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Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 9:49am On Aug 23, 2018
Replace Lord is untouchable.

This thread will be taken down.

I Did not mention any name but the Lord is above criticism.
A disgruntled customer can no even complain about him.

Replace Lord what really is your. Mission

Replace Lord is the moderator of this section maybe
Re: Public Service Announcement by hayjayman(m): 9:54am On Aug 23, 2018
Yes, I agree
Re: Public Service Announcement by weyreypey: 10:22am On Aug 23, 2018
evilspirit:
Gazzuz is untouchable.

This thread will be taken down.

I Did not mention any name but Gazzuz is above criticism.
A disgruntled customer can no even complain about him.

Gazzuz what really is your. Mission

Gazzuz is the moderator of this section maybe
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 12:15pm On Aug 23, 2018
Na u know ooo
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:15pm On Aug 23, 2018


roaches and gala sellers all over the place. This is what public holiday causes. Oblo!
bring sniper these ones have extra life grin



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Re: Public Service Announcement by phoexix: 12:15pm On Aug 23, 2018
Following.
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:17pm On Aug 23, 2018
weyreypey:
......

I respect a man with balls. Not these children afraid of bans.

I go to war with you any day brother wink
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 12:20pm On Aug 23, 2018
I no mention anybody name.

If the thing dey pain u na u know.


Na human u dey call cockroach?

Na wa ooo
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:

I respect a man with balls. Not these children afraid of bans.

I go to war with you any day brother wink



You want go to war with a disgruntled customer. So much for customer care.

Gala seller na humans like you they .at employ you tmrw
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:43pm On Aug 23, 2018
. Agamemnon: I thought you wanted peace with Troy.
Menelaus: I should listened to you.
Agamemnon: Peace is for the women and the weak. Empires are forged by war.
Menelaus: All my life I've stood by your side, fought your enemies.
You're the elder, you reap the glory. This is the way of the world.
But have I ever complained? Have I ever asked you for anything?
Agamemnon: Never. You're a man of honor. Everyone in Greece knows this.
Menelaus: The Trojans spat on my honor. An insult to me is an insult to you.
Agamemnon: And an insult to me is an insult to all Greeks.
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:45pm On Aug 23, 2018
Let's start the Movie from the beginning .

http://quotetoremember..com/2013/03/troy-2004.html?m=1





.
Agamemnon: Good day for the crows.
Triopas: I told you yesterday and I'll tell you again today.
Remove your army from my land.
Agamemnon: I like your land. I think we'll stay.
I like your soldiers too. They fought bravely yesterday. Not well, but bravely.
Triopas: They won't fight for you.
Agamemnon: That's what the Messenians said. And the Arcadians and the Epeians.
Now, they all fight for me.
Triopas: You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you.
Agamemnon: I don't want to watch another massacre.
Let's settle this war in the old manner. Your best fighter against my best.
Triopas: And if my man wins?
Agamemnon: We'll leave Thessaly for good. I'm a generous man.
If mine wins, you can keep your throne,
but Thessaly falls under my command to fight with me whenever I call
Re: Public Service Announcement by thebigkendo(m): 12:57pm On Aug 23, 2018
Na wa oh
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2018
.Messenger Boy: Are the stories about you true?
They say your mother is an immortal goddess. They say you can't be killed.
Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?
Messenger Boy: The Thessalonian you're fighting, he's the biggest man I've ever seen.
I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: That's why no one will remember your name.

Agamemnon: Perhaps we should have our war tomorrow, when you're better rested.
I should have you whipped for your impudence!
Achilles: Perhaps you should fight him.
[walk back from the fight zone]
Nestor: Achilles, look at the men's faces. You can save hundreds of them.
You can end this war with a swing of your sword.
Think how many songs they'll sing in your honor.
Let them go home to their wives.
Achilles, to Agamemnon: Imagine a king who fights his own battles.
Wouldn't that be a sight.
[walks to fight zone]
Agamemnon: Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.
Nestor: We need him, my king.
Agamemnon: For now.

[after defeating Boagrius]
Is there no one else? ... Is there no one else?
~Achilles

Triopas: Who are you, soldier?
Achilles: Achilles, son of Peleus.
Triopas: Achilles? I'll remember the name.
The ruler of Thessaly carries this scepter. Give it to your king.
Achilles: He's not my king.
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2018
No need for all these stories just be more pleasant to your customers.see yourself as a fellow human.throw away you pride. Thank God for your IQ , expertise and and knowledge. Be nice to everybody and stay blessed.

Don't think any criticism against you is an attack. It's actually to make you better.

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Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:52pm On Aug 23, 2018
May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds.
~Menelaus

Menelaus, point at a woman: See that one over there? I picked her special for you.
She's a little lioness.
Hector: Thank you. My wife waits for me in Troy.
Menelaus: My wife waits for me right there.
Wives are for breeding, you understand, for making little princes.
Come enjoy yourself tonight.

Helen: You shouldn't be here.
Paris: That's what you've said last night.
Helen: Last night was a mistake.
Paris: And the night before?
Helen: I've made many mistakes this week.

Helen: Menelaus would kill us both.
Paris: Don't be afraid of him.
Helen: I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of tomorrow.
I'm afraid of watching you sail away and knowing you'll never come back.
Before you came to Sparta, I was a ghost.
I walked, and I ate, and I swam in the sea, but I was just a ghost.
Paris: You don't have to fear tomorrow.
Come with me.
Helen: Don't play with me. Don't play.
Paris: If you come, we'll never be safe.
Men will hunt us, the gods will curse us. But I'll love you.
Till the day they burn my body, I will love you.
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 2:30pm On Aug 23, 2018
Na u sabi
Re: Public Service Announcement by weyreypey: 2:55pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:





No war. I only speak the bitter truth. Very soon you'll realise that I am on of the few well wishers you truly have
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:03pm On Aug 23, 2018
weyreypey:


No war. I only speak the bitter truth. Very soon you'll realise that I am on of the few well wishers you truly have

. Hector: Who sang lullabies to you tonight?
Paris: Tonight? Tonight was the fisherman's wife. A lovely creature.
Hector: I hope you didn't let the fisherman catch you.
Paris: He was more concerned with the fish.
Hector: You do understand why we're in Sparta.
Paris: For peace.
Hector: And you understand that Menelaus, the King of Sparta, is a very powerful man.
And that his brother, Agamemnon, the King of Mycenae, commands all the Greek forces.
Paris: What does this have to do with the fisherman's wife?
Hector: Paris, you're my brother and I love you.
But if you do anything to endanger Troy, I will rip your pretty face from your pretty skull.

[on the ship]
Paris: Do you love me, brother? Would you protect me against any enemy?
Hector: The last time you spoke to me like this, you were 10 years old
and you'd just stolen Father's horse.
What have you done now?

Hector: Do you know what you've done?
Do you know how many years our father worked for peace?
Paris: I love her.
Hector: Urghh... It's all a game to you, isn't it?
You roam from town to town, bedding merchants' wives and temple mates,
and you think you know something about love?
What about your father's love?
You spat on him when you brought her on this ship!
What about the love for your country? You'd let Troy burn for this woman?
I won't let you start a war for her.
Paris: May I speak?
What you're saying is true. I've wronged you, I've wronged our father.
If you want to take Helen back to Sparta, so be it. But I go with her.
Hector: To Sparta? They'll kill you!
Paris: Then I'll die fighting.
Hector: Oh, and that sounds heroic to you, doesn't it? To die fighting.
Tell me, little brother, have you ever killed a man?
Paris: No.
Hector: Ever seen a man die in combat?
Paris: No.
Hector: I've killed men, and I've heard them dying, and I've watched them dying,
and there's nothing glorious about it. Nothing poetic.
You say you want to die for love,
but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!
Paris: All the same. I go with her. I won't ask you to fight my war.
Hector: You already have!
Re: Public Service Announcement by evilspirit: 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
Spamming
Re: Public Service Announcement by weyreypey: 3:08pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:



Grow up Gazzuzz.
Re: Public Service Announcement by hayjayman(m): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2018
I weak...

Re: Public Service Announcement by nurey(m): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ these is the list required to make a sacrifice on your behalf so your enemies can forget about you.

20 tubers of yam

1 large pot of alligator pepper

A dozen pack of Hennessy

1 brand new Samsung note 9 for calling the gods

1 pure white Rolls-Royce phantom for conveying the sacrifice

1 brand new LG home theater with Dolby surround sound to make the plea to the gods crisp and clear.

3 seater leather cushion for the gods to sit when they descend

A pure gold 24karat bowl to help collect offerings for the gods

A small helicopter doesn't have to be big, those small ones with 2 rotor blades to convey the gods back home.

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Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2018
evilspirit:
Spamming


. Menelaus: I want her back.
Agamemnon: Of course you do. She's a beautiful woman.
Menelaus: I want her back so I can kill her with my own 2 hands.
I won't rest till I've burned Troy to the ground.
Agamemnon: I thought you wanted peace with Troy.
Menelaus: I should listened to you.
Agamemnon: Peace is for the women and the weak. Empires are forged by war.
Menelaus: All my life I've stood by your side, fought your enemies.
You're the elder, you reap the glory. This is the way of the world.
But have I ever complained? Have I ever asked you for anything?
Agamemnon: Never. You're a man of honor. Everyone in Greece knows this.
Menelaus: The Trojans spat on my honor. An insult to me is an insult to you.
Agamemnon: And an insult to me is an insult to all Greeks.

Nestor: The Trojans have never been conquered. Some say they can't be conquered.
Agamemnon: Old King Priam thinks he's untouchable behind his high walls.
He thinks the sun god will protect him. But the gods protect only the strong.

Nestor: We need Achilles and his Myrmidons.
Agememnon: Achilles.
He can't be controlled. He's as likely to fight us as the Trojans.
Nestor: We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him.
That man was born to end lives.
Agememnon: Yes, he's a gifted killer, but he threatens everything I've built.
Before me, Greece was nothing. I brought all the Greek kingdoms together.
I created a nation out of fir worshipers and snake eaters!
I build the future, Nestor. Me!
Achilles is the past.
A man who fights for no flag. A man loyal to no country.
Nestor: How many battles have we won off the edge of his sword?
This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen.
We need the greatest warrior.
Agamemnon: There's only one man he'll listen to.
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:15pm On Aug 23, 2018
weyreypey:


Grow up Gazzuzz.

. Achilles: I will not fight for him.
Odysseus: I'm not asking you to fight for him. I'm asking you to fight for Greece.
Achilles: Have the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
Odysseus: For now.
Achilles: The Trojans never harmed me.
Odysseus: They insulted Greece.
Achilles: They insulted a man who couldn't hold on to his wife. Is that my business?
Odysseus: Your business is war, my friend.
Achilles: Is it? Am I the LovePeddler of the battlefield?
The man has no honor. I won't be remembered as a tyrant's mercenary.
Odysseus: Let Achilles fight for honor. Let Agamemnon fight for power.
And let the gods decide which man to glorify.
Forget Agamemnon. Fight for me.
My wife will feel much better if she knows you're by my side.
I'll feel much better.
Re: Public Service Announcement by weyreypey: 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2018
hayjayman:
I weak...
Weak is an understatement

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Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2018
hayjayman:
I weak...

. Achilles: I will not fight for him.
Odysseus: I'm not asking you to fight for him. I'm asking you to fight for Greece.
Achilles: Have the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
Odysseus: For now.
Achilles: The Trojans never harmed me.
Odysseus: They insulted Greece.
Achilles: They insulted a man who couldn't hold on to his wife. Is that my business?
Odysseus: Your business is war, my friend.
Achilles: Is it? Am I the LovePeddler of the battlefield?
The man has no honor. I won't be remembered as a tyrant's mercenary.
Odysseus: Let Achilles fight for honor. Let Agamemnon fight for power.
And let the gods decide which man to glorify.
Forget Agamemnon. Fight for me.
My wife will feel much better if she knows you're by my side.
I'll feel much better.
Re: Public Service Announcement by weyreypey: 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2018
Yada yada
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2018
nurey:
GAZZUZZ these is the list required to make a sacrifice on your behalf so your enemies can forget about you.

20 tubers of yam

1 large pot of alligator pepper

A dozen pack of Hennessy

1 brand new Samsung note 9 for calling the gods

1 pure white Rolls-Royce phantom for conveying the sacrifice

1 brand new LG home theater with Dolby surround sound to make the plea to the gods crisp and clear.

3 seater leather cushion for the gods to sit when they descend

A pure gold 24karat bowl to help collect offerings for the gods

A small helicopter doesn't have to be big, those small ones with 2 rotor blades to convey the gods back home.

Thunder will fire those 2 mad men. Weyreypey is a a gentle man, and we know where we meet wink
Re: Public Service Announcement by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2018
If you are enjoying the Troy story give me some love wink

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Re: Public Service Announcement by diportivo: 3:25pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
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Re: Public Service Announcement by oride: 3:42pm On Aug 23, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
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I dey enjoy the manuscript. However, I think you should stop sir.
Re: Public Service Announcement by oride: 3:42pm On Aug 23, 2018
Double post

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