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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pgodson7(m): 12:27pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
nice one |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 1:13pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Weldone boss, i dey ur back like school bag |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:44pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
i must mention pradoic(guy e sure for u) rowdymind(nna kedi kai Di) ann2012(spana fall on you) emperoblog JOGICE stevodot22 Swiz123 astute28 lambees Damibiz Harlaan007 pgodson7 izaray (babe me sef dey ya back) tomgab Episode.........39 Life goes on -------------------- The kidnap ---------------------- 1 MONTH LATER ********************* ---------------------------------- Life goes on,as the money worth the hustle,so the hustle still dey pay no regrets no looking back,still your guy spana the unshakeable,no try me or you try and see!'still life goes on' After we don complete 5 bloody assassine mission both for senators and big mama,everybody just lay low as nah sugar mummy runs full ground now,although me and my guys nor dey see that one as mission instead we dey pray make runs dey come everyday,but as i dey here now eh!,i nor too like woman matter again since Bola oga frank formal wife turn my own,she carry everything wey i dey find for woman "even" i don nack vicky red card lastweek,as nah church matter and how she go take Change my life she just focus on,but onto say i nor just need any virgin marry ontop my matter now, nahim i show her road to her papa house"her father!" two weeks later after that ibaddan express way trauma,the doctor discharge Bola(oga frank formal wife) for hospital,as she reach house that day i nor even gree make she settle down finish nahim i tell her say make she yan me everything asin how e take start and how e take end,omo come see cocrodie tears after crying for 13mins under my arm she later compose herself begin explain things,she talk say nah that night wey oga frank catch me and she dancing ske-le-wa for dia house nahim he waka come house trowey her things outside for midnight and onto say and based on say the way oga frank take come rescue her from her home wia dem dey sexually abuse her anyhow both rape and all that kin tins before him come marry her,going back to her family nah hell infact e go better make she go chop poison and die in peace than to bo back to her family because her pa'le die early nahim her ma'le waka go marry a police man wey be say him dey Bleep both him ma'le and her, she talk say nah onto say her stepfather nah retired police man so nah through the connection oga frank take jam her as him sef like better thing nahim.he come marry her,so since she nor fit go back home nahim she carry her things go beg one of her church member say make she just follow dem stay small,as sisters in lord wey dem be the woman happily welcome her into her home,but some weeks later the woman husband begin make some advances towards her even e don pass like 8 times she don catch the man looking through the small hole wey dey the bathing room door dey watch her anytime she dey baff "you for tell that ya church woman nah,abi sister in dah lord,nah the question wey i ask her that day but she yan say hmmm! bros see eh! i know say nah watin i for do and nah watin i suppose do but the matter be say the way the man take holy eh! i swear him wife go tear me dirty slap iffa try talk that kin thing and you know naw she go begin look me somehow even the husband go deny am,becos him nah assistant pastor for our church "you mean am!!!!,i yan "wait o! bros e never finish,the one wey kill my moral pkata-pkata asin wey weak me pass nah the day wey i catch him ontop their 15years old housegirl,bola yan "15??,pastor??,i shout bros if the girl nor fit talk nah how i go won take talk,but watin i do be say i go find paper take block that hole wey dey for the bathing room door,the man nor talk anything, nahim one night like that wey him wife go church program i just baff finish tie towel waka dey enter my room but as i enter room look door say make change clothe not knowing that the foolish man dey hid inside the wardrobe wey dey my room,just for me to open am carry pant wear nahim i see the man squeeze himself inside there,i shout Jesuss!! as fear catch me becos i nor expect am,my towel fall comot naso the man eye turn red as he dive me push go bed,like play like play he won penetrate me but i nor gree naso we begin struggle till the woman come back,she begin hear noise for my room nahim she run go carry spare key take open door waaa!!! watin pain me pass be say she no gree make i explain anything at all,she just push me out say make i comot for her house,she begin trow me insult from different angle, when i reach outside and look time nahim i see say nah after 12 for midnight everywhere quiet like graveyard, fear, cold and cry just mix up begin catch me,nahim i waka go sidon for one shop like that,nah dia i sidon till sleep catch me,i sleep off only for me to waka up as two giant men hold me,i still dey try wonder watin dey happen nahim dem blindfold me come inject me something wey make me sleep off,i later wake up inside moto boot dem later carry me out come lock me inside one room like that with 2 young girls and one other woman,i think you know how the end take happen since nah you save me,Bola conclude her long explanations "chai!,nah the only thing wey gree comot for my mouth nah so Bola take yan me everything but onto say i like her assert and beauty omo,naso i take carry over o!,after all nobody holy pass everybody must get him own story to tell, without devil gawd sef no go dey powerful naso i take wake up this morning after yesterday runs for dotsky hotel wia i go hit one sugar mummy holy hole,my body just weak so i decided to do small jugging at least from my junction to another junction so as to warm up my system after i don kit up finish with headwarmer for my head and white canvass i shuk head enter street begin jug 6mins later i burst out for our junction then begin go next one,i just dey enjoy the fresh early mo-mo breeze as the tin just dey refresh my body,jejely i bin focus for watin i dey do,till i reach one street like that nahim one girl like that burst out from her street as she begin jug dey go for my front,i begin look as her yansh just dey bounce up and down,nobi say e big but as yansh nah yansh e must bounce as long as say nah leggings she wear come dey jug again, bouncing nah sure tin,like say nah curse dem jazz me i begin follow the girl for back,anywhere she branch enter me sef i go follow her shuk head enter 21mins later she stop begin catch her breath,me sef i stop begin catch my own,upon say i notice say e get one black moto wey begin follow me immediately i burst out for my street and i dey watch the moto but immediately i begin look dey follow this girl my mind comot for the moto side like Flash light,within seconds the black moto pulled over for my back,as the brake make one kind noise,just for me to turn look watin dey happen,three hefty men rush me instanta,dem nor even gree make i breath well as they spray one kind chemical enter my eyes,i screamed in pain come use hand begin rub my face naso dem rush me begin drag me enter dia moto,within 7secs they jam door gbim-gbim vooom !!! nah the only sound wey i just dey hear as the moto enter speed and zoom off i wake up hours later,as i open eyes come notice say dem use wire tie me tight for chair,everywhere dark nah only one candle light dey inside the place,but i manage look well as i sight 5 hefty men standing with different weapons,smile nor just dey dia face at all as dia oga match forward with weed for him mouth wey begin do me longer throat i just swallow spit gowm!! "oga zubby!!,Hahaha!! useless spana! we finally meet again,shebi i tell you say till we meet again,i decided to forget ya matter but you pass ya boundary by dumping my princess vicky,dem nor born u well to use and dump my daughter ,i go murder you!!!!!!!!!!! everywhere shake as i recognise the man to be continued 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by zeezeegal(m): 2:56pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Frank...Wahala |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 3:30pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
nice one bruh,waiting for g
next drop |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 3:53pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Oga Frank omo see gobe..... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 3:55pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by oscoxa214(m): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
nice one bro, oga frank is in serious soup.. i just pity him family members.. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 5:10pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
My Fear Na Weda Im Hold Im Jazz,
Buh How A Whole Spana Go Loose Gaurd Like This Na
Youngzubi Thanks For The Mention I Twale, My Babe Just Burst My Heart I Dey Cm |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 5:24pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
diz 1 na serious matta. spana calm down,me dy road ooo |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevodot22(m): 5:50pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
One week one problem, na only you waka come? Why you dump vicky? Unto say you chop tired and clean mouth. Oga Frank go show you pepper and you go learn your lesson. Thanks for the dedication. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Akinz75(m): 5:58pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Dis one na gbege o |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 6:43pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Oga frank don die |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Silver1996(m): 7:17pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Youngzubi ride on, i still dey with u |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:18pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
rowdymind: so she nack u red card,Chai infact i dey feel the effect here bro,take hrt my man(ndo) ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:21pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Silver1996: my man i dey feel u brotherly,i go send you email lets discuss bro.... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by fessy0001(m): 7:32pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Wow!!!!! Well done bro. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 7:45pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Youngzubi:My Brother The Thing Pain Me, Owu Ter'mu |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:58pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Nice write up Youngzubi |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by phoenixchap: 10:40pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
pradoic: I done show bro, and let me find out what the fun is around here. You know I love good works |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:42pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Baba tanku for the mention, you tu much, afta you na you. E be like sey oga Frank wan use street level for you be that o. But i trust Spana, very gallant always guiding. COMMANDO! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Silver1996(m): 7:24am On Aug 21, 2018 |
Youngzubi:No level |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sustainee(m): 8:24am On Aug 21, 2018 |
More ink 2 ya pen bro............i stand with you qidiqba |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sustainee(m): 8:24am On Aug 21, 2018 |
More ink 2 ya pen bro............i stand with you qidiqbaj |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
I kept on getting over 2000 viewers per day with just few comments,thats so annoying,some people can be heartless,yes its wickedness when you can actually have time to read but still find it hard to share your thoughts,you guys should ask yourselves this question"if am the one writting this will i be happy and still find it encouraging to continue when people dont comment,no insult intended just trying to share how i feel i hail una wey dey always take am upon una sef to comment,nah una dey boost my moral wey dey make me post everyday even as work nodey give me time,one love! still your guy youngzubi Episode......40 The battle line --------------------- guy the worst part be say he leave him phone for house,spata yan "but how spana go take do like this,jazz he nor carry,where him waka go he nor talk,look time now,since him waka go do morning jugging peson never see or hear anything from him,see i nor fit lie una the thing just vex me infact e weak me,sentino yan with smoke puffing out from their nose,some dey sniff coke while others don dey see heaven as the hot jombo wey relax for dia hand just dey boost dia moral,the whole room just cover with smoke and horrible smell omitting from different drugs as spata and co members of spider gang begin high themselves aaah!! che! che!!,he carry head up as the coke begin do magic to him brain, ah ah! Stevo why you use ya head sidon nah,watin do ya yansh,erotic yan as he begin blink eyes onto say he just dey see double after taking long draw from the coke wey spread ontop table "nah gawd go punish ya father!,so nah head i take sidon so?,rubbish you better sidon well before madness go nack that ya empty head olodo,spata yan highness,smoking and puffing things nah our only means of getting happiness,no think say we the killer,we wey dey carry gun dey kill and slutter people like fowls nodey reason the consequence or feel the trauma wey dey follow am,but with all this drugs,smokes and ritual things nah dem dey help clear our mind,nahim we dey use rebuild our morality so as not to begin battle with guilt and by so doing e no go prevent us from moving forward,e just dey help us focus on doing more! ********************* she sidon for her office just dey busy since morning dey try do anything wey she fit do just to make sure say her husband win dia party primary election,with her guards standing for every corner ever ready to take down any intruder wey pass him boundary,at least with her better influence her husband don successfully thief the government 20billion,since she begin use spider gang dey operate for those top politicians dem,her rank don high based on say with just simple call she fit escape any criminal charge wey the country corruption body nack her and she go go Scot free,no big deal at all the ringing of her phone comot her mind from the file wey she bin dey focus on,she grab the phone begin look the screen as confusion full her mind,who come dey call her private number with that kin number,how phone number go contain letters +killer026bloody77*** naso the number take display for her phone screen after the phone don ring 8 times without the caller stopping as the phone continue ringing after each ring don cut,she gather mind pick am "hello!,she yan enter her phone as she begin struggle to hide the fear wey full her body "Mrs jolade,macho voice yan from the other end "who be this?, her liver fail her as her hand begin shake "nah peson wey you nor go like know or see becos i dey dangerous more than you fit imagine "i beg ya pardon,please introduce ya self or i will be forced to hang up,she yan,now feeling confident as she notice watin won unfold "Hahaha!!!,hang up?,wait if only you know watin dey front dey await you,you nor go sound like that, just calm down and obey my instructions if you still like ya political career Mrs jolade, the macho voice yan "who you be?,she yan "since nah who i be you won know,i no go delay,but!' i dey after something,and i be the last peson wey you go ever try mess up with,i be chief ayawu's secret agent,the macho voice yan "what rubbish,what business i get with chief ayawu that you decided to interrupt my busy moment with this stupid! call,she bark "business? oh! you won know about the business too,ok ya business with me is simple,Mrs jolade you killed chief ayawu,you nack me off business by taking my boss of guard,just because i nor dey town,i emerk on mission only to come back and meet him burial ceremony,my money i nor get,pay off nothing even shishi i nor get before you nack him red card,for 10 years now i don dey work for him,just 2 more years left for me to get my pay off, nahim you just shatter my dream,something wey don take all my life commitment,time,skill and energy nahim you come destroy,now Mrs jolade listen to me,if you still like as ya family take be now,asin if you won make ya husband still remain alive and continue progressing in his political fraud as him don win the just concluded primary election then you have to pay me the sum of 100million USA dollars wey chief ayawu suppose pay me as my pay off in two years time if not that you kill am,nah the agreement wey i sign with him be that,say i go work for him for 12 years then him go pay me off with 100million USA dollars apart from the allowances wey i dey receive "wait! wait!! hold it just hold it!!!,how you take get my number?,she yan "that one nah to show you how deadly i be,i repeat nor mess up with me Mrs jolade "nah you i go tell that one, no mess up with me,big mama yan "i like ya ego, but believe me wen i show full,you go shrink,you go fear face!,he yan "100million U.S dollars? nah weed dey worry you!,she yan "good,i give you just 48 hours,i repeat just 48 hours to get the money ready or else i go show full,and for ya information i go like tell you say ya secret agent i mean spana him dey under one police man custody,see i know all and i see all,i be devil and i dey invisible nor try me,the macho voice yan "get off the line my friend!!,she scream "make i show you myself small,dont mess with the devil!,now turn and look ya guards,the voice yan enter phone big mama carry head up,she begin look her guards for where dem stand inside her office,from nowhere a speed bullet pierced through the wall and hit one of her guards,she open mouth dey watch as her heavily built guard scattered into pieces,unbelievable right the macho voice whispered inside the phone,dont dare me no mess up with the devil!!,tu tu!! the line went off "hello !,hello!! hello!!,she begin shout enter the phone as the line went off,her guards scattered everywhere as dem surround her with dia body in other to protect her,fear,shock and confusion full her body as she stand begin waka up and down inside her office with her guards following her side by side,oh no! she yan,did he just say something about spana she dive her phone instantly as she dial spana number ************************* "na money be fine bobo!..bobo!!!!! abeg never pick am make that song sing small,erotic yan spata as spata won pick spana phone wey just begin ring "nah goat you be,see nah big mama dey call am o!,spata yan "o boy pick am,yan her watin dey ground incase,Stevo yan "hello ma,spata yan as he pick the phone "where spana??,she yan impatiently "mama spana never return house since morning wey him waka go do jugging o!,spata yan "shiiittt!!!!,spata!! "ma, "did he have any problem with any police officer? "emi! police police police mmmmmmm!!! yes! yes!,but nah the daughter,spata yan "good,see there is a very big problem now and i really need him right now to fix things up so,what you will do now is to track down the police man family,if he refuse to give him up,murder everybody!!!,threaten the police man till you find where he kept spana "ok mama,that one nah small palava,we go track him down to where spana dey,we never enter action tey tey nah becos say we never know anything about him where about,but as we don get clue eh!, nah fire! for fire!,to track wia him dey nobi case as far we get small link about him where about,spata yan "good,i need him today,right now!,she yan and hang up *** "spata yan others watin dey ground as all of dem jab up,sharpaly they all dress up in their uniform with different weapons ready for action, all of dem don over high as drugs wey dem take begin take him toll on them,spata rush door as him begin struggle with the key in a quest to unlock it guy wait make i help you open am nah,Stevo yan with sniper well position on his back and two supporting ak 47 chain bullet "em! nor bother ya sef just help me hold the house straight i can open the door to be continued...... 5 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by olacarz(m): 8:32pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
secrete agent vs spider gang, who go win? cant wait to read next post...thumbs up bro, more ink to ya pen |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senatordaniel(m): 8:34pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
highness in acto |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:38pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
I like the way you are taken us to another new phase, good job Zuby |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tojahh(m): 8:38pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
Na money actually be fine bobo |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by dyze(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
Nice one. Always expecting your updates |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:59pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
baba, u re creative. God bless you |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 9:00pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
"em! nor bother ya sef just help me hold the house straight i can open the door this last part gt me laughing hard weldone,boss show ur boi love more stort full yakata for my blog www.emperorblog.com.ng |
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