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What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 5:54pm On Aug 05, 2018
your plane is falling down, you are to die 20 or 30 seconds later.

to call your mother and say sorry to her ?

to pray for God ?

to touch and kiss the person who is praying or telephoning ?

it is ok even to kill anyone if he or she refuses to have sex with you .
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by dingbang(m): 5:58pm On Aug 05, 2018
Its very obvious anyone in that situation will pray to God.. Who would be thinking of sex?
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2018
dingbang:
Its very obvious anyone in that situation will pray to God.. Who would be thinking of sex?

last moment still wasted for that white face monkey , you guys call Jesus ? come on, even his name sucks . I wish he could change his name to be Jack or something.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by tzjaynee: 6:02pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


last moment still wasted for that white face monkey , you guys call Jesus ? come on, even his name sucks . I wish he could change his name to be Jack or something.


Jesus loves you

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Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:04pm On Aug 05, 2018
tzjaynee:



Jesus loves you

sorry but I only accept love from big black dicks,,,
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by dingbang(m): 6:07pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


last moment still wasted for that white face monkey , you guys call Jesus ? come on, even his name sucks . I wish he could change his name to be Jack or something.
still the same monkey that you will save your ass when you need redemption

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Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by madridguy(m): 6:10pm On Aug 05, 2018
I will just say Khaleemah Shahadah.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:11pm On Aug 05, 2018
dingbang:
still the same monkey that you will save your ass when you need redemption

I believe in dicks , and black ones only.

I worship that veined thing thrusting deep down my throat and touching my soul, that is what the God only, is capable of doing.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by IamPlato(m): 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:

sorry but I only accept love from big black dicks,,,
...

Just Look At Your Life...

That Big Black Dick Will End Your Life

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Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:13pm On Aug 05, 2018
madridguy:
I will just say Khaleemah Shahadah.

Muslim abracadabra ?
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by Headlesschicken(m): 6:16pm On Aug 05, 2018
undecided how can one possibly have an erection during such a time,these shows that yuh brain cells are really dead,ppl like u whom claim to b nymphos r d type dat do lie down like a dead rat,when a guy x thrusting u,real b!tches don't talk much,dia actions speak 4dem...
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:16pm On Aug 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Just Look At Your Life...


That Big Black Dick Will End Your Life

how ? by thrusting too deep and lacerating my membrane ? by dawdling away my time mooning about them ?

anyway, a thing that can kill me, is the thing that can be entitled to be my God.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by Lozano: 6:17pm On Aug 05, 2018
I will jump out of the window grin
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by IamPlato(m): 6:19pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


how ? by thrusting too deep and lacerating my membrane ? by dawdling away my time mooning about them ?

anyway, a thing that can kill me, is the thing that can be entitled to be my God.

...


Small Sense You Refuse To Have...


Where Are Your Parents? They Should Stop Allowing You Press Their Phone

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Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:21pm On Aug 05, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided how can one possibly have an erection during such a time,these shows that yuh brain cells are really dead,ppl like u whom claim to b nymphos r d type dat do lie down like a dead rat,when a guy x thrusting u,real b!tches don't talk much,dia actions speak 4dem...

I don't need that guy to have erection at that moment, I can kiss him all over his body. I guess many people want to die in the arms of even a stranger. try to use your imaginations vicariously.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by madridguy(m): 6:22pm On Aug 05, 2018
Kalimah Syahaadah

اَشْهَدُ اَنْ لَّآ اِلٰهَ اِلَّا اللہُ وَحْدَهٗ لَا شَرِيْكَ لَهٗ وَ اَشْهَدُ اَنَّ مُحَمَّدً اعَبْدُهٗ وَرَسُوْلُهٗؕ
Ašh-hadu an-lā ilāha il-lal-lahu, wah-dahu, lā sha-reeka la-hu, wa ašh-hadu an-na Muḥammadan ʿabduhu wa rasūluhu

I bear witness that none is worthy of worship but Allah, the One alone, without partner, and I bear witness that Muhammad [peace be upon him] is His Messenger


ugandalady:


Muslim abracadabra ?
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by Headlesschicken(m): 6:27pm On Aug 05, 2018
undecided Common sense definitely eludes u,try using yuh imagination to see yuhself vin one..
ugandalady:


I don't need that guy to have erection at that moment, I can kiss him all over his body. I guess many people want to die in the arms of even a stranger. try to use your imaginations vicariously.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:28pm On Aug 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Small Sense You Refuse To Have...


Where Are Your Parents? They Should Stop Allowing You Press Their Phone

don't you agree that , no matter what or who that kills you, that person or thing is somehow magical, it could be the God.

anyway, if the God decides to kill me by the help of big black dicks, then big black dicks is my God .
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
madridguy:
Kalimah Syahaadah

اَشْهَدُ اَنْ لَّآ اِلٰهَ اِلَّا اللہُ وَحْدَهٗ لَا شَرِيْكَ لَهٗ وَ اَشْهَدُ اَنَّ مُحَمَّدً اعَبْدُهٗ وَرَسُوْلُهٗؕ
Ašh-hadu an-lā ilāha il-lal-lahu, wah-dahu, lā sha-reeka la-hu, wa ašh-hadu an-na Muḥammadan ʿabduhu wa rasūluhu

I bear witness that none is worthy of worship but Allah, the One alone, without partner, and I bear witness that Muhammad [peace be upon him] is His Messenger



it is ok. if your God has a big black dick , I will love him too.

anyway, are you sure your God is a black ? because I have no feeing to any whites ,
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by IamPlato(m): 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


don't you agree that , no matter what or who that kills you, that person or thing is somehow magical, it could be the God.

anyway, if the God decides to kill me by the help of big black dicks, then big black dicks is my God .
...


You Need Deliverance from The Demons Of Big Black Dick that Has Built estate in Your Life

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Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:36pm On Aug 05, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided Common sense definitely eludes u,try using yuh imagination to see yuhself vin one..

you are too naïve to understand death.

if you prefer God , why would you get married ?

you are afraid of being old and even worse, dying ALONE !

to die in the arms of another person is your instinct. you will fling your rubbish God into dustbin at the last moment.

pay attention to see how your father dies one day, and see any religious reflection in his mind at that moment?! he needs sex and caress ! or a simple hug .
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:39pm On Aug 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


You Need Deliverance from The Demons Of Big Black Dick that Has Built estate in Your Life

sure, you are demons. why not all you guys commit suicide right now .

happy to hear demons admit who they really are !!

why do you black dicks crawl out of the hell to seduce demure white ladies ??
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by IamPlato(m): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


sure, you are demons. why not all you guys commit suicide right now .

happy to hear demons admit who they really are !!

why do you black dicks crawl out of the hell to seduce demure white ladies ??
...


Its Time I Leave this Thread
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by dingbang(m): 6:47pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


I believe in dicks , and black ones only.

I worship that veined thing thrusting deep down my throat and touching my soul, that is what the God only, is capable of doing.
and I guess you are happy being a slave to the black dick..
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by Cholls(m): 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2018
my brother I will shuk my cocck in one fine pussy....nothing can stop me am all the way up!
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2018
dingbang:
and I guess you are happy being a slave to the black dick..

no , I hate the God for making me love BBC. I prefer to be an orchid, or some neutral-sex plant in my next life .
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 6:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
Cholls:
my brother I will shuk my cocck in one fine pussy....nothing can stop me am all the way up!

at least you tell the honest answer.

pity that so many people have no idea what they really would do. I guess most of them will just gawk and tremble. they don't even notice you are fvcking them.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by BiggerbossAmani(m): 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


no , I hate the God for making me love BBC. I prefer to be an orchid, or some neutral-sex plant in my next life .
Do you know you are stupid too much
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by dingbang(m): 7:00pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


no , I hate the God for making me love BBC. I prefer to be an orchid, or some neutral-sex plant in my next life .
hate it or love it, you are a slave to the black dick.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 7:01pm On Aug 05, 2018
dingbang:
hate it or love it, you are a slave to the black dick.

sure, why not ? BBC are slaves to my money. it is a fair trade.
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by dingbang(m): 7:02pm On Aug 05, 2018
ugandalady:


sure, why not ? BBC are slaves to my money. it is a fair trade.
nope.. You have a craving, and you pay to be satisfied, that means you are a slave to your craving
Re: What Will You Do In The Last Minute Of An Air Accident? by ugandalady: 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2018
dingbang:
nope.. You have a craving, and you pay to be satisfied, that means you are a slave to your craving

that is right. you make BBC more miserable by pointing out that they are not just commodities , instead they are only OBJECTS.

I pay for MY cravings. I go to travel in Africa and see and play the objects . the only reason why you exist is because I need you to .

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