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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Vicadey: 6:04am On Sep 19, 2018
[quote author=LegendVibes post=71294419]A Nigerian man and a Twitter user shared this on his Twitter timeline.

He wrote;
"If my mother slaps you and you raise your hand to slap her back because you lack self control.

I will beat you blue and black. No inbetween

Except of cos you can also slap your mother back if she was the one who slapped you.

But if you won't slap your biological mom back if she slapped you but can raise your hands against mine. I will fight you. Let's be clear"


A Nigerian feminist who hates men replied him what she would do if she's the one in the situation;

And another lady question the feminist who hates men why she wants to "arrange boys" when she claimed she hates men;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9845/if-my-mom-slaps-you-and-you-slap-her-back-i-will-beat-you-blue-and-black-man-see-replies.html

I Go Too Beat Her Ehn!
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Seahawk: 6:07am On Sep 19, 2018
All these frustrated men looking for who to frustrate. If your mom is hitting your wife, it’s obvious you guys have a dysfunctional family and are looking for who to take it out on. If your mom doesn’t want to get hit, she shouldn’t hit anyone first

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Humility017(m): 6:09am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child

you really displaying lack of manners already
calling a bastard.
meaning if it should happen...you'll retaliate
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by LyfeJennings(m): 6:18am On Sep 19, 2018
I no wan know who the girl papa be
I will not only beat her mercilessly but if any of her family do anyhow
Na that time I go make use of my rugged side
I will kill if possible
Mio fe oriburuku at all
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by usebog: 6:19am On Sep 19, 2018
Slap my mum and die on the spot
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by MobilityExpress: 6:22am On Sep 19, 2018
I remember growing up, my mother has slapped the heck out of me, I never slapped her back, my mother has thrown shoes at me, thrown TV at me, thrown spoon, thrown ceramic plates, thrown glass cups, bitten my hand, all in a bid to raise a responsible child that will be useful for himself, family and society. Look at me now, I can’t thank her enough. She did a wonderful job to ensure, whatever it took, to drive irresponsible behavior away from me. People like me, when we were growing, we were surrounded by bad boys, we were bad boys but our mothers were the saving grace that didn’t let us sink into the hole of criminality and depravity. We became responsible children by fire by force. Now one girl that just joined the bandwagon at the finish line now says she will slap that same mother? *In Lasisi’s voice* Are you mad? grin. I’ll beat the madness out of you in a hurry, because you see, that mother, sweet sweet mother, she beat the madness out of me and I became a success for it. God bless my mother and all the good mothers out there. We love you unconditionally. Slap anybody you like, we will defend you with our blood, our money and our lives. You are too dear to us kiss. Your tearful prayers made us great. A good Mother is the best blessing a man could receive. For me, it’s Mother over wife, God over everything!

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by sosa993: 6:23am On Sep 19, 2018
But my question is why would slap even occur in the first place? Why would normal people be slapping each other up and down. Some people won't just have anything reasonable to discuss in their lives sha.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by sosa993: 6:28am On Sep 19, 2018
dairykidd:
My mum can't slap me talk more of someone else's child.. She's far better than that!




That is what I've been wondering o. I can't even imagine my mom slapping her daughter in-laws. I'll just shake my head for her. But she's so responsible. Even at 57 that woman issa hustler so I'm wondering when she would get time to be slapping people. Like why would anything like slapping another occur?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 6:32am On Sep 19, 2018
Humility017:


you really displaying lack of manners already
calling a bastard.
meaning if it should happen...you'll retaliate

The person who slapped first lackes manners
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by udydecency: 6:32am On Sep 19, 2018
Olalan:
A sane mother would most likely slap a wife for the same reasons her mother or a older relative would have slapped her, thus if she cant slap them back she has no justification to slap the mother in law back




Correct
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 6:39am On Sep 19, 2018
sosa993:





That is what I've been wondering o. I can't even imagine my mom slapping her daughter in-laws. I'll just shake my head for her. But she's so responsible. Even at 57 that woman issa hustler so I'm wondering when she would get time to be slapping people. Like why would anything like slapping another occur?
Yeah.. Mine is soo loving to a fault & whenever i visit her she doesn't even allow me decipline my little cousins when they misbehave.. Btw are u bini or yoruba... Your name is confusing cheesy
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Telemon(m): 6:50am On Sep 19, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Carry una names to my BABA cheesy


Joking oh
you must be a Yoruba girl
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by connectboi(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


I can't slap my mum but I can slap other ppls mums if they ever try to hit me. Who does ur mum think she is?

I bet you me if you try that enh hmmmmmmm
If God had destined you with 60years remaining to live on earth, I will make sure I reduce it to 6 minute to live with severe beating of your life...
Provided you tried that back..........
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by YoungLionken(m): 6:57am On Sep 19, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Carry una names to my BABA cheesy


Joking oh
You mean your pastor?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 6:57am On Sep 19, 2018
connectboi:


I bet you me if you try that enh hmmmmmmm
If God had destined you with 60years remaining to live on earth, I will make sure I reduce it to 6 minute to live with severe beating of your life...
Provided you tried that back..........

So it's okay for ur mum slap ppl? What does that say about her?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by AmazonTopaz(f): 7:07am On Sep 19, 2018
Otondo next time don't try to insult me.I would only attack her if she started it my mother is too mature and educated to interfere in her children's marriages.
Let's say she does slap her after my mom slapped her and in law retaliates I would only caution or reprimand her because she started it and my in law was being fair by retaliating.I would even caution my brother not to be sentimental and consider why she slapped and also be faire to his wife.But if it was my in lawwho started it.I would deal with her.
tunjijones:


You are jst a bitch. What wld you do if you hear ur younger brothers wife slap ur mom back in retaliation of an earlier slap ur mom gave her.

Sincerely what wld be ur reaction.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by connectboi(m): 7:10am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


So it's okay for ur mum slap ppl? What does that say about her?
Its not right but if that happened in as much is my mum no one has that right because, I know what mothers go though because of their child.....
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 7:12am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


No, Cos ur self-hating nigerian women don't know how to handle hair that hasn't had a cancerous perm put on it. Tell them to embrace their real hair so hair like mine won't confuse you anymore when you see it. Wankerrr

You need ppl that love their hair around you x
Which Kain woman be this
U talk too much,arguing upandan like a chattering parrot, I already proved my point...

Wake up and smell the coffee....U LACK MANNERS! ion wanna be seeing u in Shiloh 2100 all fvcked up,begging God for husband....anyone who has a mother won't call another person's mum a BASTARD!!

SHARON....I put it to u again,U LACK COURTSEY AND VIRTUE!

N what's with u and wankerr? U that sex starved?? Ion blame u,with a mouth like urs,the only thing that can stomach ur BS is a extra long,extra moldy,ulcerated cucumber..,..

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 7:15am On Sep 19, 2018
Humility017:


you really displaying lack of manners already
calling a bastard.
meaning if it should happen...you'll retaliate
U dey mind that slowpoke
Imagine 2moro now she no go get husband...she go dey cry for Shiloh...not knowing her manners drove all men(even the useless ones) away
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by CeeKay17: 7:22am On Sep 19, 2018
What is the purpose of foolish questions like this?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 7:31am On Sep 19, 2018
connectboi:

Its not right but if that happened in as much is my mum no one has that right because, I know what mothers go though because of their child.....

So why is a mother slapping another chilld if she knows what mothers go through for their child? Does ur mum have the right to hit others?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by virago(f): 7:34am On Sep 19, 2018
I know I would beat my brother's wife black and blue if I ever hear she slapped my mother for slapping her so I don't think I'll retaliate if my mother in-law slaps me. Although not right but I may have done something very wrong for her to slap me as most mothers wouldn't do that to their daughter in-law unless they are pushed to the wall.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by BlindAngel: 7:36am On Sep 19, 2018
Millenniumlady:
Get out

Attention seeker... Spits
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Aystarz: 7:47am On Sep 19, 2018
backnbeta:
Mum lacks self control, son takes it out on another woman who lacks self control undecided



Mother-in-law, husband, wife... The three are just children really!

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by donqx: 7:50am On Sep 19, 2018
hmm
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by BluntBoy(m): 7:59am On Sep 19, 2018
I wouldn't slap my mother-in-law if she slapped me. My mother-in-law is my mother. If I can't raise my hand if my biological mother slapped me while should I raise my hand on my mother-in-law when I am not mad?

So, I don't expect a woman to slap my mother with regards to the issue. I am a Yoruba man and our culture frowns at it.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Kdon2: 8:14am On Sep 19, 2018
chiommy123:
Why will her mom just be slapping people anyhow. It will take a young man or woman with good self control not to reiterate. Even someone's mom knows the age to stop slapping

When you try it that's when you know your face could go from pretty to ugly. So if your mum lost her cool and slap you,you will slap her back and perhaps beat her to teach her a lesson not to slap you again. Sorry for your generation.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by hmuhammad(m): 8:16am On Sep 19, 2018
Millenniumlady:
Shut up
small girl, do not grow up to become a feminist. Respect men and the God Almighty will bless you with a very good husband, please desist from nairaland feminist.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by tunize(m): 8:16am On Sep 19, 2018
My mom won't do that either, and God knows i wont marry a mannerless or disrespectful wife.
But less assume my my does it and she replies by slapping her back, i go break which ever of the hand she use left or right but i wont beat her( jst break the hand only so that next time she go get sense).
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Kdon2: 8:17am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


So why is a mother slapping another chilld if she knows what mothers go through for their child? Does ur mum have the right to hit others?

If your brothers wife slap your mother what will you do?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by boyjo: 8:18am On Sep 19, 2018
imam07:
Try to be sensible at times. This is just a question thrown to be answered and not to be displaying irresponsibility here. One day you to will become a mother in law. That is all what you feminists don't understand. The kind of dirty comment u posted here shows that if u have a daughter in law you will slap her if she is rude to u. People like you can't control your anger towards another person.
The most sensible thing b4 any lady should make a comment is first put yourself in that situation. Those feminist that always condemn men for any reason. I believe if u were a man, you will be worse than these men u hate.

Awww...
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by boyjo: 8:21am On Sep 19, 2018
Herrmes:
My mother cannot strike my wife, if she does then, I will have to punish her, and apease my wife, if it were another person's mom, I will retaliate ASAP and very violently.

Lol...ahn ahn sofri abeg grin

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