This has happened twice in three days and since the mods keep ignoring my mails, I have decided to take my matter public.

On Saturday morning I was banned for no reason on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/4640510/how-much-does-estate-surveyor after I tried replying a mention from edoman2016. Since I worked in the Estate Mgt sector for 3 years, I felt I could educate some people who were being misled by the salary scale. Next thing, my harmless comment got banned by the anti-spam bot. I remained banned till Sunday & couldn't reply him.

I sent a mail to the mods about this and got no response.

I let it slide...





Yesterday, I got mysteriously banned again in the middle of the day. Funny thing is: this time I was banned for a comment I didn't make! LOL

Anti-spam bot & the Mod claimed I was banned for "On behalf of those that are not governed by their nether regions, go and be thirsty elsewhere.." which I never typed. I even searched that comment on Nairaland and there was no such comment by any Nairalander (you can try searching too).

Again, I sent the mods a mail to correct the error but got no response.

I just got out of jail again so I've decided to make this public so something can be done.

Is the anti-spam bot on Nairaland malfunctioning or is there some other reason why this keeps happening?





NB: The ban is still in effect in the gaming section.

Why won't you get banned when you're always behaving like an over-grown baby?

Do you have kids?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Why won't you get banned when you're always behaving like an over-grown baby?

Do you have kids?

Lmao
I'm not an evening newspaper, sorry.


Do you want to have my kids?

LuciferChristi:



Lmao
I'm not an evening newspaper, sorry.


Do you want to have my kids?

Have your kids my ass! For the Devil's Son? No, thanks. I'll pass.

You're just more than an evening newspaper.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Have your kids my ass! For the Devil's Son? No, thanks. I'll pass.

You're just more than an evening newspaper.

Hahahahahaha. I reside in a young & happy body & marriage will never ruin this happiness.



Come, mortal. Emulate your progenitor, Eve, lemme fertilize you with my seeds. Our offspring shall rule this earth.

Besides, I'm not "the son". I am Lucifer, the Bearer of Light.

LuciferChristi:



Hahahahahaha. I reside in a young & happy body & marriage will never ruin this happiness.



Come, mortal. Emulate your progenitor, Eve, lemme fertilize you with my seeds. Our offspring shall rule this earth.

Besides, I'm not "the son". I am Lucifer, the Bearer of Light.

You better grow up.

I bind, bundle and cast you into the den of wolves.

UyaiIncomparabl:


You better grow up.

I bind, bundle and cast you into the den of wolves.

Too late.

Incubus shall pay you a visit on my behalf tonight in the form of a Prince Yashua.

Make sure you sleep without undies...

LuciferChristi:




Too late.

Incubus shall pay you a visit on my behalf tonight in the form of a Prince Yashua.

Make sure you sleep without undies...

Funny guy. Abeg just dey go.

UyaiIncomparabl:

Funny guy. Abeg just dey go.

No no no.
I'm dead serious here. Where's your location?

LuciferChristi:




No no no.

I'm dead serious here. Where's your location?

My location? Hades. That's my location.

UyaiIncomparabl:

My location? Hades. That's my location.

Well, I left there a while ago. Came down to earth to torment your kind.

LuciferChristi:




Well, I left there a while ago. Came down to earth to torment your kind.

Hahahaha. You're too funny.
Well, I'm in paradise presently with Father Abraham. I came for a stroll.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Hahahaha. You're too funny.
Well, I'm in paradise presently with Father Abraham. I came for a stroll.

Abraham is not in paradise, your Sriptures lied to you.

Abraham did stretch his hand to touch the Rich Man's tongue with water. I grabbed him & pulled him down here with me. He's been hauling coal into incinerators ever since.

LuciferChristi:




Abraham is not in paradise, your Sriptures lied to you.

Abraham did stretch his hand to touch the Rich Man's tongue with water. I grabbed him & pulled him down here with me. He's been hauling coal into incinerators ever since.

You had better stop being blasphemous.
And it wasn't Abraham who was asked to touch the Rich Man's tongue. It was Lazarus. Abraham is with me in Paradise right now. We are both laughing at your stupidity. Playing Candy Crush together too.

UyaiIncomparabl:


You had better stop being blasphemous.
And it wasn't Abraham who was asked to touch the Rich Man's tongue. It was Lazarus. Abraham is with me in Paradise right now. We are both laughing at your stupidity. Playing Candy Crush together too.

Ignorant mortal.

The Rich man begged Abraham to send Lazarus to him. Go & read your Bible again before Jesus leads you astray.

LuciferChristi:





Ignorant mortal.

The Rich man begged Abraham to send Lazarus to him. Go & read your Bible again before Jesus leads you astray.

Ehen. Isn't it the same thing I typed there? Guy. Carry your sinful soul away from here.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Ehen. Isn't it the same thing I typed there? Guy. Carry your sinful soul away from here.

Didn't I just tell you Abraham decided to do it himself & I grabbed him?

Is there semen in your eye?

LuciferChristi:




Didn't I just tell you Abraham decided to do it himself & I grabbed him?

Is there semen in your eye?

Lol. Abeg just dey go!

UyaiIncomparabl:

Lol. Abeg just dey go!

Go to bed & do all I asked you to.
You'll feel me deep soon...

UyaiIncomparabl:


Have your kids my ass! For the Devil's Son? No, thanks. I'll pass.

You're just more than an evening newspaper.

since u don't want to have his kids ,u can have mine

LuciferChristi:




Go to bed & do all I asked you to.

You'll feel me deep soon...

God forbid!

bidexolumanish:
since u don't want to have his kids ,u can have mine

I'm having for neither!

UyaiIncomparabl:


God forbid!

Incubus returned with glowing remarks. You were really moist and tight unlike most nairaland women.

For the first time this millennia, Incubus failed to pull out.
Inform me when you miss your next period.

I'll send Guardian Demons to protect you.

LuciferChristi:




Incubus returned with glowing remarks. You were really moist and tight unlike most nairaland women.

For the first time this millennia, Incubus failed to pull out.
Inform me when you miss your next period.

I'll send Guardian Demons to protect you.

You need too much help.

UyaiIncomparabl:

You need too much help.

You're right.
I need to help myself to your wetness.

LuciferChristi:



You're right.

I need to help myself to your wetness.

Enough of your vulgarity. Enough.

UyaiIncomparabl:

Enough of your vulgarity. Enough.

I see no vulgar words here. Just your rotten brain thinking at 140km/h.
Is your mouth not wet?