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Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by HisSexcellency(m): 3:29pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
This will be my first post in romance section. A few weeks ago, i went for a drink with some friends and one of my friends invited his new girlfriend for a night out with us so we could get to meet her. After a few drinks and gisting, and since the lady has a car they moved into her house which wasn't quite far away from where we were... At her place, where they decided they were going to GO ALL THE WAY, for THE VERY FIRST TIME. Woo-hoo! She asked if he had a condom handy. My guy as if he had it all planned out quickly grabbed one out of his pocket, and put it on, and they began to do the deed ... and they did it ... and did it ... and did it ... and did it ... and she began to look at her watch ... and then, while he kept trying to achieve climax (she already had, like twice or so by then from the look of things), she picked up picked up a book off her bed-side table and began to read it, starting on the first page ... My guy said he just paused and was looking at her. Finally, she was like, "Is something wrong?" My guy said he rolled off her, onto his back, and said, "I think my penis is meant to be somewhere else." He got dressed and left, while the lady was looking pissed off. It took him more than a week before he told me what happened that night. Since that incident he has been avoiding this lady. I told him he should have told her he was unhappy with her reading a book at that point in time, looks disrespectful. What do you guys think, a genuine mistake? |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by dingbang(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Worst insult ever... ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by HisSexcellency(m): 3:38pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
dingbang:Yea, same thing I thought too. But it seemed the lady wasn't thinking of the consequences of that act. She looked good and mature when i saw her that night. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Olalan(m): 3:45pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
The girl is plainly stupid....... 1 Like |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 3:46pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Reading books don't go for me but logging in to my whatsapp to chat with my friends while he's busy stressing himself ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by ibkayee(f): 3:52pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
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Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by BeingFrank(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
A Sign That The Girl Assumed, Or Was The Pilot Of The Short Relationship. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by decatalyst(m): 4:12pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: Seems those that do this have borehole or the instrument of the dude is simply carrot size! ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Adasun(m): 4:18pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Who cares? |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Obainoneandonly(m): 4:19pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
it can't happen to me.because d moment she does dat,I will choke her for like 1 minute,then continue the banging. she will b busy trying to catch her breath than continue reading 4 Likes |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by austyn0(m): 4:26pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:Owuya... You have been fvcking kilos not kilograms,, when you handle quality grams,, iga ama na onwe ihe di iche na O na Oor 1 Like
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Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by anthony533(m): 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:Your kpekus must be a borehole I presumed. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Op ur babe no cum one bit.. Which kind twice ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by biafraisdead(m): 4:34pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
HisSexcellency:how possible is this? I really doubt ur story, you are just trying to be funny. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by dingbang(m): 4:37pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:you never jam preek wey go make you weep |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by IamPlato(m): 4:46pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:... Come On Sharap! |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
biafraisdead: It happens for real, very real. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by biafraisdead(m): 5:10pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
ndy87:so does it mean there is no more sensation in that part of her body(pussy) or those nerves are disconnected? |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by NeeKlaus: 5:22pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
biafraisdead:It means that either the guy has a dot-like diçk or the Lady has a crater sized pûssy. How can you not understand this?? ![]() |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Tallesty1(m): 5:24pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:Kataway |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by CAPSLOCKED: 5:27pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen: I'LL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH. ![]() |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
biafraisdead: She is disconnected let the guy look else were. |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by mytime24(f): 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Please who know any abortion drug? My dog is pregnant for my neigbours local dog (ekuke) which I don't like ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by indodon(m): 7:41pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:wehdone sah oya clap for yasef |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by rex444(m): 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Haba Oga Linus ( lie-nus) |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 8:16pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
dingbang:Me weep because of sex ? you know no me first |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 8:18pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
CAPSLOCKED:Choke who ![]() |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 8:21pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Tallesty1:The kind of you I go just dey sleep if you finish you join me ![]() |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by dingbang(m): 8:34pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:na so.. When I jam you, you go just cry |
Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by Thegeneralqueen(f): 8:37pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
dingbang:All this one minute men self
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Re: Lady Reading A Book During Sex: Does This Mean The Man Is Ineffective? by dingbang(m): 8:38pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:can you imagine.. And you call yourself a virgin.. How many men have you slept with eh |
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