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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by JOGICE(m): 7:19am On Jul 18, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 7:34am On Jul 18, 2018
Am here now, where is ikombe and wizsoley
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 8:17am On Jul 18, 2018
Youngzubi:



u welcome man
infact i go try do more just for u i go halla u for next update
thank u my man
Na so baba, na you ooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 18, 2018
Dat moment wen boaz show face for indian films u go hear (gehgehuuuunn) but spana but we dey here nothing do u
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2018
Shuuuu bros e like say u don enter be dat
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by olacarz(m): 2:21pm On Jul 18, 2018
tehehe, spanna don enter one chance
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 3:14pm On Jul 18, 2018
bro, wetyn dey happen na... u just leave us dey salivate u no give us food; abi na Pavlov theory u dey try on us... abeg we don wait tire na... sama us multiple episodes na; make d level just dey go smoothly.. just got back from my patrol with my soldiers here in d front lines around our AOR in Borno and na ya side my mind first go... this ya juju dey potent o... no dull me abeg... I remain ya boy cool austyne, d officer with a sauce...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rufdan(m): 3:19pm On Jul 18, 2018
Bros come and continue ooo or I go off spana light oo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:18pm On Jul 18, 2018
Episode..............9






GBEDU!!!!!!
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AH! OGA FRANK!
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EMMM! YA FATHER!!
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Na today i know say spana fit flatten sotey e go come small like biro cover,as oga FRANK and him people enter the room unexpectedly naso him wife jump comot for my body"

"fear grip me die!"to the extent that spana wey big like hose come shrink,e come small like biro cover"nahim be say nobi only me the fear catch e catch spana too"


"oga FRANK just bend down reach wia the condom wey we don use scatter for ground"he count them as him carry face up look me"Chai come see watin dem dey call red eyes"i no sure say him eye go still white again becos the redness fit boil water"

"so this is the real u!!"this is how u have finally decided to pay me back for all my good deeds to u,i brought u out of that misery u called home,wia yo papa dey f**k u,your neighbor,everybody they all turned u into their sex dull"but i stoop so low i over looked all my high qualities as a d.p.o and marry u in other to give u better life,just for u to live like every other women,i left my home at lekki,my children and family and came down hia just to start a family with u but see how u are paying me back Angela!!!!!!....oga FRANK barked


"am sure its not this young man's fault na u Bola"nah your toto wey no dey see p***s and leave am make e pass".....said oga FRANK


"ah oga FRANK thank gawd u know".....i tried to prove innocent



taawwaa!!!!!

"omo the slap land from sky becos i nor see the peson wey waya me the thunder becos this one pass ordinary slap" every wia come dark for my eyes i nor dey see anything again apart from the zuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! sound wey the slap left for my ear"
"nah when i hear oga FRANK say"well done musa, i come know say na one of the police slap me"


"see my boy if u get anything for house wey sweat"u better enter house go chop all of them now becos na hell fire direct o!,see u just win yourself free passport to hell fire"oo! gawd how i go take explain am to u"nah death infact as i dey look u so nah only your skeleton i dey see,u don reach station before" .......oga FRANK asked me




"watin be station?..i ask back


"taawaaahhhh!!!!!" another slap from sky"



ah!!! oga France i be station no sorry i sabi barrack" i no fit understand watin i dey talk sef,becos i don forget the question"

"nah gawd go punish musa"nah gawd go slap deaf and dump put for him,note" na for mind i dey yan all this one

"na who be France".....oga FRANK ask

"na oga FRANK i talk"...i answered



"no leave am just reserve the remaing slap till we reach station".....oga FRANK told musa who have already lift up him hand"


"no oga make we show him small pepper hia before we go carry am go station"....the police with the heavy hammer said..


"comot all him clothes and bring that razor wey dey there"we go skin him small p***s before we toll him to station wia him life go finally end"....musa said



"ah oga FRANK abeg no do me like this abeg na abeg i dey beg"i take gawd and the whole angel wey full heaven name beg u oga".....fear catch me as i sight musa opening the razor,so nobi play sef"na which kind darwf this musa be"short people dey wicked o!


"uuugruuuhhh!!!!,police wife cover her mouth run enter toilet as she go vomit"

"so u don get belle Angela!!!!,who give u belle!!!!,....oga FRANK barked


"Chai thank gawd o! at least as she run go vomit they all draw their attention comot for my side even musa wey don open razor finish"


"tohhh taaahh!! paa!! na who give u belle?? ok u never won talk abi? tawwa!!!....Ehen!! ok u dey prove strong head abi..ok musa!!!...oga frank called


zziirrr!!!!....musa answered


"come tear am slap"....said oga FRANK



"sure zziirrr!! musa answered as him match near police wife"



"u no won tokw abi??"..musa asked police wife


"u dear not touch me"....bola answered



"taaaawwaaaaaa!!!!!!...omo come see confession


"ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! aye mi o!,na oga landlord o ! na oga landlord!!"...bola confessed


"what!!!!!!! u mean Mr ajayi had s-x with u"he impregnated u?...no this can't be no no no!!!!....oga FRANK dash outside immediately


" oya move out!!"....one of the police shout for my head as them drag me go outside"


"as we step outside nahim spata open gate bounce enter compound"





to be continued.....

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2018
abeg make una no vex as i late today and e come short
nobi my fault o!,today no just give me chance at all,work work work!

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2018
Youngzubi:
abeg make una no vex as i late today and e come short

nobi my fault o!,today no just give me chance at all,work work work!

Nice work....i dey hail oooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Centino: 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2018
Good job man and thanks for the dedication.

I dey your corner no shaking! grin grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 4:50pm On Jul 18, 2018
Youngzubi:
abeg make una no vex as i late today and e come short

nobi my fault o!,today no just give me chance at all,work work work!
I think sey u don go AWOL since wey u give us another episode. But this one short na cry... so we go wait another long time for the next one? Choi!

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 4:53pm On Jul 18, 2018
Boss you too much, just keep the updates coming

More ink to ur pen
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2018
"fear grip me die!"to the extent that spana wey big like hose come shrink,e come small like biro cover"nahim be say nobi only me the fear catch e catch spana too"

Laughter Dr. I hail you, the above refers got me laughing all through. Well done, please when is our next appointment aka update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Mariojames95(m): 5:54pm On Jul 18, 2018
nice one.. you sabi yarn correct apata... wetin spana dey find him go take eye see am..
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2018
Slap of the holy soldier grin

Sorry oooo Spana
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kingin55(m): 7:13pm On Jul 18, 2018
dem still dey do u well jare
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Karrisleo(m): 7:42pm On Jul 18, 2018
This opp self go kill person with laugh, ahahaaaas grin grin

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 8:31pm On Jul 18, 2018
hmm spana i pity u after GOD fear soldier
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:57pm On Jul 18, 2018
Centino:
Good job man and thanks for the dedication.

I dey your corner no shaking! grin grin


thank u my man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2018
[quote author=Speakout03 post=69498208]"fear grip me die!"to the extent that spana wey big like hose come shrink,e come small like biro cover"nahim be say nobi only me the fear catch e catch spana too"

Laughter Dr. I hail you, the above refers got me laughing all through. Well done, please when is our next appointment aka update[/quote
]

abi nah..............

just make sure u open mouth wiiiidddeee eh! then shout the laugh like say u dey pray for mountain of fire!

u welcome my man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2018
@kiddoill nobi say i fail my promise o!(° _°)
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emmylovex(m): 12:35am On Jul 19, 2018
Bro U 3much ,this story sweet gan.u fit sell waffi still collect change.keep it up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by horwa140: 1:02am On Jul 19, 2018
Firstly make unhide myself good job bro
But abeg unto say u don dey see comment,u don see follower con dey limit d update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ejerukeuzezi(m): 7:06am On Jul 19, 2018
dope story bro.... we need more���
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 8:29am On Jul 19, 2018
Youngzubi:
@kiddoill
nobi say i fail my promise o!(° _°)
Just take ur time my man and dish us more jare...I dey ur back
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by purity247(m): 9:01am On Jul 19, 2018
sparta dey always late im for join the ministry grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rufdan(m): 9:07am On Jul 19, 2018
Good morning youngzubi more ink to pen.tualle
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:22am On Jul 19, 2018
horwa140:
Firstly make unhide myself good job bro
But abeg unto say u don dey see comment,u don see follower con dey limit d update



nobi so bross

u no go understand,there are some certain times one would be so occupied with work that he won't have time for himself talk less of other things..

so my man i promise to make next update very long infact it would cover lot of things


still ur guy youngzubi Twale!! joor o!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by mekonglobal(m): 11:09am On Jul 19, 2018
Hmmmmm! Whats cooking here? This smells nice, youngzubi welldone oo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 1:38pm On Jul 19, 2018
Youngzubi please gimme another episode na. Bless my birthday which is today!

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