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This Really Touched Me by nancyv(f): 7:21pm On May 14, 2018 |
The ugliest part of being a girl is waking up one morning just to find that your bedspread and your dress is stained with blood. If you stay alone you're safe, you can just pick up the bedspread and your dress and head straight to the bathroom but if you live with people, e don be for you, that awkward feeling of trying to hide, like a kid who has stolen his mum's money and is caught red- handed. You look yourself in the mirror and you can't even recognize yourself. It's either rashes or terrible pimples, in fact acne. Sometimes it comes with so much ugliness some other time it brings extreme beauty. Nawao. First you get annoyed with the fact that you have to wash the bedspread,blankets and dresses. You however realise on getting up that there's no strength left in you coupled with sharp waist pains but you must wash up, so you move like a soldier who doesn't want to die but must fight for his country. You head to the bathroom, soak the clothes and stare at them for a while thinking if you should go ahead or not. The thought of touching cold water pheew. Hell. If you are brave, you wash, if you aren't, you go back to bed with the excuse that you need hot water to be able to do what you should do. When all the clean up is done, it's dressing time. All braziers become undersize, the tits hurt like acupuncture gone wrong and if you're insane, you manage wearing the braziers like that. The sane, walk around braless. You roll from one end of the bed to the other, then feel like eating rice,potato and suya mixed with sugar and a little Viju milk inside soup, very nonsensical cravings. You find out this is not possible so you remember you have left over moi-moi, you smile then head to the kitchen. On opening the pot, you feel like throwing up. The once tasty food now smells like fart. Mood swings become the order of the day. If you're unlucky and you call at this moment, sorry, friendship has ended without apology. You want to be left alone so people's voices become very annoying. Picking on everything ,necessary or unnecessary becomes the order of the day. Explaining yourself gets irritating and almost every explanation ends up in a fight. Those who are not brave bear the pain, those who are brave just roll up and cry,a favorite place would be under the bed. For me, this is the worst time to go to church. If I ever do so, my jotter would be full of all the grammatical mistakes of the pastor. All the people with mouth odor and body odor would have their names written in my book of life. I would know everyone who slept in the service and everyone who has an old shoe. This goes on for 3 days to one week depending on the person. It is funny that some family members especially the male folk would expect you to cook in this state. Hunger go kill una. Choose your thunder, red or black. The price of sanitary pads are even increasing as if women chose to live this way. Sanitary pads should be free and condoms not free because people choose to have sex but menstruation is not by choice. Tomorrow Bob risky will want to be a Girl that doesn't menstruate. On behalf of Nigerians we dash you to Malaysians. Finally all those girls that say they can't study medicine because of the sight of blood, come close, can you lie that lie again. Just give me another reason cos this blood, you see it, first hand. Every month, every year. Shout out to every girl out there. We all go through stuff but we get up, dress up, turn up and never give up. #copied# 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: This Really Touched Me by MARX77(m): 7:29pm On May 14, 2018 |
Thumbs up to all ladies out there...
Being a man ain't easy is the usual quote, but neither is been a girl... 6 Likes |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Cutehector(m): 7:35pm On May 14, 2018 |
Ok.. So how much is sanitary pad? But you girls keep buying costly Samsung phones and making expensive hairs.. 7 Likes |
Re: This Really Touched Me by swiz123(m): 7:45pm On May 14, 2018 |
There is a way out. Become a transgenderr |
Re: This Really Touched Me by mikejj(m): 7:46pm On May 14, 2018 |
hmm. touching one...but after pasing through all these pains and agony they will let a guy molest them in the name of love. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by CAPSLOCKED: 8:00pm On May 14, 2018 |
Cutehector: STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S A GROWN UP THAT MADE THIS THREAD... OR A KG PUPIL. 1 Like |
Re: This Really Touched Me by HARDDON: 8:03pm On May 14, 2018 |
A better title would be: Ladies & Tomato Selling: The Untold Story! Mehn, Everyday i wake Up with a bowed head and humbled heart, I whisper a solemn "thanks Lord for designing me with Balls!" 7 Likes |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Adasun(m): 8:04pm On May 14, 2018 |
mtcheeew do i care anyway? 1 Like |
Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2018 |
... This Is Serious o. So This Is What You Go Through Every Month And You Still Cheat... Which Type Of Thunder Will You Like 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2018 |
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Re: This Really Touched Me by IamPlato(m): 8:51pm On May 14, 2018 |
... Do You Think Waking up With A Hard Dick Is Easy? You Try To Press It Down But The Idiot Is Fighting back At You. Some Times You Use The Opportunity To Measure The Length and Smile At The Increase... You Hold It And Weigh It And Shake It... Its Big and Strong, Good To Go... You Begin To Feel Like Mandingo... You Are Tempted To Apply Vaseline but You Remember That Trumpet Might Sound Immediately You Start... You Feel Like Sunshine when Its Hard And Sometimes You Feel Angry And Embarrassed... I Thank God For Making Me The Driller 8 Likes |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 14, 2018 |
ok |
Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 12:08am On May 15, 2018 |
Cutehector: Those are gratifying...not sanitary pads. 1 Like |
Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 12:11am On May 15, 2018 |
I've already begun to see my own signs...my nipples have become painfully tender. It would have been more convenient if we simply saw our periods first month of pregnancy. That way, people like me would only menstruate twice in a lifetime! |
Re: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 1:43am On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:But since wishes aren't horses, what can we do? 2 Likes |
Re: This Really Touched Me by progress69: 4:32am On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO: Do u want me to make it sweetingly harder with my teeth and tongue. After which I will call the blood out by next morning. Who nor know...nor know. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Orgym(m): 5:24am On May 15, 2018 |
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Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 8:58am On May 15, 2018 |
NeeKlaus: Lol. "We?" You're a guy, aren't you? You don't share in this necessary predicament. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 9:01am On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:Nahhh...i didn't mean "me". I meant since we can't always get what we wished for, then there's little to be done about it. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 9:12am On May 15, 2018 |
NeeKlaus: Right. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 9:58am On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:Pray tell, what does your username mean? I still can't figure it out. 1 Like |
Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 10:45am On May 15, 2018 |
NeeKlaus: Alpha female! |
Re: This Really Touched Me by shammy0609(f): 10:58am On May 15, 2018 |
You forgot the cramps...I cant live with that
NO NO |
Re: This Really Touched Me by NeeKlaus: 11:26am On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:Interesting. Alright, then. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by joshnes(m): 11:34am On May 15, 2018 |
Nice Thread. You guys be really trying, so many changes every month. The issue of ladies that don't want to be doctors got me laughing. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by cocaineaddict(m): 11:50am On May 15, 2018 |
Op I've got a remedy for you and all dem girls out there. find a dude/dudes/group of dudes to get you pregnant yearly till you reach menopause, that way you'll be seeing your periods once every year. thank me later. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Nobody: 2:47pm On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:So you've not started |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Les: 2:51pm On May 15, 2018 |
All this poem simply because of periods Women sef!!! |
Re: This Really Touched Me by Nobody: 3:02pm On May 15, 2018 |
Cutehector: Man I'm even surprised why these ladies abi girls want sanitary pads to be free.. They can afford data, makeup, clothes and other stuffs but they are complaining because of 500 or 1k sanitary pads... smh |
Re: This Really Touched Me by vanhelsing1(m): 6:50pm On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:R u in effect sayin dat I have two kids already out of wedlock? anyways enjoy ur life . |
Re: This Really Touched Me by PrimadonnaO(f): 6:53pm On May 15, 2018 |
vanhelsing1: Nahh. I'm saying I intend to have two kids. |
Re: This Really Touched Me by vanhelsing1(m): 7:05pm On May 15, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO:its an intention.right?? only if ur hubby agrees wt ur intent. |
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