1. You use aphrodisiacs:

Do you still put your health at risk to impress women? You take viagra, burantashi, alomo, and opa-eyin to show her you are a man, my friend, you are a he-goat! A girl who once she is off your crib, is already calculating the next on the list to shine her congo.

2. You lie; fine, everyone lies but to impress a lady?


Do you rent cars to impress a lady? Or you probably tell her your Uncle’s house is yours since he is abroad; your mummy sells vegetable oil and you tell every girl you work in an oil company? my friend, are you related to Lai M?

3. You are on all social apps:

You are on Facebook with at least 3 accounts; one as a soldier, another as a customs officer and the other as a business man. You have Snapchat, instagram, badoo, 2go, Twitter, POF and you are always searching for slaymamas to bombard with ‘hey beautiful’ even if she is the junior sister of obj...or probably you even design your profile picture with flower vase on your head...haaa

4. You fight your parents when they deny you money when you ask:

Every time they say ‘No’ is a time to double your effort but no, your girlfriend asks you T-fare and you are still lieing to your parents you wanna buy dic, tion and ary, ....my friend, I don’t know what to say to you!

5. Social media: you still write your oladele as ‘Horlarhdheleh’

That’s how that old school mate (who now works in shell oil and gas) searching for you will never locate you...really? You are no different from a 12 year old save your bushy beard.

6. They still beg you to take drugs when indisposed:

You still vomit drugs, reject food like(mummy mi, I no get appetite), bro, buy pampers on your next shopping!

7. Your contact list is full of Facebook chidinma, badoo Amina and IG bolatito:

As a graduate, you don’t have a steady email account and even though you have, you didn’t even bother to install the app such that mails are received like instant messages. It takes 2 days to read emails but you reply amina’s WhatsApp messages in a jiffy. You can’t remember the password to your email but the password to all your 8 social apps is in your head, continue, I am coming soon, says poverty, my reward is with me, pressed down, shaken together.......

8. You sacrifice your sleep for nollywood and late night chats:

If you still subscribe 5000 to download ‘eran iya Osogbo’, ‘Black panther’ to watch all through the night or alternatively to chat some random ladies, my friend, it is finished!

9. You are an ardent fan of all betting firms.

Funny enough, you’ve exhausted all your savings and now you are begging your auntie for money, but you dare not say its for betting; albeit they give you and voila you are off to perm and nap numbers, I’m not a prophet but by the time you are 50 years, the tail of your shirt would be rolling up the back of your neck!

10. You save up money for tattoo!

You tax your auntie in London, daddy in Abuja to fix a tattoo worth 20k on your shoulder so you can walk up the street in singlet; you cannot invest that much and not flaunt it. Don’t turn an atheist when Chevron drops your name in the final list; or better still watch your daughter suffer on the hospital bed since the dad who has same blood group already is ineligible due to complications of tattoo.

11. You attend all parties:

Even the impromptu ones are never missed by you. You borrow money to buy the material, get starch on credit to starch your agbada and boxers. Who do you think you are doing?

12. You belong to basically sex chat groups:

Haaa, they’d never find you on a money-making discussion group, even your nairaland profile shows you are active only in sexuality. The next time I see your ‘I’m seeing black dots on my willi’ thread, I’d personally donate you a slap from here!

13. You don’t know how to say ‘NO’

You are a perpetual slave to peer pressure. You know guiness is bitter but who wanna be the odd one out? Haruna has downed 3, I must equal him. You have never smoked weed but as everyone dey puff, why won’t you? Can you please google the price of kidney/liver?

14. You are not computer literate:

You can operate any social media app but don’t know how to properly use Microsoft basics. Word, PowerPoint and excel seems Herculean task, keep it up!

Nice one

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At 25 you Sit Down To Watch Emmanuella Comedy . No Make Me Swear For You



At 25 you Have Pictures Of 50cent And Snoop dog And Por.nstars On Your Room Wall. You Will Soon Die



At 25 You Follow Reigna Daniels, Jaden smith, Emmanuella on Facebook And Instagram. You Are Mad But You Dont Know



At 25 you Dont Know Your Head Way In Life. Go To Mountain Of Fire


At 25 you Spend Time Smokin weed with Friends And Fvcking Every Thing In Skirt. You Have Fvcked up Your Destiny


At 25, teenagers Excite Your Prick. Sense Fall On You




Shame On You

great list!

At 25 You haven't started reading books. life enhancing books.

At 25 you still support Buhari... putting all your hope in N-power.

Issues

Most of the things listed here is normal in teenage years, but if you continue after your teens you need to get yourself checked

if at 25 years, you don't know what to do to make your future better then you are doomed

anochuko01:
great list!

At 25 You haven't started reading books. life enhancing books.

Which book don't just include that in the list, who reading those books help, even the sellers how have it impacted positively in there lives.Those writers are they, different from you. Once its not educational books and my Religious books, or relaxation books like comics... I don't read .

16. Begging us your hobby.


This is the truest list I've come across on nairaland. Nice one op.






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Promxy94:

Which book don't just include that in the list, who reading those books help, even the sellers how have it impacted positively in there lives.Those writers are they, different from you. Once its not educational books and my Religious books, or relaxation books like comics... I don't read .

you read religious books. are you planning to be a pastor? if yes, no wahala.
you read educational books. are you planning to be a tutor? if yes, no wahala.
you read relaxation books. if that puts money into your account, then no wahala too.

but if you're planning to be financially independent, read books from those who already are.
if you'll one day love to own a firm, then start preparing by studying books of those who already have.
how knowledgeable are you about investment?
what skills do you have? you can learn more or new ones by studying in the comfort of your home.
lastly, great ideas are results of developed mind. and a developed mind is an outcome of dedication to studying. ask any successful person.

when a person decides what life to live, he can then know what books to read to enhance his chances. And that'll be a great thing to start doing at 25

I had a goal to be a millionaire at 25, well, it came at 26. This is 100/100

At 25, thinking that Super Eagles can defeat Argentina in such a high profile football match!

You are a joke!!!

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At 25 one babe still dey break your heart bro your mumu na A1

15. Still don't understand life at 25.

rich people die.

wretched pensioners die.

all die na die.

tell us the way out

No. 5 tho
Those guys dey vex me ehn

At the end all man shall die....


Just do good deeds...


Hurt no man, inconvenient no man

at 25 and you don't go to church to enhance your spirit being.
mehn! you're heading to doom

At 25 bet9ja shop is were ur eat ur morning, afternoon & evening food u re as useless as a polythene bag.

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Rapoo:
at 25 and you don't go to church to enhance your spirit being.

mehn! you're heading to doom

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rubbish

I have a friend who is doing extremely well but he still does 90% of the above list.

You no go sch and you no learn work .