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Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:31am On Jul 01, 2018 |
How can the mods ban our YahwehPenis. What's the offence he committed? This is partiality, as in how can you ban somebody because of his belief? For crying out loud the guy's belief is that he is the joystick of Yahweh. All of a sudden he was banned. #BringBackYahwehPenis 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:33am On Jul 01, 2018 |
Quotable quotes from YahwehPenis: 1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33 2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26 3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23 4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17 5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:40am On Jul 01, 2018 |
6. Straf to enter in at the strait pvssy gate, for wide is the pvssyway that leads to destruction. Luke 13:24 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:38am On Jul 07, 2018 |
7. Sex and affections are things above, not the things of the earth. Colossians 3:2 |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:46pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
8. Cum unto me, all ye that are in labour and are heavily loaded and I will giv you rest. Rub my yolk upporn ursef for my yolk is good & my egg is better. Matt. 11:28-29 |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 2:53am On Jul 18, 2018 |
laugh now, you will cry later Matthew 13:48-50 When it was full, the fishermen hauled it ashore. Then they sat down, sorted the good fish into containers, and threw the bad ones away. That is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will go out, cull out the evil people from among the righteous ones, and will throw them into a blazing furnace. In that place there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.” Galatians 6:6-10 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; 2 Peter 3:3-6 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires 20. Psalm 1:1-6 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction. 1 Like |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
Yahweh's Peniis is missing |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by Holyede: 7:51pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
geoworldedu:next? how about burning him? (whip) seems your type can only be heard here like that demon, nice ? (slap) 1+1=(11)(yours truly) we should have a section for ignorant ignobles to exercise their arrant congenital buffoonery (kick) lap) |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:39am On Jul 21, 2018 |
Holyede:What's your point in summary? |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
#BringBackYahwehPenis |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 8:26pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
Hmm |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:53am On Jul 24, 2018 |
geoworldedu: folks, geoworldedu is a supporter of otemanuduno alias OtemAtum alias OtemSapien alias whoknows and the doctufos mob they are obsessed with homo sapiens 1 Like |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 9:08am On Jul 24, 2018 |
johnw47:What's this one saying? |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:09am On Jul 25, 2018 |
geoworldedu: duh you slow this one is saying one who is obsessed with anothers peniis is a homo sapien |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
johnw47:read your post again, doesn't seem to make any sense. |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
YahwehPenis: |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:07am On Jul 27, 2018 |
geoworldedu: deny it all you want homo sapien |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 11:22am On Jul 27, 2018 |
johnw47:stop derailing, just tell if you know where Yahweh's peniis is, shikena! |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:49am On Jul 27, 2018 |
geoworldedu: 1 cor 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 7:41pm On Jul 27, 2018 |
johnw47:What's my business with all this? Will it help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis? |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:05am On Jul 28, 2018 |
geoworldedu: 1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:25pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
johnw47:duh. Jst because Yahweh's peniis is missing? |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:55am On Aug 05, 2018 |
geoworldedu: ^^^ just one thing on the mind of this homo sapien Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly geoworldedu: geoworldedu: geoworldedu: geoworldedu: |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:04pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
Yahweh's pennis is still missing 1 Like |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:56pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
geoworldedu: google gay hangouts and you will see places where you can find all the peniis you want |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 5:58pm On Sep 27, 2018 |
johnw47:Yahweh's peniis? |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:26am On Sep 28, 2018 |
geoworldedu: i have already told you geo: johnw47: geo, you cannot get peniis out of your mind, which lends to the saying: "for where your treasure is there will your heart be also" |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 4:39pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
johnw47:you are not making sense. Where is Yahweh's peniis is the question here. |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 12:12am On Oct 12, 2018 |
geoworldedu: geoworldedu: your question and business here is your blasphemy of YAHWEH and your love of peniis |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 6:58pm On Oct 15, 2018 |
johnw47:I love Yahweh's peniis, not every other kind of peniis biko. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by johnw47: 11:42pm On Oct 15, 2018 |
geoworldedu: ha ha geo we know different to that don't we, you are infatuated with peniis, you cannot stop mentioning peniis in many of your posts romans 1:27 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. Jud 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. |
Re: Mods Please Bring Back Yahwehpenis by geoworldedu: 2:02pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
johnw47:I'm only infatuated to Yahweh's peniis because of the inspiration thst comes out of it. |
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