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'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by HeWrites(m): 1:49pm On Jul 29, 2018
A pretty lady on Twitter @Ms_MeHarley has unlocked a whole new level of missing sex after she took to her Twitter TL to share that she has missed sex so much that she now gets jealous of her door when she put key in it.

Read her tweet below;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9078/i-miss-sex-so-much-i-even-get-jealous-of-my-door-when-i-put-the-key-in-it-lady.html



Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by n0fav0rs: 1:54pm On Jul 29, 2018
Sex is life
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by wunmi590(m): 1:56pm On Jul 29, 2018
Aye ti baje

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 29, 2018
She might as well use the key on herself. Jeloxing a door cos of keyhole?? Is that not the beginning of m@dness??

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 1:59pm On Jul 29, 2018
shocked thought I've seen it all
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by HeWrites(m): 2:00pm On Jul 29, 2018
undecided

This is obviously new online HOElosho looking for customers for her pussay.

My candid advice for her is that she should Insert the same key into your pussay and turn it 360 and if no satisfaction is achieved, she should put the padlock in too or dm Donstan18 to come and service her for free

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by CastedGist: 2:24pm On Jul 29, 2018
cool
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by delugajackson: 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2018
Believe me, there are so many sexually frustrated ladies out there.

I saw a lady eating banana. If you see the way she was masticulating this banana, she was eating this banana with impunity. I don't even need to tell you what happened with the cucumber.

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Kdon2: 2:44pm On Jul 29, 2018
HeWrites:
A pretty lady on Twitter @Ms_MeHarley has unlocked a whole new level of missing sex after she took to her Twitter TL to share that she has missed sex so much that she now gets jealous of her door when she put key in it.

Read her tweet below;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9078/i-miss-sex-so-much-i-even-get-jealous-of-my-door-when-i-put-the-key-in-it-lady.html


i
Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Loaded babe! kiss

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Amarabae(f): 2:50pm On Jul 29, 2018
She will weep bitterly whenever she will be sharpening a pencil with a sharpener

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by nanauju(f): 3:33pm On Jul 29, 2018
Maybe the keyhole is tighter than her P.ussyy undecided

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Bluezy13(m): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2018
Amarabae:
She will weep bitterly whenever she will be sharpening a pencil with a sharpener

Hehehe...


How do you girls even conceive these thoughts cheesy

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Bossontop(m): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2018
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by smano4you(m): 7:07pm On Jul 29, 2018
We run a secret group for ladies, married women, divorce who need a secret sex mate and those want to have sex for money.
If you are interested send your email to facemebonny@gmail.com
Your secret is save with us.
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by franchasng: 7:10pm On Jul 29, 2018
Amarabae:
She will weep bitterly whenever she will be sharpening a pencil with a sharpener
your mind is so sharp to construct this cheesy

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 29, 2018
delugajackson:
Believe me, there are so many sexually frustrated ladies out there.

I saw a lady eating banana. If you see the way she was masticulating this banana, she was eating this banana with impunity. I don't even need to tell you what happened with the cucumber.



I don't believe this. In my endless search for a Hot lady, I have not mistakenly found one!
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 29, 2018
smano4you:
We run a secret group for ladies, married women, divorce who need a secret sex mate and those want to have sex for money.
If you are interested send your email to facemebonny@gmail.com
Your secret is save with us.

Available. Add me please: 08063613471
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 29, 2018
Amarabae:
She will weep bitterly whenever she will be sharpening a pencil with a sharpener
Coman shapun my 7B pencil bby

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Darkseid(m): 8:32pm On Jul 29, 2018
3,335 stupid imbeciles liked the post.

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Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 8:47pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
shocked thought I've seen it all

Swt oyin tongue
My gf that year
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 8:49pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Swt oyin tongue
My gf that year
Your girlfriend? Abeg no provoke me this night
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 8:51pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Your girlfriend? Abeg no provoke me this night

Henry.. So u want deny now BECOZ we are in public undecided
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Henry.. So u want deny now BECOZ we are in public undecided
Stop such jokes, I take God beg you. I am not in a good mood
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 8:55pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Stop such jokes, I take God beg you. I am not in a good mood

Everytime u are not in Good mood?
Have u turned to a sadist over night? undecided

Anyways we go talk later make I just free u now
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 8:56pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Everytime u are not in Good mood?
Have u turned to a sadist over night? undecided

Anyways we go talk later make I just free u now
That's none of your business. Just don't quote me talking rubbish. I take God beg you.
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 8:58pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
That's none of your business. Just don't quote me talking rubbish. I take God beg you.

undecided Are u OK?
Mind how u talk to me.
U think I actually don't know u?
Don't provoke me now.
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 9:01pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


undecided Are u OK?
Mind how u talk to me.
U think I actually don't know u?
Don't provoke me now.
Who cares if you know me or not. I expect you to greet or move on instead of what you said earlier... Please just avoid my post.
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 9:05pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Who cares if you know me or not. I expect you to greet or move on instead of what you said earlier... Please just avoid my post.

Oyin u ain't making sense to me
Why would I avoid ur post. ? undecided
Lol stop being funny. grin
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by nazablossom(f): 9:08pm On Jul 29, 2018
When I saw the topic, I knew it must be from twitter and here we are.
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Oyin u ain't making sense to me
Why would I avoid ur post. ? undecided
Lol stop being funny. grin
I hate what you're doing right now. I take God beg you, don't get me angry this night
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Nightmareo07: 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
I hate what you're doing right now. I take God beg you, don't get me angry this night

undecided.
I still can't get ur point.
What I'm I doing?
Are u ghost that not one should quote u. undecided
Oyin go sleep if u are feeling sleepy abeg
Re: 'I Miss Sex So Much I Even Get Jealous Of My Door When I Put Key In It'- Lady by Oyindidi(f): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2018
Nightmareo07:


undecided.
I still can't get ur point.
What I'm I doing?
Are u ghost that not one should quote u. undecided
Oyin go sleep if u are feeling sleepy abeg
Go sleep abeg leave me

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