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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:24pm On Sep 09, 2018
raumdeuter:


Spanish shakushaku the Hazard of Madrid

Imagine comparing 2x EPL player of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing a player who has won the young player of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing someone that has consistently been in the EPL team of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling (Four times o)


Imagine comparing someone that has amassed 50 Man of The match award alone in EPL matches (The highest of any player since he joined the league ) with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the player with the second highest nunber of chances created since he joined the league with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing someone that has topped the euros assists chart with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the world cup second best player with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the 2018 world cup joint Top assist provider with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing a player with the second highest dribbles completed in the past 10 years (behind Lionel Messi) with isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling. (Heck, man's was 16 years old 10 years ago)


Imagine comparing a player in the 2017 UEFA Team of the Year with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing a 2times league 1 player of the Year at a teenage age with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing a 2 times ligue 1 Young player of the Year with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


This is Madness.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 3:31pm On Sep 09, 2018
raumdeuter:


Who have I compared Hidden Hazard to?


Hidden Hazard is that a Bayern Munich player or something cus the hazard the world knows is Eden.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:56pm On Sep 09, 2018
obainojazz:
A wise man once said(airmark)... "Dayo never kick ball before)"

He is a disgrace. Milito and Zlatan's foolish talk from him, is the height.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 3:57pm On Sep 09, 2018
Tripper over Walker IMO

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 4:06pm On Sep 09, 2018
femiti:
grin grin grin grin
We dey talk hay...you dey refer to letter A. Smh
Na u know wetin u Dey talk.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Grundig: 4:09pm On Sep 09, 2018
iamJ:
men last night was shameful for me, i used to watch all those fifa game players on tv going for the fifa competition and in my mind i will be like, i will easily beat this guy na, i never regarded them, yesterday, had small internet to waste, i was like let me play against someone online, played against one american guy cry cry cry cry the first half for like 20mins i couldnt get the ball, if i just hold it, his players will rush me, when he goes to my post, he either scores or my keepers performs magic, play play play, 5-0 and i havent even had a single shot on target, 2nd half was even worst, we nigerians dont substitution, we play like that till the end, guy kept changing and scoring me, in the end 9-0, i had only 1 shot on target and it was a very long shot, i was frustrated and didnt know how to play him, so i tried my luck

we played again, i did formation, packing bus things, ronaldo as striker, even tried to form sarri ball small cry cry cry cry he still beat me 12-0, i didnt have a single shot on target, not even corner self or freekick, i beat most of my friends, i used to think that i had fifa rep but i'm a boy where people dey and the guy was a random person, imagine those pros that win award for it, na wa oooooo, went to youtube to read about how to be very good, they said i shld use small teams to play against big teams when i play computer, i tried just now and computer flogged me 6-0, maybe i will just retire, this thing is depressing i swear
Lmao lmao

This is one reason I don't play football games online. Make person no take me shine. E better make I hold ground with people wey I sabi.

Thunder fire those wizards wey dey internet
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 4:10pm On Sep 09, 2018
hensben:
Na u know wetin u Dey talk.
Actually, skimpledawg, sod09 and some other people do know too.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:10pm On Sep 09, 2018
NOBODYY:
Since 2015


Neymar: 27 G+A for Brazil
Messi: 32 G+A for Argentina
Hazard: 35 G+A for Belgium
Ronaldo: 41 G+A for Portugal

Do the Ramdeuter challenge and reply like he would ...

Ramdeuter be like: And so? Goals and assists do not matter anymore, has he won Afcon for Belgium? Did he score in a world cup final? Or did he score in space?

Because their careers started in 2015

I am sure someone too will say since the start of 2018/19 season Ronaldo 0 goals, Mitrovic 4 goals

Since the start of their careers Neymar 58goals 4th of all time in Brazil behind Pele, Ronaldo Romario

Hazard entire career 26 goals

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:12pm On Sep 09, 2018
NOBODYY:

This is Madness.

You want to know what madness is? Comparing Hidden with Neymar, Messiand Ronaldo
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2018
hensben:
At least hen has brain, reason it can harsh many eggs and take care of it chicks. Hen gathers but u scatter, deceive and corrupt minds.

In conclusion, Hen>>>>>>>>>>>raumdeuter
Lolling lol.... grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Well, since you are already harsh on dayo...why not hatch him a brain?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2018
popizaino:
Hidden Hazard is that a Bayern Munich player or something cus the hazard the world knows is Eden.

The shakushaku dancer in Chelsea that wears number 10
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:14pm On Sep 09, 2018
femiti:

Lolling lol.... grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Well, since you are already harsh on dayo...why not hatch him a brain?
Hahhaha Femi, free me this evening o grin grin

grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kimbeast: 5:15pm On Sep 09, 2018
Neymar1095:

Says a Chelsea fan that have been a relegation team until Abrahimovic took
over around 2003 and pumped the club with Russian money.. Chelsea before Abrahimovic.

Hope you know until Pep Guardiola came Nottingham Forrest had more champions league trophies than Barcelona.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2018
this our cfc thread is a very funny & predictable one. Predictable in the sense that almost every 8-10 quick pages automatically translate to RAUM vs OTHERS HAZARD DEBATE.

I was personally very sad when Belgium lost to France bcoz I know Belgium winning the 2018 WC would've definitely changed the dimension of the thread.


*modified

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:23pm On Sep 09, 2018
Egbon diggz, how far Baba... Been a while
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 5:24pm On Sep 09, 2018
NOBODYY:


Imagine comparing 2x EPL player of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing a player who has won the young player of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing someone that has consistently been in the EPL team of the season with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling (Four times o)


Imagine comparing someone that has amassed 50 Man of The match award alone in EPL matches (The highest of any player since he joined the league ) with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the player with the second highest nunber of chances created since he joined the league with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing someone that has topped the euros assists chart with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the world cup second best player with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing the 2018 world cup joint Top assist provider with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling

Imagine comparing a player with the second highest dribbles completed in the past 10 years (behind Lionel Messi) with isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling. (Heck, man's was 16 years old 10 years ago)


Imagine comparing a player in the 2017 UEFA Team of the Year with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing a 2times league 1 player of the Year at a teenage age with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


Imagine comparing a 2 times ligue 1 Young player of the Year with Isco, Zaha, Adama traore and Sterling


This is Madness.
Just look at this one!

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nathz45: 5:25pm On Sep 09, 2018
iamJ:
men last night was shameful for me, i used to watch all those fifa game players on tv going for the fifa competition and in my mind i will be like, i will easily beat this guy na, i never regarded them, yesterday, had small internet to waste, i was like let me play against someone online, played against one american guy cry cry cry cry the first half for like 20mins i couldnt get the ball, if i just hold it, his players will rush me, when he goes to my post, he either scores or my keepers performs magic, play play play, 5-0 and i havent even had a single shot on target, 2nd half was even worst, we nigerians dont substitution, we play like that till the end, guy kept changing and scoring me, in the end 9-0, i had only 1 shot on target and it was a very long shot, i was frustrated and didnt know how to play him, so i tried my luck

we played again, i did formation, packing bus things, ronaldo as striker, even tried to form sarri ball small cry cry cry cry he still beat me 12-0, i didnt have a single shot on target, not even corner self or freekick, i beat most of my friends, i used to think that i had fifa rep but i'm a boy where people dey and the guy was a random person, imagine those pros that win award for it, na wa oooooo, went to youtube to read about how to be very good, they said i shld use small teams to play against big teams when i play computer, i tried just now and computer flogged me 6-0, maybe i will just retire, this thing is depressing i swear
lmao...the way you narrated the whole stuff made it even funnier
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 5:25pm On Sep 09, 2018
nathz45:
this our cfc thread is a very funny & predictable one. Predictable in the sense that almost every 8-10 quick pages automatically translate to RAUM vs OTHERS HAZARD DEBATE.

I was personal very sad when Belgium lost to France bcoz I know Belgium winning the 2018 WC would've definitely changed the dimension of the thread.
big time,I use to love this thread,some people don't have proper lives,their entire existence rely on hazard,what an obsession.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:28pm On Sep 09, 2018
Records Chelsea still hold..

1). The longest unbeaten home run (86 games across four consecutive seasons)

2). Fewest goals conceded in a Premier League season (15 goals)

3). Joint Premier League home wins (18 wins)

4). Most consecutive away wins (11 wins)

“No history”

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2018
NOBODYY:
Records Chelsea still hold..

1). The longest unbeaten home run (86 games across four consecutive seasons)

2). Fewest goals conceded in a Premier League season (15 goals)

3). Joint Premier League home wins (18 wins)

4). Most consecutive away wins (11 wins)

“No history”

And all came after abrahimovic bought your stupid club lol.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 5:47pm On Sep 09, 2018
nathz45:
this our cfc thread is a very funny & predictable one. Predictable in the sense that almost every 8-10 quick pages automatically translate to RAUM vs OTHERS HAZARD DEBATE.

I was personal very sad when Belgium lost to France bcoz I know Belgium winning the 2018 WC would've definitely changed the dimension of the thread.
Bro...had it bin they won d worldcup with Hazard not scoring there would v bin anoda form of arguments(like he was a carried along)...Should it be otherwise,it would v bin all abt CL league glory or he won it at age 27 wen odas won it at a lesser age grade ..Hazard story will alwez pop irrespective of how u see it wen it coms 2 raumdeuter. ....

do u know,he doesn't care dat hazard won d 2nd best player ??

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2018
Neymar1095:

And all came after abrahimovic bought your stupid club lol.
..
And what was man City story before it was bought? ?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EvilMetahuman: 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2018
cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 6:15pm On Sep 09, 2018
femiti:

Lolling lol.... grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Well, since you are already harsh on dayo...why not hatch him a brain?
grin grin
My belle oo
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 6:23pm On Sep 09, 2018
raumdeuter:


The shakushaku dancer in Chelsea that wears number 10



The shakushaku dance to world cup second best player abi?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:49pm On Sep 09, 2018
Kimbeast:


Hope you know until Pep Guardiola came Nottingham Forrest had more champions league trophies than Barcelona.

This is false. Barcelona won in 92 and 2006

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:50pm On Sep 09, 2018
nathz45:
this our cfc thread is a very funny & predictable one. Predictable in the sense that almost every 8-10 quick pages automatically translate to RAUM vs OTHERS HAZARD DEBATE.

I was personal very sad when Belgium lost to France bcoz I know Belgium winning the 2018 WC would've definitely changed the dimension of the thread.

Hazard was too weak and had that failure gene that can't make it happen
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:51pm On Sep 09, 2018
popizaino:




The shakushaku dance to world cup second best player abi?

No semi final win whether in CL world cup or euro
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:54pm On Sep 09, 2018
Segedinho:

Bro...had it bin they won d worldcup with Hazard not scoring there would v bin anoda form of arguments(like he was a carried along)...Should it be otherwise,it would v bin all abt CL league glory or he won it at age 27 wen odas won it at a lesser age grade ..Hazard story will alwez pop irrespective of how u see it wen it coms 2 ramdeuter. ....

do u know,he doesn't care dat hazard won d 2nd best player ??

I've been daring hazzard to win either CLor world cup scoring in the major stages not just being carried along like John Terry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:55pm On Sep 09, 2018
EvilMetahuman:
cool


Congrats on winning the balon d'rudiger
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by patrickmuf(m): 6:59pm On Sep 09, 2018
Grundig:

Lmao lmao

This is one reason I don't play football games online. Make person no take me shine. E better make I hold ground with people wey I sabi.
Thunder fire those wizards wey dey internet
I play Chess online but I can hold my own against most the guys I play with...The problem with online gaming for me us our poor network over here...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 7:04pm On Sep 09, 2018
raumdeuter:


Hazard was too weak and had that failure gene that can't make it happen



It is your bayern Munich legends that have failure genes cus the only time they won ucl in recent time they didn't meet their worst nightmare chelsea.

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