A Facebook user Scofied Idehen has written a short, precise and true life of a Yahoo Boy, You get the money, By blood, You get a Slay queen, a Babymama, An iphone 8, live in a Porch Apartment, Only to Die the Next day, Sad,, But this is true, no other words could have described it better. he shared the photo above and captioned:

“YAHOO BOY While sitting at my window today trying to comprehend the amount of responsibility on my shoulders I heard a boy say: If I was a YAHOO BOY� Living in a porch apartment with a slay queen to wipe the codeine out of my mouth with a kiss while I breeze off to see my baby mama in my new 4matic my oyibo client just sent money for recently.

I will chill in a 5star hotel where people are paid to smile when they see me taking selfie at the hotel lobby why my father age wheels down my bag to a waiting room with a new catch lying on the couch just so she could cash out some of those notes�� I would live a dream life even for a few minute with my hair style looking like I just woke up from a 1year coma.
I will run and hide from the law enforcement agency and hide my iPhone 8 whenever I see an hilux, just so you know, it part of the thrill, the main thing that makes it all fun and when I am caught………… #thisisnigeria #POS #transfer #350,000 I will go to the club and buy coffin load of Champagne at a friends friend party I was not invited to while my mum can’t remember the last time she ate meat pie. ��its part of the fast lane, its part of the high voltage, while should I care.

After all, day break everywhere burst. Living off people’s sweat like the short life span of a mosquito that could not maneuver the hard slap of reality. Knowing tomorrow is not certain but why should I care, today is good enough But I am not a YAHOO boy he said, I can never be one.

To all those out there thinking about the short gain, think big and think right Good evening… I am Mr Animator.


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More like a punchline
wealth gotten by Fraud shall be diminish ( Bible)
say to Fraudulent act N Embrace Integrity
for a better Nigeria

I dedicate this FTC to all those Hustling On a Legit compass.. U all who stand before Kings..

Whats the point in having so much illegal cash and still lack peace of mind.


btw, where is NwaAmaikpe.

You even see a boy of fifteen years old going diabolical just because of flashy things... I once tried it, but my friend who is deeply into it knowing I'm a Christian told me you can't do this thing... But he never told me it's diabolical, I later found out, there is nothing like Yahoo anymore... It all involves juju... Funny enough, they mostly do it to impress the glory less girls, and the girls too will be blushing like an hen about to be killed... Then they will start looking down on real hustling guys, calling them "suffer"... I even know some whose parents are aware of their fraudulent acts and she still collects money from them...

Pathetic

Short lived lifestyle......

DaBillionnaire:
Whats the point in having so much illegal cash and still lack peace of mind.


btw, where is NwaAmaikpe.

those guys don't have conscience

He made a lot of sense
Talking about he can't remember when his mom ate meat pie is a true life of a yahoo boy. It's all about the fancy life and fast money. But of course they're always on the run, trying to save a day from their short life.

Cool kobo is better than hot naira.

okay

Pant

What a lifestyle!

All the money but u can’t visit sensible countries like US cos ur name/pic/IP address etc has been flagged

They just visit weird ones like Hensiki, SA, Dubai...

I don't know what on earth could make me descend to join Yahoo Yahoo no matter how life is treating me. such money can never amount to anything for anyone with conscience. u live by sword, u die by sword. that's how I view it.

ok

Nigerian scammers,the worst in the world..you can always know them by the way they dress,acts and behave.

Why not keep a low profile,it is not by force to show off..only scammer i know that made it well is TiNUBU

There’s nothing like yahoo plus.

Money ritual is money ritual, blood money is also blood money ....

I am surprised that in this day and age some young people still believe this balderdash .Common sense should have told anybody that money is not bitter to the native doctor you are going to for yahooplus

How they dont use the money to do good things still amaze me,

Thought it was a confession.
Nonsense speculation...

your life ,,,your choice,,,

It's RITUALS, no need to sugar coat it.


Death sentence should be their punishment

Money with no peace of mind, that one na money?

In Efe's voice! Yahoo boys dey bring money into the Economy!

Politician dey steal money and take am to abroad!

The journey to the top is always not easy and direct,.. Make a wise decision...

Ta Lo tun fe she yun NExT

They want money by force, and surely the consequences they inside old maruwa dey follow them for back.

The society pushes them into it.

nivuduga:
Only fools do yahoo plus..

Say God