Kazikazi:
Do u think its only turkana which is a mess? What about Boringo?kajiado or a drunkard in ur state house of kenya?

ndugu yangu.this issue of beastility somehow arouses you.waipenda chini ya maji.your obsession with beastility has started raising concern in this forum.

Kazikazi:
Kenya have too many issues to solve.we are not talking about turkana alone.The whole nation of kenya is in a real serious mess.mombasa is a mess; kibera; mathare(shamba or valley); marsabit; central kenya ( bestiality's capital); everywhere is a mess.I tell u again go help ur fellow kenyans..

kazikazi its about time you get out of the closet.your obsession with beastility is on another level.

theenchanter:
lol, Nigeria is already using Artificial Intelligence banking.....Leo of UBA emerged as best digital banking institution in Nigeria n now spreading AI banking across west Africa, should be in Kenya before 2020

Nigeria use mobile banking too but it's integrated with banks and telcos unlike d case in Kenya where they still send and receive money through text messages and agents.

Nigeria is in digital banking era but our east African brothers are still stucked with mpesa.

Most probably you've taken that concept from M-pesa....all this banks are connected to Mpesa in Kenya, including "ecobank Kenya"

kikuyu1:


The typical DANGOTELAND genius! In a way I envy you-with your moronic IQ you'll never know how dumb you are.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7539660_images2_jpeg8a38ef15772cafb04789a7778aff64ab

Neither are you able to feel embarrassment for such public 'tardation! Reminds me of my pal J;he was not only happy hitting the kitkat of this ugloid but actually wanted to marry her,goddammit!'

all rants.....no substantial input.

gallivant:


You spend too much time on Kenyan issues while in Tanzania, things fall apart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Kenyans are your gods..

hahaha.the revelation.ukweli usemwe

theenchanter:
LMAO.....obsessive comparison disorder.

Hahaha,that's what Kikuyu1 is suffering from. It's so sad and funny at the same time.

Kur17:


What do you mean!!, In kenya with Mpesa/phone u can do everything with your bank account at anytime, from withdrawal to deposits to paying bills from your account...they're integrated, infant Mpesa is a bank by itself

that's better.

Kur17:


Most probably you've taken that concept from M-pesa....all this banks are connected to Mpesa in Kenya, including "ecobank Kenya"

no, we didn't.

Kur17:


Most probably you've taken that concept from M-pesa....all this banks are connected to Mpesa in Kenya, including "ecobank Kenya"

Mpesa again? That service started by Britons?

theenchanter:
no, we didn't.

I want to show you how Mpesa works, I hope u'll understand...If you want to withdraw/deposit from your bank, you clique "M-banking services"

obaaderemi:
Mpesa again? That service started by Britons?

Which specific Briton and does it change its purpose

Kur17:

Which specific Briton and does it change its purpose

Ignore that primate. Let him continue worshipping Britons.

gallivant:


You spend too much time on Kenyan issues while in Tanzania, things fall apart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Kenyans are your gods..

Kazikazi and Annael Nigerians need interpretation here

gallivant:


You spend too much time on Kenyan issues while in Tanzania, things fall apart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Kenyans are your gods..

This kazikazi dude is from that district with five sewing machines

kikuyu1:
Gallivant,mtis,taysermahiri,kur17 and yobeezy aren't you tired? This annael thing is even dumber than the standard Dangotelander who can still learn,btw. Notice how they no longer brag about their economy-when is the last time they mentioned their 500 bn$ GDP?
Obadeeremi and daejoyoung lets rest momentarily the critical consumption data. Why does the 'Giant' have such an abysmal mortgage/GDP ratio? We've been trying to improve this for the longest time-what's your excuse,especially with your 'superior' banking and e commerce iinfrastructure ?



3.1% to 0.6%. How,mofos when Tz is at 0.5% Pls explain fast so we can return to consumption data.

Seen the 2017 good country report? All nations are listed on a variety of indices reflecting their individual contribution to the global good in an annual index.



https://goodcountry.org/index/results

Guess who's 63 ahead of Fiji and Russia and 126 as usual keeping company with Lesotho and Burundi?

Sure,if those are the real data then,I don't see any need to waste our precious time arguing out with these dumb and ignorant folks from Nigeria and Tanzania.
They just hate Kenya with passion even if dashed with facts.
A Tanzanian fool in this thread is busy creating stupid threads discussing about Kenya in their jamii forum even if we don't pay attention to them.

Kur17:
Shopping Malls in Nairobi

Mr. you don't need to post these pics here cause we've post them here many times indeed.

Leave these Tanzanian idiots to continue swallowing ignorance.

Yobeezy:


Mr. you don't need to post these pics here cause we've post them here many times indeed.

Leave these Tanzanian idiots to continue swallowing ignorance.

It's good to reboot their lazy brains...

theenchanter:
lol, Nigeria is already using Artificial Intelligence banking.....Leo of UBA emerged as best digital banking institution in Nigeria n now spreading AI banking across west Africa, should be in Kenya before 2020

Nigeria use mobile banking too but it's integrated with banks and telcos unlike d case in Kenya where they still send and receive money through text messages and agents.

Nigeria is in digital banking era but our east African brothers are still stucked with mpesa.

You're bragging of m-banking that Kenya had already achieved hers 6years ago by incorporating the mobile money tech with the banking system,even PayPal is now linked with mpesa where you can send money to any country in the world that has PayPal transaction.

So that your bragging should be kind of local,not international

gallivant:


You spend too much time on Kenyan issues while in Tanzania, things fall apart!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Kenyans are your gods..

Seriously? And they'll come here massaging their egos with zero development projects,the likes of Annael and kazikazi..rubbish

Lionessaza6, how is uBaba ka Duduzane ?

And whats up with Malema and weight?

Found this funny as hell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXaNCTTvlw0

Yobeezy:


You're bragging of m-banking that Kenya had already achieved hers 6years ago by incorporating the mobile money tech with the banking system,even PayPal is now linked with mpesa where you can send money to any country in the world that has PayPal transaction.

So that your bragging should be kind of local,not international

Nigerians are NOT even allowed to receive money via paypal. The same is true for Tanzania. These folks are twins.

One guy is trying to help Tanzanians get the benefit by having his readers sign a petition to Paypal

https://www.change.org/p/daniel-schulman-tanzanians-need-to-receive-funds-via-paypal

https://nigerianfinder.com/paypal-in-nigeria-how-to-open-and-verify-a-paypal-account-in-nigeria/

Meanwhile a Kenyan can send or receive money via paypal straight from/to his phone via M-Pesa within minutes.

We are in different worlds with these two countries its just embarrassing to be on the same thread.

Apparently Tanzanian laws and regulations do not comply with international laws and regulations - the main reason Tanzanians cannot receive money via PayPal. For Nigeria its straight forward scamming.

Kur17:

Which specific Briton and does it change its purpose

We've been over this many pages back.Don't you notice how your boys hardly mention Mpesa,Möbius and Safaricom here again?

kikuyu1:


Statistically speaking the difference was miniscule which is to say insignificant so out of christian charity I gave you superior beer capita consumption.

http://thenationonlineng.net/report-nigeria-leads-beer-consumption/



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

The author is obviously a Dangotelander,genetically incapable of understanding the per capita concept,of which much more later!
Here's why:at the Dangoteland Institute of Economics only population matters in terms of growth and also only the naira can measure the indig economy unlike the universal practice in Suriname,Swaziland,Croatia or Canada. Some of you may be delivered from mental blankness so I'm playing my part.
Here's milk consumption!! This,like beer consumption is a direct reflection of disposable income but imo is even more important for its direct health implications.

Could only find old stats from 2007 to 2004.



http://chartsbin.com/view/1491

Which country is which? Hint-its the same as steel/sugar/vehicles per 1000/oil/meat comparisons etc etc

You should be ashamed if a country like Nigeria with its huge Muslim population far bigger than the entire Little India population could beat you in beer consumption per capita. . So,now it's milk consumption per capita. And any country that has a lower milk consumption per capita than the other to you must automatically have a smaller GDP per capita. It would interest you to know that the United States has a lower milk consumption per capita than Albania, one of Europe's poorest countries . Nigeria's GDP is Africa's biggest at around $500bn. Your tears and moaning on nairaland can not change that. They only show your pain.

TayserMahiri:


Where you get the idea that I kept quiet when that happened is your own making. I told you not to let bitterness think for you. If me talking about Albino poaching and killing chicks is paining you then that reminds you that you shouldnt have brought your ass here in the first place. Choices have consequences. Im free to talk about those chicks because they were born in Kenya!

What do you think Lapsset is? Its not one project but a series of projects. As at 2018 several of them are already complete including Isiolo Aiport (which is already a busy hub for local and regional flights as we speak) and the accompanying Isiolo-Moyale (ethiopia) road (526 KM) which was completed in 2016 (literally before you were born). The first berth of the Lamu Port will be ready by December this year and two more by 2020. The only thing we seem to have had a Tzedish pace is the Lamu Port berths which I dont understand why they have been behind schedule by 3 months. But 3 months is still lightning fast compared to your Bagamoyo Port which you were already singing about in 2015 when you signed contracts and untill now no one knows what has been done there. Some reports say you started construction this year! No one knows really because we rely on Magufuli's propaganda machine's benevolence.

Now, I dont wish to engage your brain much further because I already know your default response; Turkana, Hunger, Kibera and terrorism. Dont bother replying because your response will be ignored.

A lying tongue of a kenyan again! Is LAPPSET all about roads? Or an airstrip from the middle of nowhere in Isiolo? Where is a railways to Addis? Where is a pipeline to Addis? What about a pipeline to Juba? What a nosense.Just few roads u have managed to build u shout that much! In Tanzania we have road network to connect all our neighbouring states but we dont talk.its common thing.in kenya its so new u even raise ur voice.So from the time of kibaki till today u just built few roads and just ur this small port which is still under construction! Really? We did the same in our mtwara port.we r doing the same in Dar port. And the biggest port in SSA we r starting construction next month(sept.) Stop being a hypocrite.if Tanzania is delaying just go to somalia or South sudan then do projects with those guys..and they r ur neighbours too.If tanzania is becoming a dictorship just go to a better nation like somalia who r killing ur people and i never heard u complaining about it! But u complain about chicks in tz? A real hypocrite.Why r u after us u kenyans? Why do u wanna do things with tz? Why? Go do projects with somalia.Do with south sudan.Our intelligence knows what u want from us.u will never get it.never.If ur good people why are u not taking care of ur own first? Go help ur people first u hypocrite.pliz dont respond until u solve this kenyan problem we daily see here

Help ur fellow kenyans

Annael:


I think you do not know economic things.
Serious financial institutes do not encourages mortgage. I will elaborate to you if need more information.

The idiot shot himself in the foot.He obviously doesn't know that mortgage is a sort of debt. Kenyans like Kikuyu1 have mortgaged their future.

obaaderemi:
The idiot shot himself in the foot.He obviously doesn't know that mortgage is a sort of debt. Kenyans like Kikuyu1 have mortgaged their future.

You try to educate this bushmen? The only thing they r capable of is worshiping a white man.period.

Kazikazi:
A lying tongue of a kenyan again! Is LAPPSET all about roads? Or an airstrip from the middle of nowhere in Isiolo? Where is a railways to Addis? Where is a pipeline to Addis? What about a pipeline to Juba? What a nosense.Just few roads u have managed to build u shout that much! In Tanzania we have road network to connect all our neighbouring states but we dont talk.its common thing.in kenya its so new u even raise ur voice.So from the time of kibaki till today u just built few roads and just ur this small port which is still under construction! Really? We did the same in our mtwara port.we r doing the same in Dar port. And the biggest port in SSA we r starting construction next month(sept.) Stop being a hypocrite.if Tanzania is delaying just go to somalia or South sudan then do projects with those guys..and they r ur neighbours too.If tanzania is becoming a dictorship just go to a better nation like somalia who r killing ur people and i never heard u complaining about it! But u complain about chicks in tz? A real hypocrite.Why r u after us u kenyans? Why do u wanna do things with tz? Why? Go do projects with somalia.Do with south sudan.Our intelligence knows what u want from us.u will never get it.never.If ur good people why are u not taking care of ur own first? Go help ur people first u hypocrite.pliz dont respond until u solve this kenyan problem we daily see here

Meanwhile, Kenyans are demigods in Tanzania.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew

Ujamaa itawamaliza!

Kazikazi:
A lying tongue of a kenyan again! Is LAPPSET all about roads? Or an airstrip from the middle of nowhere in Isiolo? Where is a railways to Addis? Where is a pipeline to Addis? What about a pipeline to Juba? What a nosense.Just few roads u have managed to build u shout that much! In Tanzania we have road network to connect all our neighbouring states but we dont talk.its common thing.in kenya its so new u even raise ur voice.So from the time of kibaki till today u just built few roads and just ur this small port which is still under construction! Really? We did the same in our mtwara port.we r doing the same in Dar port. And the biggest port in SSA we r starting construction next month(sept.) Stop being a hypocrite.if Tanzania is delaying just go to somalia or South sudan then do projects with those guys..and they r ur neighbours too.If tanzania is becoming a dictorship just go to a better nation like somalia who r killing ur people and i never heard u complaining about it! But u complain about chicks in tz? A real hypocrite.Why r u after us u kenyans? Why do u wanna do things with tz? Why? Go do projects with somalia.Do with south sudan.Our intelligence knows what u want from us.u will never get it.never.If ur good people why are u not taking care of ur own first? Go help ur people first u hypocrite.pliz dont respond until u solve this kenyan problem we daily see here

You still replied nonetheless. I've dealt with enough idiots of your type to know that you are the sort of clueless retards who will say anything random so long as you keep getting the attention you so much die for. Its even worse that you are a lazy Tanzanian. Why do you sound so pained? Whats so hurting? The Turkana and food pictures you keep posting are an indication that you are desperately trying to avoid defeat. Stop clutching at straws. You cannot shield yourself from facts. The fact is that Kenyan projects are done in record time while yours take eternity, unless its a pretty small project like a bridge. You truth-averse snowflake! I dont even understand why you are ranting when we completed the first phase of the SGR last year while your government still has no idea how it will do your utopia SGR. You should zip up on some of these matters untill you complete a reasonably large project.

If by "Our intelligence knows what u want from us" you mean that we want to colonize you then you are possibly right. You need to be colonized to reboot your ujamaa-oriented, neighbors provide, I do nothing, brains. I dont understand why you keep degrading Somalia and S. Sudan as if you think they are not humans worth of bilateral deals. For your infor, we do a lot of trade with them but they need to work on a lot of internal affairs. Its not like we are chasing after you. Stop acting like hot cakes. We are trying to let you know that there are benefits to cross-border trade and fair competition. Otherwise you will remain naturally endowed economic laggards and we dont want economic laggards here because we then have to bear with increasing influxes of your beggars and economic refugees! You have been told a million times that the people of Turkana will soon be getting oil revenues but I doubt that finds space anywhere within the framework of your confused tiny head. We are working to solve all of the issues you keep singing about, the same way you are working to solve all of your least developed indices' poverty levels and malnutrition. And one of the ways we are seeking to solve our problems is by increasing intra-Africa trade (which you are part of) to generate more wealth. So complaining about us wanting too much of you is mere wishful thinking. You are not special at all! You are just an under-exploited market (in our eyes) that has to be pestered into the 21st century economic realities. You are free to close your borders if you want, and build a wall!

I'm glad you stopped posting the bestiality pics after someone pointed out your secret animal-sex fetishes. Thats some progress. Your dick can now focus on moderate procreation because again Tanzania doesnt need too many malnourished children.

gallivant:

Meanwhile, Kenyans are demigods in Tanzania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew
Ujamaa itawamaliza!

You got them goooood.

gallivant:

Meanwhile, Kenyans are demigods in Tanzania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPh7Ob_9Vew
Ujamaa itawamaliza!

You got them goooood.

BabiiKE:


You got them goooood.

Barely, this is exactly what we have been telling them here all along. All I did was like someone said here, reboot their lazy brains.