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Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by deji17: 4:12am On Aug 29, 2018
RENO OMOKRI AND HIS SATANIC VERSES


BY NATHANIEL C. ADOJI



Aug 28, 2018


Satan the father of all liars will feel threatened by Reno Omokri’s constant and steady rise in his area of expertise. Omokri has told so many lies that one begins to doubt if he was born Reno Omokri. But Satan can take comfort in the fact that he is crafty and clever while Omokri is dumb and ignorant, he can’t keep up with his strings of lies.

His latest attempt was in a poorly written piece titled “Sadly, Nigeria has a Pinocchio for a vice-president” published online. Omokri, a supposed pastor who was thrown out of Jonathan’s administration tried to malign the personality of Prof Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria’s Vice President in this recent diatribe.

What Omokri attempted to do was to compare the successes and achievements between the Jonathan and Buhari administration but what he succeeded in doing was to praise the Buhari administration for its achievement.

Omokri claimed that “former President Jonathan can point to exactly 8956 projects that he initiated, started and completed, I challenge the Buhari government to name just three projects that they have initiated, started and completed in the last three years.”

Many Nigerians cannot readily recall any project that Jonathan started and finished talk less 8956 projects, this is just another bad dream by a drowning man whose followers are fast dwindling because of his Multi-Personality Disorder syndrome.

Since he wants to know the projects initiated, started and completed by the Buhari administration, he will get it.

The National Home Grown School Feeding Programme was introduced by the Buhari administration and overseen by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo. The programme currently feeds 8.5 million pupils across 24 states on daily basis.

Then there is the Anchor Borrowers’ Programme which was launched by President Buhari’s administration six months after it was sworn-in. The programme creates a linkage between anchor companies involved in the processing and small holder farmers of required key agricultural commodities.

The programme has increased banks’ financing to the agricultural sector, reduced agricultural commodity importation and reduce level of poverty among smallholder farmers among others. Over 600,000 farmers currently benefit from this scheme.

N-Power is another project that is designed to create employment and empower the youths. N-Power provides an opportunity to achieve inclusion and productivity in Nigeria. N-Power creates jobs and is one of the initiatives of the Social Investment Programme.

As at today over 500,000 people have been recruited and it will be over one million by the end of 2018.

The creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs so has the revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign.

The Buhari administration has improved fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative. This has increased Nigeria’s production of rice and has not only help us stop importation but has made us potential exporters.

The ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment Programme commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 350,000 market women and traders across different states. These are all collateral-free loans.

Conditional Cash Transfer scheme, under which over 400,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000.

The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states as well as the establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.

There’s no gainsaying that electricity generation and distribution has improved greatly. During the Jonathan administration, Nigerians bought generators every year always had at least two because they perpetually had no light but that’s all changed. There is a fair share of electricity for all.

Buhari’s administration commissioned the super fast 187-kilometre Abuja-Kaduna railway and the Abuja metro. Even though Omokri claims his former boss completed both projects we know it’s a BIG FAT LIE.

If he did it would have been in use but that was not the case. There are major infrastructural achievements recorded. The Lagos-Ibadan expressway; Enugu-Onitsha expressway, East-West road, Abuja-Lokoja-Benin expressway, Kano-Maiduguri expressway, Second Niger Bridge, Enugu-Port Harcourt expressway among others.

Another giant stride of the Buhari administration is the creation and successful completion of Modular Refineries. Only recently, a team from the office of the Vice President visited the OPAC refinery site located at Umuseti, Kwale, in Delta State.

Thirty-eight modular refineries were granted licences to operate in the Niger Delta region and at least two will be ready by December 2018.

Feel free to throw in June 12 as the new Democracy Day and as recognition of late Chief MKO Abiola feat during the 1993 general election.

The list of achievements is endless, and I can go on and on. For people like Omokri sowing the seed of discord is what they have been ordained to do. He lives with his family in the United States but will stop at nothing to see Nigeria burn.

It’s important to note that for “End Time” pastor Omokri and his ilk they will stop at nothing to take away peace from Nigeria once they don’t have access to steal our commonwealth.

They will prefer to bring down any government they cannot steal from, and It’s time we ignore this E.T. looking dude and concentrate on more important issues.

More lies and satanic commentaries would continue to ooze out of Reno, but like the Bible shows us, we would continue to cast them out.

Nathaniel C. Adoji

http://eaglestep.com/opinion/reno-omokri-and-his-satanic-verses-by-nathaniel-c-adoji/

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 4:17am On Aug 29, 2018
Mumu Reno.

GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Firefire(m): 5:23am On Aug 29, 2018
Who can surpass the Chief Liar called Alhaji Lie Mohamed? The man Satan himself wonder his skills and abilities in lies and propaganda.

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by gasparpisciotta: 5:30am On Aug 29, 2018
Deady body get accident yepa, confusion breaky bone, yepa, double wahala for deady body and the owner of deady body......Fela Kuti
If this is what we are still contending with in this country then we are in deep trouble.
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by deji17: 5:42am On Aug 29, 2018
Firefire:
Who can surpass the Chief Liar called Alhaji Lie Mohamed? The man Satan himself wonder his skills and abilities in lies and propaganda.

For where?
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by vedaxcool(m): 5:53am On Aug 29, 2018
Reno is a criminal being promoted by morally bankrupt websites

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Firefire(m): 6:05am On Aug 29, 2018
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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by BeeBeeOoh(m): 6:16am On Aug 29, 2018
Firefire:
.
This your meme na die oh cheesy

Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by tribalistseun: 6:30am On Aug 29, 2018
Nonsense post from a hungry fool

Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Metuh: 6:33am On Aug 29, 2018
vedaxcool:
Reno is a criminal being promoted by morally bankrupt websites
Anyone can be paid to accuse anybody.. Your Accused but not proven case is dead on arrival.


If Reno is a criminal, what will you call your lifeless President? grin

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Metuh: 6:34am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70704814:
Mumu Reno.

GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI
A man that you can NEVER EVER reach his achievements is the one you are calling a mumu Abi? grin


God can't bless a lifeless thing like Buhari abeg.

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Metuh: 6:36am On Aug 29, 2018
deji17:
RENO OMOKRI AND HIS SATANIC VERSES


BY NATHANIEL C. ADOJI



Aug 28, 2018


Satan the father of all liars will feel threatened by Reno Omokri’s constant and steady rise in his area of expertise. Omokri has told so many lies that one begins to doubt if he was born Reno Omokri. But Satan can take comfort in the fact that he is crafty and clever while Omokri is dumb and ignorant, he can’t keep up with his strings of lies.

His latest attempt was in a poorly written piece titled “Sadly, Nigeria has a Pinocchio for a vice-president” published online. Omokri, a supposed pastor who was thrown out of Jonathan’s administration tried to malign the personality of Prof Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria’s Vice President in this recent diatribe.

What Omokri attempted to do was to compare the successes and achievements between the Jonathan and Buhari administration but what he succeeded in doing was to praise the Buhari administration for its achievement.

Omokri claimed that “former President Jonathan can point to exactly 8956 projects that he initiated, started and completed, I challenge the Buhari government to name just three projects that they have initiated, started and completed in the last three years.”

Many Nigerians cannot readily recall any project that Jonathan started and finished talk less 8956 projects, this is just another bad dream by a drowning man whose followers are fast dwindling because of his Multi-Personality Disorder syndrome.

Since he wants to know the projects initiated, started and completed by the Buhari administration, he will get it.

The National Home Grown School Feeding Programme was introduced by the Buhari administration and overseen by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo. The programme currently feeds 8.5 million pupils across 24 states on daily basis.

Then there is the Anchor Borrowers’ Programme which was launched by President Buhari’s administration six months after it was sworn-in. The programme creates a linkage between anchor companies involved in the processing and small holder farmers of required key agricultural commodities.

The programme has increased banks’ financing to the agricultural sector, reduced agricultural commodity importation and reduce level of poverty among smallholder farmers among others. Over 600,000 farmers currently benefit from this scheme.

N-Power is another project that is designed to create employment and empower the youths. N-Power provides an opportunity to achieve inclusion and productivity in Nigeria. N-Power creates jobs and is one of the initiatives of the Social Investment Programme.

As at today over 500,000 people have been recruited and it will be over one million by the end of 2018.

The creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs so has the revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign.

The Buhari administration has improved fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative. This has increased Nigeria’s production of rice and has not only help us stop importation but has made us potential exporters.

The ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment Programme commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 350,000 market women and traders across different states. These are all collateral-free loans.

Conditional Cash Transfer scheme, under which over 400,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000.

The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states as well as the establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.

There’s no gainsaying that electricity generation and distribution has improved greatly. During the Jonathan administration, Nigerians bought generators every year always had at least two because they perpetually had no light but that’s all changed. There is a fair share of electricity for all.

Buhari’s administration commissioned the super fast 187-kilometre Abuja-Kaduna railway and the Abuja metro. Even though Omokri claims his former boss completed both projects we know it’s a BIG FAT LIE.

If he did it would have been in use but that was not the case. There are major infrastructural achievements recorded. The Lagos-Ibadan expressway; Enugu-Onitsha expressway, East-West road, Abuja-Lokoja-Benin expressway, Kano-Maiduguri expressway, Second Niger Bridge, Enugu-Port Harcourt expressway among others.

Another giant stride of the Buhari administration is the creation and successful completion of Modular Refineries. Only recently, a team from the office of the Vice President visited the OPAC refinery site located at Umuseti, Kwale, in Delta State.

Thirty-eight modular refineries were granted licences to operate in the Niger Delta region and at least two will be ready by December 2018.

Feel free to throw in June 12 as the new Democracy Day and as recognition of late Chief MKO Abiola feat during the 1993 general election.

The list of achievements is endless, and I can go on and on. For people like Omokri sowing the seed of discord is what they have been ordained to do. He lives with his family in the United States but will stop at nothing to see Nigeria burn.

It’s important to note that for “End Time” pastor Omokri and his ilk they will stop at nothing to take away peace from Nigeria once they don’t have access to steal our commonwealth.

They will prefer to bring down any government they cannot steal from, and It’s time we ignore this E.T. looking dude and concentrate on more important issues.

More lies and satanic commentaries would continue to ooze out of Reno, but like the Bible shows us, we would continue to cast them out.

Nathaniel C. Adoji

http://eaglestep.com/opinion/reno-omokri-and-his-satanic-verses-by-nathaniel-c-adoji/
Trash conjured by one of Buahri Media Cows.


This is what the Abacha loot and $1Billion Boko Haram loot is used for-Buhari Propaganda Organization
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:37am On Aug 29, 2018
Metuh:

A man that you can NEVER EVER reach his achievements is the one you are calling a mumu Abi? grin


God can't bless a lifeless thing like Buhari abeg.
A man that you and everyone in your lineage and your community or your entire Local Government and beyond is who you are calling lifeless Metuh?
You call him a lifeless President because he refuses to steal?!
You'll be judged at the appointed time!

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:39am On Aug 29, 2018
vedaxcool:
Reno is a criminal being promoted by morally bankrupt websites
Reno is nothing but a confirm criminal

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Metuh: 6:49am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70706044:

A man that you and everyone in your lineage and your community or your entire Local Government and beyond is who you are calling lifeless Metuh?
You call him a lifeless President because he refuses to steal?!
You'll be judged at the appointed time!
You are super dull and ignorant at the same time.


Did you read the report of trillions of naira that was missing from the NNPC coffee?


Who is the minister for petroleum again? Modelmike7, goan sit down somewhere and start thinking.
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by SalamRushdie: 6:50am On Aug 29, 2018
How does this absolve Buhari from being the worst Nigerian leader ever

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:05am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku is viewing but cant comment due to all the curses and swear he cursed everyone online yesterday.

Sorry Alhaji, atleast use that jail time to play with all your 6 wives at home cheesy grin wink
See you whenever you are back o presidential contestant! But c ime back before you elections!
You learn to be civil next time
Hahaha cheesy cheesy

Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by PresidentAtiku(m): 7:12am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70706627:
PresidentAtiku is viewing but cant comment due to all the curses and swear he cursed everyone online yesterday.

Sorry Alhaji, atleast use that jail time to play with all your 6 wives at home cheesy grin wink
See you whenever you are back o presidential contestant! But c ime back before you elections!
You learn to be civil next time
Hahaha cheesy cheesy
This failed business man, you think I have been banned? Lifeless supporter according to Trump. The mods are educated... Not like all of you supporters of Buhari that do not know left from right but just zombie along
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:15am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
The failed business man, you think I have been banned? Lifeless supporter according to Trump
Failed and Corrupt Presidential Aspirant.
Welcome back from your house arrest.
A failure, Child of hate and perdition
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by vedaxcool(m): 7:20am On Aug 29, 2018
[s]
Metuh:

Anyone can be paid to accuse anybody.. Your Accused but not proven case is dead on arrival.


If Reno is a criminal, what will you call your lifeless President? grin
[/s]


Lifeless incoherent comment

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Firefire(m): 7:22am On Aug 29, 2018
Anyone seen openly supporting Mohomodu Buhary is a religious extremist & potential suicide bomber.

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by PresidentAtiku(m): 7:22am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70706868:

Failed and Corrupt Presidential Aspirant.
Welcome back from your house arrest.
A failure, Child of hate and perdition
How do you feel? Besides the corrupt word you and other lifeless supporters use to label other aspirants, what else do you do? Is it not high time you guys used achievements of Buhari to sell him to us

Screaming corrupt corrupt is becoming stale o!

Use lists and images of his achievements ( That is if he has any) to sell him.. The mods are educated
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:25am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
How do you feel? Besides the corrupt word you and other lifeless supporters use to label other aspirants, what else do you do? Is it not high time you guys used achievements of Buhari to sell him to us

Screaming corrupt corrupt is becoming stale o!

Use lists and images of his achievements ( That is if he has any) to sell him.. The mods are educated
You see and read about it everyday, but since you have chosen to be blind, no one can help you.

Keep patronising the mods, and keep cursing and swearing for people.
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by PresidentAtiku(m): 7:28am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70707152:

You see and read about it everyday, but since you have chosen to be blind, no one can help you.

Keep patronising the mods, and keep cursing and swearing for people.
But Lie Mohammed said they are soooooo large we can't see... Just imagine the kind of people around Buhari cheesy
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by Metuh: 7:28am On Aug 29, 2018
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]


Lifeless incoherent comment
Like Lifeless Buhari, like his lifeless supporters. grin


I know your IQ is too low to comprehend my assertions. Oya start chanting Sai Barbara upadan
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:30am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
But Lie Mohammed said they are soooooo large we can't see... Just imagine the kind of people around Buhari cheesy
Ok.
Have a nice day Alhaji Atiku!
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:31am On Aug 29, 2018
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]


Lifeless incoherent comment
Are you minding that one?!
He knows nothing.
Metuh is lifeless!

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by PresidentAtiku(m): 7:31am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70707246:

Ok.
Have a nice day Alhaji Atiku!
You too my guy...Have a nice day BMC 007
Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:36am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
You too my guy...Have a nice day BMC 007
Chop knuckles

Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:37am On Aug 29, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
You too my guy...Have a nice day BMC 007
Seems this is more apt!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by vedaxcool(m): 7:38am On Aug 29, 2018
[s]
Metuh:

Like Lifeless Buhari, like his lifeless supporters. grin


I know your IQ is too low to comprehend my assertions. Oya start chanting Sai Barbara upadan

[/s]

Lifeless and incoherent comment like your namesake

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Re: Reno Omokri And His Satanic Verses by PresidentAtiku(m): 7:39am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70707355:

Chop knuckles
Guy no knuckle o.. You want hardship to enter my destiny ni?

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