes. So anyone who drinks beer in Kenya is a good citizen. Better than Nigerians who dont pay tax and instead use the money to run away. And its a liberal industry, even women are brewing big
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/12/business/tabitha-karanja-kenya-beer/index.html

naijalander:
See the way Kenyans lick white yansh

Nigerian village kids would do the same, petty man. You are mad that this white yansh isnt in your country.

Kwanza ulitoka kenya wewe?

kikuyu1:


Some posts are purely redundant which is why this thread has gone on for so long. Isn't it obvious that counties can't impose tax!? Naijjans,is there anything you actually CAN comprehend on any level?

I am hard pressed to call you stupid if not for the fact that I happen to be in a good mood. What the hell do you mean counties can't impose tax? Do your counties not collect property tax and entertainment tax and others I don't have the time to say now?Are those not taxes?Or like your brother RSVP you think income tax and VAT are the only kinds of taxes? Even Lagos does not collect VAT and Company taxes?

TayserMahiri:


Nigerian village kids would do the same, petty man. You are mad that this white yansh isnt in your country.

Kwanza ulitoka kenya wewe?

wetin we wan use white people do ? so its now a must to have white people in a country? is there an award for having d most white people ?

why are u talking like an ape

kikuyu1:


Some posts are purely redundant which is why this thread has gone on for so long. Isn't it obvious that counties can't impose tax!? Naijjans,is there anything you actually CAN comprehend on any level?

it's just so unfortunate that a man of ur calibre is posting this jargons. U stoop so low by asking if there's anything we actually CAN comprehend on any level without looking sternly into d mirror. Ask urself, is it possible to collect tax without imposing it?? .
Well, I culled this from ur referential vacuous person's post.

2) An Act of Parliament may authorise the national government to impose any other tax or duty, except a tax specified in clause (3) (a) or (b).
(3) A county may impose--
(a) property rates;
(b) entertainment taxes; and
(c) any other tax that it is authorised to impose by an Act of Parliament.

I pray u comprehend d emboldened.

obaaderemi:
I am hard pressed to call you stupid if not for the fact that I happen to be in a good mood. What the hell do you mean counties can't impose tax? Do your counties not collect property tax and entertainment tax and others I don't have the time to say now?Are those not taxes?Or like your brother RSVP you think income tax and VAT are the only kinds of taxes? Even Lagos does not collect VAT and Company taxes?

lol..... I think the man is in his quarter-to, let's take it easy with him.

shervydman:
lol..... I think the man is in his quarter-to, let's take it easy with him.

Lol @quarter-to.

obaaderemi:
I am hard pressed to call you stupid if not for the fact that I happen to be in a good mood. What the hell do you mean counties can't impose tax? Do your counties not collect property tax and entertainment tax and others I don't have the time to say now?Are those not taxes?Or like your brother RSVP you think income tax and VAT are the only kinds of taxes? Even Lagos does not collect VAT and Company taxes?

That RVp guy actually said that Nigeria revenue from tax is very low cus (according to his word) Nigerians don't pay tax... Now he is crying foul that Lagos state alone generate more IGR than all their counties combined cus their counties don't levy tax.

How funny...

jason14:
wetin we wan use white people do ? so its now a must to have white people in a country? is there an award for having d most white people ?

why are u talking like an ape

Lol,that one has been damaged by nairaland. I can see he is trying to get his mojo back.

It Will Be Better If Nigeria Could Wake From Its Deep Sleep And Prove Itself Has The Truly Giant Of This Great Continent Africa.

It Will Be Better If Nigeria Could Wake From Its Deep Sleep And Prove Itself Has The Truly Giant Of This Great Continent Africa.
I Know Nigeria Can Do It And "What Is Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Well"

Danielnino00:





That RVp guy actually said that Nigeria revenue from tax is very low cus (according to his word) Nigerians don't pay tax... Now he is crying foul that Lagos state alone generate more IGR than all their counties combined cus their counties don't levy tax.

How funny...

In one breath they said Nigerians don't pay tax. In the same breath they said Lagos makes more money than their 47 counties put together because Lagos levies taxes. Suffering &smiling put them in this brouhaha.

BelovedGodwin:
It Will Be Better If Nigeria Could Wake From Its Deep Sleep And Prove Itself Has The Truly Giant Of This Great Continent Africa.
I Know Nigeria Can Do It And "What Is Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Well"

Nothing can stop that, bro.

Spoken like a true alcoholic looool

TayserMahiri:


You must be on KK right now. A Nigerian who knows Kenya King is a drunkard.

Ruto is a religious man, I doubt he does anything besides soft drinks unless you have contrary evidence.

Just in case you didnt know, the Kenyan govt earns Ksh 70/= per beer bottle in taxes. So anyone who drinks beer in Kenya is a good citizen. Better than Nigerians who dont pay tax and instead use the money to run away. And its a liberal industry, even women are brewing big
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/12/business/tabitha-karanja-kenya-beer/index.html

Again reading thro the comments of your guys explain why Nigeria is the butt of jokes globally. Zero Critical thinking.

We've looked at Nigeria budget - that include revenues - both at state and federal level - and the difference btw Nigeria and kenya came down to few billion dollars.Well I think you should I have quit at that point. You see the budget consist of revenue+ debt/deficit financing - and of course how realistic those projections are.

I did look at you internally generated revenue and I was shocked!

In 2017 - Nigeria Federal IFIS - collected about 4 trillion Naira with 1.4 trillion coming from petro-dollars - in total taxes it collected - is mere 12-13B dollars - with 1/3 of it's coming from oil.In 2017 - All the Nigeria states collected just slightly less than 1 trillion Naira - with Lagos collecting 1/3 of that - that is another 3B dollars - with Lagos collecting about 1B dollars.[/b]

In total - Nigeria's states and federal gov - collected taxes worth [b]15-16b dollars (depending on which exchange rate one uses).

In 2017- Kenya Revenue Authority - collected 14B dollars...and all counties combined collected (from levies & fees) around 1b dollars..

So in conclusion..Nigeria the giant of 200M people with supposedly 500B dollar economy manage to collect as many taxes ($15B) as kenya the dwarft of 50M people with 88B economy - and about 4.5B of that from oil.

So if you remove oil - nigeria total taxes is about $10B - against kenya's $15B . The paper tiger can only raise about the same tax (minus oil) that Tanzania raise...whose GDP is 10 times lower than Nigeria - I mean over-cooked GDP.

obaaderemi:
In one breath they said Nigerians don't pay tax. In the same breath they said Lagos makes more money than their 47 counties put together because Lagos levies taxes. Suffering &smiling put them in this brouhaha.

rvp20182:
Again reading thro the comments of your guys explain why Nigeria is the butt of jokes globally. Zero Critical thinking.

We've looked at Nigeria budget - that include revenues - both at state and federal level - and the difference btw Nigeria and kenya came down to few billion dollars.Well I think you should I have quit at that point. You see the budget consist of revenue+ debt/deficit financing - and of course how realistic those projections are.

I did look at you internally generated revenue and I was shocked!

In 2017 - Nigeria Federal IFIS - collected about 4 trillion Naira with 1.4 trillion coming from petro-dollars - in total taxes it collected - is mere 12-13B dollars - with 1/3 of it's coming from oil.In 2017 - All the Nigeria states collected just slightly less than 1 trillion Naira - with Lagos collecting 1/3 of that - that is another 3B dollars - with Lagos collecting about 1B dollars.[/b]

In total - Nigeria's states and federal gov - collected taxes worth [b]15-16b dollars (depending on which exchange rate one uses).

In 2017- Kenya Revenue Authority - collected 14B dollars...and all counties combined collected (from levies & fees) around 1b dollars..

So in conclusion..Nigeria the giant of 200M people with supposedly 500B dollar economy manage to collect as many taxes ($15B) as kenya the dwarft of 50M people with 88B economy - and about 4.5B of that from oil.

So if you remove oil - nigeria total taxes is about $10B - against kenya's $15B . The paper tiger can only raise about the same tax (minus oil) that Tanzania raise...whose GDP is 10 times lower than Nigeria - I mean over-cooked GDP.

Its a pity not a single Naijjan can at least attempt an explanation-but that fact itself explains the existence of this very thread. A few pages back I showed how our teachers,cops and docs EARN 3X 'the Giant!' Imagine,they couldn't comprehend the kshs naira exchange is 3.7 so they assumed their guys are actually paid more!
Naij has jokes!

jason14:
wetin we wan use white people do ? so its now a must to have white people in a country? is there an award for having d most white people ?

why are u talking like an ape

But you came to see white people in Kenya

obaaderemi:
Lol,that one has been damaged by nairaland. I can see he is trying to get his mojo back.

So you know I got that MOJO

mojo
ˈməʊdʒəʊ

~a magic charm, talisman, or spell.

~influence, especially magic power.

You better pray my magical power doesnt descend on you. I was shocked you came back after I vanquished you. You have 9 lives like a cat.

naijalander:

Spoken like a true alcoholic looool

I aint an alcoholic butt fvck it I do drink

So the Kenyans with their invincible minds...

Someone bought real estate in Kisumu City, where stands an old colonial era building that is not supposed to be demolished as per govt heritage rules. So the guy is like ok, why not build on top.

While Nigeria paid tonnes of money to foreigners to build and launch their sat (each I think cost 30M dollars ) - Kenya's UON has build it's small satellite and it's will go blasted to the space - all these for something like 1M dollars.
Known as the First Kenyan University Nano Satellite—Precursor Flight (1KUNS-PF), the satellite is a product of University of Nairobi, in collaboration with Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA)’s Japanese Experiment Module “Kibo Programme” and United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA).
The 10-by-10-by-10 cube satellite will have several benefits for Kenya which include weather forecasting, earth mapping, environmental and animal observation and will also be used in assisting the multimedia sector in the country.
https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2018/05/kenyas-first-satellite-blasts-off-friday/

TayserMahiri:


So you know I got that MOJO

mojo
ˈməʊdʒəʊ

~a magic charm, talisman, or spell.

~influence, especially magic power.

You better pray my magical power doesnt descend on you. I was shocked you came back after I vanquished you. You have 9 lives like a cat.

Talking like a child as always.I keep sending you to your dictionary. It's clear I made your day using that word for you.See how you jumped. Anyway yours was an ineffectual spell which I already damaged. Now that you admit you are trying to get it back I am obliged to ask, "Have you lost your job again,Odhiambo?"

obaaderemi:
Talking like a child as always.I keep sending you to your dictionary. It's clear I made your day using that word for you.See how you jumped. Anyway yours was an ineffectual spell which I already damaged. Now that you admit you are trying to get it back I am obliged to ask, "Have you lost your job again,Odhiambo?"

How did you damage it? It took you months to recover. I cant lose my job because instead of being employed, I employ people.

And now that every Kenyan is called Odhiambo, how about every Nigerian to be called Oba ?

So the new Ethiopian PM looks like Mr. Pretty. Not so sure he will handle the madness that was spiraling out of control in Ethio. But he is Oromo which means he has kidu half the issues settled.

He was in Nairobi just to confirm that the mutual defence pact is still solid.

Hati13, Ednite.d

TayserMahiri:


How did you damage it? It took you months to recover. I cant lose my job because instead of being employed, I employ people.

And now that every Kenyan is called Odhiambo, how about every Nigerian to be called Oba ?

I couldn't even remember who you are until now. So you remember me? I must be your nemesis without really knowing it. By the way many Nigerians will gladly welcome being called Oba. I can't say the same for Kenyans and Odhiambo however. But why did you have to quickly quote me when I never quoted you, Odhiambo?

In the spirit of Kenyan drinking, (as one Nigerian by the name Naijalander would have it);

Presenting the Nairobi Wine Week & Festival (7th to 13 th May, 2018) at ArtCaffe, Nairobi, Kenya

Some more Nairobi Wine Week

That last snap is all Kenyan presidents in one

Kenyatta, Moi, Kibaki, Uhuru, Obama

No apologies

obaaderemi:
I couldn't even remember who you are until now. So you remember me? I must be your nemesis without really knowing it. By the way many Nigerians will gladly welcome being called Oba. I can't say the same for Kenyans and Odhiambo however. But why did you have to quickly quote me when I never quoted you, Odhiambo?

Dont you worry yourself Oba. You will soon know why.

The Magnificent Two Rivers Mall, Nairobi

TayserMahiri:
So the new Ethiopian PM looks like Mr. Pretty. Not so sure he will handle the madness that was spiraling out of control in Ethio. But he is Oromo which means he has kidu half the issues settled.

He was in Nairobi just to confirm that the mutual defence pact is still solid.

Hati13, Ednite.d

Hey TayserMahiri,

His appointment has so far reduced the tension in Oromia region. Some Oromo that hated the government to death are surprisingly becoming straight supporters of the government after his appointment. He said “when we are alive, we are Ethiopian. But when we die, we are Ethiopia”. There are others who are more qualified for the job but he was appointed to reduce the Oromo tension.

What was that mutual difference?

I really liked the pics, especially the last one.