CarlosTheJackal:
She is a woman.

She might be 53 but she types like a 23 year old .


We donate her to you as a love offering.

She is celebrating Children's day today to show you that she has the heart of a child.





Please Love her forever

hahahahahahaha, i like dis guy. ur reponses are epic i swear

BankeSmalls:
Goodluck Jonathan is a president who can even rule the USA. Honest, gentle, kind and cared for the whole country.

Goodluck built too many projects, including roads in Daura and almajirin schools in more than 500 northern towns and villages.

Goodluck Jonathan fought for justice, equity and fairness all his days at Aso rock and made sure of press freedom. FOI bill is a testament to that.

In Bayelsa state last week, police opened fire and killed over 10 persons just because they protested in a university, this cannot happen under Jonathan.

Lies from the pits of hades!

No American president would carry the whole of the executive branch of the government to Israel many time ask God to help them keep their loots.

No American president would go round Churches and kneel down before charlatans for election favours.

No American president will go to Kano to dance when the country is on fire. Nigeria's Nero?

No American president would sit by and allow his illiterate wife to run the country aground without restraint.

No American president would loot the country's treasury or allow his appointees to do so.

No American president would be bold enough to tell Americans that "stealing is not corruption "

No American president would be informed that the treasury is being looted and would not investigate it but say another country would know if money is missing.

An American president would have apologised for his mismanagement of the country to the extent that the first lady was caught with her hand in the cookie jar. He didn't even know (and they live in the same house and sleep on the same bed).

No American president would tell his people who are being attacked by terrorists that it is their turn to suffer terrorism.

No American president would allow his officials access to the country's Central Bank and use same as their personal piggy bank.

No American president would be told that the country's armed forces needed better weapons to fight insurgency but would turn round to whine and claim that the insurgency was targeted at him because he was a christian and a minority.

The woman is right, GEJ was the most incompetent president in Nigeria's history.

maestroferddi:
She is right because your brain is on shut down mode...

Jonathan should have applied the national treasury to make Bayelsa State look like New York because he hails from Bayelsa, abi?

I have said it countless times, most Buhari supporters are intellectually retarded.

You terrible lot admire this madness Buhari is perpetrating in the name of nepotism and favouring his part of the country because he calls the shots.

A basic question you cannot answer is whether Buhari would remain in power perpetually. What will happen to his side of the country when power shifts to another part of the country and whoever is power decides to exclude where Buhari hails from?

Wouldn't the so-called gain/strides they are enjoying now become baseless by then?

Wise people cherish/uphold fairness and equity because they know that power is essentially transient.

With the amount of funds in his disposal during his time I have no option than to conclude on this. I am not and can never be a buharist but Jonathan was a mass failure.... Buhari still has a year to run and he can still clear his fuckups to a large extend but Jonathan case is concluded. Even the road to his village is a disaster and buhari is currently repairing it for him.....he whom much is given much is expected..... The highest value of crude was during his tenure but what happened? The governors and political appointees where packing it home like their birth rights...
I worked for the return of Jonathan both on the field and with my finances but to be frank with u and my self for now he is the worse.....he had 6yrs in leadership and buhari just took 3yrs so I cannot judge them on final note.

What is this one saying

BankeSmalls:
Goodluck Jonathan is a president who can even rule the USA. Honest, gentle, kind and cared for the whole country.

Goodluck built too many projects, including roads in Daura and almajirin schools in more than 500 northern towns and villages.

Goodluck Jonathan fought for justice, equity and fairness all his days at Aso rock and made sure of press freedom. FOI bill is a testament to that.

In Bayelsa state last week, police opened fire and killed over 10 persons just because they protested in a university, this cannot happen under Jonathan.

Paperwhite:
Jonathan sacrificed so much for the north in developmental projects(esp.Almajiri Schools,Fed.University Dutsin-Ma Kastina) & appointments even @ the expense of his own people.
However what have Buhari given Nigeria today? Tell I pray thee;Nepotism,favoritism,promotion of mediocrity,legalization of corruption,Islamic fanatism,economic disaster, marauding/killer fulani herdsmen etc.
Buhari have no legacy after him even after leaving govt as military head of state.No chair,educational or humanitarian venture to his credit.
Such a shame.So the joke is on this shameless palm wine bibbler Laurretta Onuochie of a woman & her clueless & useless Buhari oga.

No @paperwhite you are wrong on all score. You are once again misleading Nigerians.

Buhari's government oozes transparency and accountability.

Buhari's government is the most open and honest in Nigeria's history.

Buhari's government is the most stable and progressive in Nigeria's history.

Buhari's government is the most trusted and dependable government in Nigeria's history for HONEST and HARDWORKING citizens only.

Buhari's government has saved the country from recession which the despicable PDP administration plunged her and is nursing her on the path of growth.

Buhari's government has increased our external reserve from PDP's zero reserve to more than $45 Billion.

Buhari's government has reduced debt to GDP ratio.

Buhari's government has reduced national borrowing and debt servicing.

Buhari's government is taking back our commonwealth that was stolen by the yam eaters and he should be supported by all RATIONAL and RIGHT THINKING Nigerians!

babaniyen1:
What is this one saying

He's saying the truth. Have you ever wondered why despite all the hate speeches and accusations from APC, GEJ is still being respected worldwide?

megamank:

With the amount of funds in his disposal during his time I have no option than to conclude on this. I am not and can never be a buharist but Jonathan was a mass failure.... Buhari still has a year to run and he can still clear his fuckups to a large extend but Jonathan case is concluded. Even the road to his village is a disaster and buhari is currently repairing it for him.....he whom much is given much is expected..... The highest value of crude was during his tenure but what happened? The governors and political appointees where packing it home like their birth rights...
I worked for the return of Jonathan both on the field and with my finances but to be frank with u and my self for now he is the worse.....he had 6yrs in leadership and buhari just took 3yrs so I cannot judge them on final note.

Stop deluding yourself.

You are incorrigible APC camp follower or else you would have been able to sift the wheat from the chaff in figuring out that the assertion that Buhari is fixing Jonathan's village/town is cheap political propaganda for which APC have achieved infamy.

I have pity for you since you appear to have outsourced you capacity to think to iconoclastic elements who embrace falsehood as a culture.

katsina produced the most satanic nigeria president
e no go better for lauretta

BankeSmalls:
Goodluck Jonathan is a president who can even rule the USA. Honest, gentle, kind and cared for the whole country.

Goodluck built too many projects, including roads in Daura and almajirin schools in more than 500 northern towns and villages.

Goodluck Jonathan fought for justice, equity and fairness all his days at Aso rock and made sure of press freedom. FOI bill is a testament to that.

In Bayelsa state last week, police opened fire and killed over 10 persons just because they protested in a university, this cannot happen under Jonathan.

I agree with you in all. .but of the protest n killings i doubt, it was dickson that order the police. .

maestroferddi:
Stop deluding yourself.

You are incorrigible APC camp follower or else you would have been able to sift the wheat from the chaff in figuring out that the assertion that Buhari is fixing Jonathan's village/town is cheap political propaganda for which APC have achieved infamy.

I have pity for you since you appear to have outsourced you capacity to think to iconoclastic elements who embrace falsehood as a culture.

Look at u...who looks deceived? What has support Jonathan done for me or u? Jonathan is worse compared to other that have ruled I will access buhari when he finishes his tenure like ur master did....u don't call the full scores of a football match till after the final whistle....buhari can still spring surprises due to his reelection bid....one year is short but long also

This unfortunate sense eluded idiot called Lauretta again?

saaron:
So says the slave of a two time world champion in RECESSION.

Fellow Bayelsans, use your PVC wisely and give buhari a deserved reply in 2019 for insulting your beloved state.
Long live Bayelsa!
Long live Freedom!!

as if they voted for Buhari before

Ubijus1:
Lauretta Onochie said this on twitter while reminding Bayelsa state indigenes that President Buhari is carrying out some road projects in their state. Read what she wrote below...

http://wakanda.ng/bayelsa-state-produced-worst-president-history-nigeria-lauretta-onochie/

Lauretta Onochie am not surprised by your utterances , I don’t expect anything good from you.
You can never be better than your master.

So, this woman is still alive?

CarlosTheJackal:
Lauretta that couldn't get a husband for the past 53 years has an opinion.


She is a disgrace to Ubulu Ukwu people in Delta state

So this Lauretta of a Woman is from Ubulu ukwu?What has she done for Ubulu ukwu people?

MazuguZugudu1:


Lies from the pits of hades!

No American president would carry the whole of the executive branch of the government to Israel many time ask God to help them keep their loots.

No American president would go round Churches and kneel down before charlatans for election favours.

No American president will go to Kano to dance when the country is on fire. Nigeria's Nero?

No American president would sit by and allow his illiterate wife to run the country aground without restraint.

No American president would loot the country's treasury or allow his appointees to do so.

No American president would be bold enough to tell Americans that "stealing is not corruption "

No American president would be informed that the treasury is being looted and would not investigate it but say another country would know if money is missing.

An American president would have apologised for his mismanagement of the country to the extent that the first lady was caught with her hand in the cookie jar. He didn't even know (and they live in the same house and sleep on the same bed).

No American president would tell his people who are being attacked by terrorists that it is their turn to suffer terrorism.

No American president would allow his officials access to the country's Central Bank and use same as their personal piggy bank.

No American president would be told that the country's armed forces needed better weapons to fight insurgency but would turn round to whine and claim that the insurgency was targeted at him because he was a christian and a minority.

The woman is right, GEJ was the most incompetent president in Nigeria's history.

All this government and it's apologists know best is GEJ.

performance ::::zero

Safety of lives and property ::::::zero

Long-term economic development planning ::::::zero.

GEJ today

OBJ. Tomorrow


Lol.

Since its coming from the ruling party its not hate speech.

modik:


All this government and it's apologists know best is GEJ.

performance ::::zero

Safety of lives and property ::::::zero

Long-term economic development planning ::::::zero.

GEJ today

OBJ. Tomorrow


Lol.

I am prepared to debate with you on objective facts using the parameters highlighted by you i.e 1. Performance 2. security of lives and properties 3. Long term economic plan.

You will also have the luxury of choosing ANY past administration you would like to compare Buhari's government with.

The ball is in your Court.

Let's go...

Hurray!!!! she has crawled out of her hole again to make a mockery of our collective sensibilities. Rubbish.

If you ask me,GEJ is and will always be the president This country has ever produced,he stood for equity and fairness.

CarlosTheJackal:
Lauretta that couldn't get a husband for the past 53 years has an opinion.


She is a disgrace to Ubulu Ukwu people in Delta state

Mr. Man, deal with the issue not the person. Why are u pained by the way.... na ur Papa?

mrAlhaji:
If you ask me,GEJ is and will always be the president This country has ever produced,he stood for equity and fairness.

Equity in sharing the loot or what? Someone who destroyed one of the most powerful political parties in Africa.....why do u like celebrating failures? U no get shame?

This she-goat is a slowpoke sha. So GEJ is now the worst President because of road projects. Come to Ogun State & you won't believe Obasanjo really came from here. Foolish woman!

BankeSmalls:
Goodluck Jonathan is a president who can even rule the USA. Honest, gentle, kind and cared for the whole country.

Goodluck built too many projects, including roads in Daura and almajirin schools in more than 500 northern towns and villages.

Goodluck Jonathan fought for justice, equity and fairness all his days at Aso rock and made sure of press freedom. FOI bill is a testament to that.

In Bayelsa state last week, police opened fire and killed over 10 persons just because they protested in a university, this cannot happen under Jonathan.

Are u serious? So 500 almajiri schools, roads in Daura and FOI Bill is all his achievements that qualifies him to rule USA? U are a lazy youth.

CarlosTheJackal:
Lauretta that couldn't get a husband for the past 53 years has an opinion.


She is a disgrace to Ubulu Ukwu people in Delta state

So the woman is from my Delta state?

Indeed so. Fortunatus! He was absent all the while he was President. If anyone was present it had to be his half-educated, thoroughly Ill-mannered, National embarrassment and bull-in-a-Chinashop of a wife who was as shamelessly corrupt as they come!

CarlosTheJackal:
Lauretta that couldn't get a husband for the past 53 years has an opinion.


She is a disgrace to Ubulu Ukwu people in Delta state

Guy u r mouthed..............be careful sha, she is a nairalander with Ugenekenu as her moniker.

odinga1of:


Guy u r mouthed..............be careful sha, she is a nairalander with Ugenekenu as her moniker.

she is not the one rather that moniker real name is Ogbonna. He has been busted here

megamank:

Look at u...who looks deceived? What has support Jonathan done for me or u? Jonathan is worse compared to other that have ruled I will access buhari when he finishes his tenure like ur master did....u don't call the full scores of a football match till after the final whistle....buhari can still spring surprises due to his reelection bid....one year is short but long also

Stop wasting my time...

Using your analogy... If your teaming has conceded 10 goals with scoring any in reply with ten minutes remaining, what do you do?

Will make any sense hoping against hope that by some freak miracle, the opposing will score ten own goals in the next seven minutes so that you can earn an undeserved draw or an improbable victory?

Or would you effect requisite substitutions, yanking off the Loris Kariuses in your team, who by the way were not supposed to be there in the first place, and bring in astute players to do some damage limitations so that you wouldn't earn yourself a slot in the Guinness Book Records for unprecedented failure/incompetence?

Are you the proverbial tree that stands in situ even when the hewer makes no attempt to hide the machete with which it will be felled...

CarlosTheJackal:
madridguy wants an Igbo woman for a wife but goes silent when he sees our ada Igbo who at 53 is still an eligible spinster

Omenka of Benue State must be a suitable husband for Lauretta Onochie - NgeneUkwenu.

madridguy:
I reject it for Sai Baba, baba joystick cannot turn any honeypot except of Hajia, baba na discipline man. And as for me, how old I be wey I go marry person wey senior me with over 2 decades see my hands, na money and children I wan take carry.

But wetin you take offend those Nairaland people linking you up to Laury?

She is absolutely right, Benue State produced the ugliest woman in Lauretta........