iamJ:
Dear bonobo,

I write to you with pains in my heart, u're on nairaland morning till night trying to seek the praise of people, you wrote jamb 4 times, at 27 it's now ure getting admission wen your mates are wrapping their PhD, u are shameless, only u came here and complained about how you were used and dumped by multiple guys, I wonder the usefulness of you, u're ugly, classless, poor and shameless, u're so ugly fear wouldn't allow u to use ur picture as dp for years low self esteem on fleek

I will only beg you for 1 tin, don't marry and reproduce that face Biko, pity that child, let him have a bright future, looking like you is doomed


Signed yours irritatedly jude

Thegeneralqueen:
Please can I see his pics

Preshy561:

lool.

Lalas247:

please o yahoo boys plenty for nl.... before dem hold me here ....

Thegeneralqueen:
I gave her some lace blunt to smoke

mhisbliss:
The guy is just making me do what is beneath me and i don't want to do this with him, he might provoke me to a level I'll just goto google docs and get pictures

mhisbliss:
trust me babes he ain't worth it

Preshy561:
whose pic?

Preshy561:

lool.
i can't stop laughing at those disses I swear.

Thegeneralqueen:
Please help a sister I just want to see

lol you haven't seen jude before? His pics are on my online storage, but theres one on my hard drive, I'll send it to you on any dead thread , just quote me on any dry thread

mhisbliss:
Got info about you? Do i even have the time? Nope. You gave it to me on a platter of gold but you can't remember because you're a grown ass man with the primitive brain of a rat.

Aren't you the haggard looking guy wearing a 1700 naira tshirt and a purse like a recharge card seller? My cheap wig is costlier than your outfit in that pic, if a pic is a milestone you use to judge my financial capacity then i guess i am better than you i can go the lenght you want with you but like i said we're not on same pedestal

Aren't you the dumb dingbat who pose in 2010 honda accord and claimed you bought a car for 2.2million? The car is not even yours to start with, someone busted your lying ass there and then.

Are you not the repugnant scallywag who hijacked access Bank mobile app background picture from playstore just to front it as yours? That you have 18million in your account but can't afford a decent accommodation

Are you not the ph based gamber who made bet9ja his only goal in life? So you can get little stipends to smoke weed with coupled with the fact that you're an illiterate, you've never seen the four walls of a classroom, you're old and time is not on your side, you're almost a fool at 40,

See how pathetic your life is, even airforce is better than you, lowliest of all dogs

mhisbliss:
Asin he can't do without quoting me everytime, and its same old dry disses we're tired of seeing

mhisbliss:
The guy is just making me do what is beneath me and i don't want to do this with him, he might provoke me to a level I'll just goto google docs and get pictures

franchasng:
it is not cool for a lady to just approach a guy and boom, hi I like u, can we be friends Every reasonable guy will not like it.

Best way to woo a guy as a lady:

Smile so glamorously at him...and if u can, wave at him smiling. He will definitely wave back if he discovers u are waving at him.

Walk close to him and say this: you looked just like a very dear cousin of mine and I was like wow people do look alike. He will smile

If he doesn't take it up from there, u can say: I am Janet, he will tell u his name....then bid him goodbye...if he finds u attractive, he will definitely take it up from there.

As a lady, don't ask him out directly, its a turn off to all guys.

What will determine if the relationship will last or not are:

1. Your physical looks; all men love pretty, sexy ladies don't get it twisted sisters

2. Your manner and attitude after u guys start dating

3. Are u productive and adding other values to his life; financially, career wise and business wise

4. If u are not too demanding and clingy on him and monitoring him up and down like evil spirit.

5. If he was completely single when u guys met.

Thegeneralqueen:
Don.tan

Thegeneralqueen:
Don.tan

mhisbliss:
lol you haven't seen jude before? His pics are on my online storage, but theres one on my hard drive, I'll send it to you on any dead thread , just quote me on any dry thread

Thegeneralqueen:
Is he the one ?

Preshy561:
lol,I think she was referring to jude.

iamJ:
bet9ja u're not following me yet u are cooking up nonsense to attack me, it's an act bliss insult people will the truth that's what hurts not all these rubbish

Let me teach you, u're ugly that insult will pain u because it's true and u hate to accept it, same is saying that ure poor, all these are true day and night, January till December


I will type a few words that hurt you so much u send me an essay, if u really want to annoy me say something that is true


since it's ur habit to save my pictures take a another one may u cum in peace

N0favors:
Ugly, smelly, classless girls be forming opinion

Only on nairaland

Saff:
Beforeee nko

It’s all part of the game, if you don’t play it well you’ll end up heartbroken and shattered. All the guys will come and say “ it doesn’t matter, we like bold women”

Just an advice, never listen to what men say, listen to their actions. That’s all.

Preshy561:
lool,where did you get this pic,babez?

Thegeneralqueen:
Have you seen donstan before

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm talking about donstan

I don't even know that one

mhisbliss:
wao how handsome and grand with a 2k tshirt, how about the one you wore one maggi shirt and purse? Or this one?

mhisbliss:
wao how handsome and grand with a 2k tshirt, how about the one you wore one maggi shirt and purse? Or this one?

Preshy561:

lol,very lame too.

old age is really knocking.

At 40, someone is still about this, i don't care fa, i don't really care but he's eager to prove to me he's something, and he said i don't matter