| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:32pm On May 17, 2018 |
My CRAZIEST taxify experience.... Picked 2 talkative girls at Radio Nigeria ikoyi, Destination: platinum way lekki. One has 1% battery life, the other has 3%... They asked for my usb cord to charge... I said to them i can spare just one cord, as my phone was on 20% too. The one with 1% battery said she needed it more cos she would transfer my payment at the end of the trip. The other one cried; no dont worry, dont just press ur phone. I need to chat with this guy, he promised to be giving me alerts but its not regular bla bla bla... I need to plug it while i chat.... They argued. They agreed. The one with 3% got the cord, sat at the front, the other one layed down flat at the back seat and dozed off.... Oh no! This one was receiving calls, bragging about hair price, last alert and next club night. Ok We got to platinum way, the moment we entered the hotel gate, a request came in. Next rider was in the same hotel. Cool Next rider called. "i am at the hotel car park now, u can start coming down" i replied. Now i ended the current trip, fare was 2300. We should be done before next rider gets here... For where? Na there wahala start. The girl wit 1% battery woke up, picked up her phone to do the transfer: phone has died oo! Quarrel start: "i told u i needed to charge this phone... U see now, how are we gonna do it".... "U should have asked for the charger on the way but u were sleeping all through".. Bla bla bla Me: ok, let plug ur phone so it will come up.( A healthy phone should be up in 2 mins max) Phone wouldn't come up.... We waited 2 mins, 3mins 5mins. (this must be the kind of phone u will plug and forget it there when it dies; i thought) Meanwhile the one at the front asked for my acc details and transfered 300. Remaining 2k now. Phone still wouldn't come up 7th minutes! i raised my head, at the other side; a dark slim beautiful chick was standing there. Flat tommy(exposed). Her belly button was on same level with my eyes... I stared for like 5 secs before i realized she was the next rider. The look on her face: what's happening? Two girls in her taxify already. Huh! I quickly got out, explained the situation to her and asked her to give us 2 minutes. She agreed. Got in the car and asked them; is the phone up? For where.... Ok, i have another rider and that's her waiting. You guys should pay me quickly, cash or so... "we don't have cash oga" Me: ok, ur own phone is on, u already transferred 300 to me, would u transfer the 2k remaining then she settles u when her phone comes up? "oga i don't have up to 2k in the acc" chai Me: so what do we do? Me rider is waiting... "oga lets go to the nearest atm and withdraw cash" Me: i can't leave my next rider here "ok ask her to go with us so u continue with her from there" 2 minutes gone I rushed out again, told her the idea. She agreed. And so i wont start the trip yet. 4 of us in the car now. Nearest ATM was 300m. Oh cool. like 10 guys on the queue. Two machines dispensing. This will be fast i thought. Both girls ran out leaving their bags to join the queue. At this point, they were so uncomfortable and ashamed. While we wait.... The beautiful rider said to me: i wonder why 2 big girls will go out without having cash. We chat. Laughed. Waited 5mins. 7mins. Queue was slow. Guys doing multiple withdrawals. In my mind i estimated 15 to 20min before their turn. Rider: oh no! I can't wait anymore, please call them. They shuld com pick their bags i will pay the 2k. Me: these girls might feel embarrassed and disagree o. Rider: lets try One of them was like: are you sure? U really want to pay the fare? With more shame in their eyes. They picked their stuffs, looking cheap and ordinary this time around. And left without a thank you.... Destination; VGC then computer village ikeja Fare; 5100 Rider: here is 7000. Wont u dash me the 100? i don't have change. Me; sure no problems (this happened last Friday, i have been typing it in bits to give una full gist)  Enjoy the rest of the week... 27 Likes 4 Shares |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Carshopper(m): 3:58pm On May 17, 2018 |
slamstanlee:
My CRAZIEST taxify experience....
Picked 2 talkative girls at Radio Nigeria ikoyi, Destination: platinum way lekki.
One has 1% battery life, the other has 3%...
They asked for my usb cord to charge... I said to them i can spare just one cord, as my phone was on 20% too.
The one with 1% battery said she needed it more cos she would transfer my payment at the end of the trip. The other one cried; no dont worry, dont just press ur phone. I need to chat with this guy, he promised to be giving me alerts but its not regular bla bla bla... I need to plug it while i chat....
They argued. They agreed.
The one with 3% got the cord, sat at the front, the other one layed down flat at the back seat and dozed off....
Oh no! This one was receiving calls, bragging about hair price, last alert and next club night. Ok
We got to platinum way, the moment we entered the hotel gate, a request came in. Next rider was in the same hotel. Cool
Next rider called.
"i am at the hotel car park now, u can start coming down" i replied.
Now i ended the current trip, fare was 2300.
We should be done before next rider gets here... For where? Na there wahala start.
The girl wit 1% battery woke up, picked up her phone to do the transfer: phone has died oo!
Quarrel start: "i told u i needed to charge this phone... U see now, how are we gonna do it"....
"U should have asked for the charger on the way but u were sleeping all through".. Bla bla bla
Me: ok, let plug ur phone so it will come up.( A healthy phone should be up in 2 mins max) Phone wouldn't come up.... We waited 2 mins, 3mins 5mins. (this must be the kind of phone u will plug and forget it there when it dies; i thought) Meanwhile the one at the front asked for my acc details and transfered 300. Remaining 2k now. Phone still wouldn't come up
7th minutes! i raised my head, at the other side; a dark slim beautiful chick was standing there. Flat tommy(exposed). Her belly button was on same level with my eyes... I stared for like 5 secs before i realized she was the next rider.
The look on her face: what's happening? Two girls in her taxify already. Huh!
I quickly got out, explained the situation to her and asked her to give us 2 minutes. She agreed.
Got in the car and asked them; is the phone up?
For where....
Ok, i have another rider and that's her waiting. You guys should pay me quickly, cash or so...
"we don't have cash oga"
Me: ok, ur own phone is on, u already transferred 300 to me, would u transfer the 2k remaining then she settles u when her phone comes up?
"oga i don't have up to 2k in the acc" chai
Me: so what do we do? Me rider is waiting...
"oga lets go to the nearest atm and withdraw cash"
Me: i can't leave my next rider here
"ok ask her to go with us so u continue with her from there"
2 minutes gone
I rushed out again, told her the idea. She agreed. And so i wont start the trip yet.
4 of us in the car now. Nearest ATM was 300m. Oh cool. like 10 guys on the queue. Two machines dispensing. This will be fast i thought.
Both girls ran out leaving their bags to join the queue. At this point, they were so uncomfortable and ashamed.
While we wait.... The beautiful rider said to me: i wonder why 2 big girls will go out without having cash. We chat. Laughed. Waited
5mins. 7mins. Queue was slow. Guys doing multiple withdrawals. In my mind i estimated 15 to 20min before their turn.
Rider: oh no! I can't wait anymore, please call them. They shuld com pick their bags i will pay the 2k.
Me: these girls might feel embarrassed and disagree o.
Rider: lets try
One of them was like: are you sure? U really want to pay the fare?
With more shame in their eyes. They picked their stuffs, looking cheap and ordinary this time around. And left without a thank you....
Destination; VGC then computer village ikeja
Fare; 5100
Rider: here is 7000. Wont u dash me the 100? i don't have change.
Me; sure no problems
(this happened last Friday, i have been typing it in bits to give una full gist)
Enjoy the rest of the week... So u owe us drinks for keeping this juicy gist this long... Hahahahha 5 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by cross8701: 4:00pm On May 17, 2018 |
slamstanlee:
My CRAZIEST taxify experience....
Picked 2 talkative girls at Radio Nigeria ikoyi, Destination: platinum way lekki.
One has 1% battery life, the other has 3%...
They asked for my usb cord to charge... I said to them i can spare just one cord, as my phone was on 20% too.
The one with 1% battery said she needed it more cos she would transfer my payment at the end of the trip. The other one cried; no dont worry, dont just press ur phone. I need to chat with this guy, he promised to be giving me alerts but its not regular bla bla bla... I need to plug it while i chat....
They argued. They agreed.
The one with 3% got the cord, sat at the front, the other one layed down flat at the back seat and dozed off....
Oh no! This one was receiving calls, bragging about hair price, last alert and next club night. Ok
We got to platinum way, the moment we entered the hotel gate, a request came in. Next rider was in the same hotel. Cool
Next rider called.
"i am at the hotel car park now, u can start coming down" i replied.
Now i ended the current trip, fare was 2300.
We should be done before next rider gets here... For where? Na there wahala start.
The girl wit 1% battery woke up, picked up her phone to do the transfer: phone has died oo!
Quarrel start: "i told u i needed to charge this phone... U see now, how are we gonna do it"....
"U should have asked for the charger on the way but u were sleeping all through".. Bla bla bla
Me: ok, let plug ur phone so it will come up.( A healthy phone should be up in 2 mins max) Phone wouldn't come up.... We waited 2 mins, 3mins 5mins. (this must be the kind of phone u will plug and forget it there when it dies; i thought) Meanwhile the one at the front asked for my acc details and transfered 300. Remaining 2k now. Phone still wouldn't come up
7th minutes! i raised my head, at the other side; a dark slim beautiful chick was standing there. Flat tommy(exposed). Her belly button was on same level with my eyes... I stared for like 5 secs before i realized she was the next rider.
The look on her face: what's happening? Two girls in her taxify already. Huh!
I quickly got out, explained the situation to her and asked her to give us 2 minutes. She agreed.
Got in the car and asked them; is the phone up?
For where....
Ok, i have another rider and that's her waiting. You guys should pay me quickly, cash or so...
"we don't have cash oga"
Me: ok, ur own phone is on, u already transferred 300 to me, would u transfer the 2k remaining then she settles u when her phone comes up?
"oga i don't have up to 2k in the acc" chai
Me: so what do we do? Me rider is waiting...
"oga lets go to the nearest atm and withdraw cash"
Me: i can't leave my next rider here
"ok ask her to go with us so u continue with her from there"
2 minutes gone
I rushed out again, told her the idea. She agreed. And so i wont start the trip yet.
4 of us in the car now. Nearest ATM was 300m. Oh cool. like 10 guys on the queue. Two machines dispensing. This will be fast i thought.
Both girls ran out leaving their bags to join the queue. At this point, they were so uncomfortable and ashamed.
While we wait.... The beautiful rider said to me: i wonder why 2 big girls will go out without having cash. We chat. Laughed. Waited
5mins. 7mins. Queue was slow. Guys doing multiple withdrawals. In my mind i estimated 15 to 20min before their turn.
Rider: oh no! I can't wait anymore, please call them. They shuld com pick their bags i will pay the 2k.
Me: these girls might feel embarrassed and disagree o.
Rider: lets try
One of them was like: are you sure? U really want to pay the fare?
With more shame in their eyes. They picked their stuffs, looking cheap and ordinary this time around. And left without a thank you....
Destination; VGC then computer village ikeja
Fare; 5100
Rider: here is 7000. Wont u dash me the 100? i don't have change.
Me; sure no problems
(this happened last Friday, i have been typing it in bits to give una full gist)
Enjoy the rest of the week... Totally worth the wait  2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 4:08pm On May 17, 2018 |
chillex8:
There's no where Ifeanyi said balance account.
He said "don't pay for some weeks"
That's OWING. Unless I failed English language. He didn't need to categorically state it. Don't pay because partner owes you. Once the debt is evened out your work ethics/obligation makes u balance account. Abi u wan turn the car to your own ni? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by damidbaer: 4:18pm On May 17, 2018 |
It's perfect now, I already fixed the fault..thanks uote author=chillex8 post=67640956] Have you installed a FDC in your air-conditioning unit. Last time u posted, it vibrates.  [/quote] 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:28pm On May 17, 2018 |
... 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:29pm On May 17, 2018 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 5:36pm On May 17, 2018 |
Chuwaa:
Men nice story and nice experience. If it was Uber, I will just leave the two, give them my account number and after I drop the rider and no alert,I will report, Uber surely refunds Not all the time. Always collect your cash fare. You offered a service, ensure you get paid. 10 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:06pm On May 17, 2018 |
Drivers that showed up are still new. So car is still up. Interested/Experienced drivers should call. Cooladex:
Toks Toyota Camry 2008 for rent
Terms and Conditions
Weekly rental : #35,000
Assurance deposit: 70% of weekly rental or a signed STANDING ORDER at your bank for week rent in case you default.
Penalty for late payment
2 Sure Guarantors must be provided
Prove of work experience in e-hailing platforms not less than 3 Months.
Must be living within the environs of mainland.
Oshodi/Surulere/Onipanu and environs preferably.
Whatsapp: 08060137965. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 17, 2018 |
mistadayo:
Good evening. Please how many days does it take uber to approve an online registration to join uber. I've signed up but yet to do the training . How do j go about the training or is it the YouTube video after registering that is the training? Go to Maryland mall |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 7:39pm On May 17, 2018 |
slamstanlee:
My CRAZIEST taxify experience....
Picked 2 talkative girls at Radio Nigeria ikoyi, Destination: platinum way lekki.
One has 1% battery life, the other has 3%...
They asked for my usb cord to charge... I said to them i can spare just one cord, as my phone was on 20% too.
The one with 1% battery said she needed it more cos she would transfer my payment at the end of the trip. The other one cried; no dont worry, dont just press ur phone. I need to chat with this guy, he promised to be giving me alerts but its not regular bla bla bla... I need to plug it while i chat....
They argued. They agreed.
The one with 3% got the cord, sat at the front, the other one layed down flat at the back seat and dozed off....
Oh no! This one was receiving calls, bragging about hair price, last alert and next club night. Ok
We got to platinum way, the moment we entered the hotel gate, a request came in. Next rider was in the same hotel. Cool
Next rider called.
"i am at the hotel car park now, u can start coming down" i replied.
Now i ended the current trip, fare was 2300.
We should be done before next rider gets here... For where? Na there wahala start.
The girl wit 1% battery woke up, picked up her phone to do the transfer: phone has died oo!
Quarrel start: "i told u i needed to charge this phone... U see now, how are we gonna do it"....
"U should have asked for the charger on the way but u were sleeping all through".. Bla bla bla
Me: ok, let plug ur phone so it will come up.( A healthy phone should be up in 2 mins max) Phone wouldn't come up.... We waited 2 mins, 3mins 5mins. (this must be the kind of phone u will plug and forget it there when it dies; i thought) Meanwhile the one at the front asked for my acc details and transfered 300. Remaining 2k now. Phone still wouldn't come up
7th minutes! i raised my head, at the other side; a dark slim beautiful chick was standing there. Flat tommy(exposed). Her belly button was on same level with my eyes... I stared for like 5 secs before i realized she was the next rider.
The look on her face: what's happening? Two girls in her taxify already. Huh!
I quickly got out, explained the situation to her and asked her to give us 2 minutes. She agreed.
Got in the car and asked them; is the phone up?
For where....
Ok, i have another rider and that's her waiting. You guys should pay me quickly, cash or so...
"we don't have cash oga"
Me: ok, ur own phone is on, u already transferred 300 to me, would u transfer the 2k remaining then she settles u when her phone comes up?
"oga i don't have up to 2k in the acc" chai
Me: so what do we do? Me rider is waiting...
"oga lets go to the nearest atm and withdraw cash"
Me: i can't leave my next rider here
"ok ask her to go with us so u continue with her from there"
2 minutes gone
I rushed out again, told her the idea. She agreed. And so i wont start the trip yet.
4 of us in the car now. Nearest ATM was 300m. Oh cool. like 10 guys on the queue. Two machines dispensing. This will be fast i thought.
Both girls ran out leaving their bags to join the queue. At this point, they were so uncomfortable and ashamed.
While we wait.... The beautiful rider said to me: i wonder why 2 big girls will go out without having cash. We chat. Laughed. Waited
5mins. 7mins. Queue was slow. Guys doing multiple withdrawals. In my mind i estimated 15 to 20min before their turn.
Rider: oh no! I can't wait anymore, please call them. They shuld com pick their bags i will pay the 2k.
Me: these girls might feel embarrassed and disagree o.
Rider: lets try
One of them was like: are you sure? U really want to pay the fare?
With more shame in their eyes. They picked their stuffs, looking cheap and ordinary this time around. And left without a thank you....
Destination; VGC then computer village ikeja
Fare; 5100
Rider: here is 7000. Wont u dash me the 100? i don't have change.
Me; sure no problems
(this happened last Friday, i have been typing it in bits to give una full gist)
Enjoy the rest of the week... Wow! Well done bro.....now u need to pay ur tithe of 20% frm dat fare..i ll send u my acct no..i can help u to remit d tithe.. (na shortest cut be dat ooo)...lolz 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:59pm On May 17, 2018 |
shollywendy1:
Wow! Well done bro.....now u need to pay ur tithe of 20% frm dat fare..i ll send u my acct no..i can help u to remit d tithe.. (na shortest cut be dat ooo)...lolz 10%... By month end na |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lillyontop(m): 8:06pm On May 17, 2018 |
If you an uber/taxify Rider and have been into it for 6 months to 1 year looking for a car for hire purchase you can call these no 09074199036 or what's app 08032965542 let's talk please only serious minded people thank you |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 8:19pm On May 17, 2018 |
slamstanlee:
10%... By month end na 10% for d supreme one., and another 10% for d . .............. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 8:22pm On May 17, 2018 |
shollywendy1:
10% for d supreme one., and another 10% for d . .............. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by stacyadams: 8:38pm On May 17, 2018 |
mistadayo:
Is tax identification number compulsory when registering on uber yes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mistadayo(m): 8:44pm On May 17, 2018 |
Thanks for replying. Please can I use someone's tax Identificationnumber because I don't have. stacyadams:
yes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by stacyadams: 8:51pm On May 17, 2018 |
mistadayo:
Thanks for replying. Please can I use someone's tax Identificationnumber because I don't have. am not sure bro..just go to surulere LIRS and pay token so u get ur Tin number ..I think it's a personal thing though some one advised going to FIRS .ur choice bro |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kneo: 9:00pm On May 17, 2018 |
mistadayo:
Thanks for replying. Please can I use someone's tax Identificationnumber because I don't have. stacyadams:
am not sure bro..just go to surulere LIRS and pay token so u get ur Tin number ..I think it's a personal thing though some one advised going to FIRS .ur choice bro Google FIRS office closest to you. It is FREE. Go with photocopy of your drivers licence ( front and back). |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dnevasaynevaguy: 9:01pm On May 17, 2018 |
I am looking for who will manage my tokunbo toyota camry 07 for Uber.
Any fleet management services available?
Please reply if you are the one |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by waks1(m): 9:02pm On May 17, 2018 |
mistadayo:
Thanks for replying. Please can I use someone's tax Identificationnumber because I don't have. Just input some numbers there as far as it allows u to proceed, u dont necessarily have to go all the way to register for TIN. No one is checking the genuiness. Dont stress urself. Dats how i did mine. 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:04pm On May 17, 2018 |
waks1:
Just input some numbers there as far as it allows u to proceed, u dont necessarily have to go all the way to register for TIN. No one is checking the genuiness. Dont stress urself. Dats how i did mine.
Lazy Nigerian yoot. Will you transmit out of here 5 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 17, 2018 |
... 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 9:43pm On May 17, 2018 |
This is a general announcement to all potential investors in the uber/ taxify forum.. I hope you people are reading the lessons these forum has to offer.. I hope that you are paying attention to others people mistake .. A friend of mine just buzz me up just now.. A total of two of his drivers are now owning him close 50k.. Collect your assurance deposit.. If a uber driver does not want to put down is assurance deposit, please let him go o,dont let any drivers use you and dump you.. Read and read, if u can't get assurance deposit, it is better for the car to sit till you find a good driver. Also before you give your car to any fleet coy or management team.. Do your research very well , if you don't know what to do .. Ask people on the forum, we have a few reputable fleet coy... don't fall victim to any uber drivers ..learn from others 1 Like 
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:48pm On May 17, 2018 |
lillyontop:
If you’re a you an uber/taxify Driver Rider and have been into it for 6 months to 1 year looking for a car on for hire purchase you can call these no 09074199036 or WhatsApp what's app 08032965542 let's talk please only serious minded people thank you |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bronks9174: 11:28pm On May 17, 2018 |
Guys pls where can I get original kyb suspension for sake in Lagos?? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dollarhome(m): 11:41pm On May 17, 2018 |
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Everybody get wetin dey do them. This chairman own na grammar 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doublecheck: 12:21am On May 18, 2018 |
AllGadgetsNG:
Monitor your car battery voltage/alternator charging voltage with this device. 2K only. 09055927540, 07066697724. How do I get this? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:53am On May 18, 2018 |
dollarhome:
Everybody get wetin dey do them. This chairman own na grammar Boss, no be like that. If you see something wrong and you can help kindly do. The op was asking for experienced Rider instead of Driver so helping him/her make the necessary corrections to get the message delivered to the right person shouldn’t be misinterpreted. Thanks 6 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by akaynezi: 6:59am On May 18, 2018 |
dru23:
This is a general announcement to all potential investors in the uber/ taxify forum.. I hope you people are reading the lessons these forum has to offer.. I hope that you are paying attention to others people mistake .. A friend of mine just buzz me up just now.. A total of two of his drivers are now owning him close 50k.. Collect your assurance deposit.. If a uber driver does not want to put down is assurance deposit, please let him go o,dont let any drivers use you and dump you.. Read and read, if u can't get assurance deposit, it is better for the car to sit till you find a good driver. Also before you give your car to any fleet coy or management team.. Do your research very well , if you don't know what to do .. Ask people on the forum, we have a few reputable fleet coy... don't fall victim to any uber drivers ..learn from others
Please can you recommend a reputable fleet coy for me? Thanks in anticipation. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:33am On May 18, 2018 |
akaynezi:
Please can you recommend a reputable fleet coy for me? Thanks in anticipation. Try carshopper.. He manages for people and he is on the forum Read the terms and conditions before you sign the dotted line.... 2 Likes |
