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Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 10:30pm On Jul 12, 2018
Zoharariel:


Mr. man, repairs on 3rd Mainland Bridge would have commenced by then, so I suggest we make it this coming Monday morning. grin

The result of the Ekiti gubernatorial election would have thrown half of the Country population into an inevitable frenzy. If we're even lucky, Fayose will be shot by a Mopol imported from Abuja, thereby triggering protests & Curfew from all the states of the Federation. grin

I will contact my boys in the LRU & Lasma to cordon off a section of the bridge preferably from Oworonshoki to the Osborne intersection - notifying the public with a make-shift sign post that Preliminary Testing is being carried out by Borini Prono. grin

Ofcourse, we will have to pay my guys in the LRU & Lasma 200k for shutting down the bridge for 45 minutes - which will be borne by racers. grin

The following Nairanlanders (Diportivo, Nurey, Ikenna351, AutoJoshNG, Weyreypey, Readonee35L, & I) will be closely following & observing the race from behind in a Range Rover Autobiography that will be volunteered by ElshanAutos ; D while Gazzuzz, Sooperrescue, Sir EgunMogaji & Sir Jakumo will be stationed at the finishing line with their Nikon Digital SLR Cameras to declare the winner. grin

However, both the winner & the loser in this drag-race will contribute 500k each to the supervising team of this noble drag-racing - since una don chop belleful. grin cheesy grin

oga I'm not understanding u oh, where u con keep me?

abi u wan make I watch the highlights on Android phone?
oga find space for me oh.

oh and luvinghubby too, make Im carry truck with spare parts just incase.

Gazuzz please bring that ur uncle Ford, carry medical supplies too abeg......

nwanenni abeg no carry vex race oh, too much emotion and the next thing u might want to transfer it to pipedreams on the highway.

abeg, espirit de corps

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Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 10:33pm On Jul 12, 2018
ikhileomotayo:


My Acura TL Type-S V6 machine will floor you grin

oga collect tally and prep urself for Monday morning by 3am no be by keyboard oh...... that infinity na speed demon oh, I actually watched a few clips on YouTube

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Re: Let's Race!! by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 12, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


oga collect tally and prep urself for Monday morning by 3am no be by keyboard oh...... that infinity na speed demon oh, I actually watched a few clips on YouTube

Count me in grin

Sooperrescue knows me, he actually fixed my car when it arrived from the US before I moved it to Port Harcourt

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Re: Let's Race!! by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jul 12, 2018
Hello y'all.i am racing!!!see you guys at the finish line

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Re: Let's Race!! by elshanAutos: 12:20am On Jul 13, 2018
Hmm what car should I use to embarass these boys self grin

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Re: Let's Race!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:25am On Jul 13, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


oga I'm not understanding u oh, where u con keep me?

abi u wan make I watch the highlights on Android phone?
oga find space for me oh.

oh and luvinghubby too, make Im carry truck with spare parts just incase.

Gazuzz please bring that ur uncle Ford, carry medical supplies too abeg......

nwanenni abeg no carry vex race oh, too much emotion and the next thing u might want to transfer it to pipedreams on the highway.

abeg, espirit de corps

The entire medical team sef grin

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Re: Let's Race!! by elshanAutos: 12:25am On Jul 13, 2018
nwanneni:
Hello y'all.i am racing!!!see you guys at the finish line
You cannot race. Your talk is cheap, you and that mr unique. Kindly change your moniker to knockedengine.

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Re: Let's Race!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:26am On Jul 13, 2018
elshanAutos:

You cannot race. Your talk is cheap, you and that mr unique. Kindly change your moniker to knockedengine.

grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Let's Race!! by elshanAutos: 12:32am On Jul 13, 2018
nwanneni:
I'm in!But you gotta wait for my E220(2009) cdi to arrive from Berlin.i wanna have a feel of that diesel monster on an empty highway.
My c230 kompressor(2006) sports knocked engine because of the pomposity of one ordinary mechanic on this forum.
Look at what somebody who wants to race is saying. LOL. Can’t even take you serious..
Re: Let's Race!! by wane01(m): 12:37am On Jul 13, 2018
nwanneni:
I'm in!But you gotta wait for my E220(2009) cdi to arrive from Berlin.i wanna have a feel of that diesel monster on an empty highway.
My c230 kompressor(2006) sports knocked engine because of the pomposity of one ordinary mechanic on this forum.
tongue
Re: Let's Race!! by aaidel(m): 5:00am On Jul 13, 2018
i volunteer to collect the 500k on behalf of Oga Gazzuzz and co
Re: Let's Race!! by Nobody: 5:27am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:


smiles.

You don dey fix Benz too? shocked
Re: Let's Race!! by Nobody: 5:34am On Jul 13, 2018
Zoharariel:


Mr. man, repairs on 3rd Mainland Bridge would have commenced by then, so I suggest we make it this coming Monday morning. grin

The result of the Ekiti gubernatorial election would have thrown half of the Country population into an inevitable frenzy. If we're even lucky, Fayose will be shot by a Mopol imported from Abuja, thereby triggering protests & Curfew from all the states of the Federation. grin

I will contact my boys in the LRU & Lasma to cordon off a section of the bridge preferably from Oworonshoki to the Osborne intersection - notifying the public with a make-shift sign post that Preliminary Testing is being carried out by Borini Prono. grin

Ofcourse, we will have to pay my guys in the LRU & Lasma 200k for shutting down the bridge for 45 minutes - which will be borne by racers. grin

The following Nairanlanders (Diportivo, Nurey, Ikenna351, AutoJoshNG, Weyreypey, Readonee35L, & I) will be closely following & observing the race from behind in a Range Rover Autobiography that will be volunteered by ElshanAutos ; D while Gazzuzz, Sooperrescue, Sir EgunMogaji & Sir Jakumo will be stationed at the finishing line with their Nikon Digital SLR Cameras to declare the winner. grin

However, both the winner & the loser in this drag-race will contribute 500k each to the supervising team of this noble drag-racing - since una don chop belleful. grin cheesy grin

"Speed Contest

What is a Speed Contest?
A Speed Contest is an illegal exhibition of speed conducted on public streets or highways using a motor vehicle. It includes a motor vehicle race against another motor vehicle using a clock or other timing device. Speed contests or exhibitions of speed, commonly known as "street race," "speed race," or "drag race," threatens the well-being and safety of the public.

What Happens if I Just Watch?
You are a spectator if you watch or are present at an illegal speed contest or at a location (public street or highway, or private property) where preparations are being made for such activities, for the purpose of viewing, observing, watching, or witnessing the event as it develops. Anyone who engages, aids, or participates at a speed contest violates the law and could be cited."

https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/?1dmy&urile=wcm:path:/dmv_content_en/dmv/teenweb/crazy_btn3/speed

I humbly bow out.

My Nigeria idea is calm, no stress, no risk, no wahala.

Just maximum pursuit of ticking off my bucket list grin

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Re: Let's Race!! by cmoney22222: 6:24am On Jul 13, 2018
Inception:


4 cyl grin

or v6 cool
i4. Lol una want killi my Camry for me abi
Re: Let's Race!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:57am On Jul 13, 2018
EgunMogaji:


You don dey fix Benz too? shocked

Uncle not yet o! I have been trying to let the cretin know it is not my duty to educate him, but seems not to be working

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Re: Let's Race!! by Nobody: 7:28am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:


Uncle not yet o! I have been trying to let the cretin know it is not my duty to educate him, but seems not to be working
na we we.let it slide wink so,are you racing or not?
Re: Let's Race!! by elshanAutos: 7:57am On Jul 13, 2018
nwanneni:
na we we.let it slide wink so,are you racing or not?
Mature. I must commend you positively on this!
I take back my previous remarks about you. Cheers!
Re: Let's Race!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:12am On Jul 13, 2018
My Grandma can step on the Gas pedal and if lucky/fast enough cover the 11km third mainland bridge and win the challenge in the right vehicle.

A proper race will test not just speed but concentration, strength, physical fitness, technique fearlessness, ability to read maps and follow signs, discipline, etc....

Want a proper race?

Lagos - Grand Ibro Hotel Sokoto

Winner gets N200,000



Terms and conditions to follow.

Quote me if you interested.

Let's see who has Balls. grin
Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 8:23am On Jul 13, 2018
nwanneni:
na we we.let it slide wink so,are you racing or not?

badt guyoyo, it's actually refreshing to vent all once in a while tho....

guy borrow Avalon from elshanautos and let's go life/limb risking abi....
after all something must ____ a man.

omo me.... I go watch, my I4 Camry is too young to die

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Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 8:25am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
My Grandma can step on the Gas pedal and if lucky/fast enough cover the 11km third mainland bridge and win the challenge in the right vehicle.

A proper race will test not just speed but concentration, strength, physical fitness, technique fearlessness, ability to read maps and follow signs, discipline, etc....

Want a proper race?

Lagos - Grand Ibro Hotel Sokoto

Winner gets N200,000



Terms and conditions to follow.

Quote me if you interested.

Let's see who has Balls. grin

uncle I, uncle I, I want to follow in helicopter and be watching the race

PS before u quote Gazuzz, make sure u can speak Hausa before those malo boys and herdsmen change am for u in SOKWOTO

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Re: Let's Race!! by thebigkendo(m): 8:30am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:


Uncle not yet o! I have been trying to let the cretin know it is not my duty to educate him, but seems not to be working


informal offensive
a stupid person (used as a general term of abuse).

2.MEDICINE dated
a person who is physically deformed and has learning difficulties because of congenital thyroid deficiency.

grin grin grin
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7257946_img20180611200207_jpeg3811ffe5e8ca0fa87c9982b8e2350910

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Re: Let's Race!! by thebigkendo(m): 8:38am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
My Grandma can step on the Gas pedal and if lucky/fast enough cover the 11km third mainland bridge and win the challenge in the right vehicle.

A proper race will test not just speed but concentration, strength, physical fitness, technique fearlessness, ability to read maps and follow signs, discipline, etc....

Want a proper race?

Lagos - Grand Ibro Hotel Sokoto

Winner gets N200,000



Terms and conditions to follow.

Quote me if you interested.

Let's see who has Balls. grin

Haba malam, kana so ka kashe mu?
Diportivo kau kia rio naka mu shiga hanyar

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Re: Let's Race!! by wane01(m): 8:42am On Jul 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
My Grandma can step on the Gas pedal and if lucky/fast enough cover the 11km third mainland bridge and win the challenge in the right vehicle.

A proper race will test not just speed but concentration, strength, physical fitness, technique fearlessness, ability to read maps and follow signs, discipline, etc....

Want a proper race?

Lagos - Grand Ibro Hotel Sokoto

Winner gets N200,000



Terms and conditions to follow.

Quote me if you interested.

Let's see who has Balls. grin
shocked shocked shocked
Am not gonna let few days of enjoyment give ma vehicles long lasting pain..
He who runs from a fight today shall fight Next Week

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Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 9:08am On Jul 13, 2018
wane01:

shocked shocked shocked
Am not gonna let few days of enjoyment give ma vehicles long lasting pain..
He who runs from a fight today shall fight Next Week

hahahahahahahahaha.....

make those malo boys ask u.... kana ji Hausa?

u begin say... huh?
na to first less ur tire, drag u out con carry codeine force am enter ur belle.

u go know haw far

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Re: Let's Race!! by wane01(m): 9:18am On Jul 13, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


hahahahahahahahaha.....

make those malo boys ask u.... kana ji Hausa?

u begin say... huh?
na to first less ur tire, drag u out con carry codeine force am enter ur belle.

u go know haw far
wa ... ina magana kadan Hausa. ina da Hausa abokan aiki
Re: Let's Race!! by obekediamondfuto(m): 9:26am On Jul 13, 2018
wane01:
wa ... ina magana kadan Hausa. ina da Hausa abokan aiki
walahi aboki full cartalk oh dan allah
ya aiki
Re: Let's Race!! by wane01(m): 9:47am On Jul 13, 2018
obekediamondfuto:


walahi aboki full cartalk oh dan allah

ya aiki
Ni daga jihar Delta ..
Na ciyar da wasu shekaru a Jos
Re: Let's Race!! by diportivo: 9:54am On Jul 13, 2018
thebigkendo:


Haba malam, kana so ka kashe mu?
Dipor.tivo kau kia rio naka mu shiga hanyar


chaii

Re: Let's Race!! by thebigkendo(m): 9:46am On Jul 14, 2018
No race to sokoto again?
Re: Let's Race!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:43am On Jul 14, 2018
thebigkendo:
No race to sokoto again?

They are local champions grin
Re: Let's Race!! by HeavenlyBang(m): 12:09pm On Jul 14, 2018
aninweze:


500k that my guy used to buy a new engine?
What will he use to buy another engine once another Mech tella him off na? grin grin

grin grin grin grin
Funny thing is that the M271 doesn't cost up to 300k AFAIK, so that guy is just chatting absolute shite.
Re: Let's Race!! by HeavenlyBang(m): 12:10pm On Jul 14, 2018
elshanAutos:

You cannot race. Your talk is cheap, you and that mr unique. Kindly change your moniker to knockedengine.

grin grin grin

Inception:


And you think a Mercedes w212 chassis with a 2.2l CDI engine with 170HP will be a match to an infiniti G35 with a 3.5l engine pumping out over 300 ponies?

To be fair, the E220 CDI is a torquey little love-vendor. It may push out just 168 hp but 295 ft-lbs of torque is above the G35's pay grade, especially considering the rev range at which it attains that figure.

See relevant torque curves below.

http://www.automobile-catalog.com/bigcurve/2007/2167235/infiniti_g35.html
http://www.automobile-catalog.com/bigcurve/2011/1553090/mercedes-benz_e_220_cdi_blueefficiency.html

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