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Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Stocktonmac: 4:12pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Men are not exclusively binary when it comes to lady parts. The stereotype is that we instantly drool over the fillings of bikini tops and bottoms. But the truth is, we love the whole package. It's like asking a fat kid whether he likes the cupcake frosting or the cake. Fat kid loves them both, in concert. Personally, I turn into a lustful zombie when I catch a woman with delicate fingers, or deep dimples. Okay, it's mostly true that most men fall into two main categories: breasts or buttocks. Or to be more colloquial, men are either obsessed with a woman's ass or her boobs. It is a debate of near Socratic proportions, and many a can of beer has been cracked, consumed, and crushed while babbling about the supremacy of funbags over poop cutters. But when it comes to the various parts of a woman, I'm a glutton. I love it all: hooters of all variety, apple bottoms of all volume. Fresh produce of every size. And that's not all. I've never understood why dudes are so militant about loving luscious orbs of glory over bouncy loaves of pants meat. It shouldn't be like a Catholic/Protestant or Jedi/Sith thing. I'll go on the record and state that I think most men are like me: we're happy with all of the physical components that make up a woman. We're especially happy when those physical components are amenable to our fingers, mouth, and various erotic probes. Yes, men are shallow, but only initially. That we're "visual" is a famously dismissive canard - we are visual. But from an evolutionary standpoint, we're visual creatures because, you know, saber tooth tigers. Over millennia, our main way of avoiding getting eaten or trampled upon by wooly mammoths was by sight. Therefore, we developed a dependence on that particular sense, a stimuli that influences us to this day. No? How about Mother Nature, in all her unknowable grandeur, saw fit to make sure the human female was real purty? But as for this fleshy divide between the honkers camp and the can clan, it is largely an intellectual exercise. I am both a boob and butt man. I am also a clavicle man. Those delicious bones that trace a line across a woman's chest? Holy Zeus. And shoulders? I think a woman showing off bare shoulders is hotter than one sporting cleavage. I love it when women with long tresses put their hair up, because a smooth, long, bitable neck is basically sex crack. Curvy hips that you can rest your hands on. Little ears perfect for nibbling. Or a mischievous smile that says things that can't be spoken in polite society. These are all parts of a woman that make my spine chatter like teeth. And while dudes are ruled by their eyes, we're even more influenced by touch. The peach fuzz that runs up the back of a woman's neck? Yes, please. The smoothness of a calf? Yes, more. Running your finger down her jaw line? Uh-huh. Any man who would judge a woman based on one out of two criteria are rank amateurs who prefer two-dimensional images over flesh, blood, and warm, vodka-laced whispers in the back of cabs. Some guys talk about women the way they'd talk about cars they don't drive. From a distance, without the knowledge that a woman, sexually speaking, is many tiny miracles all working as one. Her peepers, bazookas, stems, and bubble bum are all gorgeous and amazing for their own reasons. Together, they're mind-blowing. So don't just assume, when we check you out in that way that we do when we think you think we're not looking but you know we are, that we're zeroing in on just a couple of quadrants. We're looking, and getting sweaty, about all of you. Especially that clavicle. Manohman. Originaly Published at Loveawake blog Photo by Nazar Strutynsky on Unsplash 2 Likes
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
I love ukwu. The beauty of a woman is on her back. There's nothing that gives a man true happiness than whe he sees his wife or girlfriend walking about in wrapper and her ukwu wriggling underneath.ukwu is bae..ukwu is life ![]() 9 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
abeg shut up. |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2: ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:hey my angel wetin dey vex u? ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by austyn0(m): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2:The source of ukwu's joy unfathomable,,, style of joy incomprehensible,, narration of joy indecipherable,, kind of joy inconceivable.....GOD bless our Ukwulicious ladies... ![]() 5 Likes
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Burgerlomo: 4:38pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Both of them are 5 & 6 as they work together for good, the Vaseline crew can bear me witness ![]()
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:na wao ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by nikkypearl(f): 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2:lmao. ![]() my small head don swell up. pulling ya legs though. ![]() aww!!suya. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
austyn0:chineke meehh ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by BluntBoy(m): 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:Attitude and she will say she can't find man on nairaland ((SMH)) |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:for real u preety ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by BluntBoy(m): 4:48pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Stocktonmac: Are you seriously asking this question ![]() Every man votes for a soft, jiggly yansh. |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Headlesschicken(m): 4:51pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:52pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2:lmao,you caught me on that. lool,been long i tasted that too. hope you are good? |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:52pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
BluntBoy:lool. okay. |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:53pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
BluntBoy:lool. okay. |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by BluntBoy(m): 4:55pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:She clearly a wife material ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:u dey miss then ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 4:59pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2:loolz,I hardly go out once I'm back from school. school stress won't even let me step out. they have their joints here too. yeah I'm good dear,thanks a bunch. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 5:00pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by austyn0(m): 5:03pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
lefulefu2:Ah tellz you... ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by flexxyworld(m): 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
mehn. . I think boobs in the day while butt at night. If you know, you know.. smiles |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by BluntBoy(m): 5:09pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561: ![]() Thank you concerning the siggy. That is one of the ways I show my undivided love for my Hippolyta, the Queen of my heart. 2 Likes |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 5:12pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
BluntBoy:mr cork your role model? ![]() ((shhhake my head two times)) ![]() ![]() yeah,keep it up ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by BluntBoy(m): 5:15pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:That is the spirit ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Preshy561(f): 5:16pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
BluntBoy: ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by Cutehector(m): 5:40pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Flat stomach... |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561: ...so which one do u have...booooobsi or booooooooooooory? ...and can I inSpet it only twice? ![]() |
Re: Do Men Prefer Boobs Or Booty? by LilSfc(m): 6:33pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
Preshy561:Bae what happen nah 2 Likes |
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