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Why E No Work? by wiegraf: 9:12am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Heres an American lawyer's response to the question "what's the stupidest case you've been asked to take on (and did you)?" redditor: So, why didn't it work? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6f92k3/lawyers_of_reddit_whats_the_stupidest_case_youve/ |
Re: Why E No Work? by hopefulLandlord: 9:21am On Jul 04, 2017 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: Why E No Work? by hahn(m): 10:21am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Why didn't what work? |
Re: Why E No Work? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:30am On Jul 04, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: |
Re: Why E No Work? by wiegraf: 1:03pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
hahn: The poem should have jazzed him, no? |
Re: Why E No Work? by hahn(m): 1:44pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
1 Like |
Re: Why E No Work? by Niflheim(m): 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
@wiegraf, The reason it did not work, is the same reason why the words "open sesame" will not open the biggest vaults of Central bank Nigeria!!! The so-called magic words of the poem(just like the words "open sesame"), originate from the realm of fiction!!! Only a "super lunatic" will atempt to apply them in reality!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why E No Work? by uzoexcel(m): 6:17pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
lol..this is hilarious |
Re: Why E No Work? by kevoh(m): 6:54pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
maybe our able nairalander, Babalawos will have the answer! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Why E No Work? by NPComplete: 8:12pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
lol @ poem. The oyinbo no know say na heavy otumokpor recitations the Nigerian guy dey try ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Why E No Work? by hahn(m): 9:20pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
This is actually no different from what Christians and Muslims do when they pray before a meeting, interview, outing etc It is all in the same bullshit realm occupied by idiots 1 Like |
Re: Why E No Work? by hopefulLandlord: 10:02pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
hahn: Reminds me of Joseph1013's post joseph1013: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why E No Work? by Nobody: 1:15am On Jul 05, 2017 |
[QUOTE=jhaytee4all;3394537] weird things happen [/QUOTE] geeZ |
Re: Why E No Work? by Nobody: 1:17am On Jul 05, 2017 |
[QUOTE=TrustGzus;3394537]weird things do happen[/QUOTE] geez |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 9:35pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
wiegraf: LoL! Is that what it was supposed to be? It never occurred to me until your statement. |
Re: Why E No Work? by MuttleyLaff: 10:16pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
LordReed:Shocking you didnt know that is "Ọfọ̀ Asẹ" and/or "Ògèdè" It's simply reciting "Incantation(s)" which are "words of Power" allegedly to gain advantage, favour or an edge Patrons employ it for good and nefarious activities For the unenlightened, this can be an experience, scarier than the "Ojuju Calabar" you upandan was mentioning on the other thread |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 12:21am On Sep 03, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Can you show me where in the OP "Ọfọ̀ Asẹ" and/or "Ògèdè" is written? |
Re: Why E No Work? by NPComplete: 6:24am On Sep 03, 2018 |
LordReed: That is easily inferred from the OP. It doesn't need to be stated. And those are the nouns used in Yoruba language. 1 Like |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 6:56am On Sep 03, 2018 |
NPComplete: It is not obvious. Luckily I am not the only one who couldn't see it. hahn: |
Re: Why E No Work? by MuttleyLaff: 7:12am On Sep 03, 2018 |
redditor: wiegraf:If at all it works, it wouldnt and/or doesnt work across the Atlantic LordReed: NPComplete:Thank you NPComplete for this response LordReed, the word poem, in the OP was for the unenlightened, used as a euphemism in place of "Ọfọ̀ Asẹ" and/or "Ògèdè" LordReed, you wouldnt, by some chance, heard or know anything about the Fadeyi Oloro, Orisa Bunmi, Esu Kekere etcetera of this world? "Eyi a fi sọwọ ọtun, ọwọ ọtun nii gbe Eyi a fi sọwọ osi, ọwọ osi nii gbe Eyi a ba wi fọgbọ, ni ọgbọ ngbọ Eyi a ba wi fọgba, ni ọgba ngba Ọrọ, ti okete, ba ba, ilẹ sọ, ni ilẹ ngba. Gbogbo ẹyin haters mi oo, awọn ọta mi o, ẹ maa bayi gangan, gbe ori wọle Ẹ pada, si ibi ti, ẹti dede wa. Bẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹni mo sọ Emi lo sọ bẹ Kosekose, ni ti, ilakọsẹ. Ko ri bẹ, Ko si se bẹ. Tuo! Ko se bẹ!! (Tuo, is spitting saliva forcibly from the mouth, as a sign of coming to the end and/or highest point of the incantation) Poo! Poo!! Pooo!!! (grande finale sound coming from, three times, tapping charm on floor or any nearby object to end incantation with) Ki Asẹ gun!!!" The above is a snippet sample Told you, for the unenlightened, this can be an experience, scarier than the "Ojuju Calabar" you upandan was mentioning on the other thread #IfYouKnowYouKnow If you know, you know |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 7:53am On Sep 03, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: LoLz, folktales are supposed to scare me? Maybe when I was under 10 years old, not today bruv. |
Re: Why E No Work? by MuttleyLaff: 7:56am On Sep 03, 2018 |
LordReed:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Boo! Got ya. Scaredy cat We are grown, that's why you sabi get mouth now |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 8:53am On Sep 03, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Hahahaha, oh you want me to carry the same fear you carry right? LoLz! |
Re: Why E No Work? by MuttleyLaff: 9:29am On Sep 03, 2018 |
LordReed:This is the thing. I never once carried or harboured the fear though. It's a mind thing I never and didn't entertain. |
Re: Why E No Work? by LordReed(m): 9:44am On Sep 03, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Then why you do feel I should be afraid? |
Re: Why E No Work? by Hakeem12(m): 7:55pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
Niflheim:I remember a movie I saw last year, "hurricane heist" where the antagonist opened a vault saying open sesame. I know some gullible people will actually believe that. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why E No Work? by Niflheim(m): 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2018 |
@Hakeem12, LOL!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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