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Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Issame: 4:55pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
A man from Calabar, Cross Rivers State, has been banished from Kogi State after stealing many joysticks in the State. According to reports, he uses voodoo to steal penis via handshake or any body contact. It was gathered that once you make contact with the suspect, you would feel a vibration from your feet to your waist and you become numb immediately. He was, however, caught yesterday and he confessed that he uses the joysticks for rituals and sometimes sells them to politicians. He was only able to return the recent penis he stole, when they invited the ritualist (the man with dreads) that did the voodoo, to come and reverse it. After that, he was banished from Kogi State together with his family. Video Source: http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/man-banished-for-stealing-penis-in-kogi-video/ 1 Share
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Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Kharol1234: 5:21pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
all d joysticks e has bin collecting tru handshakes hope say dem collect all d joysticks b4 den barnish if not dem no do well calabar man wer dae tif kogi joysticks e wan add all d joysticks to his own so dat e go get 14inches to destroy pple wife kitten 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by SarakiBukola: 5:37pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Once upon a time.... I witnessed where a dick-snatcher returned an albino diick to a black guy at Ojuelegba bustop 51 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by 9jvirgin(m): 8:11pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Meanwhile; My experience in a country : Egbon I have checked the car, we will change the Caliper, Bushing, Air Filter, Ball Joint, Shaft, Rotor, Front Absorber, Fan Belt, and the Fuel Injector. The Front tyres needs to be guaged, we need to change the break pads and also top the gear oil. My experience in another country; we have checked the car, we changed the oil, you can come and pick it up. Moral of the story : No one can solve Nigeria's problem. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Ochinex(m): 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Some unbelievers won't believe 2 Likes |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by dyze(m): 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
SarakiBukola: Alaye, calm down 22 Likes |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by gabazin080(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
And he still won't be dangote. He is just a lazy youth. Before you give Up in Life, first have a look at the HAIRS around your "Anus" , because despite their ENVIRONMENT, they still GROW 5 Likes |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by wayne4loan: 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
This is Africa 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by TissuePaper: 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Kharol1234:hahahahaha |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by gabazin080(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
I don't believe this story Lot's wife turned back and change into a pillar of salt......who turned back and confirm that it was indeed a pillar if salt 15 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Linus199(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Hw pesin the take buy joystick self |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by lordtosan(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
See eh. I want to believe this sort of dick-stealing story. So please, when next you are reporting this sort of news, kindly attach photo of the detached dick and the flat groin of the victims. It makes it a little credulous. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by gabazin080(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their hands during praise an worship just to show guys they have no rings |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Nobody: 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
SarakiBukola:hehehehehe. Wonders shall never end. @ your moniker, i rep omo baba oloye too |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by MrGoogle88: 8:15pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Nigerians still believing in nonsense superstition, it's no wonder that we're one of the most poorest countries in the world despite our vast resources...our great grand children will spit on our graves in shame... 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by legendarymega: 8:15pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
King Satan,where are you, one of ur you servant have being banished |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
sarrki: ipobarecriminals:Imagine these two fighting over themselves. smh 2 Likes |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Idrismusty97(m): 8:15pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
What is joysticks? 1 Like |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by gaby(m): 8:15pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Lol...a huge pile of bullocky tripe.... 1 Like |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by kennypoju04: 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Does this still happens... Jazz really exist...jesus |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Macnnoli4(m): 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
What?
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Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by dontbothermuch: 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Man went back home & called the cops over missing keys, we all know the country Man proposes to a fellow man after marrying 28 wives & 47 children. We all know the country. Police kills bus driver over N50 bribe. We all know the country. |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Nobody: 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
But if den thief pesin something, how d place go come be? 1 Like |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by jidxin(m): 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Whats d name of d movie |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by saxj(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
nothing man no go see, shebi him wan start joystick biznessā¦. OP biiko where in kogi did this happen cus m in lokoja oo,, lemme start running 1 Like |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by pol23: 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Kpekus. |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Glink2018(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Which kin news be dis? Lemme just hold myself make I no go misbehave |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by beautyhd: 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Where are the joysticks? |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by MANNABBQGRILLS: 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Rubbish. TOTAL Rubbish 2 Likes |
Re: Man banished for stealing joystick in Kogi. by Nobody: 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Idrismusty97: Koropon |
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