Life was a Bollywood movie, we would all have perfectly romantic, unbelievably orgasmic wedding nights. But life isn’ta Hindi film, so stop imagining your wedding night to play out just like your fav movie scene. Instead, read these 10 wedding night secrets to know what first nights are really like. No one – not yourfriends, not your relatives, not your movies – will tell you about them!
1. The first kiss that you share with your ‘husband’ will stay with you forever.No matter if you’ve kissed him a hundred times before or not, your wedding night kiss will be an extremely special one. You’ll both expect it, and when the time for it will come, it’ll be long, slow and lingering.
2. Your husband will helpyou dress down, and thatwill turn you on more than anything else!He’d help you take off all those hundred pins, undo your hair, undo your dress… and undo you. It’d all be so sweet, sexy and intimate at the same time, that you two will have trouble keeping your hands to yourself.
3. You might spend your first night sleeping, and NOT having sex!All the rituals and functions and nights of merry making are so tiring, that many couples end up just making out and then falling asleep on their wedding night. It’s sweet actually, almost like prolonging the first time theyhave sex as a married couple.

Your husband’s friends will prepare him for his wedding night by getting him all sorts of toys, lubricants and condoms…Just like your friends will pack you with exciting lingerie. You didn’t think you’d be the only one to come prepared for the big night, did ya?
5. Your husband will be just as nervous as you.He’d want to make all the right moves, and would worry over upsetting you or causing you discomfort. But of course, he wouldn’t let it show.
6. You two might be starving or drunk, or bothon your wedding night…...Depending on what you ate (or didn’t) and what you drank and how much, earlier during the function.
7. You will realize a bit too late that you are wearing functional lingerie, or no lingerie at all…Because almost every wedding attire comes equipped with shapewear, so you either don’t wear anything underneath and if you do, it’s only functional. So you take a moment, excuse yourself and slip intothe sexy lingerie you had intended to wear.
8. If you are at your in-laws’ place, you mighteven worry loads about waking up on time the next morning…...‘Coz what will people say of a bahu who wakes up later than everybody else? Or, at least that’s what’d be running in your head and you’ll end up setting a hundred alarms.
9. You may not even get good sleep…...Because new room, new mattress, a whole new person sleeping next to you. This may not be very comfortable in the beginning.
10. The next morning you’ll take a moment to register where you are and what happened last night…...And as your blurry new room will come into focus, you will remember that you got married last night and what a wonder that will seem!

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Lord by your mercy and favour I will experience this very soon

pode:
Lord by your mercy and favour I will experience this very soon

amen bros.I feel sad too much pains is not easy to not get tru luv.wen I attend wedding am happy yet sad cos I wish to get married. dont worry guy wen d time come we will xpirince this

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What a sweet moment to experience!

we all wish to have a blissful wedding night but why do we pay so much attention to weddings night) instead of marriage its self. that's why divorce is on the increase

chiommy123:
we all wish to have a blissful wedding night but why do we pay so much attention to weddings night) instead of marriage its self. that's why divorce is on the increase

DAT not wat I mean. if u notice I always talk marriage a lot how pple can make thier marriage last. I sware I dont belived in divorce

jakandeola:
DAT not wat I mean. if u notice I always talk marriage a lot how pple can make thier marriage last. I sware I dont belived in divorce

ok sire

chiommy123:
ok sire

pls follow me dear can we be friends am not really happy.

jakandeola:
pls follow me dear can we be friends am not really happy.

why are you not happy

chiommy123:
why are you not happy

pains of luv dear

jakandeola:
pains of luv dear

eyaa. it is well

chiommy123:
eyaa. it is well

I hate room chat can we talk private

jakandeola:
I hate room chat can we talk private

ok.

chiommy123:
ok.

ur number pls

jakandeola:
Life was a Bollywood movie, we would all have perfectly romantic, unbelievably orgasmic wedding nights. But life isn’ta Hindi film, so stop imagining your wedding night to play out just like your fav movie scene. Instead, read these 10 wedding night secrets to know what first nights are really like. No one – not yourfriends, not your relatives, not your movies – will tell you about them!
1. The first kiss that you share with your ‘husband’ will stay with you forever.No matter if you’ve kissed him a hundred times before or not, your wedding night kiss will be an extremely special one. You’ll both expect it, and when the time for it will come, it’ll be long, slow and lingering.
2. Your husband will helpyou dress down, and thatwill turn you on more than anything else!He’d help you take off all those hundred pins, undo your hair, undo your dress… and undo you. It’d all be so sweet, sexy and intimate at the same time, that you two will have trouble keeping your hands to yourself.
3. You might spend your first night sleeping, and NOT having sex!All the rituals and functions and nights of merry making are so tiring, that many couples end up just making out and then falling asleep on their wedding night. It’s sweet actually, almost like prolonging the first time theyhave sex as a married couple.

Your husband’s friends will prepare him for his wedding night by getting him all sorts of toys, lubricants and condoms…Just like your friends will pack you with exciting lingerie. You didn’t think you’d be the only one to come prepared for the big night, did ya?
5. Your husband will be just as nervous as you.He’d want to make all the right moves, and would worry over upsetting you or causing you discomfort. But of course, he wouldn’t let it show.
6. You two might be starving or drunk, or bothon your wedding night…...Depending on what you ate (or didn’t) and what you drank and how much, earlier during the function.
7. You will realize a bit too late that you are wearing functional lingerie, or no lingerie at all…Because almost every wedding attire comes equipped with shapewear, so you either don’t wear anything underneath and if you do, it’s only functional. So you take a moment, excuse yourself and slip intothe sexy lingerie you had intended to wear.
8. If you are at your in-laws’ place, you mighteven worry loads about waking up on time the next morning…...‘Coz what will people say of a bahu who wakes up later than everybody else? Or, at least that’s what’d be running in your head and you’ll end up setting a hundred alarms.
9. You may not even get good sleep…...Because new room, new mattress, a whole new person sleeping next to you. This may not be very comfortable in the beginning.
10. The next morning you’ll take a moment to register where you are and what happened last night…...And as your blurry new room will come into focus, you will remember that you got married last night and what a wonder that will seem!

1. What is the difference b/w kissing my partner at wedding night as (first kiss) and kissing my partner the next day or two as (first kiss)?

What are the advantages and disadvantages?

2. Is it only on wedding night that the husband helps wife UnCloth?

3. But on your former posts on a particular thread you said that sex on a wedding night is very important and every married person should have it whether they are tired or not. So why say now that you might spend the first night sleeping and not having sex? Why sleep? I thought you said sex on wedding night is mandatory?


4. All those items listed can't be brought or used any other night apart from wedding night? And what's so special about those items? Condom for married couple?

5. Sounds funny. Not with someone you have known for years and have been bleeping day in day out before wedding.

6. So couples don't get drunk or starved after wedding night? Make makes wedding night starvation or drunkenness special?

7. Will all that, make the marriage stand the test of time?

8. Why do you care about what will people say? As a just wedded person, whether you wake up 2pm the next day nobody cares or bother you. The all know that the previous day was your day and you were stressed out so you really need enough sleep/rest.

9. A whole new person how? A stranger? Were you married to a stranger?

10. After remembering all those stuffs, your marriage becomes a smooth ride right?

chiommy123:
we all wish to have a blissful wedding night but why do we pay so much attention to weddings night) instead of marriage its self. that's why divorce is on the increase

People spent so much time, money and energy to plan wedding and and invest less or no time in marriage.

93Miles:


1. What is the difference b/w kissing my partner at wedding night as (first kiss) and my partner the next day or two as (first kiss)

What are the advantages and disadvantages?

2. Is it only on wedding night that the husband helps wife UnCloth?

3. But on your former posts on a particular thread you said that sex on a wedding night is very important and every married person should have it whether they are tired or not. So why say now that you might spend the first night sleeping and not having sex? Why sleep? I thought you said sex on wedding night is mandatory?


4. All those items listed can't be brought or used any other night apart from wedding night? And what's so special about those items? Condom for married couple?

5. Sounds funny. Not with someone you have known for years and have been bleeping day in day out before wedding.

6. So couples don't get drunk or starved after wedding night? Make makes wedding night starvation or drunkenness special?

7. Will all that makes the marriage stand the test of time?

8. Why do you care about what will people say? As a just wedded person, whether you wake up 2pm the next day nobody cares or bother you. The all know that the previous day was your day and you were stressed out so you really need enough sleep/rest.

9. A whole new person how? A stranger? Were you married to a stranger?

10. After remembering all those stuffs, your marriage becomes a smooth ride right?

hahahahq guy are u a lawyer u like wahala and to argue I know wat u put make sence too but see wedding is still special. who win world cup france. are d players still happy now yes but can u compared thier happiness to d day dey won it

jakandeola:

hahahahq guy are u a lawyer u like wahala and to argue I know wat u put make sence too but see wedding is still special. who win world cup france. are d players still happy now yes but can u compared thier happiness to d day dey won it

Guy there's nothing special about wedding night sex.

If couples get tired after wedding they should rest.

They have the rest of their life to have sex anyhow anyway they want.

Dude why are you still tagging me in your topics? Am I not beauty without brain again??

trustyshoess:
Dude why are you still tagging me in your topics? Am I not beauty without brain again??

he even tagged colourich. The lady he created a thread to bashed few days ago.

This goes on to tell u that men don't take things to heart unlike women.

Men don't keep malice.

93Miles:
he even tagged colourich. The lady he created a thread to bashed few days ago.

This goes on to tell u that men don't take things to heart unlike women.

Men don't keep malice.

Lol congrats Mr non malice keeping man! Ask your oga to stop tagging me. That's all. Thanks

93Miles:
he even tagged colourich. The lady he created a thread to bashed few days ago.

This goes on to tell u that men don't take things to heart unlike women.

Men don't keep malice.

Are you mimimile93? If yes, then the way you comment with your new moniker is uncharacteristic of you.

93Miles:
he even tagged colourich. The lady he created a thread to bashed few days ago.

This goes on to tell u that men don't take things to heart unlike women.

Men don't keep malice.

Are you mimimile93? If yes, then the way you comment with your new moniker is uncharacteristic of you.

Colourich:
Are you mimimile93? If yes, then the way you comment with your new moniker is uncharacteristic of you.

Colourich:
Are you mimimile93? If yes, then the way you comment with your new moniker is uncharacteristic of you.

trustyshoess:
Dude why are you still tagging me in your topics? Am I not beauty without brain again??

Reminds me of Nigerian politicians .

They insult voters during non-election period then turn around to start pleading when election draws near.

The earlier you realize that most people on nairaland are frustrated, the best you can do is to ignore them.

Elder001:


Reminds me of Nigerian politicians .

They insult voters during non-election period then turn around to start pleading when election draws near.

The earlier you realize that most people on nairaland are frustrated, the best you can do is to ignore them.

You're right. I'm wasting my time replying to them obviously

trustyshoess:

You're right. I'm wasting my time replying to them obviously

To enjoy nairaland you've to learn how to ignore irrelevant mentions.
I prefer twitter to nairaland because this place is filled with frustrated, immature and unintelligent people that are only interested in insults and silly stuffs.

It'll soon come to a point when I'll stop viewing my mentions, I'll just view the front page and log out.

trustyshoess:
Dude why are you still tagging me in your topics? Am I not beauty without brain again??

baby girl am sorry Neva wish to use bad word to u but u got me mad when u attacked me. u mean a lot.

Jaks, you didn't credit this topic to its source. Avoid plagiarism. It's intellect theft!

SirMichael1:
Jaks, you didn't credit this topic to its source. Avoid plagiarism. It's intellect theft!

guy uv started wit ur madness wat pliag der now. na project I spent time Neva slept overnite writing my blogs yet u dey talk rubbish.