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Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 2:48pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c. Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member. This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers. 1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl. There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment. What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement 2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity. 3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k 86 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by UNIZIK1stSon(m): 2:49pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by empire2017(m): 2:54pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
u are a big clown 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by AnodaIT(m): 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
I can see you have been busy son 40 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
empire2017: 4 Likes
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Arthurwinner(m): 3:06pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
lol....u need to gt a closer gal friend |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:14pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
☣ ☠ ∆ Your matter weak me oooo ∆ ☣ ☠ 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by machiti(m): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
hotwax:who talk say jerking off no de pay na bastar* 19 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by bouncin04(m): 3:45pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Lolz |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by samyfreshsmooth(m): 3:50pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
hahahahaha this one just off me udonminit [g] 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by czarina(f): 3:52pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
czarina:Self description I guess 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by czarina(f): 3:55pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
hotwax:yes darling, I just described you |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 3:57pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
czarina: 11 Likes
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Bluezy13(m): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Funnily vulgar But very true. Only those who masturbate will understand. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Chuknovski(m): 4:48pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
lonely rat, aint nothing like furking a real pussy 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by jonero4(m): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
continue |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
So you see, masturbation is not totally bad after all 21 Likes
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by millomaniac: 5:52pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
hotwax: You can console yourself all you want, however the beginning of the solution to your problem is admitting it. go on say it with me its not hard "i am a sex addict" there. Thats the first step. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
One man's meat......................? |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by proxillin(m): 5:54pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
millomaniac: Saint spotted. 8 Likes
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Follygunners: 5:58pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
My guy, you be my hero, I swear! You too get sense. Masturbation is indeed healthy! It saves you way more than you could ever imagine. 19 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by tenderlaw(m): 6:05pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Hehehehehehe. That's real funny shiit right there. |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by megamank(m): 6:08pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
If you are thirsty and needs water no matter the mineral u drink the thirst for water still remains.,...if nor be flesh nor be FCK..... 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Giddymoney(m): 6:14pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
hotwax: 2 Likes
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Lonestar124: 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
The journey did not start today |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by daryoor(m): 6:59pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Your problem is poverty. Ull make double of that daily washing dishes in europe or us. The beachs are no starving so they'll fvck u for free. #Get that visa 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Well justified though. Everybody masturbate. In the course of your life you would have explored your body. I recall when a married woman told me she masturbate just to remain faithful to her husband because her husband couldn't perform well or make her cum. We all do, once in a while but choose to deny it because of our culture. 6 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Makaveli217(m): 7:32pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Super Ultra Legend |
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by ojay2053(m): 7:35pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
. Baba you be the realest. More lube to your hands. 3 Likes |
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