Tallesty1:
I don't wear pants

DonPiiko:
I wear boxers, but I miss Ely that girl had the best skills ever, she is married now, I am sure her hubby will will be enjoying her.

Iyaomolere4:

nawa for you o

Adasun:
Since when i was a kid,my mum warned me never to allow any girl see my pants.




Anywhere i knw they would be girls,i always pull my pants,hide it at home bfor going there

XhosaNostra:
So many things. It's like I'm a magnet for weirdos.

One time I saw a car parked outside where I live, there was a man inside. I thought it was someone looking for directions, so I didn't hesitate when he called me over. Dude was sitting with his pants down, stroking an erection. He pleaded I do things to him. It was weird. Days later while telling the story to a neighbour I found out he is a well-known flasher & exhibitionist around my neighborhood.

The 2nd time was a neighbour. The guy lived alone. If I was home, he'd invite himself in just to talk. I didn't think much of it. I thought he was just lonely. The day before the incident, we were both outside, talking. He showed me pictures of his family etc & that's when I got the sense that he was looking for more than just a friendship. So anyway, early the next morning he knocked on my door & I told him I was busy (having a bath). About 30 minutes later, he came back again & I just moved the curtain out of the way to talk to him. He was dressed in a robe. He parted the robe to expose his penis, then he pressed it against my window. I was shocked. Days later I noticed a greasy smudge in the place where he'd rubbed his penis against. Thank God he moved out a month later but he is not staying very far because I still see him around every now & then.

I don't understand why people do things like that. It's crazy.

swiz123:


If I understood the op's question well, he meant:

what was the creepiest thing someone did to get into your pants; not what was the creepiest thing someone did trying to get into your pants.

I know you gave that man a bj; don't bother denying it.

I also know that you invited your weird neighbour in and humped madness to his dicck.

XhosaNostra:
So many things. It's like I'm a magnet for weirdos.

One time I saw a car parked outside where I live, there was a man inside. I thought it was someone looking for directions, so I didn't hesitate when he called me over. Dude was sitting with his pants down, stroking an erection. He pleaded I do things to him. It was weird. Days later while telling the story to a neighbour I found out he is a well-known flasher & exhibitionist around my neighborhood.

The 2nd time was a neighbour. The guy lived alone. If I was home, he'd invite himself in just to talk. I didn't think much of it. I thought he was just lonely. The day before the incident, we were both outside, talking. He showed me pictures of his family etc & that's when I got the sense that he was looking for more than just a friendship. So anyway, early the next morning he knocked on my door & I told him I was busy (having a bath). About 30 minutes later, he came back again & I just moved the curtain out of the way to talk to him. He was dressed in a robe. He parted the robe to expose his penis, then he pressed it against my window. I was shocked. Days later I noticed a greasy smudge in the place where he'd rubbed his penis against. Thank God he moved out a month later but he is not staying very far because I still see him around every now & then.

I don't understand why people do things like that. It's crazy.

thebosstrevor:


my thought,i think allowing him enter your apartment while your were bathing was risky.

XhosaNostra:


The title is missing the "trying" part, so...

Yes & yes to both statements because I'm sexually starved like that. Stop exposing your own loose morals.

swiz123:


Nah... Nothing is missing in the title; the only missing thing is the incompletion of your two stories.

Well, I guess you just did by acknowledging my earlier accusations. Thanks for your admirable sincerity.

I shall carry the emboldened in mind always for future assessments

XhosaNostra:
So many things. It's like I'm a magnet for weirdos.

One time I saw a car parked outside where I live, there was a man inside. I thought it was someone looking for directions, so I didn't hesitate when he called me over. Dude was sitting with his pants down, stroking an erection. He pleaded I do things to him. It was weird. Days later while telling the story to a neighbour I found out he is a well-known flasher & exhibitionist around my neighborhood.

The 2nd time was a neighbour. The guy lived alone. If I was home, he'd invite himself in just to talk. I didn't think much of it. I thought he was just lonely. The day before the incident, we were both outside, talking. He showed me pictures of his family etc & that's when I got the sense that he was looking for more than just a friendship. So anyway, early the next morning he knocked on my door & I told him I was busy (having a bath). About 30 minutes later, he came back again & I just moved the curtain out of the way to talk to him. He was dressed in a robe. He parted the robe to expose his penis, then he pressed it against my window. I was shocked. Days later I noticed a greasy smudge in the place where he'd rubbed his penis against. Thank God he moved out a month later but he is not staying very far because I still see him around every now & then.

I don't understand why people do things like that. It's crazy.

XhosaNostra:


No, he didn't enter. He knocked from outside, on the main door to the house & I gave my response from the bathroom.

Moveonmax:
How did you escape? You couldn't just have shooed them away since they are not chickens...

thebosstrevor:


ok.is the first flasher guy white?

because i knw exhibition and flashing is common among whites

XhosaNostra:


There was no need for an escape because I didn't go into anyone's private space.

In the 1st incident, I was outside the car. He had his pants down. Plus I was just in front of my place, so even if he tried to chase after me, I was only a hop away from safety.

2nd guy, I was inside & he was outside.

XhosaNostra:


Yes, they're both white guys lol.

thebosstrevor:


interesting)) is flashing not illegal in SA just curious to know

it sounds interesting but i know many extreme sexual "pervertness" are common in whites i guess maybe because of they are mostly liberals

do you guys have nude beaches in SA?

XhosaNostra:


I'm not sure about the laws around that, TBH. Yeah, they seem not to mind letting it all hang.

About the beaches, maybe there are. IDK. I remember watching a beach wedding on the show 4 weddings, last year. Everyone was nude lol. So maybe there are or they do their thing in private resorts & the like.

thebosstrevor:


interesting,seem SA is more liberal than Nigeria,very interesting,guess maybe because of the western and african culture mix together.

are you Xhosa? just curious to know?

i am very interested in xhosa languages because of its clicking sound

i was in tanzania last year and they had a tribe that also use the clicking sounds in their language))

XhosaNostra:


In South Africa pretty much anything goes. It's not always a good thing though because people have different views & it's not always smooth sailing either. Certain things are divisive. But all we can do is learn to be tolerant by practising a live & let live policy.

Yes, I'm Xhosa.

What's the name of the Tanzanian tribe? Sounds interesting.

thebosstrevor:


i think the tribe name is Hadzabe,anyway,they are a small group but they are very common in eastern africa))

i am very interested in south africa not planing to live there but just for tourism and fun purposes

but i am always scared about the negative i hear on the news and some videos of hiest and robbery i watched on youtube

i know i do not have to believe the news too much but i am also very concern about safety))

are you in SA and have you ever visited west africa,if you have what are your opinion about western africans

XhosaNostra:


Thanks, I will look the tribe up.

TBH, South Africa is not safe for anyone at the moment. There's just too much crime. I have fears of my own about the country. It's on a downward spiral.

Yes, I'm in South Africa. Never visited West Africa. I don't have any real thoughts about West Africans as a collective. Judging people individually is far more accurate IMO. But I won't lie & say I'm immune to stereotyping people. It's always at the back of my head, even though I try to be engaging & non-judgmental.

What's your thoughts on South Africans?