BlessedDiva:


You wish lol

That is the biggest wish of the year. Zaynie if you come close eh...

BlessedDiva:


I give this suggestion 100 likes, How I wish there's chop knuckles emoticon on nairaland, I'd have given you too.

May God have mercy on that boy for asking such a question on a thread where wombs are housing and nurturing innocent little humans not murdering them. Mtcheew!

Can you imagine the effrontery? He even had the guts to tell a mama here to fvck off. He is lucky that this is an online forum otherwise, mamas here for show am how to fvck off

Just helping myself with this sweet oil rice with smoked titus,with egg inside prepared by DH.

Sandypearl:
Just helping myself with this sweet oil rice with smoked titus,with egg inside prepared by DH.

Coman gimme na

BlessedDiva and whyworryPH, don't worry... DHL wee deliver hot puffy tomoro, e hear?
zaynie zaynie... my assistant eagle, no puffy for you except you stop tormenting my people!

VannywealthDesi:
Provide your EDD so I can add you and stop bending your mouth. You know I wasn't online for some time now, so I must have missed a number of you. Welcome to the best team ko .

Yimu jor

EDD 19th

Good morning mama, please I need urgent ans bikonu.
Since on the 9th that I delivered I have not been able to pass out gas (mess/fart) and I don't kw what else to use cos I have taken peppermint sweet all to no avail.
Kindly help jjc like me.
Thank you
Cc: all mama's here.

Thank you all mama's for the mentions, likes and prayers toward me and my family and I say may celebration never depart from our homes in Jesus name, Amen.
I love you all cos you made the Journey of 9months look like 3months here.
The remaining pregnant mama's, the Lord will see you all tru.
To my wonderful GTC mama's dis is your year in Jesus name, Amen.
Once again thank you and I love you all.

Haryanphe:

Am so happy for you my former cappo. God has indeed given you beautiful for your ashes. Congratulations

Thank you Ma.

curvilicious:

Jesu Kristi!
I didn't see this o. Jae, you see what you caused?
Congrats mama
Am over the moon happy for you
Welcome baby. I name you, Osawuonamen: God did this for me.

Thank you Ma.

hotmomma:

Jehovah overdo... Glory be to God. How did I miss this BA. Congrats dear sis. God bless you and your mini me.

Amen. Thank you Ma.

Sandypearl:
Just helping myself with this sweet oil rice with smoked titus,with egg inside prepared by DH.

Better husband

To My Team July 2017 Mamas
1. oyinmama - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
2. maureensylvia - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
3. mojeco - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
4. nneejima - thanks for keeping nb, ttc and this thread active.
5. clinik - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
6. lululuv - thanks for keeping nb thread active.
7. missmalachi - it's been a while. Hope you are good Ma.
8. 1sttimeangie - it's been a while. Hope you are good Ma.
9. nggie - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
10. Bbglory7 - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
11. Niyyah - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
12. spiceeamie - thanks for keeping nb thread active.
13. hernyhorla - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
14. customised87 - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
15. Damisinto - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
16. Graciouscharis - thanks for keeping nb thread active.
17. nana228 - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
18. Haryanphe - thank you Ma.
19. queenhecate - how's business going ma?
20. keeki - it's been a while since I saw you on nb thread, hope you are good Ma.
21. edithodg - it's been a while since I saw you on nb thread, hope you are good Ma.
22. eksbabe - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
23. temmytayur - it's really been long Ma. How's Murewa?
24. olu21ola - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
25. divie - how's our bobo doing?
26. niphmmy - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
27. Enkaylala2 - welcome back Ma. Wishing you HnH 9months
28. lotannad - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
29. Mzbee - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
30. chocome - it's really been long Ma. Hope all is well.
31. Burntcoal - it's been a while since I saw you on nb thread, hope you are good Ma.
32. phlakkeys - but for His Grace.
33. suremum - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.
34. forzarush - Mama Fortune, hope you are good.
35. bukunfunmi - we didn't hear from u since you register with team July 2017 hope u are good.
36. luckygirl02 - how are you doing ma? just checking on you.

ayabadamilola:
Coman gimme na

BlessedDiva and whyworryPH, don't worry... DHL wee deliver hot puffy tomoro, e hear?
zaynie zaynie... my assistant eagle, no puffy for you except you stop tormenting my people!

Ok our sweet mama. I will be expecting mine tomorrow. Zaynie cannot repent from looking for trouble. Her next target is to take away some of my team members to hers. But e no go work.
#stands by the door waiting for her to come close if she get the liver

4realwoman:
Good morning mama, please I need urgent ans bikonu.
Since on the 9th that I delivered I have not been able to pass out gas (mess/fart) and I don't kw what else to use cos I have taken peppermint sweet all to no avail.
Kindly help jjc like me.
Thank you
Cc: all mama's here.

Sorry about what you are going through mama. Sabi mamas will soon choke mouth for the matter. My prayer is that before morning, you shall fart to the glory of God Almighty in Jesus name, amen.

We are here again, we are here again, father we are here again, Holy Ghost come and take control amen.

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whyworryPH:


Sorry about what you are going through mama. Sabi mamas will soon choke mouth for the matter. My prayer is that before morning, you shall fart to the glory of God Almighty in Jesus name, amen.

Amen oo cos I need it seriously. Thanks

Mumofnations:





My dear June Mama's, I will be porting from team June. My Doctor has advised that I do an ELCS in the month of May due to size of baby and obstetric short height. We pray for safe and healthy delivery.

Mama all we pray for is a safe and healthy delivery, which God has granted unto u. Take very good care of yourself, it will surely end in praise.

Hannydimples:
I keep sending my EDD and sex of baby everytime but it's like no one is updating it. Anyways EDD is 30th of June and sex is XY . To God be the glory the journey has been amazing, but honestly ehn I can't wait to offload this bundle of joy . I know it would end in praise For all of us in Jesus name

Maybe u didn't copy Cappo and so she didn't get a mention but now u mentioned me, I have seen it and will get u updated.

Iffffffy:
God has been good to us. how is Moyo and his babysis?

They're both great, Alhamdulillah

Sandypearl : The discomforts are telling you to be prepared, so don't worry, we are there already.

Mandysmum : choi, sorry mama, it will soon be over, all these are for our priceless jewels so just keep thanking God. Will update by next roll call.

BlessedDiva : Thank u darling sis, we shall all deliver safe and sound and more Gtc mums will be porting to this thread in Jesus name.

DNA07: dearest mama, we are in this together but in all we give thanks to the maker of Heaven and earth who has brought us this far cos we will soon meet our LOs. Me too can't wait I tell u.

Thank God it's Friday and do have a great day everyone.

VannywealthDesi:
Troublelina how na?

I dey.

ayabadamilola:
Coman gimme na

BlessedDiva and whyworryPH, don't worry... DHL wee deliver hot puffy tomoro, e hear?
zaynie zaynie... my assistant eagle, no puffy for you except you stop tormenting my people!

Which people
November or September?

Assistant Eagle kwa? I'm the Commander of the Armed Staff of Eagles!
Puffs chest....keep ya puffpuff , I will wait for the junction mama to fry her own

4realwoman:
Good morning mama, please I need urgent ans bikonu.
Since on the 9th that I delivered I have not been able to pass out gas (mess/fart) and I don't kw what else to use cos I have taken peppermint sweet all to no avail.
Kindly help jjc like me.
Thank you
Cc: all mama's here.

Have you started walking around? If yes, then do a little more often and don't stress yourself out.
On another note, why don't you post this on the nb thread, there are more moms who have gone through this over there than here.

Pele, I can understand the hunger wey dey wire you.

whyworryPH:


Ok our sweet mama. I will be expecting mine tomorrow. Zaynie cannot repent from looking for trouble. Her next target is to take away some of my team members to hers. But e no go work.
#stands by the door waiting for her to come close if she get the liver

If I carry this my 90-something kg rush you for that door ehn.....plus you plus door will fall yakata for ground
But time never reach....wait for October to land first
I will come like a thief in the night and steal all the first week Nov mamas

Finally!!! 3rd trimester. Whew! Can't wait to meet this dude/gal that has been kicking the daylight out of me nonstop.

https://www.nairaland.com/4497712/uk-doctor-accidentally-decapitates-premature



Please if your Dr isn't Missusadey's Dr, don't risk a breech birth o.
The twin mama asking about breech, if I were you, I will jejely do CS as na 2 you carry sef. You can get your shot at VD during a second pregnancy.

zaynie:



If I carry this my 90-something kg rush you for that door ehn.....plus you plus door will fall yakata for ground
But time never reach....wait for October to land first
I will come like a thief in the night and steal all the first week Nov mamas

90- something kg only? U still dey learn work where I dey. Just one of my hand alone and na emergency be that o
I don wash my eyes with soap, take raw coffee, come add am kolanut. Make I see you come as thief in the night nah

I go just call all the neighbours plus SARS for your head

zaynie:



Come inside the TeamHouse and relax.
We have jacuzzi here o.
Our TeamOctoberHouse is ultramodern

No thanks imma stick to November

thanks my sis. someone advise me to cut unripe plantain and paw paw and soak for one week and drink but am a bit skeptic cos of the paw paw.

tatacherie:

Oniovo long time.. Good morning
I had same experience with my first, the pains got worse as the uterus was stretching
My mum brought in coconut oil for me when it became unbearable as medications given seemed not effective too. I took a table spoon daily( in tea) for sometime and it relieved me a bit. I can't remember when exactly though but it seems the pains disappeared after delivery.i only feel it once in a long while especially when Im not eating well

Veedboss
rolk
kareenakapur
Omolaadun00
flyingangel
Excel16
creamchiccb
Ehimeomo
Boldbabe
Tiw78
baberedefined
claudine888
dayosaurus
Ohferanmi
joiful

Please how are you doing? I didn't see any reply from you guys. Hope everything is alright, please I'm worried. Don't like please, nairaland won't show me who liked my comment.

Folic acid, 1 tablet a day till she sees result

juwonloo:
Pls reply

She's one week pregnant, what drug can she use to flush it out.

Doctors in the house pls pardon me

VannywealthDesi:
Good evening teamies. Here's the updated list:


1) VannywealthDesi.............. 23rd Nov
2) Bukit05.............................. is 9th Nov
3) WhyworryPH......................23rd Nov
4) BlessedDiva ...................... 2nd Nov
5) Rushingwind05..................19th Nov
6) Ahnie................................... It is well with you
7) Sexyjuly................................9th Nov
8 )Maryam1234.......................8th Nov
9)jennyswtie...........................10th Nov
10)EzyF.....................................1st Nov
11)Ot4bdoo............................
12) Sammybabelious............26th Nov
13)bulunton............................10th Nov
14)Viettastitches....................
15)Xzandy...............................
16)ayaomen............................

I sight potential porters to October in this list

[quote author=Ayauche post=67460053] Ok mama. Thank U