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Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by petitejolie(f): 11:36pm On May 13, 2018 |
She brought moringa seeds she preached abt it o we still did not chew She brought moringa leave and cooked preach ooooooo we still no drink She brought moringa powder she preached ooooooo we did not take it We noticed d powder finished so fast she had bought a second, third and fourth batch of it ND we asked mummy why is ur moringa powder finishing fast re u dashing it and she answered what do u think I've mixing in u people's food all dis while. From den on like play like play her moringa powder use to grow wings ND disappear. We cannot com and be eating poo 12 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by lilyheaven: 11:36pm On May 13, 2018 |
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Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by ngwababe(f): 11:43pm On May 13, 2018 |
I dare not bring friends home, cause them go hear preaching die! E better say you chop mama food than to miss morning and night family prayers or church! The only person that I'm sure of money from whenever I ask. Just wanna place her on salary once im being promoted at the office! 8 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Sultty(m): 11:43pm On May 13, 2018 |
She sits on me cos I used to be a lil naughty then and she be like kuku kill me ![]() 12 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 11:52pm On May 13, 2018 |
Mikeyjoe: This is soo cute! May she rest in eternal peace ![]() (I hope I understood your write up.. has she passed away) ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Somebodydaddy01: 11:59pm On May 13, 2018 |
The day she wanted to beat me and I mistakenly took the stick from her......she busted into tears and I was shocked and she was screaming that’s I was beating her ...her cloth wasn’t even touched ...na that day I know say my mama na stuborn person ...I love her sha so much 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Natilolo(m): 12:12am On May 14, 2018 |
I hated my mom while growing up.She taught me how to fast at KG 3. I was just 5 yrs old then. Every Saturday was my day of fasting and I always wished she forgets but she never did. She often made me to memorize chapters of the Bible and recite them to her before breaking my fast. She never tolerated laziness from me and today when people who admire my life seek to know my secret, I boldly tell them, "My mom,she was ready to be hated by me in order to do the right thing" I published my first magazine in SS1 and she moved from one place to another marketing it proudly. I love her so much and am always thankful to her for all the dealings. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by charlesazeh(m): 12:24am On May 14, 2018 |
ReneeNuttall:just de run d ones ur power reach no mata how small.. I wish mine were alive to see what I have become..I have enough for them but them no de to chop am 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by charlesazeh(m): 12:29am On May 14, 2018 |
Mine was a day she sent me on an errand and I saw kids playing ball so I joined.. I came back late while she was cooking stew out of anger she hit me the spoon not knowing the new big spoon was very sharp..cut my elbow the she began to cry..saying she was sorry...then i cried along with her..sleep well mom and dad...love u both always..... 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Pidginwhisper: 12:30am On May 14, 2018 |
Mslovelystar:I have to act fast i don't want to miss out� |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by lilyheaven: 12:31am On May 14, 2018 |
Adegbenro7643:God bless her real good. 5 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by charlesazeh(m): 12:32am On May 14, 2018 |
lilyheaven: Amen |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 12:51am On May 14, 2018 |
Most has been said here and I will make her proud In Jesus Name 1 Like |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by lilyheaven: 1:06am On May 14, 2018 |
NextGovernor: You can do it, is just been able to adjust. I know you live in a big house too, but how can you clean a big house alone, it will be hectic for you. You can move into two bedroom flat. You can lean how to cook using Google. You can wash ur clothes with washing machine, You can iron as much as you can on your free time. Last last last. Marry a wife that is not materialistic. You will see her spending less than 50k in a month. 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by lilyheaven: 1:11am On May 14, 2018 |
Natilolo:Your mum is a wonderful Woman. God please I need to be a great mother, please help me Lord. 4 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by ooluwasinzu(m): 2:16am On May 14, 2018 |
well, we were both discussing cars, I mentioned there is a car named evil spirit. her reaction was epic. "God will not let us buy that kind of car" with that Olorun maje stance 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Nobody: 2:59am On May 14, 2018 |
NextGovernor:it is very easy to live a minimal live style, if you are determined to discipline your self.. I mean discipline your self. |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by XaintJoel20: 3:00am On May 14, 2018 |
NextGovernor:Honestly you really need help. You need to change your circle of friends and adjust some of your "irrelevant" financial demands. Let me be candid with you, if you continue like this, you may die a wretched man. I have seen former senior CBN and NNPC staff who earned 6 digits salaries and more ending up as tenants and struggling to pay rentage. My friend I do not want you to end up like that, that's why I am taking the pain to beg you to adjust. #Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by cassyrooy(m): 3:06am On May 14, 2018 |
I celebrate two 'moms'. First, my mom, she's everything I knew as a parent and I never asked about my pops cos for once the questions never crossed my mind due to her abilities to provide for 5 children (for 2decades). She gives her advises in parables, and she's a decent disciplinarian. She could have been a good sprinter cos she runs and maintained this athletic physique all ages. When I started having female friends from school over, she also was 'Chindu' for 'Chinedu', "if you impregnate any of them, bring them o, I'm still strong to carry them, provided you can hustle for their upkeep". And each time I get the message. Every night, I still want to see her face after not seeing her for 43months now. (RIP Onyehuruchianya, the strongest human I ever knew, ASNF). She was my close friend too. Second, my elder sister. We've been friends all my life, she knows some things about myself that I sometimes forget to acknowledge. We've only disagreed only once leading to a long quarrel (2012), she's a born leader. If we reincarnate, I don't mind having her as my wife cos of her stubbornness, strong will, intelligence and vision. Kayler, you'll continue to laugh until you get tired and you'll come to see that you've lived the best on earth, and heavens will be kind to you too. MissJoy29 come talk about momcy o. 11 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by JohnQueen(m): 5:47am On May 14, 2018 |
At the time it wasn't funny buh it is looking back now. I think I was around 8 and it was this one time I was crying for oatmeal and after getting fed up with my tantrums, mum made a large bowl of the oatmeal, sat on a corner with a cane and told me to go ahead and finish it all. Long story short, I hated oatmeal until few years back. 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by somto10: 6:01am On May 14, 2018 |
when u Bleep up or commit one thing 4 hauz and she tells u "no meat 4 u throughout this week....... I go jus laf cuz I sabi way to d kitchen ![]() |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Crixina(f): 6:03am On May 14, 2018 |
trustyshoess:Thank God for that woman. It still beats me why people use that thing. |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by SUNDICOS(m): 6:07am On May 14, 2018 |
decatalyst:I dey hear you, Father Christmas |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Crixina(f): 6:09am On May 14, 2018 |
She called me yesterday and teased like "Did you get an invite to the Royal wedding on the 19th of May, I heard all those born on the 19th of May are invited". I just smiled, cos I knew it was just her way of subtly telling me she's aware my birthday is coming up, thus trying to make it seem special by linking it to the Royal wedding. 8 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by 1x2x3: 6:32am On May 14, 2018 |
So we got talking on the phone for over 20mins mum will be like na you call me or na me call you? Either of the answer is a setup.....mummy you called me!! Ewooo my credit is finished oo recharge the phone for me. Then if I say "Mummy I'm the one who called" she will be like.. You get enough credit oo oya send some for me. ![]() 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Tukor32: 7:06am On May 14, 2018 |
continue to rest in peace sweet mum..happy mothers day 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by ashjay001(m): 7:31am On May 14, 2018 |
That Iya Gbenga, can call for Africa. ![]() Mum:.I just say, make I hear ur voice ![]() Me: But, u heard it yesterday na? I got lost, when I was little, in her village. She found me n started smacking me fa ![]() She can spin omorogun n igbako, like kilode ![]() She suppose be "pitcher", always gets d right spot! ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by cassyrooy(m): 7:35am On May 14, 2018 |
1x2x3:Smart woman. ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by Eleganza33(f): 8:05am On May 14, 2018 |
NextGovernor:nnukwa you really need help,help ur self,make a list of what u spend on each mnth try nd cut dwn d unwantd ones,lastly go nd marry bt make sure its nt a slay queen dat wil add more wahala |
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