Youngzubi......

You no go kill me with laff

Thanks for the update

"Jesus!!!!! aunty goodevening ma!..na watin i hear spata shout as him enter the room"

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Sparta i love that guy

"oya idiot carry me go meet her"come show me the nurse becos as u take describe her ehh! i fit sell my papa land just to nack her"... See talj

I don land like container! Clear road make I grab my seat. The last update got me laughing and crying simultaneously. Wehdone youngZuby the wicked producer.

Guy u nor go kill person ooo
Your tori dey burst brain

Chai spata and spana perfect match,u guys are just too funny ,twale! to the boss @youngzubi
best story so far u too much zubi the laff doctor

MrsEvakinqz:
Still following. Ritababe come see better tori oo

tnx

Bro, I beg quick they update us o, cus this ur story dine turn supper for me ooooo

no dulling

Bro con update abeg ur Tory dey sweet me 4 body no be small

Spana u nor go kill me with laugh o.. Abeg update fast

[b][/b]EPISODE.....................14



welcome to warri
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runs guys biz intro
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"e get one thing wey every woman get for their blood"e dey common among them"too much preparation,dem go rub rub sotey their face go come be like watin gawd reject"imagine"since morning we don prepare finish but big mama still sit down face mirror naso so rub rub"i just relax for bed dey look her come dey wonder if na she wey won marry abi e still be her friend daughter"hiyaa!"

"we no quick reach warri dat yesterday but as big mama get mouth wella"we no experience any waka waka at all as we reach the hotel wia we suppose log come see respect,everything don dey down"all the guards get diar own room even spata sef get him own personal room while me and big mama dey for thesame room"trust me nah"i waya her tire till she sleep off by 5:45 am"she just wake by 9 and time dey talk 11:10. she still dey prepare


"spana!"........big mama call me as i sit down for bed dey wait for am



"ma!".....na me answer



"abeg come hold this thing for me make i rub am fast Eh!".....she yan


"hold watin? ah big mama so u still dey rub upon say u don apply like 4 different emm! em! ah watin dem dey call all this una thing sef Ehen!! pancake yes pan-cake"



"will u shut up and get ya stupid sef hia now!!!"......big mama shout"i no even know when i take reach wia she sit down dey do her make up rubbish as i grab one silver box with golden design for him body,she begin take some powder wey dey inside begin rub"


"good boy" u better stop all this ya yeye talk"......big mama yan as she begin rub her face



"eh! mama shebi nah reception we go'go straight abi".......i ask onto say i nor dey like church,asin nah from church gate sleep dey always begin catch me




"yes nah abi u won go church??....big mama ask


"no o!" e beta make we just storm the reception lagadat ".....i reply


"ok"....big mama answered as her phone begin ring nahim i rush go carry am from side stool wia e dey" Chai na iphone x


"help me pick am"....big mama yan


"ehh!".....i yan

"pick it spana"......big mama



"ha! nah only for ear i dey hear iphone x till now i never see am kolokolo"my wahala sef na say i nor know wich one be the back and front as i begin turn the phone around hiyaa!! "abeg mama come pick this thing o!...i yan as i begin confuse



"Wat? so u can't pick the phone ha nawa for u o!"spana give me my phone yeye human being""......big mama yan as she grab the phone comot from my hand


"hello"....
"yea am on my way already"
"no dont worry trust me nah"am with him just relax u will meet him face to face "sure there are even two"very cute guys trust me only looking at them u gonna go wet"yea bye am on my way"


"oya make we dey go"people wey i won introduce una don dey wait o!...big mama yan as she carry bag and we waka comot"



"spata them wit all the security guards don already kit gan! Chai money good o! as i bounce outside with big mama come see as all the guards just dey samah me respect"nah only spata just stand dey look me like fish head"


"we all enter moto as we zoom off straight to party"



"after 28mins drive we land for one huge gate come see security both police soldiers thugs all of them full every wia like fly come dey patrol with ak"



"them no even check us as them sight big mama nah just sure ma! welcome ma! i dey hear"i even dey peep maybe i go fit sight oga frank or musa nah those two dey fear me diee!!"



"we land inside the compound as our moto park"all of us waka come down as the security guards direct us enter the gaint hall omo i happy onto say i no appear poor at all,becos the kin big big lady and girls wey full dia Chai come see as dem dey look me dey wink ,big mama sef notice am as she direct me and spana go one table as she waka go dey greet her friend"hug"peck u know all that kin greeting nah"



"as big mama take instruct her body guards she tell dem say four go stay wia we park our moto two go follow her then two go dey with me and spata"

"Chai e sweet me diee! as those two huge giants take stand for my back as i sit down with spata"


"hello"
na one fine hot babe like dat waka come meet us for our table Chai see packaging she dress pkaa!!

"hi"i reply as i take eye scan her body assets


"please excuse us"nobody is allowed to talk to him"..striker yan to the hot babe as him direct her away"


"Chai stroke abi striker u dey mad asin dem dey do u??...spata para as him vex die!



"shut it man"ok sorry man for chasing the big fish away but thats Wat big mama instructed me to do"......striker yan



"ah! so that woman no want make we get connection abi"ok na we go see we sha see!".....spata yan as him relax for him sit


"striker, i call him as one better idea struck my head"

"yes boss man"....striker answer as him near me"


"help me get that lady contact"500k if tinz work out well"....i yan striker


"hmm ok but u gat to make it 1mile man i deal in million bro"...striker yan



"ok deal"....i yan


"no p i go run tinz normal before we leave just relax"u'er damn hot man see, a lot of them will still come so have it in mind dat each bae is 1mile x the number i l'll get for u man".....striker yan


"ok just dey get diar contact me and Spata go dey arrange diar change".....i yan




"omo plenty artist them together with top top comedians full the event"hot hot ladies and babes wey full every wia no even gree me concentrate at all"if i carry my head go this side naso my eye go jam one bae like that she go smile and wink"nah the same thing dey happen to spata sef"




"we tey for the event o!"come see drink e be like water"spata don drink tire him wey nodey run for drink"trust my guy him don drunk die!"as him begin shout today na my birthday so every body drinnnnnnnnnk!!!!!!
drink drink bill na for my head"


"big mama later come our table come tell us say time for introduction don reach"na two hot twine slap striker take clear spata eye as him drag am go backyard"


"we reach wia the big big ladies sit down omo nah V I P section be that o!'" big mama begin introduce me and spata as we begin greet and shake them,we follow them talk small,some of them come dey drag us say we go follow them go log for hotel tonight but i no ready at all"trust spata him agree sharpaly but we collect contacts sha"



"after the women part we waka go the senators them side"guards no even gree me and spata enter there as only big mama waka enter"nah later she waka comot come carry us enter"come see top top senators them "omo nah that moment i know say nah big job i dey into so"becos babies no dey among them at all!"


"nah dia me and spata relax till big mama come signal us say nah time to go"


"we shake hand with some of them before we tear run go outside"


"so spata u have a date tonight"...big mama ask spata



"yes o!"infact my body just dey jolly since"....spata yan


"good so u will go with her'..make sure u do ur job very well am sure u won't be getting anything less than 20million from her".....big mama yan


"ehh!! 20 mile ontop the enjoyment again ha! best job so far"....spata yan as one long white moto wey resemble remozeal abi nah watin dem dey call dat moto wey long die aha! nahim blow horn for our back as the door open Chai spata dive inside as him jam door gbiimm!....voom!!! they zoom off



"so watin be ya own plan spana big mama ask me'



"emm! ah big mama e get one better runs wey i won stay back handle for hia in warri nah next tomorrow i go come back to lagos....i yan to big mama onto say i won reach my cabar go see my ma 'le"


"ok take this""big mama yan as she carry heavy bundle of money give me"


"ah! big mama all this one for me! Chai na baba gawd go samah u better money jare"..i yan as i grab the money


"i follow them comot reach one junction like that as i waka come down wave dem good bye"they zoom off as striker trow paper to me omo i run go grab am Chai nah list of contacts"oh! boy i pocket am as i enter bike go log for hotel but i sha carry one fine olosho wey go keep my night frenzyy"nah tomorrow morning i go dey go my ma'le dem place..


to be continued

nice one bros come top up fast o! as e dey hot

stevodot22:
I don land like container! Clear road make I grab my seat. The last update got me laughing and crying simultaneously. Wehdone youngZuby the wicked producer.

u welcome my man

u.land well jare

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pradoic:
Chai spata and spana perfect match,u guys are just too funny ,twale! to the boss @youngzubi
best story so far u too much zubi the laff doctor

i dey feel u bro @pradoic

Mehn u don turn people to addicts with this ur tori, my guy well done.... Abeg I dey Sidon dey wait update

Youngzubi, your mama born you well Jarri,if see as I just dey open teeth for office today, people come dey wonder wetin dey do this one

So admin for naira land no wan move this tori enta fp, akert. Thanks my man laugh Dr. Wen b next appointment

Update this tori abeg I don open the link for another background for my ucmini browser I just de refresh almost every time the Tori de sweet me no be small abeg update.

I like this business in particular! I beg, span come introduce for big mama.wehdone youngzubi

EstatesinLagos:
Youngzubi, your mama born you well Jarri,if see as I just dey open teeth for office today, people come dey wonder wetin dey do this one

thanks man

Speakout03:
So admin for naira land no wan move this tori enta fp, akert. Thanks my man laugh Dr. Wen b next appointment

abi,bros ya head dey dia jare!

Horlaslim:
Update this tori abeg I don open the link for another background for my ucmini browser I just de refresh almost every time the Tori de sweet me no be small abeg update.

gee i go waya the date very soon

stevodot22:
I like this business in particular! I beg, span come introduce for big mama.wehdone youngzubi

hmmm!!!! ok i go grant ya wish

just watch out for next update u will be introduced my man

@stevodot ------ stevo

Youngzubi you know sey I like ur tori too much I take Jah beg you. The suspense b4 the next episode dey affect my belle. E go better to wait 2days and get 2 straight episode than one per day or one and half day. Biko kwa!
And again you promise to correct wetin I mention last time. I never see the corrections o. The quotation marks still too much as e dey make me see double begin dey wonder who dey talk.
Good job again

Youngzubi:





hmmm!!!! ok i go grant ya wish

just watch out for next update u will be introduced my man

@stevodot ------ stevo

oya three gbosa for the man wey sabi. Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!

Menh, it's getting interesting bro......you had been keeping me busy wid your story. keep it up....more updates pls.

Lecturer.... we dey clazz de wait for u naw..show us love