I will be visiting a brothel at saminaka tomorrow to disvirgin myself. I'm totally a virgin when it comes to women, I have never hugged a girl b4 the closest I have been to a girl is handshake. So I am really scared of going there and messing up. I want to act like a pro when I get there.


So guys, any advice for a newbie like me?

Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship...

Survival tips;

1. Don't let her decide what happens in the room.

2. Talk dirty with her..

3. Price her low.

4. Start off with missionary position.

5. Grab her breast real bad.

6. Spank her assss

7. Bleep her real hard. (don't take it easy on her)

8. Go buy gloves from medicine shop. Wear it, put your fingers in her V and grab it as if you want to tear her V. That’s what a pro does.

9. Spit inside her V.

10. Cum inside her mouth..

smh

Don’t use condom if u want to enjoy it very well

Just do skin to skin, It's good for the body

milemimi93:
Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship

I will unfailingly

tbabs10166:
smh

why are u suh??

OneCorner:
Don’t use condom if u want to enjoy it very well

I don't think they will agree.. but if they do without condom I will gladly dive in raw

codeSavant:


I don't think they will agree.. but if they do without condom I will gladly dive in raw

Bro use condom. Double it if possible..

Naija girls are STD carries

If you are a Virgin, never pretend to be a pro, you'll end up embarrassing yourself.

Tell her you are a virgin but would like to get it off. She will be more than willing to work on you. They have that humour.

Make sure you tell her when you are together, to avoid her colleagues running their mouths

milemimi93:


Bro use condom. Double it if possible..

Naija girls are STD carries

thanks for telling me.. I guess it's from experience

OneCorner:
Don’t use condom if u want to enjoy it very well

Don't be stupid

codeSavant:


I don't think they will agree.. but if they do without condom I will gladly dive in raw

I wish you good luck as you dive into STD..

Bluezy13:
If you are a Virgin, never pretend to be a pro, you'll end up embarrassing yourself.

Tell her you are a virgin but would like to get it off. She will be more than willing to work on you. They have that humour.

Make sure you tell her when you are together, to avoid her colleagues running their mouths

...no. I am an alpha male and I most pretend to be a pro at any cost. I no go fall hands.

codeSavant:


thanks for telling me.. I guess it's from experience

Well, I've never gotten any STD before..

I say it because every naija girl cheats. None is faithful.. . Moving from one d!ck to the other is an assurance for STD...

fuckerstard:


I wish you good luck as you dive inti STD..

lol... It has been long I fell ill so I think my immune system is quite strong..

codeSavant:


...no. I am an alpha male and I most pretend to be a pro at any cost. I no go fall hands.

What has alpha male got to do with sex with a prostitude

You're an alpha male and your alpha rite couldn't earn you sex all this while.

Smh good luck!

Tell her you never tasted the forbidden fruit before o, make you no go fumble

codeSavant:


I will unfailingly

Don't listen to that guy. His GF killed his Dad and stole all his property so you should understand where he is coming from. Don't loose your virginity to a prostitute. Your first time is always better with someone you love.

Admin401:
Don't listen to that guy. His GF killed his Dad and stole all his property so you should understand where he is coming from. Don't loose your virginity to a prostitute. Your first time is always better with someone you love.

you don't know the difference between "Loose, loss and lose".

correct yourself

milemimi93:
Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship...

Survival tips;

1. Don't let her decide what happens in the room.

2. Talk dirty with her..

3. Price her low.

4. Start off with missionary position.

5. Grab her breast real bad.

6. Spank her assss

7. Bleep her real hard. (don't take it easy on her)

8. Go buy gloves from medicine shop. Wear it, put your fingers in her V and grab it as if you want to tear her V. That’s what a pro does.

9. Spit inside her V.

10. Cum inside her mouth..

oshe Johnny sins

Kylekent59:






correct yourself

No

milemimi93:
Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship...

Survival tips;

1. Don't let her decide what happens in the room.

2. Talk dirty with her..

3. Price her low.

4. Start off with missionary position.

5. Grab her breast real bad.

6. Spank her assss

7. Bleep her real hard. (don't take it easy on her)

8. Go buy gloves from medicine shop. Wear it, put your fingers in her V and grab it as if you want to tear her V. That’s what a pro does.

9. Spit inside her V.

10. Cum inside her mouth..

Weh done sir!

Worst decision ever, don't try it, I REPEAT DON'T TRY IT...

its on pleasant. you will be disgusted like is the the sex they are talking about? its over hype and especially with condom. you are not going to enjoy it.

its good to try it anyway to clear your mind.

beside there is no virgin for a boy. how do you describe a virgin boy? a girl is when the rubber has been broken. don't let anymore deceived you.

I'm following

guy you dey para oooo

shay ashawo dey gv bj ni??
e b like say i go try am

milemimi93:
Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship...

Survival tips;

1. Don't let her decide what happens in the room.

2. Talk dirty with her..

3. Price her low.

4. Start off with missionary position.

5. Grab her breast real bad.

6. Spank her assss

7. Bleep her real hard. (don't take it easy on her)

8. Go buy gloves from medicine shop. Wear it, put your fingers in her V and grab it as if you want to tear her V. That’s what a pro does.

9. Spit inside her V.

10. Cum inside her mouth..

davbamxodun:
guy you dey para oooo
shay ashawo dey gv bj ni?? e b like say i go try am

Ashawos are the best head givers.
But make sure say u wear cd before u put ur d!ck in a b!tch mouth o..

All the best

Goodluck bro

I ain't no saint o, but I was actually scrolling down looking for a commenter who'd totally disabuse OP's mind from making the biggest mistake of his life. Only one or two guys up there tried to do this. This shows that the world has truly ended...chai..smh and weeping (and wiping my eyes, nose and ears all at once, like that Michael Jordan meme) for this generation! If not for God, them ashantis nearly reset, in fact wetin be nearly, they reset and de-set all my factory settings in this life. Had to purge myself through deliverance , get back on track with my mates.
OP, abeg, no use your hand (or preeek) go buy destiny changer for yasef abeg.

Nuffsaid!

codeSavant:


I don't think they will agree.. but if they do without condom I will gladly dive in raw

Why did this post get 5likes? People on this site are already celebrating your destruction.