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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:


Oh my, first time I have ever won against a woman. You are rare breed.


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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:
I just dodged a fast one.
I have approached her with the facts you guys provided me with. And as it turns out, she saw her “ex,” so to say, who is an undergraduate (she even sent him money recently, my money), in January too, before and after she visited me. Right now, she claims she is unsure about who the father of the unborn child is, but I am confident I am not the father. I have canceled the marriage and would inform my family.
I guess it’s all just a lesson.
Thank you all so much — Cc: Mindfulness, prognose, zed7, sisisioge, Katier00, becca2011, appsdope, kimbraa, eyinjuege, Holocene.

You're very welcome.

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Prognose: 11:22pm On Jul 01, 2018
becca2011:


Calm down and don't conclude yet. My 2 pregnancies, hubby didn't release inside me, we practiced withdrawal method and I still got pregnant. So don't conclude you ain't the father yet. How did you even come to the conclusion sef, best bet is to undergo DNA when d child comes, even though they say DNA ain't cheap
Lol
He didn't release inside you but you still got pregnant. You were practicing withdrawal method grin Withdrawal method of all methods grin grin angry

Ever heard of precum?
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Prognose: 11:25pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:


Thank you, Aquariann. Yes, she is now an ex. But I won't be throwing her out immediately as she is heavy. After she got pregnant, we started living together so that I could take care of her, but that will change soon.

Wait, what?

embarassed
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Prognose: 11:28pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:


Ok, let's imagine you see your boyfriend or husband discussing about his erection and payload volume with another lady who ain't a doctor or healthcare professional at best....then you would come here and raise hell over his head...
What is fuckeddup is fuckeddup...stop rubbing anointing oil over it to make sell. grin grin grin grin

Hahahaha grin
I just tire.
I love the way the ladies are sticking up for each other though. smiley

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by eniolorunfe: 11:48pm On Jul 01, 2018
becca2011:


Calm down and don't conclude yet. My 2 pregnancies, hubby didn't release inside me, we practiced withdrawal method and I still got pregnant. So don't conclude you ain't the father yet. How did you even come to the conclusion sef, best bet is to undergo DNA when d child comes, even though they say DNA ain't cheap

He didn't release inside you and you got pregnant...U be Mary? shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Gistboxblog: 11:19am On Jul 02, 2018
Aquariann:


How soon is soon? My man stop reasoning with your manhood and send this lady back to her parents immediately. You're obviously still pvssy whipped and haven't learnt any lesson at all after all. Do you really think she loves you or appreciates the kindness being shown to her?

Get this message, no matter what you do for her, now and even when the baby is born, you'll never be loved like the man whose baby she's carrying.

And if you think the guy isn't in the know about her giving you his child (pending when he is able to face you and shock you with the truth in future) your joking. He's still a student after all and can't even look after himself but depends on your money from her.

What kinda cuckold are you? Taking care of another man's woman, his unborn child and the man himself (by proxy) just because the lady still gives you pvssy and you want to appear like a nice man?

Please do not endanger your wellbeing/life by still keeping this lady nearby. She can go diabolical on your case sef.

It’s not what you think. Sex has been out of the picture for some time.
Her base is roughly seven hours away, and her sister is coming to get her today. Besides, I have a 6am-6pm job, and it’s a 3-bedroom apartment, there is enough space. I locked my bedroom door when I went to sleep last night. I don’t want to let my emotions get in the way of my decisions. I could kill someone if I let it.
I have invested my finances and emotions already. Reacting badly, by throwing her out in a strange land, wouldn’t change anything. I am just going to walk away from this with a lesson learned.

zed7:


And you wanted to wife a hò. When will we men learn? Never let the p get the better of you ever!!!

It will never happen again. It is my first time, and I have learned a valuable lesson. My next would never be like this.

Prognose:


Wait, what?

embarassed

She leaves today.

Dyt:


In your head I am biased
Not like I care

Shrugs

It's obvious you do not care. If I were your younger or elder brother or your relative, I am certain your earlier advice/opinion will differ.

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Prognose: 11:31am On Jul 02, 2018
Gistboxblog:

Reacting badly, by throwing her out in a strange land, wouldn’t change anything. I am just going to walk away from this with a lesson learned.



It will never happen again. It is my first time, and I have learned a valuable lesson. My next would never be like this.


She leaves today.


Easy bro.

Girls are strange creatures. You're just about beginning the journey into their realm with their whims and caprices.

. The fact that she actually had sex with someone within the same period and tried to pin it on you is just wrong. You have every right to be angry but like you said reacting badly won't change anything.

Her sister is coming to pick her you say? Good. Hand her over in good health and bid her adieu. Grow wiser. Take it as a lesson but don't let it change the goodness in you.
All the best.
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by becca2011: 11:33am On Jul 02, 2018
eniolorunfe:


He didn't release inside you and you got pregnant...U be Mary? shocked shocked lipsrsealed

Pre ejaculation sperm. Google precum
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Gistboxblog: 1:09pm On Jul 02, 2018
Prognose:

Easy bro.

Girls are strange creatures. You're just about beginning the journey into their realm with their whims and caprices.

. The fact that she actually had sex with someone within the same period and tried to pin it on you is just wrong. You have every right to be angry but like you said reacting badly won't change anything.

Her sister is coming to pick her you say? Good. Hand her over in good health and bid her adieu. Grow wiser. Take it as a lesson but don't let it change the goodness in you.
All the best.

Thank you so much.
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2018
Gistboxblog:


It's obvious you do not care. If I were your younger or elder brother or your relative, I am certain your earlier advice/opinion will differ.


Nope
I would say same
Talk with her first
Make your findings

And if its what it is
Good luck

No one
Not even myself wants an unfaithful partner
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 9:14pm On Jul 02, 2018
Gistboxblog:


Thank you so much.

Hello bro.. Has she left?
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:31pm On Jul 02, 2018
Aquariann:


Hello bro.. Has she left?


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na you wan go sweep her?

grin grin grin grin
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by zed7: 9:33pm On Jul 02, 2018
Lord knows how many men are raising other peoples kids unknowingly. Women are devils sha. Chei
By the way, the lady who says discussing menstruation with casual guys is obviously retarded. Most men freak out over such topics even with their significant others.

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 9:39pm On Jul 02, 2018
Dyt:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na you wan go sweep her?

grin grin grin grin

If na your younger bro, we know where the girl for dey by now.

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Gistboxblog: 11:48pm On Jul 02, 2018
Aquariann:


Hello bro.. Has she left?

Yes, she has. Left around 4 this evening.
Thank you, bro.
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 12:00am On Jul 03, 2018
Gistboxblog:


Yes, she has. Left around 4 this evening.
Thank you, bro.

Now that is some good news. Stay safe out there man.

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 4:12am On Jul 03, 2018
zed7:
Lord knows how many men are raising other peoples kids unknowingly. Women are devils sha. Chei
By the way, the lady who says discussing menstruation with casual guys is obviously retarded. Most men freak out over such topics even with their significant others.

And you are really very fast
Obviously
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Aquariann:


If na your younger bro, we know where the girl for dey by now.

Maybe you are the slow one the very lady is talking about

Read again to understand
Where in any of my written post did I support her?

Smh
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 8:12am On Jul 03, 2018
Dyt:


Maybe you are the slow one the very lady is talking about

Read again to understand
Where in any of my written post did I support her?

Smh

Funny you can give a joke but can't take or recognize one. Where in my post did I say you were supporting her? A case of guilty conscience or you're actually slow?

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Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:13am On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:


Funny you can give a joke but can't take or recognize one. Where in my post did I say you were supporting her? A case of guilty conscience or you're actually slow?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I greet you Mr cheetah
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 9:24am On Jul 03, 2018
Dyt:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I greet you Mr cheetah

Thank you o, Mrs. Loris. Hope you had a wonderful night rest. grin grin grin
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 12:07pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:


Thank you o, Mrs. Loris. Hope you had a wonderful night rest. grin grin grin

You know I can be harmful too
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 4:51pm On Jul 03, 2018
Dyt:


You know I can be harmful too
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Oh my God.. I'm scared.
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 6:26pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:


Oh my God.. I'm scared.

Just a bite
tongue tongue
Plssssss
Let me bite you
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2018
Dyt:


Just a bite
tongue tongue
Plssssss
Let me bite you

Lol..
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 7:00pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:


Lol..

Its nice meeting you
smiley smiley
Re: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Aquariann: 7:05pm On Jul 03, 2018
Dyt:


Its nice meeting you
smiley smiley

Same here

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