Yyeske:
Yes, your age mate na.
Before you divert, have you gotten my name and street address, I want my shop address too.
I just remembered, you said I live at St Michael's church street, Nkpor and all your informants from madam tallest to your guy to Obiageli teacher don't know my name yet.
Let me help you, when you get to the street again, after mama Ngozi's shop, ask of me from the Aboki guy after her, if he doesn't know, go to papa Chinedu's shop by the right and ask. If he doesn't know, walk down two Nepa poles and ask of madam stainless and ask of me, if she's confused go to the end of the street and ask of Oga landlord and ask.
Before you leave your imaginary street, you'd know my name and other informations.

BeijinDossier:
Ok, maybe I should upload your pictures here for them to see who you are.

Malawian:

Chino, I get enough of your collections, Especially those special ones from Nedu02

Malawian:
Onye ara. These ones wont help Yyeske remember me. Look for pictures over 20 years old.
Meanwhile, your collections dey my cafe computer, so tomorrow, we go ball.

BeijinDossier:
Ekene i still have about 10 other collections. Do you need more?

BeijinDossier:
Haba..why not post the current ones if the ones i posted are not current. Ugly mofo

Malawian:

www.facebook.com/malawian

Malawian:
Chino, you go do wawajump tomorrow.

BeijinDossier:
Ok oo..as a peaceful person i await your command.

Malawian:

So you never still remeber me? loz. You go bow when you realize who i be.

Ejanla07:



dis guy is not Igbo. we all kno u live in Anambra but dude. u r not igbo take it or leave it

BeijinDossier:
Ok, maybe I should upload your pictures here for them to see who you are.

Yyeske:
That one thinks he's smart enough, never knew he wasn't but an IPOB supporter

Malawian:

You don dey confess abi? Hehehehehe

Yyeske, you know me very well, but you don forget. Last time wey we see na almost 20 years ago.

Is Papa Chinedu that man that also does Manual Laundry Services in th compound opposite the shop/room apartment?

BeijinDossier:
Ekene, oya if you think that is chino post it. This ones I posted will last for 20mins before I take it down so that people can view it properly. Copy: Yyesk

Malawian:
Onye ara. These ones wont help Yyeske remember me. Look for pictures over 20 years old.
Meanwhile, your collections dey my cafe computer, so tomorrow, we go ball.

Malawian:

www.facebook.com/malawian

BeijinDossier:
Lol..no mind Ekene, na poor ugly old man.

Yyeske:
Hmmm, ok since they can't help you. Contact daddy Emeka on St John's street, the next street adjacent to St Michael's church street and if he's forgotten, ask mama Chinyaka selling bread along same street and if she doesn't remember me nor my name, ask from mummy kosiso and mummy somadina selling Kai Kai and the rest where you visit frequently, ask their customers too, somebody must know me na.

Malawian:

Chai. Are not in the least interested in knowing how i identified you? like i said, those pictures wont and surely didn't help you remember me. For someone who claims he does not know St. Michael Church street, he is busy listing all the neighbours and neighbourhood therein. LWKMD.

Yyeske:
I was trying to rope you in and you fell for it, ntoorr!
Tell Nairalanders and especially those living in Nkpor where we have a St Michael's church street anywhere, how much more being adjacent to a St John's street?
Waiting...... you must tell Nairalanders tonight where both streets are located in Nkpor and the closeness.
Use your brain next time when dealing with Yyeske.

Malawian:


Chai. Am not really particular about knowing your name for now, but remember i know details about you. Like Teacher obiageli usually dropped her keys in your shop.

Yyeske you dull o. Honestly by now you suppose don remember me. When i come nkpor next time, i go try track you. Michael church street used to be known as "old market road". It is a narrow street, the first by your left if going from Nkpor junction to that overhead bridge at Nkpor Market. Except if i didnt get the name of the saint properly, but you lived at IKB compound, downstairs, last shop that also serves as your accommodation.

Yyeske:
Enough entertainment for tonight, you won't kill me with laughter abeg.
OK, old market road Nkpor is now St Michael's church street, you didn't get the name of the saint properly too? Soon you'll tell us it's St Paul church road. Lol.
Nkpor residents we need your help here please. Just tell us that's where you stay and no qualms.
Meanwhile, how is your imaginary old market road, now St Michael's church street Nkpor adjacent to St John's street?

See your life, you talk with full assertion but when asked to be precise, amnesia sets in.