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Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 7:25pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
1. Yahoo boys usually have one or 2 mugus at a time. Pastors maintain a congregation of hundreds of mugus 2. Yahoo boys (G plus) eat shite themselves as part of their rituals while pastors make others eat grass and manure. 3. Yahoo boys will buy you bottles of alcohol in the club. Pastors will sell you holy water or anointing oil 4. Yahoo boys fear the law in form of SARS. Pastors are small men with Big Gods who fear no man 5. Yahoo boys are not limited to any country (every mugu is accepted). Pastors dont preach in Saudi Arabia, China and Iraq. 6. Yahoo boys fly first class at most. Pastors waste money on private jets 7. Yahoo boys usually sell high end gadgets like Iphones (obtained in from mugus) at low prices. Pastors sell cheap materials like pamphlets and oils at inflated prices. cc hahn, hopefullandlord, budaatum, johnnydon22, vaxx, felixomor, lordreed, hardmirror 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Babagboju(m): 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
Nosensical 3 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by walosky(m): 7:36pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
See ur life! 1 Like
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Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by hopefulLandlord: 8:24pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
Hahahaha 2 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Grupo(m): 8:29pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
Which kind "trouble maker" thread be this? |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by LordReed(m): 9:34pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
Grupo: Real troublemaker. LoLz! 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 9:13am On Sep 14, 2018 |
LordReed: 8. At worst, yahoo boys will commit fornication with oloshos aka runs girls. At worst, pastors commit adultery with members' wives. Or if they are catholic priests, they engage in pedophilia by molesting young boys. 8 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by hahn(m): 9:37am On Sep 14, 2018 |
Pastors rock! It is not easy to control many mugus at once and make the pay you every Sunday for nothing 3 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 10:21am On Sep 14, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: While I will not dispute the fact that there are fake pastors and fake prophets, the fact remains that there are still real pastors and prophets today. So, in addressing the pastors, clear distinction must be made. There is no way a thief, cheat and swindler can be better than a born again pastor. Besides, what you said now, is subtly encouraging criminality whether you know it or not!. Yahoo yahoo is evil and criminal and remains so for all ages. Fake pastors are not pastors, they were not called by God, and should not be roped into God's activities. They are thieves disguised as pastors. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 10:24am On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: You should also be able to see that one profession is more criminal than the other |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 10:24am On Sep 14, 2018 |
hahn: Of course. Pastors are big boys |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by hahn(m): 10:49am On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: Can you name the top 10 real pastors so everyone can know who they are? 2 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 11:03am On Sep 14, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: If you generalise and call all the servants of God/pastors, criminals, then you're also calling God a criminal, because He calked them to do His work. Be very careful. A pastor can err and do wrong. But that is not to say thay all as pastors, are criminal or criminally minded. Make a distinction. The real pastors are chosen and appointed by God, it's not a profession anybody just wakes up to assume. Know that difference and be guided. Otherwise, you will be ignorantly working for the enemy by running down the work of God. It's bad enough that we have so many fake and ungodly 'pastors', but don't add to the destruction and havoc the enemy intends them to effect on the body of Christ, except you are not a believer yourself. Jeremiah 3:15 And I will give you pastors according to mine heart, which shall feed you with knowledge and understanding. Ephesians 4:11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers; God calls them, some become evil along the way. While you can advice and correct them with the scriptures, you do not have the right to condemn them, never try it, as convenient as it may appear, doing that is out right disrespect for God. If you do not agree with any of them, live him alone, go close to him and correct that pastor with the scriptures, if he refuses, live him for God. No man can predict the ways of God, but we have the spirit of God to guide us. I'm sure if it were in this generation that God asked a prophet to marry a prostitute just to show Israel a lesson, many people will call him fake, yet it was God who said it. Discerning between truth and lie is increasingly becoming difficult, that is the reason why every believer must have the Holy Spirit, for only Him can guide you through. Shalom 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 11:23am On Sep 14, 2018 |
hahn: It is not for me to tell you. By their fruit you shall know them. You must understand that we are at war with the enemy. The best strategy he has adopted against the church now is to corrupt and pollute the church by attacking the leaders. Only God by His Holy Spirit can guide you to who a true believer is. But there are any of them. If you think they've all become corrupt, then you're wrong, because God will always have a remnant for His work. When Elijah protested to God that all the prophets have been slain except him, God told him something else. 1 Kings 19:18 Yet I have left me seven thousand in Israel, all the knees which have not bowed unto Baal, and every mouth which hath not kissed him. Now let me ask you, are you a good person, real and trust worthy?. If you think you are, then there are pastors like that. 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by LordReed(m): 2:00pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: Yes there are sincere pastors but they are sincerely "fake" because all religion is "fake". 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by LordReed(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: People be denying their basic humanity thats why they out there raping little boys in the arse. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by hahn(m): 6:26pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: Summary: I can't name one Thank you 2 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 10:18pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Primesky: Nonsense. You even proved that all you said is nonsense as you couldn't even name real pastors They are all fake. Until I see a pastor that truly loves for the masses, I will continue to say that they are faje 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 9:02am On Sep 15, 2018 |
LordReed: The funny thing is that the popes and the archbishops know what is causing it but are too fanatic and proud to admit/change it. Let the priests marry and have sex! |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by LordReed(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: They are slaves to their tradition and it is unfortunate that change will be like death to them. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 2:39pm On Sep 15, 2018 |
LordReed: Even the Pope is facing criticism for covering up for pedophiles |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 3:54pm On Sep 15, 2018 |
kamfeechi440: What is in your attachment |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by CodeTemplar: 12:00am On Sep 16, 2018 |
The paradox of it all is that after swaying gullible folks that yahoo boys are better than pastors these yahoo boys at the advance stage of the fo.olisness run to some pastors for deliverance. That proves not all pastors are fake and real pastors are superior to any idol, demon or their master, devil. Stop the false marketing. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 2:56am On Sep 16, 2018 |
CodeTemplar: The fact that Yahoo boys run to pastors (rather than reporting themselves to police) shows that pastors are bigger crimina........... 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by CodeTemplar: 8:52am On Sep 16, 2018 |
JeromeBlack:If a pastor criminalizes on yahoo boy why would that yahoo boy refer other yahoo boys to him? Think humbly and stop trying to garner likes and shares childishly. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 8:59am On Sep 16, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: Your opinion though, and nothing says it must be right. If you choose to not believe in God and serve Him because some people in clerical collar are misbehaving, do you indeed expect to be excused?. At the end of the day, they will answer for their actions and choices and you will answer for yours. Except a man repent and be born again by receiving and believing in Jesus Christ, there is no salvation for him/her, neither can he/she enter the kingdom of God. Jesus Christ still loves you. Repent and be saved. Salvation is now!. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 9:16am On Sep 16, 2018 |
hahn: There are many of them. It's either you're looking in the wrong direction, or you are simply biased. But either way, that's not an excuse to not believe in Jesus Christ and obey His word. They make their choices and you make yours, in the end, everybody will will give account of those choices and receive the consequences. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by Primesky(m): 9:22am On Sep 16, 2018 |
LordReed: Very well!. Religion is man made. Jesus didn't bring religion, what He came to do is to restore the fellowship and RELATIONSHIP which once existed in the beginning. The kind of relationship we are called to have with our maker is a dynamic one, it's not a religion. Repent and receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal saviour, forget about religion neither let it be your excuse because you have non. Salvation is now!. |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by LordReed(m): 9:38am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Primesky: Do you know the history of this Jesus you speak of? Do you know that the things written about him in the Bible were not written by people who were there? That it was written decades after the fact? By what means do you determine that what you believe is true? 1 Like |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by hahn(m): 10:18am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Primesky: Lol. Summary: Still can't name any Happy Sunday 2 Likes |
Re: Why Yahoo Boys Are Better Than Pastors by JeromeBlack: 11:47am On Sep 16, 2018 |
Primesky: You and your God can keep your salvation. People are suffering. People cannot eat. Yet one pastor wants to collect tithe from them and sell them salvation. Nonsense 1 Like |
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