cococandy:


How’s your baby missy?

MizMyColi:


She's fine my sister.
Asleep now.

How's yours?

cococandy:
she’s fine.
Not a baby anymore anyways .
She’s a young lady now.

babeosisi:


Look at all these fine young mothers
so beautiful
aunty wants to encourage you all
enjoy them now
take lots of pictures
they do grow up very quickly,trust me

Now that they are grown,don't delay,go for number 2
pump them all out now when body still dey fresh and ready
get busy
invite me for omugwo

ModelX:
Cococandy what's that your original moniker? Before you went to obodo oyinbo and became all posh, gawd you were so local and try-hard. You're one of the few nairaland success stories but don't let it get to ya head.

JoannaSedley:
What da fuq sir?
Bad belleism.

I am coming for you

ModelX:
Cococandy what's that your original moniker? Before you went to obodo oyinbo and became all posh , gawd you were so local and try-hard. You're one of the few nairaland success stories but don't let it get to ya head.

babeosisi:


Look at all these fine young mothers
so beautiful
aunty wants to encourage you all
enjoy them now
take lots of pictures
they do grow up very quickly,trust me

Now that they are grown,don't delay,go for number 2
pump them all out now when body still dey fresh and ready
get busy
invite me for omugwo

cococandy:
Aww thank you. Appreciate it.

Although number two will have to wait for a little while

bellong:




Attack is the best defender..

Happy Happy new year.

How is you and yours?

I believe you are shining as ever....

bukatyne:


Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

We are shinning o.

Thanks, Happy Sunday.

JennyKadry2:


Efe my kpekus loving sister who snatched my Sagamilo.

Efe my kpekus loving sister who taught me the importance of having a headboard during kpekusing

Efe my Kpekus loving sister who corrupted my innocent self with the "be on top and ride him like a horse then lean forward holding the head board so he can suck on ya n!pple..the feeling is out of this world" advise and my innocent self had to dip my rosemary into holy water for 100 days asking for forgiveness of sins and mercy

I love you Efemena Huggssss to you too. I miss you die

babeosisi:


You came back crazier while I came back calmer
I should have come as mamaosisI or auntyosisi
When you are almost an empty nester life takes on a new meaning.

babeosisi:


Yes
You won't believe what I am about to tell you now.
I attended an event 2 years ago and a lady introduced herself as Beatrice Osisi and I was like wayraminnit!!!
I ran into her at another event shortly after in the same year.
Small world
I wish I were that slim
Anyway,old gist.

EfemenaXY:




#Faints!#

I typed / said all of that?? Me??



#Faints again!!#



Love you too and missed you loads Jenny. Fighting Amazon of the Travel Section

JennyKadry2:


Eziokwu? who knows she might be the same person these ndi aras are talking about

I know people have always called you Beatrice from time back but honestly never believed that was your first name. I could be wrong though

JennyKadry2:

Ewo this is definitely Jackal.

ModelX:
Cococandy what's that your original moniker? Before you went to obodo oyinbo and became all posh, gawd you were so local and try-hard. You're one of the few nairaland success stories but don't let it get to ya head.

cococandy:


Aww thank you.

Frankly all the Glory goes to God. Can’t help but remain humble for how he has lifted me.

Also trying hard helped me a lot. I would recommend that to anyone who asks for success tips.

cococandy:


Aww thank you.

Frankly all the Glory goes to God. Can’t help but remain humble for how he has lifted me.

Also trying hard helped me a lot. I would recommend that to anyone who asks for success tips.

Hmmm. you are still quoting him abi. Continue

ahnie:
Btw where z tpia ,crackhause,repogirl,abumickey,homesteady,sagamite(fuckstard crooner)fatbabakay,character,demezia,Mr olodo and host of others.nairaland of the 'ol days.

babeosisi:


The only names I remember out of the list are tpia and saga.
Your name doesn't ring a bell either

JennyKadry2:

Sagamite:


Who be this?

JennyKadry2:


Sagalicious Sagamilo . What have you done to your second wife Busybody?

Sagamite:


AHHHH, Jenny!

The sugar in my garri!

The meat in my pie!

The shawa in my ikokore!

The generator in my Sagamu house!

Na you so?

BusyBody don fashi me since I took her to a party in Ekiti and she was shaking her ass and Fayose's ADC came to take her number.

Now she is driving a Rolls Royce for London, she no dey into poverty anymore.

Lets see if she will not run back to me now Fayose has lost election and would soon hand over.

Sagamite:


AHHHH, Jenny!

The sugar in my garri!

The meat in my pie!

The shawa in my ikokore!

The generator in my Sagamu house!

Na you so?

BusyBody don fashi me since I took her to a party in Ekiti and she was shaking her ass and Fayose's ADC came to take her number.

Now she is driving a Rolls Royce for London, she no dey into poverty anymore.

Lets see if she will not run back to me now Fayose has lost election and would soon hand over.

JennyKadry2:


Oloshi

EfemenaXY:


Madam come here jor



Missed you loads