lonelydora:


Are you married?

Yes o

Born2Breed:


Nah, thats for rice.

This here is the right soup for pounded yam.

Madam, this thing that you’re doing, is it good?

All I see is that apoti in the kitchen




Givin me memories.

luminouz:

Babe.....I can pound like die
I've been pounding since I was 13...grandma taught me!!

really??


Are you serious??



Okay then. If you put four slices of yam in the mortar, pound for 5 mins, add little water and add 6 slices of yam, calculate the perimeter of the mortar. Take pie to be 3.147

Oyindidi:
Yes o

Your husband do not demand for pounded yam sometimes?

lonelydora:


Your husband do not demand for pounded yam sometimes?

They stand to pound yam in their place. I tried but I can't get it right. They laugh at me cos I couldn't hold the pestle. I give up trying

Oyindidi:
I no sabi pound yam.. I no ready to learn too

you go tey for your papa house Alapa stainless

lordcrypto:
you go tey for your papa house Alapa stainless

Okay, I dey wait you to come marry me

It awo nko?

Oyindidi:
They stand to pound yam in their place. I tried but I can't get it right. They laugh at me cos I couldn't hold the pestle. I give up trying

Okay. A good woman you are. At least, trying to learn. Thought you didn't even care to learn. Keep it up

Oyindidi:
Okay, I dey wait you to come marry me

nah, go and learn how to pound first.

lonelydora:


Okay. A good woman you are. At least, trying to learn. Thought you didn't even care to learn. Keep it up

They'll pound a basin within 20 minutes but no matter how I try, it won't stick together.

lordcrypto:
nah, go and learn how to pound first.

You'll teach me

So, because he is teaching his son how to pound yam, that should be on Nairaland. That is his private affairs and his bisiness. All these are rubbish and arant nonsense.

Oyindidi:
You'll teach me

I no get time

Oyindidi:
They'll pound a basin within 20 minutes but no matter how I try, it won't stick together.

Your boy is handsome.

Oyindidi:
I no sabi pound yam.. I no ready to learn too

come make I pound you

queenbetsy:
really??


Are you serious??



Okay then. If you put four slices of yam in the mortar, pound for 5 mins, add little water and add 6 slices of yam, calculate the perimeter of the mortar. Take pie to be 3.147

Lmaooooo!!!
Well.....u need to gimme the diameter of the pestle!!!

menwongo:
� Joseph Stalin was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place.

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to homes of political office holders during Christmas and Sallah periods to go and collect peanuts?

�Do you see the crowd that welcome our politicians during campaign and when they steal into the villages after elections?

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Share & let your government know we know. Old story, ageless in meaning. True today as it was during Joseph Stalin

wow this is so deep

phemmyfour:
come make I pound you

Nairalanders and wahala

World people leave me alone

is pounding of yam now indigenous to yorubas....

lonelydora:


Your boy is handsome.

Thanks dear

Born2Breed:


Nah, thats for rice.

This here is the right soup for pounded yam.

Nope this is much better (for me though)

if you like pound maize

Next he will teach him how to ride Keke Napep... Jack of all trade... Shild

Why is he teaching the boy an obsolete skill? There are yam pounders and pounded yam flour.

This is like the herdsmen passing down nomadic herding skills in the 21st century

Is that not his Mekalik son be dt, yesterday his was teaching him how to fix car, today how to pound yam maybe tomorrow is how to pack shiit, who knows. I pray he will nt scatter his son brain with this knowledge.

beeblack:
Thanks for the Knowledge and skill passing around. Nobody knows tomorrow, your son can choose Catering over other Courses when he grows.


This is the Soup for the P/yam, I'm waiting

I decided not to eat this night after taking Amala this evening but now you have awaken my craving for food.

Wetin be the name of this movie? Kunle Afolayan have no meaningful thing doing again, He came up with the idea of showing us how he is maltreating his own son. Useless Actor wants to stay relevant

menwongo:
� Joseph Stalin was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place.

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to homes of political office holders during Christmas and Sallah periods to go and collect peanuts?

�Do you see the crowd that welcome our politicians during campaign and when they steal into the villages after elections?

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Share & let your government know we know. Old story, ageless in meaning. True today as it was during Joseph Stalin

I'm here wondering how this story relates to the topic posted. If I tell you to post a factual record of the Stalin event you'll start grumbling and acting belligerent.

Please stick to the subject next time.

Machine dey na. U go jus peel the small boy hands