capital? I guess that's where the dollard is

Is it right to ask a person "how was your night"?

Night journey in Nigeria is a risk

risk everything and you will be successful

"Successful" is a major adjective that qualifies Real Madrid

Madrid thinking and forming to winning the UEFA champions league for the third consecutive time back to back but I tell you Liverpool will stop them just like levente did to barcelona stopping their unbeaten run

Run again! Run again! Buhari's mind keeps telling him.

Him as person should consider his age and health first

First Bank is one of the most reliable banks in Nigeria, not an advert please.

Please am I the only one tired of this country

Country? More like a forced wedlock of hyenas and antelopes.
Dullard Lugard would go down in history as one of the dullest brits in history.
He exuberantly created a classical 'monkey dey work, baboon dey chop' hegemony, thus, promulgating his stupidity to the world.
I therefore posit that we adopt a governance system similar to that of switzerland.

Cum and be going y'all it has do

Do anything you like the life is yours

Yours faithfully.

Switzerland is a mountainous Central European country, home to numerous lakes, villages and the high peaks of the Alps. Its cities contain medieval quarters, with landmarks. The country is also known for its ski resorts and hiking trails. Banking and finance are key industries, and Swiss watches and chocolate are world renowned.

Renowned baby maker like my dick

Dick is an English language euphemism used for a variety of slang purposes, some generally considered vulgar.

Vulgar is a Latin word meaning "common" or lacking of sophistication or good taste

taste and see that the Lord is good.

Good riddance to Chelsea from the Champions League

League of champions

champions we shall all be when we work hard and smart

Smart phones are modern mobile phones that performs multiple functions similar to that of a computer

Computer laptop is what i use to watch porn when i want to mastubate

Marsturbate when you feel the need. it's safer than unprotected sex

Sex is life

Life looks so funny that we cannot understand, we live today, tomorrow we die, what is the meaning of life?

Life is just an illusion jor, It's like a lamp in a windy desert.

desert is a dry and lonely place; life is liken to a flower which is fresh and blossoming in the morning but at sunset it withers and dried off, only what's done for Christ will last.

Last supper; the dinner event where Jesus showed us the communion template before proceeding to pay the most expensive price ever - death on the cross for our sins... do this in remembrance of me...

Me; a name I call myself... saved by grace

Grace of God that appeared to all men is Jesus Christ; this grace is needed to cheat not again.