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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Lightening: 6:23am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


There were reports of impotent men decieving sisters into marriage only to discover that the man can not perform. Tbere have also been cases where it was claimed that some brides did not have sex organs only diacobered on the wedding night. Those okobo one second men that lie and hide their true medical status will be the ones to fear.

And sisters with hole wider than river Niger will be the ones to jubilate.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 6:25am On May 22, 2018
post=67760050:
A very good and welcome development.....

Are you well?

Haven't pentecostal pastors been encouraging members not to go to hospitals for ailments but rather pay their tithes and contribute on church offerings for better health and prosperity? Now we know they've been scamming them all this while!
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by back2sender: 6:25am On May 22, 2018
To weed out the bobrisky in sheep clothing.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Lightening: 6:29am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


Maddam? Threatened? I just corrected your ignorance and you say I am threatened? Hahahaha you must be a very poor student if you think that because I did not turn the tables and bash women means I am threatened. LOL.

You betrayed your fear in your numerous replies. You are obviously worried that body count might be revealed somehow. Go through them again. No ill feelings pls
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 6:30am On May 22, 2018
afos002:
It is a very good development. So that when they are praying concerning bareness, they would know the right prayer to pray to God.

Praying to God? For what exactly? If the prayers like you mentioned are supposed to make a barren become fertile, then why the hospital order from adebotif? It therefore means the church head does not believe in God. Simple.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 6:34am On May 22, 2018
SirBunky85:
senseless
Why? Where is your own sense, I bet you got none?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by delishpot: 6:35am On May 22, 2018
Lightening:


You betrayed your fear in your numerous replies. You are obviously worried that body count might be revealed somehow. Go through them again. No ill feelings pls

If that idea rocks your boat then by all means bask in it. grin Unfortunately the desire to bash women is strong so you choose to see what you want to see. The text is self explanatory. I never read where they said it was designed to check if any of the party was a virgin or to check how much sex they ( "she" since you love to shame the woman in this case) has had. But its okay. Lets agree with you so that your joy shall be full this beautiful morning. grin

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by delishpot: 6:38am On May 22, 2018
Lightening:


And sisters with hole wider than river Niger will be the ones to jubilate.

Whatever rocks yoir boat young man grin grin
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by omartins(m): 6:40am On May 22, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Fake News

Already in every news.

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Lightening: 6:42am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


If that idea rocks your boat then by all means bask in it. grin Unfortunately the desire to bash women is strong so you choose to see what you want to see. The text is self explanatory. I never read where they said it was designed to check if any of the party was a virgin or to check how much sex they ( "she" since you love to shame the woman in this case) has had. But its okay. Lets agree with you so that your joy shall be full this beautiful morning. grin

Poor emotional blackmail. I never mentioned women in my original post. My follow up comment was the consequence of your alluding that it was men with dysfunctional/small blokos that have anything to worry about. Leave 'women' out of this.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 6:45am On May 22, 2018
Adegbenro7643:
To me, I think this is more of fishing out the 'lakiriboto' crewtongue
Many husbands have found themselves in unwelcoming situations whereby they had to spend much money on genital operations, let's say Vaginismus.
Women too tend to waste more time enduring their hubbies' impotence. The reasons for the new order cannot be overlooked.

May God save us all

And what should happen to those supposed "lackeys", they should leave the church (since the church will never wed them) or go hang abi? If the church is truly what it should be, act on and believe in the power of prayers, why can't they pray over it? Oh I forgot, Rccg is a business institution and the head does not believe in the power of God. Now we know them and what they stand for.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Afec1000givers: 6:46am On May 22, 2018
why now! has our genital miracle oil finished? daddy G.O please Tell the heavenly daddy to heal all the daddies and mummies genital problems. thanks daddy G.O

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by chuckjonesautos: 6:47am On May 22, 2018
HappyPagan:
I like what God is using Adeboye to do in this country. Such a great man of God.

His thoughts mask the voice of God. With faith, he has turned adults to robots, convincing them they will be punished if they ever call him stupid. I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.

May God continue to raise great liars, sorry prophets, that will continue to tax our foolishness and docility. Ramen.


Lol!
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by delishpot: 6:52am On May 22, 2018
Lightening:


Poor emotional blackmail. I never mentioned women in my original post. My follow up comment was the consequence of your alluding that it was men with dysfunctional/small blokos that have anything to worry about. Leave 'women' out of this.

Yes. Men and women who have no ability to consumate their marriage and in some instances who even have had accidents or are naturally born with next to no sexual organs. Why is it cool and fun to call out women and their mischief but then when men are called out tbe person is tagged a threatened person? I am sure if I had said women are whores and the church should do even more to expose them; you would have agreed and shared my post. Hahaha. Anyhoe, you memtioned where I said the test is not for virginity but to check if sex can be performed. That was your first mention and I wonder why you picked on that one and why you think women with vagonas as wide as river niger should fear the test. Once again .... it is mot a test to see how sexially active the intending couples were in the past!!!
. Many men are impotent and they hid this info from their wives until the wedding night. Some are not sexual at all but just do it once and thats all. The church is tired of the complains and seek to address the issue . I was a redeemed member and I support the move. If it hurts you that I called out men.... then you will be hurt for a long time because I still stand by my words.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by ollah2: 6:55am On May 22, 2018
Empiree:
Christians, I take hat for una. Your hypocrisy stings everyday. See your responses as if "Virginity Test" is no big deal?.

But was is not last year or about 3 yrs ago someone posted similar article about virginity test being conducted in one of these Arabic countries or maybe Afghanistan?. You guys' reactions were totally different. You tagged islam with it and called them "barbaric, backward, 6 century mentality, carmel pee lickers" and all sorts of negative names.

Here we are today. See your reactions?. I can't believe I am reading christians saying "this is good development". Chai !!!

Hypocrisy is dramacrazy


Na now you know them. When it suits their narrative then it's a welcome development but hell would let loose if same was done by a Muslim

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by duality(m): 7:00am On May 22, 2018
tomdon:
Nice one
I notice that the church is one of the hardest places to find a virgin of marriageable age.
After they don nack finish, the church is the place of solace for those sleaky sisters
Bless you sisturrrr

So where is the easiest place.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 7:00am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


There were reports of impotent men decieving sisters into marriage only to discover that the man can not perform. Tbere have also been cases where it was claimed that some brides did not have sex organs only diacobered on the wedding night. Those okobo one second men that lie and hide their true medical status will be the ones to fear.

Which kind story be dis, woman no get sex organ, how? Can the parents of such woman be that wicked to the unsuspecting groom? Impossicant!
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by holyfather(m): 7:02am On May 22, 2018
This is not about virginity, not about virility...
It's a genital test,to check the genitals.
Some folks are hermaphrodites for instance, some have other genital deformities which they keep from their partners until they're wedded. And they already knew the church wouldn't readily opt for a divorce.
Marriages have crashed based on that , so the church decided to look into the matter.

Nairalanders think of nothing else but virginity, testing, how long you last bla bla bla... And it's none of that!

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by delishpot: 7:07am On May 22, 2018
AlanSugar:


Which kind story be dis, woman no get sex organ, how? Can the parents of such woman be that wicked to the unsuspecting groom? Impossicant!

Well some are born deformed some were circumcised and some had accidents ie fire burn. But because this is rare with women men will make a higher percentage of the defaulters. Eh, I wish all intending couples the best.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by holyfather(m): 7:08am On May 22, 2018
AlanSugar:


Which kind story be dis, woman no get sex organ, how? Can the parents of such woman be that wicked to the unsuspecting groom? Impossicant!
Who says the parents are party to such?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by onyxo76(m): 7:08am On May 22, 2018
I attend Rccg and I have not heard of this new development, so how does this test work
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 7:14am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


Well some are born deformed some were circumcised and some had accidents ie fire burn. But because this is rare with women men will make a higher percentage of the defaulters. Eh, I wish all intending couples the best.

Yah yah, not doubting the circumstances of occurrence leading to the said deformities but question : can the bride's parents be party to such conspiracy of silence till.... "oh lala, what dafouque"...! No be laffing matter ooh!
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by willibounce1(m): 7:15am On May 22, 2018
How will they test it? Please let them employ me to test the ladies...will a towtow wideness test be done as well for all those girls wey don phuck their lives throway
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AlanSugar(m): 7:18am On May 22, 2018
holyfather:

Who says the parents are party to such?

I said so cus if the bride's parents, being aware of their child's deformity do not ask the groom such simple question as... "I hope you find your fiancée satisfying in all ramifications...." this should absolve them from any future blame should the olodo guy fail to understand. Don't you think?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by AtYourCervix: 7:26am On May 22, 2018
delishpot:


Yes. Men and women who have no ability to consumate their marriage and in some instances who even have had accidents or are naturally born with next to no sexual organs. Why is it cool and fun to call out women and their mischief but then when men are called out tbe person is tagged a threatened person? I am sure if I had said women are whores and the church should do even more to expose them; you would have agreed and shared my post. Hahaha. Anyhoe, you memtioned where I said the test is not for virginity but to check if sex can be performed. That was your first mention and I wonder why you picked on that one and why you think women with vagonas as wide as river niger should fear the test. Once again .... it is mot a test to see how sexially active the intending couples were in the past!!!
. Many men are impotent and they hid this info from their wives until the wedding night. Some are not sexual at all but just do it once and thats all. The church is tired of the complains and seek to address the issue . I was a redeemed member and I support the move. If it hurts you that I called out men.... then you will be hurt for a long time because I still stand by my words.

Are you female for real?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 7:27am On May 22, 2018
I have witnessed a case were the man didnt tell the lady that he is impotent. Lady discovered the night after the wedding, and three days after the wedding she went back to the pastor and asked him to unjoin them.

Let both the intended bride and groom carry out the test, those of them that feel only a lady has issues der will also know that some men have bigger problems.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by boyjo: 7:28am On May 22, 2018
HappyPagan:
I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.



AT THE HOSPITAL, just the way people do pap smear test, sperm count etc
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by MuttleyLaff: 7:33am On May 22, 2018
BAVOSKI:
Mumu, must you be the first person to say rubbish

omartins:
Already in every news.
O pari
The End ni opin cinema
SMH
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by stonemasonn: 7:48am On May 22, 2018
keepingmum:
All those men with non existent non functioning blokos that ll lie and decieve sisters into marriage with the hope that they ll endure "for better for worse" ish......no more hiding place.

Next the churches should do, is insist the man masturbates and should take atleast 5mins doing dt b4 cuming to rid off these 20 second men that cannot even satisfy their wives yet their libido is as high as buharis taste and desire for power
But brother, 80% of church going are 20 seconds men, how do you want their ladies to get married?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 7:52am On May 22, 2018
rubbish, just let the intending couples have premarital sex,stop deceiving people.
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by kense88: 8:09am On May 22, 2018
HappyPagan:
I like what God is using Adeboye to do in this country. Such a great man of God.

His thoughts mask the voice of God. With faith, he has turned adults to robots, convincing them they will be punished if they ever call him stupid. I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.

May God continue to raise great liars, sorry prophets, that will continue to tax our foolishness and docility. Ramen.

Lol. Have they tested adeboye daughter ?
Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Lomprico2: 8:30am On May 22, 2018
OboOlora:
So who will be doing the testing?

Good question!

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